0:00:17 > 0:00:18Hello!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Welcome to Wednesday's Winter Olympic Rundown.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25Today's top stories...
0:00:25 > 0:00:29British curling team congratulated on their handshaking technique.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33That has been their best performance of these Olympic Games so far.
0:00:33 > 0:00:38Laundry issues leave athletes short of outfits.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40So, we have one jumper per team to go.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44And halfpipe commentator's distracted by man in crowd.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49She is ticking the judge. A massive truck driver there.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51The big news...
0:00:51 > 0:00:52TRUCK NOISE.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53..Oooh, massive truck driver there!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56The big news is Elise Christie has missed out on a medal in the short
0:00:56 > 0:00:58track speed skating.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Elise Christie is out of the Olympic Games.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I wonder if she was distracted by the Dutch women's team -
0:01:03 > 0:01:04because they all had the same name.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Ha-ha ha...
0:01:05 > 0:01:10"Ned".
0:01:10 > 0:01:12And another one!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14There was success for Team GB today though.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16For all the latest we can cross to my roving
0:01:16 > 0:01:17reporter, Wilf Breadbin.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Wilf - how's the curling going?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Not bad.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Although I do stink of perming solution.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Not that type of curling...
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Oh, Wilfred - for once in your life, can you just do a straight report?!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Very well...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Is this any better?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Stop it!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Or I'll give you a number two all over!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Wilf was supposed to be telling us that the Team GB women
0:01:38 > 0:01:41are through to the semifinals in the curling.
0:01:41 > 0:01:49And I bet the commentator has been loving all the thrills and spills.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Wow, wow.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Or maybe he hasn't!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Over in the ice dancing arena, this cameraman was focusing
0:01:55 > 0:02:01on all the real action at the ice dancing arena.
0:02:01 > 0:02:07Look at that lovely purple axe rock. I will zoom in and out on that.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09And I'm pleased to say that Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown has
0:02:09 > 0:02:12exclusively obtained the footage he shot.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17This is my favourite event yet!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I've noticed there's a poetry theme at this year's Games.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26We've got a couple of competitors with rhyming names.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Arianna Fontana.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33It's even inspired Clare Balding to have a go.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Shaun White wants to fly out of sight.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40And I've heard the curling commentator is quite the poet too.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It slides by. It was a great try.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Ooh, that's good.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47I wonder how that poem ends.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52It slides by, it was a great try. This will be a huge win for Kyle
0:02:52 > 0:02:52Smith and his team.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Oh!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Well, I've only got three things to say to that.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Wow, wow, wow.
0:03:00 > 0:03:06Now, time for my favourite, Very Excited Agreement of the Day.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I thought it was going to be more than that.I thought it was going to
0:03:10 > 0:03:12be more too!
0:03:12 > 0:03:17What is it about the medal table that Clare Balding finds so funny?
0:03:17 > 0:03:23LAUGHTER That's very funny, five medals
0:03:23 > 0:03:23today.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25HACKER LAUGHS.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27..I don't get it.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Now, I've heard that you only have to stand
0:03:29 > 0:03:33still to win a medal these days.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37The first person to flinch is going to lose out on a medal.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Ooh...massive truck driver!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Oh, I flinched!
0:03:40 > 0:03:46Cut to summat else!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Now back to Wilf Breadbin for all the latest on the big air.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hello again! I've had a shampoo and set.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Not bighair,Wilf... Bigair.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It's something to do with snowboarding.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58What's snowboarding?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02No idea...
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Now, regular viewers will be aware of the ongoing,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07tragic saga of the square of yellow carpet in the BBC studio.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12First, Amy Williams stood on it with both feet.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Then Christopher Dean only half stood on it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19After that, Clare Balding has shunned it completely.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20But there may be hope.
0:04:20 > 0:04:27Has Clare had a change of heart?
0:04:27 > 0:04:35Come on, Clare, get nearer, don't be scared, why don't you like me?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Oh, now Jayne Torvill's blocking my shot!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'm livid!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42That's almost it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46What did everyone think of the show?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Wow, wow, wow.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48That's our best review yet.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Before we go, here's Wilf with all the highlights.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yep.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You guessed it, I've had my highlights done.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54That's the joke.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Are you even in Pyeongchang?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What's Pyeongchang?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00No idea...
0:05:00 > 0:05:04See you tomorrow!