0:00:02 > 0:00:04'The name's Moon - well, everyone calls me Half Moon.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06'Actually, I'm Detective Moon.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10'Hang on...that's not me, that's Red Sharkey. More about him later.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12'That's me under his bed.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17'Why am I here? Well, it all started the morning I got my badge.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23'This is where I live, and this is my bedroom.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'As it happens, I'm the most recent graduate
0:00:25 > 0:00:29'of Bob Bernstein's Online Academy For Investigative Excellence.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34'It's taken two long years of blood, sweat and tears to get there,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37'learning everything from fingerprinting to forensics,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40'criminology to crime scenes.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42'Only the toughest succeed
0:00:42 > 0:00:46'and only the toughest are rewarded with one of these little beauties.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55'This isn't a badge, it's a weapon in the fight for truth and justice.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59'Play time is over, it's time to go to work.'
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Fletch, hurry up or you'll be late for school.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Coming, Mum.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17'This is my school. You've got all of your regular tribes,
0:01:17 > 0:01:18'Goths and emos...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21'..skaters...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24'..prefects...
0:01:24 > 0:01:27'punks and metalheads.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Oh, and April and her Pinks.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33'Stand still for too long and you're just another crime statistic.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37'That's Red again...top of St Jerome's most wanted list...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40'but facing stiff competition from sister Genie.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Hand it over.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48'And brother, Herod.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54'Word in the yard is mum's doing a stretch in Holloway
0:01:54 > 0:01:55'and Papa Sharkey is on parole.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57'Talking about crime,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59'let me put you in the picture.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01'There's always a mystery to solve at St Jerome's.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05'We've got blackmail and bribery, fraud and forgery,
0:02:05 > 0:02:06'and, of course, theft.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10'As it happens, the taking of this painting was just the latest
0:02:10 > 0:02:14'in a whole series of thefts and it was time someone put a stop to it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32'Our new headmistress, Quinn, brought in to turn the school around...'
0:02:32 > 0:02:36This wave of law-breaking and anarchy ends now.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38This is a new regime.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43No running, no fighting, no chewing gum, no make-up, no mobile phones.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46This is Operation Crackdown.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49This is, like, totally unfair.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50These new school rules suck.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- I look hideous! - This is all the Sharkey's fault.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I heard Red Sharkey nicked a painting from the art club.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Well, I heard Red stole all the school computers.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- I never stole nothing! - They're the thieves,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06but we have to suffer. It's not fair!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16'Bob Bernstein says the first case can make or break a detective.'
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- Dean, terrible news, I'm afraid... - 'Either you crack the case...
0:03:21 > 0:03:22'or the case cracks you!'
0:03:25 > 0:03:28No!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Are you OK?- Get lost.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36My mum says a problem shared is a problem halved.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39So if I tell you my best painting's been nicked, I'll get half of it back?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It doesn't quite work like that but...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45if you've had something stolen, I think I can help.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46I'm a detective.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You're a weirdo!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Strawberry doughnut and chocolate milk.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Sorry? - That's what you had for breakfast.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Strawberry seeds, doughnut crumbs and milk stain...
0:03:58 > 0:04:01evidence of a very unhealthy start to the day.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04OK. But I'm not going to pay you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I might be a talented artist with a bright future ahead of me,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- but it doesn't mean I'm rolling in it.- That's OK.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I'm not interested in money. I'm interested in the truth.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Tell me about the painting.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, we have a painting competition in art every year,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24and this year it was being judged by Quinn...
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Very realistic, almost lifelike.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- What inspired you to paint St Jerome's?- My grandad.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32To thank him for encouraging my talent.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37He helped build the school back in the '60s so I'm giving him this painting for his 80th.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38One of our founding fathers!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I'd love to meet him. Well?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I think I've found my winner.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Let's have a big round of applause for Dean and his eye for detail.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52They were all there, cheering me on...
