0:00:15 > 0:00:16Huzzah!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18My Winter Olympic Rundown is back!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Today's top stories...
0:00:19 > 0:00:27Skier does impression of alien.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm an alien!
0:00:29 > 0:00:36German bobsleigh coaches take part in trampolining event.
0:00:36 > 0:00:42And women rub skater's head for luck.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45The big news - US skier Lindsey Vonn missed out on a gold
0:00:45 > 0:00:46in the women's downhill.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51It was her own fault, though.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55She has left the door open for other people to come and push her off that
0:00:55 > 0:00:57podium.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00You'd never catch me leaving a door open while I'm on a
0:01:00 > 0:01:01podium.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Anyway, Lindsey was beaten by...
0:01:02 > 0:01:03DOOR CREAKS.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I mustn't have double locked the door!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Anyway, Lindsey was beaten by Italy's Sophia Goggia,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11who was feeling the effects of a large vegetable curry she had
0:01:11 > 0:01:16just before the race.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Sophia Goggia, her main rival, has a storming bottom section.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Ooh, I know how she feels.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I've got a storming bottom section myself.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25HACKER TRUMPS.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27In fact, I did my business all over the
0:01:27 > 0:01:28snowboarding course.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34Luckily, one of the competitors has promised to sort it out for me.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37He is going to clean this up.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Thanks for sorting that out.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39It was a right, er...
0:01:39 > 0:01:43What's the word, Jayne Torvill?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Splatfest.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50It was a right splatfest.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Sophia Goggia was really belting out a tune on the podium.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Our hidden microphones picked up exactly what she was
0:01:55 > 0:02:00singing.
0:02:00 > 0:02:06# I've got a storming bottom section and I shall push you up the podium.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Downhill champion Sophia Goggia there.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09And talking of things going downhill quickly,
0:02:09 > 0:02:13here's my producer, Derek.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ho-hoo!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Thanks, Hacker.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I thought the viewers would like to see this
0:02:17 > 0:02:18state-of-the-art graphic.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Ooh, lovely!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Is that the skiing course?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23No, it's the ratings for this episode of Hacker's Winter
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Olympic Rundown.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Did you notice the new Union Jack hairstyle that's all the
0:02:28 > 0:02:31rage?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I get more stressed than he does! That is a nice haircut.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I thought I'd nip to the barbers and treat myself to one!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I feel so patriotic now.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I think I'll just lean against this podium and hope that
0:02:42 > 0:02:45nothing comedically untoward happens.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47He is going to open the door!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Oh no...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51DOOR CREAKS OPEN.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Time now for my favourite overuse of the word "better" of
0:02:53 > 0:02:56the day.
0:03:04 > 0:03:11It is better! It is better! Better!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Curling and Team GB had an interesting opponent.Eve Muirhead
0:03:16 > 0:03:23has played a cracker. And we are played -- joined by bad cracker.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Hello, that cracker!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27What can you tell us about the game?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Well, I nearly went to pieces several times.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31But luckily my team-mate was there to help me.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Ooh, who was your team-mate?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35That was a peach.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Get out, both of you!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39All this talk of foodstuffs is making me hungry.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I know, I'll put on the Men's Ski Cross to take my mind off
0:03:42 > 0:03:44it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:50They are lining up. Bischofberger...
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Mmm...
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Bischofberger!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Oh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I know...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'll just focus on the crowds.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59There can't possibly be any food references there.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ooh, USA women rock!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yes, I love USA women rock!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06It's my favourite flavour of rock.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10And I've got some Austrian men candy floss to go with it!
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Sorry, this is all getting a bit silly now, isn't it?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Get on with it.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Alright, Clare and Rhona!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Ahem.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Now I enjoyed watching the "Conga on Ice" event
0:04:22 > 0:04:29yesterday.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34# Come on and do the conga...
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Isn't it funny the things you learn from Clare Balding?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43The mod is scientifically proven to be the fastest hairstyle. -- the
0:04:43 > 0:04:44mullet.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47That's all very well, but let's carry out our own
0:04:47 > 0:04:49scientific experiment to see if the mullet can beat the
0:04:49 > 0:04:51newest haircut on the block - the Union Jack.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Congratulations, Union Jack - you'll be taking your place on
0:04:54 > 0:04:55the podium.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57And that's all we've got time for today.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59He is going to open the door...
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ooh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01I've fallen on me bottom section!
0:05:01 > 0:05:09Bye!