0:00:16 > 0:00:17Welcome to Friday's Winter Olympic Rundown.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22Today's top stories. Robin Cousins unable to count
0:00:22 > 0:00:27to four without feeling sick.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30One, two, three, four...
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Christopher Dean regrets asking Chemmy Alcott how to use
0:00:33 > 0:00:38the toilet.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Jump, back in, my pack's fallen off, we're getting dynamic.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46And giant banana skin dropped on skeleton track.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51Yes, the question on everyone's lips has been.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Can Dawn Parsons pass the skeleton speed test?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58You'll have to be quick to catch me! Well he did!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Because he's won Team GB's first medal of the Games.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Dom Parsons did take bronze.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Huzzah! But the pundits seemed more bothered
0:01:06 > 0:01:07about his motoring skills.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Is he driving well?I think he's driving her phenomenally well.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Alex Coomber gave Dom some good advice.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I think with the track that is this technical the worst thing you could
0:01:18 > 0:01:19do is try and fight it.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Unfortunately, someone did try to fight the track.
0:01:23 > 0:01:30Put them up, you, outside now, the track, I'll have you.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Now has anybody seen my collection of country-specific tea towels.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I hung them out to dry somewhere, but can't
0:01:34 > 0:01:35remember where?
0:01:35 > 0:01:40As it stands at the top of the tree...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Does anyone know what adrenaline sounds like?
0:01:43 > 0:01:49At this point of the race your adrenaline is speaking, you're on
0:01:49 > 0:01:50the limiter and it's going...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Tim Warwood there, who was commentating on the Men's
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Snowboard Cross. Trouble is, he got
0:01:54 > 0:01:55a bit distracted and started playing party
0:01:55 > 0:01:58games in the booth. But what was he playing?
0:01:58 > 0:02:05I'm pinning my tail on him, that's what I'm doing. That doesn't even
0:02:05 > 0:02:07make sense.
0:02:07 > 0:02:13Welcome to my world! Hello again, Hacker!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Hi.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I did enjoy watching the Snowboard Cross though.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19But the action of it really reminded me of something.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22This will have plenty of action, like a half-price clothing sale.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26That's it! And it turns out everyone
0:02:26 > 0:02:27at the Olympics was looking for bargains
0:02:27 > 0:02:31at that clothing sale. One of the snowboarders bought some
0:02:31 > 0:02:31lovely baby clothes.
0:02:31 > 0:02:39Keep your eye on the white bib, look at the rider in the white bib.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42This German duo were buying some footwear.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Looking for the skate of their lives.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Sorry cockers, I got the last pair of life skates.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49And Dom Parsons bought some delightful orange trousers.
0:02:49 > 0:02:57But sadly the stitching wasn't up to scratch.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I hope you've kept the receipt!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02But it was this outfit that flew off the shelves.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04The red onesie, white beanie and country-specific hankie.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Talking of which, I've heard there's a nasty cold going
0:03:07 > 0:03:09round the Games. The commentator's
0:03:09 > 0:03:15inspected the contents of this skier's hankie.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Smooth, aggressive, green all the way.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Even the German figure skater caught it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I've got a right crow up here.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26And America's Mikaela Shiffrin was so snotty she got her
0:03:26 > 0:03:29nose stuck to her knees.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34I can't remove my nose from my knees here. The liquid has caused some
0:03:34 > 0:03:40sort of
0:03:40 > 0:03:41sort of grippage.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44At least I've not come down with...
0:03:44 > 0:03:5148's down as well! Oh, no!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Sorry, everyone. I'll just blow my nose on this
0:03:54 > 0:04:00country-specific hankie. Now it's time for my favourite
0:04:00 > 0:04:08condiment-based compliment of the day.
0:04:08 > 0:04:18Usually he's absolutely mastered. -- mustard.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Now, I do like watching Chemmy Alcott in the studio.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23She can always be relied upon to sum something up in one word.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Just one word on Alex Tilley of Great Britain?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28I wonder what that one word will be. Just one word on Alex Tilley of
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Great Britain?
0:04:29 > 0:04:34In her words she made a rookie mistake but she's got the slalom.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36She has.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Let me sum that up in one word. Chemmy you're a disgrace.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40That was loads of words!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45That was loads of words, more than one, you did loads, loads, loads.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Let's see if Tim Warwood can do any better.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, I couldn't have put it better myself.