Episode 3

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0:00:14 > 0:00:15Hello!

0:00:15 > 0:00:19Welcome to Wednesday's Olympic Rundown.

0:00:19 > 0:00:27Society of Orange Beekeepers get lost in Curling arena.

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Where's my honey?

0:00:30 > 0:00:34One-eyed cartoon ghost spotted in half-pipe event.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39Tim Warwood deals with complicated phone number.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I don't now how to call this one really.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47And Chinese snowboarder blocks toilet.

0:00:47 > 0:00:52She's left it all in the pipe here in Phoenix Park.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55The big story yesterday was Team GB's Elise Christie missing

0:00:55 > 0:00:57out on a medal in the short track speed skating.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Apparently a body part thief was to blame.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04The Dutch goal floated up the inside and took her hand.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Don't worry - the hand has managed to escape

0:01:06 > 0:01:08and is on it's way back to Elise.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Go on.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Get back to Elise, she needs you!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12I really enjoyed the Curling

0:01:12 > 0:01:14yesterday, but - ooh - the competitors got distracted

0:01:14 > 0:01:19when they saw Sooty's best friend Sweep in the crowd.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Sweep! Sweep!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Here he is now!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Sweep! Sweep!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh forget it!

0:01:30 > 0:01:36The Curling was very gripping though.

0:01:36 > 0:01:42Switzerland needed a dramatic U-turn. Always tough on ice.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43You're telling me!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44No "U" are telling me.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Now get out!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48The other big story was American snowboarder Chloe Kim winning gold

0:01:48 > 0:01:51in the half-pipe.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54But I thought she might not manage it - because she hadn't

0:01:54 > 0:01:56had enough to eat.

0:01:56 > 0:02:02You know I was getting really hangry and my stomach was rumbling.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03That's odd.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08We were told she'd had a big meal.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11She is eating this pipe up for breakfast.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13All this talk of food has made me a bit hangry.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16But I'm sticking to good old cornflakes for MY breakfast.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18They are missing a little something though...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I wonder what Snowboarder Shaun White puts on them?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24He definitely sprinkles pressure on his breakfast cereal.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Sounds nice!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Chloe!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Don't go eating all that pressure!

0:02:28 > 0:02:29You'll explo...

0:02:29 > 0:02:32EXPLOSION.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Ooh.

0:02:33 > 0:02:41Apparently Chloe Kim wasn't the only winner in the half pipe.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47And the final inverted seven, your Olympic champion.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50And here's your Olympic champion - that inverted 7 - now!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51But why are you inverted?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54That U was teaching me how to do a dramatic turn.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Ooh, it's tough on ice.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Get out you!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57I got out earlier!

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Oh, yeah!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Well, you get out as well.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Don't you hate it when you get the best view of the track

0:03:03 > 0:03:11in the Luge event, but then accidentally face the wrong way.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16She is sort of keeping a consistent line.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Now I'm pleased to say that everyone at the Winter Olympics was watching

0:03:19 > 0:03:20my programme yesterday.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Even Clare Balding tuned in.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23What did you think Clare?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26So distressing to watch that and hear that.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, Clare, it's not that bad surely?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I feel a little bit sick.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32She's got a point!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Now it's time for my favourite needlessly long close-up

0:03:34 > 0:03:42of a mitten.

0:03:43 > 0:03:50Hey, did you know that countries have lungs?

0:03:50 > 0:03:54The nation holds its breath.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Can I breath out now, Hacker?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58I'm going blue around the Cairngorms.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Of course you can.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02You look like you're under a lot of pressure.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Chloe!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Stop eating the nation!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Before we go, here's the other big stories of the day.

0:04:10 > 0:04:18Officials run out of money for medals, so give out animals instead.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yesterday, another seven medals were awarded including gold for Jamie

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Anderson in the winning's 's slate style.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Slalom skiier finally learns how to put clothes on.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Dresser is off to a good start.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35And Snowboarder Arielle Gold cleans her protractor too hard.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39You could almost say she has grabbed a few degrees of the end of it.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42So that only leaves one question to be answered...

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Are we going to see the ten?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45You certainly are!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48That's too many letter and number gags for one show.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Chloe!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Do the honours.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Which brings us to a perfectly logical conclusion for

0:04:52 > 0:04:53another show.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56See you tomorrow!