Episode 2

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0:00:15 > 0:00:20Cold sports!

0:00:20 > 0:00:25Welcome to my dead good Winter Olympics shawl. Today's top stories,

0:00:25 > 0:00:36Robin cousins...Three days of spellbinding competition.Unexpected

0:00:36 > 0:00:44skiier found in bagging area. ... Ice hockey player thinks she is the

0:00:44 > 0:00:48pop. Cockroach problem in speed skating

0:00:48 > 0:00:57arena. And Canadian figure skater forgets

0:00:57 > 0:01:04her deodorant!

0:01:04 > 0:01:19her deodorant!Needs a role on! Hello, or as they say in Korea...

0:01:21 > 0:01:24COMMENTATOR:Gangnam style, as they say in Korea...And we are above

0:01:24 > 0:01:32this... Strong, American... No, we are definitely not above that. I did

0:01:32 > 0:01:45suspect who was responsible. LAUGHTER

0:01:45 > 0:01:56Gasser! But actually it was Team

0:01:58 > 0:02:08GB's own Aimee Fuller...Aimee Fuller was about to drop.With the

0:02:08 > 0:02:11backside...I think it was the strongest gust of wind of the day,

0:02:11 > 0:02:20was surprised I could hold onto it. That's enough

0:02:20 > 0:02:22was surprised I could hold onto it. That's enough, Aimee! And this...

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Great to watch up but not necessarily for the reasons we

0:02:25 > 0:02:29wanted, and what a shame...Who cares what she thinks! I value this

0:02:29 > 0:02:41opinion.Certainly at the moment wind socks are saying it is good.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Thanks, wind socks! Get out! You have ruined it now. I told you this

0:02:46 > 0:02:52show was serious! And BBC pundit Amy Williams, she insists on standing on

0:02:52 > 0:02:56the square yellow carpet at all times. The BBC have decided to

0:02:56 > 0:03:01replace her with dancing on ice's Christopher Dean, who is luckily

0:03:01 > 0:03:06only half as demanding! You only has one foot on the yellow carpet!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Speaking of figure skating, I was surprised a piece of fruit was

0:03:09 > 0:03:13instrumental in the Canadian success...They are head and

0:03:13 > 0:03:19shoulders above the rest. We haven't yet seen the French pair, with whom

0:03:19 > 0:03:26the train...I haven't seen that pear either! You are only half a

0:03:26 > 0:03:32pear!And they were half of a pair. LAUGHTER

0:03:32 > 0:03:40We share and share alike.Half pear, never stand on a yellow carpet when

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Christopher Dean is around! It is now time for my favourite piece of

0:03:44 > 0:03:51advice to keep it simple, which somebody then totally ignores!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Unit symbol.Is that your advice?I think so. On a day like today I

0:03:59 > 0:04:05think it is best to keep it simple. So that lovely rainbow transition,

0:04:05 > 0:04:14coming through the hardest section, over the close, 100...Perfect!Did

0:04:14 > 0:04:18you notice there was a lot of talk about body parts yesterday?Head and

0:04:18 > 0:04:28shoulders...Head and shoulders. Your knees...The heart of the

0:04:28 > 0:04:35lunch, legs forged from steel... Head and shoulders...That is about

0:04:35 > 0:04:43it for today's programme, and if you're announced...One pair to go!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I don't