Episode 10

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0:00:19 > 0:00:21Cold spots!

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Cold spots!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Welcome to Friday's Winter Olympic Rundown.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Today's top stories: Jenny Jones congratulates man

0:00:25 > 0:00:29on his impression of a ghost.

0:00:29 > 0:00:37Man tells Canadian ice hockey coach to wiggle her nose.

0:00:37 > 0:00:44Wiggle your nose, wiggle your nostrils.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47And Eve Muirhead scared by mouse, but very slowly.

0:00:47 > 0:00:54As it's nearly the weekend, let's kick off with some fun.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58I am starting this evening with the quiz. Can you name the three alpine

0:00:58 > 0:01:04skiers who have won three gold medals at one games?No.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Talking of skiing, I enjoyed the Men's Halfpipe.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11But I didn't realise the competitors were also amateur magicians.

0:01:11 > 0:01:19We want to see these big tricks that we know these guys can do.Mike

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Riddle had a...A huge bag of tricks.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25A huge bag of tricks.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Well I've got his Trick Bag right here.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29I'm going to delve deep and see if I can find one

0:01:29 > 0:01:30of those creative grabs.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oooh..

0:01:32 > 0:01:36What a creative grab.

0:01:40 > 0:01:47. The Olympic champion has pulled the cat out of the bag.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I wonder what else is in here?I I wonder if I can pull

0:01:51 > 0:01:52a cat out the bag?

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Oooh!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Stop grabbing me creatively!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I've had enough of this bag.

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Time for a new trick.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03And he pulled a rabbit out of the hat.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04hat.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05I've got the hat here!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Let's say the magic words.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Ooh it's working.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Get off!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Although that WAS the most creative grab yet!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Well done!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I enjoyed the half pipe commentary, but I think Tim Warwood

0:02:16 > 0:02:19and James Woods could have said "Oh My Goodness" a bit

0:02:19 > 0:02:20more.

0:02:20 > 0:02:26Oh, my goodness.

0:02:26 > 0:02:36Oh, my goodness.Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.Oh my goodness,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39what a disgrace.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hey, did you hear that Great Britain was considering buying some

0:02:41 > 0:02:45new curtains with a giant plus sign on them?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47And that may well be curtains for Great Britain.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52And that may well be curtains for Great Britain.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Good choice, Great Britain.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Thanks Hacker.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57They'll go really well with my times table themed carpet.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Bye!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm glad to see that Clare Balding's thumb took a well

0:03:01 > 0:03:04earned holiday yesterday.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I bet her index finger is really missing it.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I bet her index finger is really missing it.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Now it's time for my favourite moment where you say

0:03:11 > 0:03:13"combined" a lot, then become self-aware that you've said

0:03:13 > 0:03:18"combined" a lot.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23The combined event, skiers go downhill first and then the slalom

0:03:23 > 0:03:29and it is combined. Have I said combined enough?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Now I've just bought myself this jar of IT.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36I don't know what to do next, though.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40If ever there was a time to rip the lid of it, this is it.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44If ever there was a time to rip the lid of it, this is it.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Oh my goodness..

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Ah, I've got no thumbs.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Next, there was a bad case of trapped wind going around

0:03:49 > 0:03:50the Games.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52First, snowboarder Jamie Anderson tried to hold on to a

0:03:52 > 0:03:54massive trump.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56How did she not explode into a million pieces.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59How did she not explode into a million pieces.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Then skier Alex Ferrera did the same.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06I hope he doesn't!

0:04:06 > 0:04:11Cover your eyes, I am not sure what is going to happen.I think I know

0:04:11 > 0:04:14what is going to happen.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Anyway, I'm pleased to say that Clare's thumb has returned

0:04:16 > 0:04:17from its holiday.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19But unfortunately now her fingers have

0:04:19 > 0:04:27gone, they've left on a package trip to Benidorm.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Now, I was surprised to hear this yesterday.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32This man is Liquid Skiing.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34He is LITERALLY liquid, and he is skiing.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Now get out!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Well, that's nearly it for today.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm off on a mini-break now with all of Clare Balding's

0:04:42 > 0:04:43fingers and thumbs.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Hi, Hacker!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Hi, all of Clare Balding's hand!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Well, that was a brilliant show.

0:04:48 > 0:04:54What could possibly improve it?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Just when you thought it could not get any better.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, my goodness!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Aaron, are you ok?!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Close the curtains, Great Britain!