0:04:52 > 0:04:56April and the rest of the Pinks... Dominique, Carla...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- oh, and that newspaper girl. - Can't you just paint another one
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- to give to your grandad?- Of course. I've always prided myself on my photographic memory.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08I could probably reproduce it down to the last eyelash...
0:05:08 > 0:05:09but it's not the same.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Maybe one of the others thought you made up the stuff about your grandad.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I don't know...maybe.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19But I need it back. It's my grandad's birthday in three days.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Relax, Dean, I'm on the case.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26'If the art club were hacked off that Dean had won, then they'd be
0:05:26 > 0:05:31'my first port of call, starting with April and her Pink Posse.'
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Hi, girls.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You know the rules.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38We only talk to boys with cute rating eight or more.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41You're two, Half Moon, maximum.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I just wanna ask about the art club theft.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Are you still here?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I saw the thief.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Zara... - Last night, after the gym club.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I saw a boy leaving the art block carrying a painting.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Did you get a look at his face?- No. His baseball cap was pulled down.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Any markings on it? - It had some kind of bird on it.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03What's with the 20 questions?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I'm investigating the case for a client.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- You what?- I'm a private detective.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- I've been hired to recover the painting. - THEY LAUGH
0:06:15 > 0:06:17'Kids can be cruel.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19'Well, what do you expect from the Pinks?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21'Still, at least I had something to go on.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23'That bird on the cap clue.'
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You're a private detective?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Are you serious?- Go on, laugh it up!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30No, it's...
0:06:30 > 0:06:31different.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34It would make a great story. How about an interview?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38'Mia, the school reporter. She can hear an ant cough a mile away.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41'Bernstein has a rule about reporters.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Sorry, can't discuss the case...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46client confidentiality.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51- Any leads?- 'The press angle might come in handy, but not just yet.'
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Fine, but I don't give up that easily.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58'Bernstein says that questioning a suspect is like cracking a safe...
0:06:58 > 0:07:01'a good detective knows which questions will reveal its secrets.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04'Next stop, the art room.' Dominic Johnson?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yeah. How did you know?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I read the label in your pants.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Aah, mums, what can you do?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Tell me about it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20This is you, right?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Well, spotted. I mean, most people can't tell
0:07:22 > 0:07:26with their digital manipulation. It's gonna take the art world by storm.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33And you must be?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I think it needs more thorns.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39That's Carla. I wouldn't bother.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Or perhaps the blood should be green, sort of venomous.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Bet you're angry you didn't get first place in the competition?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Well, not as angry as I would have been
0:07:54 > 0:07:56if someone had stolen my painting.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Lucky for me, the thief had no taste.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Blood's a lot darker, especially if it's from an artery.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10It's symbolic.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14'She may be "out there", but she was still a suspect.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17'I had to stall her.' Tell me more about your painting?
0:08:17 > 0:08:22You want to ask me if I nicked Dean's painting, but you're not sure how to ask?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Dean's style is realism.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm interested in interpretation, not representation.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Is that a no, then?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47'Bernstein says that suspects may lie or clam up,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50'but forensics will always tell you the truth.'
0:08:50 > 0:08:552.2 metres... that's a stretch for anybody.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Maybe they used a step.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Hello!
0:09:15 > 0:09:20'The thief must have taken the bucket, turned it upside down and used it to stand on.'
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It was Miss Scarlett in the library with the lead piping.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I said no interview.- And I said I didn't give up that easily.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Come on, it will make a great story.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Half Moon's total eclipse. One boy's fight to clean up our school.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- All right!- Great! So, what made you want to become a detective?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I was talking about the fingerprints.- Left by the thief?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Do you ever stop asking questions? - What kind of powder is that?
