Episode 6

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0:00:15 > 0:00:16Hello.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Welcome to my Winter Olympic Rundown.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Today's top stories.

0:00:20 > 0:00:28Chemmy Alcott surprised to find hands at the end of her arms.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I have got arms!

0:00:31 > 0:00:35Belarussian skiier installs sink at top of stairs.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38He has convinced himself on the landing.

0:00:38 > 0:00:44And rubbish bin joins Slovenia's Ice Hockey team.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Can I play, lads? I want to join in!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49The big news from the weekend was Team GB'S Lizzy Yarnold

0:00:49 > 0:00:53winning our first Gold Medal in the Skeleton.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55That is a gold-medal winning run.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57I was very impressed with her vocal skills though.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Did you know she can do an impression of a full orchestra

0:01:00 > 0:01:05playing the National Anthem?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I've been practising, but I can only manage this.

0:01:07 > 0:01:14HACKER MIMES TO TERRY & JUNE THEME.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Anyway, I was surprised to see MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace

0:01:16 > 0:01:23presenting Lizzy with her medal.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Medal ceremonies don't get tougher than this!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Being a foodie, Gregg was particularly impressed that

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Lizzy carried a bag full of herbs with her during her run.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37She had so much thyme in her bag to be able to play with.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, yes, Thyme is a great herb to play with!

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Bishop nine to rook four.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Your move, Thyme.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42THYME:Checkmate!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Aargh!

0:01:43 > 0:01:51Meanwhile, Lizzy's team mate Laura Deas won Bronze.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55This medal has got big, meaty honest flavours.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58She would have done even better if she didn't have a hole

0:01:58 > 0:02:00in HER bag of herbs.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03She was slowly losing thyme at the fair that she got down the track

0:02:03 > 0:02:04towards the bottom.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Laura's mum was planning to watch her run, but she got

0:02:07 > 0:02:09distracted by an episode of THIS programme.

0:02:09 > 0:02:16I did know whether to be sick or cry or both. It was just ghastly!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19There was another medal for Team GB this weekend when Izzy Atkin won

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Bronze in the Women's Slopestyle.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Her team mate Katie Summerhayes didn't make it onto the podium,

0:02:23 > 0:02:24but she wasn't too bothered.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28In fact, her ski seemed more upset than she was.

0:02:28 > 0:02:34SKI WEEPS.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I'm distraught that is not on the podium!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39HACKER'S STOMACH RUMBLES.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm very sorry everyone, but I'm feeling a bit peckish.

0:02:41 > 0:02:47I don't know what to have for my tea.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49A pinch of attitude.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52One slice of style.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Large portion of air.

0:02:56 > 0:03:03A handful of ski.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I can't help thinking it needs something else.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07I know, Thyme!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09THYME:Not likely!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10I haven't got time for this.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Very good.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Now get out!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Next, it's my favourite awkward double thumbs-up

0:03:16 > 0:03:23after your name is mentioned.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32Alex Kimber from 2000 to.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36This weekend I really enjoyed...

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I've not even got any thumbs!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41This weekend I really enjoyed Tim Warwood

0:03:41 > 0:03:43and Ed Leigh's commentary.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48They're VERY insightful.

0:03:48 > 0:03:56Now he is poised to strike.Yeah, he's like a wild Cobra.Is there

0:03:56 > 0:04:02such a thing as a tame Cobra?They are right. I've got a tame Cobra

0:04:02 > 0:04:07with me right now.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09COBRA:Actually, Hacker, I'm wild!

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Are you?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Yes, absolutely livid!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Why?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Because that bunch of Thyme beat me in a game of chess!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Onto the ski jumping now and Norway's Robert Johannsen was back.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20And it sounds like he's been growing his facial hair even longer.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Here it is, the moustache felt around the world.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oooh, feels very nice.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Right, off to your next stop on your world tour - Bolivia.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, yes, must dash!

0:04:30 > 0:04:30Bye!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Before I go, I want to say a big congratulations to Clare Balding

0:04:33 > 0:04:38for being elected Mayor of the BBC studio.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Skiing...

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Skiing...

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Ooh, look at her majestic chain!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44That about to tarnish.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45That about to tarnish.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Right, that's all for today, because unfortunately

0:04:47 > 0:04:48time's running out.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49THYME:That cobra's after me!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Which leaves me with just one thing to say.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55HACKER MIMES TO TERRY & JUNE THEME.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Bye!