:00:13. > :00:17.Time for more of my Olympics nonsense.
:00:18. > :00:31.Union Jack faced man enjoys gymnastics.
:00:32. > :00:42.Commentator smuggles chicken into booth.
:00:43. > :00:47.And, Ore Oduba let down by his only fan.
:00:48. > :00:54.Jason Kenny equalled Chris Hoy's record of six Hold medals
:00:55. > :00:58.But the race did have to be restarted twice after this pizza
:00:59. > :01:02.delivery boy took a wrong turning and ended up on the track.
:01:03. > :01:09.I wonder which mooey gave him those directions?
:01:10. > :01:16.One deep pan meat paste and spinach feast.
:01:17. > :01:22.Now, go back to Rio and make me another.
:01:23. > :01:29.Jason's race was delayed for so long that the spectators started to camp
:01:30. > :01:38.Regular viewers will remember Clare Balding's back receiving a lot
:01:39. > :01:49.Got a lovely photograph of Clare's back there. That's a good one, isn't
:01:50. > :01:52.it. Well, it made Jason Kenny's back
:01:53. > :01:54.very jealous, so it suddenly tried Mind you, that in turn
:01:55. > :02:04.really upset his bottom. They really follow you
:02:05. > :02:15.around the Velodrome. But Jason's bottom wasn't the only
:02:16. > :02:19.thing that was sad. Why do people keep dropping
:02:20. > :02:28.in to me? It was also a historic
:02:29. > :02:32.night for Laura Trott My roving reporter, Wilf,
:02:33. > :02:36.has been close to the action. Wilf, did you know that Laura
:02:37. > :02:39.and Jason are engaged? I've been trying to get hold of them
:02:40. > :02:47.all night for an interview. They're probably on the phone
:02:48. > :02:52.and planning their wedding. I was also impressed
:02:53. > :02:56.that the commentators were watching Hacker's Olympic
:02:57. > :02:58.Rundown between races. might have to do it on your own.
:02:59. > :03:12.Maybe another three minutes. Oh, well, I wonder what
:03:13. > :03:14.Laura thought? I'm sure Clare Balding has enjoyed
:03:15. > :03:18.all the jokes we've made her. Did anyone see that discus player
:03:19. > :03:22.visit those cameramen in prison? Don't worry, guys, I've smuggled
:03:23. > :03:25.a file inside this discus. Do you know what I really find
:03:26. > :03:27.enjoyable? She's nearly fallen over, she like
:03:28. > :03:38.it is though. Gymnastics next, and there
:03:39. > :03:41.was a tinkler on the floor. Don't worry, it was Team GB's
:03:42. > :03:43.Amy Tinkler, who won Bronze You thought I was going to do
:03:44. > :03:47.a joke about tinkling Well, I'm better than that -
:03:48. > :03:50.so shame on you! Anyway, I did like the new medal
:03:51. > :03:56.podium they used last night. There you have confirmation of the
:03:57. > :04:00.Women's Floor Finals. Mind you, the competition looks
:04:01. > :04:03.like it's taking its toll on Simone Simone Biles drive for five came to
:04:04. > :04:10.an end today. And now it's time for my
:04:11. > :04:12.favourite lingering shot We can see your feet at the moment,
:04:13. > :04:20.which is lovely. We were treated to the mother
:04:21. > :04:29.of all pole vaulting competitions. And, I'm very pleased to say that
:04:30. > :04:32.we're about to be treated to the mother of all pole
:04:33. > :04:34.vaulting competitions, too. Hello, I'm the mother
:04:35. > :04:36.of all pole vaulting competitions. It looks like my new
:04:37. > :04:42.pizza's on its way. Let's go and eat this meat paste
:04:43. > :04:53.and spinach pizza. I've also invited Jason Kenny's
:04:54. > :04:55.distressed bottom from earlier. Right, by my reckoning,
:04:56. > :04:58.there's only one unresolved joke Turns out I'm not better
:04:59. > :05:09.than that after all!