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Obviously not.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52- Aluminium. Works best on plastics. - Where did you learn all this stuff?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I've been in training for the past two years.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Just got my badge.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Aren't you a bit young to be a qualified detective?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I might have been a wee bit creative about my age.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I think I'd make a pretty good detective.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I figured out who stole my laptop without any of your fancy toys.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- When was it stolen? - Two weeks ago in the playground.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I use it for putting the paper together.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Red Sharkey stole it while I was interviewing.- You saw him?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19No, but he was standing near me...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- and he's got form. - That's your evidence?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's not exactly watertight.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Let's see you do any better. Find my laptop and I'll leave you alone.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Sorry! I can only do one case at a time.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36'Much as I hated turning down work, I had to find whose fingerprints matched those on the bucket.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41'Red was used to being in and out of Quinn's office like a yo-yo.'
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Out of the way, freak.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44'But I hadn't seen him this angry
0:10:44 > 0:10:47'since Herod accidentally tagged his locker.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56'I had to get fingerprints from all the art club members
0:10:56 > 0:11:00'which wasn't gonna be easy with Operation Crackdown in full swing.'
0:11:00 > 0:11:03BELL SOUNDS
0:11:45 > 0:11:48'None of the prints matched the set I'd lifted from the orange bucket
0:11:48 > 0:11:51'which ruled out the art club suspects. I was stumped.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55'Why would anyone else steal a worthless painting?'
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Unless it wasn't worthless!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02The frame! They stole the painting for the frame!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Yes! Moon, you are a genius!
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- Freak!- 'My older sister, Hazel.'
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Mum, Dad, Fletch is talking to himself again.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Hazel, sh! 'My genius and my dance skills were lost on her.'
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Everything all right, son? - Never better.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Don't you think you're taking this detective hobby a bit too far?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Mum, please don't touch those.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34You should be out playing football, making friends.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Don't worry about me.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I don't need friends. I'm fine.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42That is a matter of opinion.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45'I tried my theory out on Dean the next day.'
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Wait...you think someone nicked it for the frame?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- It's a theory.- The wrong one. It's more likely they stole it
0:12:51 > 0:12:53because they appreciate my art.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56'Poor guy! The theft's clearly dented his confidence.'
0:12:56 > 0:12:58So...what now?
0:12:58 > 0:13:02We work through the usual suspects...people with a history of property theft.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Like Red Sharkey. - Are you following me?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Just doing my job. Red Sharkey stole the school laptop and your painting.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Hang on.- Plus, I heard he took an MP3 player yesterday.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14There is such a thing as evidence.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17You've got fingerprints off the bucket. Go see if they match Red's.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20'Getting fingerprints from the art club was one thing...'
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I've got a new pupil for you, Mr Fitz.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25'Red Sharkey was a whole different ball game.'
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Red Sharkey will be joining this class from now on.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I'm sure you'll all make him very welcome.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35'So that's why Red was so upset yesterday.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- 'Quinn was sending him back a year.' - There's one here.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Come and see me after school, Red.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I'll talk you through your new timetable.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45'There was a method to my madness.'
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Want to borrow a pen?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Ruler? Want to borrow a ruler?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Freak.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Water?- I don't want your water, your pen or your ruler.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04So, just leave me alone.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07'Double result! I had Red Sharkey's fingerprints
0:14:07 > 0:14:09'and I'd lived to tell the tale!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11'Luck was definitely on my side.'
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Make yourself at home. - SHE TYPES
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Have I just stepped back in time?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17This is the 21st century, right?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I had to go old school since my laptop was nicked.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24'Mia had given me the run of the newspaper office.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27An uncluttered, uncontaminated forensic lab
0:14:27 > 0:14:30'would have been my first choice, but beggars can't be choosers.'
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Are you sure that's Red's?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I wiped my prints off the bottle before I gave it to him.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41These are the ones I got from the orange bucket.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44I've got a match!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Look at that radial loop!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Red Sharkey stole the painting, this proves it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Right. So, what do we do now?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58We cross our fingers and hope he's still got the stolen goods.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Right. Where's the most likely place Red would put them?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06In the lion's den.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- What are you doing? - Writing your obituary.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Everyone knew where the Sharkeys lived, but no-one wanted to visit.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20HE RINGS DOORBELL
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Hello. Anybody home?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Red?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Herod?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Genie?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Mr Sharkey? 'No-one was home.'
