Episode 9

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:00:14. > :00:20.Brazilian footballer forgets rules of the game.

:00:21. > :00:26.Letter V accused of graffiti at medal ceremony.

:00:27. > :00:38.And world's youngest dentist sets up in handball arena.

:00:39. > :00:43.So the big news of yesterday came in the hockey.

:00:44. > :00:46.Team GB's women are through to the final and guaranteed at least

:00:47. > :00:50.Although in my opinion their biggest achievement was breaking the world

:00:51. > :00:55.record for the largest static Hokey Cokey.

:00:56. > :00:58.You don't put your left leg in, you don't put your left leg out.

:00:59. > :01:01.Not in, not out, not in, not out, whatever you do don't shake

:01:02. > :01:04.The players all looked wonderful though.

:01:05. > :01:19.The team's success even got the crowd singing.

:01:20. > :01:25.Hockey's Coming Home is the song the supporters are singing.

:01:26. > :01:49.# It's been away all day and now it wants a cup of tea.

:01:50. > :01:53.Ore Oduba's even offered himself up as a Gareth Malone-style

:01:54. > :02:01.But, if it doesn't top the charts, the team insist they are not

:02:02. > :02:05.I hope what everybody sees is the tightest group of women

:02:06. > :02:06.there could possibly be out there.

:02:07. > :02:10.Now it's time for my favourite use of a cliche immediately

:02:11. > :02:12.after denying there are any cliches.

:02:13. > :02:24.There are no cliches about this Great Britain team. Every single

:02:25. > :02:27.member is on the top of their form. Sailing next, and Clare Balding

:02:28. > :02:29.wasn't very subtle about I'm always slightly nervous

:02:30. > :02:33.when I hand to Shirley Robertson because I never know if you've got

:02:34. > :02:35.enough wind or not. By the way, did anyone notice

:02:36. > :02:42.someone had written a rude word The USA took on Argentina

:02:43. > :02:50.in the basketball last night, but where did

:02:51. > :02:53.the game take place? # Have you heard the news, hockey's

:02:54. > :03:17.coming home... I've been wondering,

:03:18. > :03:18.is Hazel Irvine really small or is all the furniture

:03:19. > :03:26.in her studio really big? Ground-breaking moment that you

:03:27. > :03:29.managed to fashion. It's a lovely studio,

:03:30. > :03:32.but it is missing one thing - I wonder where she'll

:03:33. > :03:35.find one big enough? Don't you hate it when Helen

:03:36. > :03:45.Skelton's interviewing you, then looks around

:03:46. > :03:51.for someone better to talk to? Excitement, didn't get overwhelmed?

:03:52. > :03:56.In this place it's quite... Athletics next, and did

:03:57. > :03:59.you see Michael Johnson playing pat-a-cake

:04:00. > :04:05.with the invisible man? Did anyone see that

:04:06. > :04:10.weird looking elderly couple that gate-crashed

:04:11. > :04:14.the showjumping event? Well, that's just about

:04:15. > :04:19.it for today. I wonder if hockey's come

:04:20. > :04:20.home yet? I'd completely forgotten I'd

:04:21. > :04:26.rented my spare room out to you, Mind if I bring my massive

:04:27. > :04:44.angle-poise lamp too? # Have you heard the news, folks?

:04:45. > :04:46.# Hockey's