0:00:18 > 0:00:19Cold sports!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Y'alright, everyone!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22This is Tuesday's Winter Olympic Rundown.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Today's top stories...
0:00:25 > 0:00:33Korean bobsledder uses invisible crystal ball.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I predict I will drop the ball on the floor.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41Robin Cousins offers thoughts on Anna Cappellini's pink dress.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42It suits him better than it does Anna.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46And rabbit spotted in curling arena The big news -
0:00:46 > 0:00:47And rabbit spotted in curling arena.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51The big news - it was a dead heat for gold between Germany and Canada
0:00:51 > 0:00:56in the two-man bob.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57That is absolutely extraordinary.
0:00:57 > 0:01:03And I think I know the reason why Team GB didn't win.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Here is Great Britain. He has got all of Great Britain behind him.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Yes, it really is distracting having all of Great Britain behind you.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Hacker!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Can you lend me a tenner?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'm going to the pictures with Switzerland and Bulgaria!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Get out of it "all of Great Britain".
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'm telling Papua New Guinea about this!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Whatever!
0:01:22 > 0:01:28I was interested to hear this yesterday from Jenny Jones.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32For the first time ever big air is in the Olympics.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33You're telling me!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34It's all about big "facial 'air".
0:01:34 > 0:01:36They've even given ski jumper Robert Johannsen an award
0:01:36 > 0:01:40for his massive moustache.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45It was good. It was long. It was clean. It had everything it needed
0:01:45 > 0:01:47to win a gold medal.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Now, does anyone know what "second place" means in German?
0:01:52 > 0:01:58Second place. Rats is the translation!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oooooh...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I think there's a "second place" on my desk.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04No, that's just my moustache!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06No worries, Robert Johannsen, from slightly earlier.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Curling now.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11It's a real game of strategy - where you've got to keep your
0:02:11 > 0:02:12tactics to yourself.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Well, here's an exclusive...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Our hidden microphones have recorded some of Team GB's secret,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17hushed discussions.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23Sshhh.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27We need more of an idea about what is going on up this line. If you
0:02:27 > 0:02:30touch this or touch this...
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Ooooh, how subtle.
0:02:34 > 0:02:42Now, isn't the name Rhona really easy to pronounce.
0:02:43 > 0:02:49And very warm welcome to Rhony...
0:02:49 > 0:02:50I was very impressed with Rhony...
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Rhonow...
0:02:51 > 0:02:57But I think she could have said the word "hog line" a bit more..
0:02:57 > 0:03:04When it reaches the hog line you can double tap the handle. But you
0:03:04 > 0:03:09should release the stone before the hog line. But her finger touched at
0:03:09 > 0:03:15the back of it just before it passed the hog line.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20But I still don't know what a hog line is!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Now, time for my favourite commentator using the word capable,
0:03:22 > 0:03:26then quickly proving to be incapable.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Now it is time to hand you back to the very capable hands of...
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Breaking news..
0:03:32 > 0:03:35There's been a spate of medal thefts at the Games.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39The first suspect was this skier...
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, my goodness. She has almost got the key to the safe that contains
0:03:42 > 0:03:43the gold medal.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Don't worry, she almost got them, but she didn't.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Then the finger pointed at my old mate Alan Reliability.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I hope he's got an alibi!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Mr reliability hasn't been anywhere near the medals.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02I wonder who it was then?!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06I can't even describe what it was like for her to bring home the those
0:04:06 > 0:04:07gold medals for Great Britain.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Amy Williams!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You're a disgrace!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I must say, the Winter Olympics has really got me wanting
0:04:13 > 0:04:14to take up Ski Jumping.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I wonder how you do it?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Breathe in. Breathe out.
0:04:21 > 0:04:21Simple!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24What next?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Throw yourself down the hundred metre track and launch.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29You're alright...
0:04:29 > 0:04:33There must be a sport that suits me, though?
0:04:33 > 0:04:38We have got with us a world-class pilot himself and a bronze medallist
0:04:38 > 0:04:39in waiting.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41He's got a bronze medal just for waiting?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I could get at least a silver for that.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44HE WHISTLES.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46And in the Waiting event, second place - or "rats"
0:04:46 > 0:04:49for all you Germans - goes to Hacker the Dog.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Here you go Hacker!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ooh, thanks medal thief Amy Williams, from earlier!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Ooh, heck...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Medal thief?
0:04:55 > 0:04:55SIRENS BLARE.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Oh no, the fuzz will be after me!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02There it goes now!
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Which neatly rounds up another programme.