0:15:50 > 0:15:53'My heart was pounding like a drum in a tumble dryer,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56'but this opportunity was too good to miss. Red's room must be upstairs.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06'The pit bull looks like Herod. It must be his room.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08'Radioactive certainly sums up Genie.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11'Red devil, that's our boy.'
0:16:26 > 0:16:28His baseball cap was pulled down.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Any markings on it? - It had some kind of bird on it.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS
0:16:44 > 0:16:47'And that's how I ended up under Red Sharkey's bed.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49'There was no sign of the laptop,
0:16:49 > 0:16:53'but there was something else under there.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56'I knew straightaway it was the stolen picture frame.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59'The bad news for Dean was that the painting had already been dumped.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01'It was time for a quick exit.'
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Next time you go to the toilet, replace the roll.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Give me the remote.- No.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I said, Herod, give me the remote!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- No, no!- Just give me it, yeah?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Who is this robbing my own house, eh?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You picked the wrong one today, lad.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47You'll not be breaking in any more homes when I've finished.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Hey, what are you doing with that?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Returning it to its rightful owner.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57I'm its rightful owner.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59You stole it from the art club.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Nice work, Red! Looks expensive.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Do you know this kid? And is he right? Did you take it?- No!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11See!
0:18:11 > 0:18:16Price tag. This was supposed to be for that picture of Mum.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- But your fingerprints were all over the crime scene.- My fingerprints?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Which one are you... Starsky or Hutch?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- KIDS GIGGLE - Detective Moon, actually.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Oh, I get it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Something's nicked and my name's top of the list.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You can't talk your way out of proof. What about the orange bucket
0:18:32 > 0:18:35with all those fingerprints, and they matched yours?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38The bucket I used to mix paint with last week?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41And what about the baseball cap, the one the thief was wearing?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43There's one just like it in your room!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46They're giving them out free in town. Loads of kids got them.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50It looks like you've got the wrong man there, Detective Moon.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52This isn't funny.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I think you'd best be going now, son.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10'The Bernstein manual says that the worst mistake a detective can make
0:19:10 > 0:19:14'is assuming someone's guilty and then try to make the evidence fit.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18'That's what I had done with Red.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20'I was a failure.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26'The next day I had one simple challenge...
0:19:26 > 0:19:29'be invisible and stay out of Red Sharkey's way.'
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Oh!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Go on, hit me!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Get it over with. - I'm not gonna hit you.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Do you want to rob me? Here!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Take it...it's my MP3 player. Take it.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45- Why would I want your MP3 player?- You took that other kid's. - That was my MP3 player.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- I lost it, he found it and wouldn't give it back.- Really?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm not as bad as people think.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53A leopard can change his spots, can't he?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Not according to the saying.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57You've gotta help me change my spots, Half Moon.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Good luck with that!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Did I say that out loud?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Do you wanna argue with me?- No!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- You breaking in last night... - The door was open.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Sorry. Carry on.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13That was a wake-up call.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Anything goes missing in this place and I'm first on everyone's list.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22You've gotta help me clear my name. You broke into my house, Half Moon.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23You owe me.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31'The real thief must have left his mark somewhere at the crime scene and we had to find it.'
