0:00:17 > 0:00:19Cold spots!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Huzzah!
0:00:20 > 0:00:21It's the Winter Olympics!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Today's top stories...
0:00:22 > 0:00:28Escalator breaks down at Opening Ceremony.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31The escalator isn't working, I'll never get to the discount warehouse
0:00:31 > 0:00:32now!
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Norweigan disappointed to not be snowboarding on paper.
0:00:36 > 0:00:42There is no one in the world better than Marcus Cleveland, and paper.
0:00:42 > 0:00:49Felix Loch's coach forgets phone but carries on anyway.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Felix Loch goes on 47.50 six. Felix Loch.
0:00:52 > 0:00:58And Radzi uses chair for first time.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00OK, I've never sat in one of these before.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Yes, it was the opening weekend of sporting action in South Korea.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Hey, didn't you think those background dancers at the
0:01:07 > 0:01:14Opening Ceremony were a bit distracting...?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18He could and should perhaps in their first-ever...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21You'd never find me being upstaged by uninspiring coreography...
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Anyway, during the parade the countries put on quite a show.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25There were hundreds of Americans...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28A greased up Tongan...
0:01:28 > 0:01:29And as for Bemuda...
0:01:29 > 0:01:35I wonder what they had in store?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39One of the big stories this weekend was the tummy bug that
0:01:39 > 0:01:41was going round.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Team GB's Elise Chrisite, and the rest of
0:01:42 > 0:01:49the speed skaters, were the first to be affected.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Come on I've got to get to the lavvie, hurry up!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Luckily, BBC pundit Amy Williams had some helpful advice.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Just get that one run under your belt, I'm fine, let's relax now, let
0:02:04 > 0:02:07the Butterfly settled to the bottom of it more.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10But it was no wonder their bowles were loose -
0:02:10 > 0:02:12with all the fresh fruit that was available.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13First there was this.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15360 melon grab.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18...And then there was this!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20The young Kiwi absolutely smashed it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I wonder what the young kiwi smashed?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23I smashed that melon, of course.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24It was upstaging me.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I hate it when that happens!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Anyway, now it's time for my favourite reaction to
0:02:28 > 0:02:31discussion of the colour teal.
0:02:34 > 0:02:42What colour would you call that kind of turquoise?Am going to go for
0:02:42 > 0:02:44teal.Are you really?
0:02:44 > 0:02:49I'm glad the BBC's experts really know their stuff.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah, I'm not a snowboarder and I know professional, but looking at
0:02:52 > 0:02:54it, it looked really good.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57No, I love Amy Williams really, but I have heard a rumour
0:02:57 > 0:03:00that she will only stand on yellow carpet.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Good luck with that and thank you for all of your insight.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Bit odd.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Now, I was surprised to hear the commentators
0:03:05 > 0:03:09talking about facial hair removal so much.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Despite all the resources the Norwegian team have got at their
0:03:13 > 0:03:15disposal, they got their waxing very wrong.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16You're telling me!
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Have a look at this fella!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Robert Jansson and his moustache go to the starting gate.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It seemed like everyone was cheering on his moustache -
0:03:27 > 0:03:30even in other sports.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Krueger from Musgrave, come on, Muzzy!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It's no surprise, though, because the moustache was the key
0:03:37 > 0:03:40to his success.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44The aerodynamics on the moustache have paid off because that is a
0:03:44 > 0:03:45fantastic jump from the Norwegian!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47That still seems a bit daft to me, though.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Can a moustache really help you go faster?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Well, it's certainly helped me!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Wahey!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Stop upstaging me!
0:03:54 > 0:04:00Before we go, just time for some breaking news.
0:04:00 > 0:04:10We find out why we shout weeeeee down the course.He needs a number
0:04:10 > 0:04:15one when he gets down the bottom. Number one means wee.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Austrian luger hopes for yellow snow.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20SNORING
0:04:20 > 0:04:22You won.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27And Team GB's Elise Christie briefly holds new Olympic Record.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32She won that heat at the time it was an Olympic record. It didn't last
0:04:32 > 0:04:34long, she was just beaten by a fraction.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36You'd never find anyone getting beaten by a fraction round here.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hooray, I've won!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39This moustache is worthless!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Stop upstaging me!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Ooh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47See you tomorrow!