0:20:31 > 0:20:34How did he get in? The door was locked.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Maybe he had a key.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41They could have hidden in here when Miss Bird locked up,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43stole the painting and let themselves out.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Hidden where? - They could duck down behind that.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- What is it?- Looks like a volcano.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56No, Bird would have seen you on the way out.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Not if you were inside the volcano.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Sneaky freaky.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20RED GIGGLES
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Look at this!- Looks like it's been there a while. Anything else?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31There are a few sketches on the inside,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34so my bet is we're looking for an artist after all.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37And how do we do that, genius? Advertise?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42No. We don't wanna draw attention to ourselves.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45We need to join the art club.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I didn't know you liked art?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Just following the story.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- Didn't know you were supposed to collaborate with the suspects. - What's your problem?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00You stole my laptop, Sharkey, and I want it back.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Red didn't steal your laptop.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04You honestly believe that, Moon? He's a Sharkey.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- He's playing you for a mug. - I didn't nick your laptop.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Whatever!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I didn't take your stupid painting, either.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Tell me I'm seeing things.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Great! Another one!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Anyone else wanna have a pop at Sharkey? Get in line.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I refuse to be in the same club as a thief.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I told you. I'm not a thief.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28All you Sharkeys are good at is lowering the tone.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Some of us are sick of you dragging everyone else down to your level,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34but we're not gonna put up with it any more.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36You're going down, Red.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Like mother, like son.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I don't deserve this, Moon.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07OK, I've done some things I'm not proud of...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10..but I'm trying.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm really trying.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Everyone's always gonna think the worst of me.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Your family doesn't.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Herod thinks you're great. - Yeah, because I used to nick
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- sweets for him when he was little. - What about Genie, or your dad?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30He says he thinks I've changed, but he doesn't believe it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Mum is the only one that would ever listen to my side.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Well, why don't you talk to her, then?- I can't.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41She got ill.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46And she died.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'm sorry.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49I didn't know.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53No-one else does.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I'd rather keep it that way.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07'Bernstein says that investigators should rely on their minds, not their hearts.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09'We needed to keep our minds on the job in hand.'
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Did you see anything that matches the sketches in the volcano?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Not yet.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25What about that shifty-looking guy?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- That's Dean, the victim.- So?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- He could steal his own painting. - Why would he do that?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I don't know. For the insurance?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Wasn't his last painting of the school as well?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40He's re-painting it to give to his grandad.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43He's got a photographic memory, apparently.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I told you he looked shifty.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53If he's got a photographic memory,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55why is he copying that photograph?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Are you copying from a photo?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- What photo?- The one in that camera.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13I told you before, I don't need photographs. I paint from memory.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16It would really help if we could see it.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- I don't copy photos!- All right. He was just asking to see it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- What's it to you? - Let's just calm down here.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24We're all on the same side.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Fine, but tell him to stop going on about the photo.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What, you mean this one?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42- Hey, that's me!- Where?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44There, interviewing Sandie Ryalls.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48That was when my laptop was stolen.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51You left it right on top of your bag. Why did you do that?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Hey, who's that guy standing next to you?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I recognise that bag. I've seen it before somewhere.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Aw! Get off me!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Sharkey, how many last chances do you expect me to give you?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- It's not how it looks. - Save it for the governors. - I'm just telling you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I am sick and tired of listening to your excuses.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Dominic's the thief.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32He took Dean's painting because it showed him stealing the laptop.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36He was in the playground, saw Mia's laptop and seized the opportunity to take it.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40However, just at that moment Dean took a picture on his digital camera
0:26:40 > 0:26:42which he later turned into a painting.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47Dominic had to take and destroy Dean's painting as it caught him in the act of committing the crime.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49See! Property of St Jerome's.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I can see the headline now...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53"PC Moon Nicks PC Thief".
0:26:58 > 0:27:02As for you, Mr Sharkey, you're in the clear...for now!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05So, I'd get off Mr Johnson before he complains of assault.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12I'd call this an unqualified success for Operation Crackdown.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- What?- But we caught him! - Bring him to my office.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20I'm keeping an eye on you two.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I think that's her way of saying thank you.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Well, this is my way of saying sorry.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Thanks.
0:27:31 > 0:27:37As Bernstein says, "a good detective doesn't do the job for thanks, he does it for truth and justice".
0:27:37 > 0:27:38You're a bit weird.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42'So with that, Red and I decided to set up a detective agency.'
0:27:42 > 0:27:44We'll need a name.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I'm sure we'll think of something.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50What about Moon, Private Investigator?
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Nah!
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