The Beiderbeck Tapes

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03SCREAMING

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Shona!- Shona!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Shona Beiderbeck has left the building.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21There must be some mistake. I'm supposed to be interviewing her.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Her office, they said she'd talk to me.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Please, here's my number. Could you ask her to call me?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38'Sometimes it seems life just deals the bad cards, however hard you try,

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- 'they keep on coming.' - PHONE RINGS

0:00:41 > 0:00:45'And then suddenly, out of nowhere, you get thrown an ace or two.'

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hello?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51..No, of course I didn't think you were really gone. The back doors.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53OK, I'll be right there!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- What are you doing? Get off! - That was mine!

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Save me a bit!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Get your paws off! - Give me it, you pig!

0:01:31 > 0:01:37Hey, hey! No fighting. That's one of the pledges you all made.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Do you know what day it is tomorrow?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- What's with the shades? - It's because of the glare.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- What's happened here? - I walked into a door.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Yeah, right, do you think I was born yesterday?- No.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Why have you been fighting when you made a pledge to your mother?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Tomorrow is a big day for all of us.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Don't let your ma down.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Yeah, OK.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09I've got to go.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Red, what has she been up to?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- I don't know.- Do me a favour. Have a word with her.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23She won't listen to me.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25See you later.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Herod, I've got a job for you.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38TAPE: 'Shona, thanks for taking the time to talk to me today.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41'That's fine, Mia, it was awesome meeting you.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44'Maybe next time I'm touring again...'

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Zara said you got the interview with Shona.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Right here.- Let's hear it.- Yeah!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Play Shona!- Sure she did. Prove it!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I'm going to upload it onto the news website

0:02:56 > 0:02:59so you can all hear it for yourselves.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Who's the new boy? - Looks like he needs a friend.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11I hear the cat got the cream.

0:03:11 > 0:03:17- Too famous to hang out with us now? - Yeah. Don't bring me down, losers.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- I suppose we have to hear the whole story.- Yep, afraid so.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Come on, the bell has gone!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26'Shona Beiderbeck. She may not be my cup of tea

0:03:26 > 0:03:28'but this helium-voiced Princess of Pop

0:03:28 > 0:03:31'seems to have captured the imagination

0:03:31 > 0:03:33'of all the girls in the school.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- 'There's at least one male fan too.' - Can I just hold the tape recorder?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- No.- Why not?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Because you'll hit the wrong button and wipe the tape or something.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48# Whoo, dream weaver

0:03:48 > 0:03:54# I believe you can get me through the night... #

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Are you OK?- Yeah.- Sure?

0:03:58 > 0:04:03- You need a hand with these?- Er...OK.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Mia, my office, please, now.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09I've got a job for you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Mrs Quinn, I'm really busy with the newspaper.

0:04:12 > 0:04:18- Today is a really important day. And, and, and...- Mia, this is Ben.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21He runs a newspaper at a school in the city.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23# Every now and then I fall apart

0:04:23 > 0:04:27# And I need you now tonight... #

0:04:27 > 0:04:31So, I'd like you to work with Ben over the next few days.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33He'll be attending your classes,

0:04:33 > 0:04:36so you'll have ample opportunity to show him how you do things.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Talk quietly amongst yourselves.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14So, you work for a newspaper too.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah, my co-editor's mum used to be a journalist

0:05:16 > 0:05:18and she taught us a lot.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Great. - Yeah, we've done some big stuff.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- If you want to ask how we do things, feel free.- OK.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31You got any stories in the pipeline?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Yeah, I've got one.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36It's an interview with Shona, you know, Beiderbeck.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39The...?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- She's not my thing.- Me neither.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46But she was doing a thing at our local radio station, so...

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I called in and fixed it up.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Can I see?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- It's just a standard voice-activated cassette recorder.- I've got one too.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58So, do want to come round to my office at lunch?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- We can put it on the website. - Definitely.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Hi.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19You like Shona Beiderbeck?

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- It's supposed to be ironic. - We have so much in common...- Hi.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Seen Mia?- No.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29She's with lover boy in her office. I saw them go in.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Don't forget to knock!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36This week, there's an agony aunt column Hazel Moon is doing.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- This is her inbox.- Nice idea.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40And we're really busy with sports,

0:06:40 > 0:06:43like there's this inter-school judo thing going on.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46When I started, that's what I wanted to do. Sports.

0:06:46 > 0:06:52- Now, it's just the undercover stuff. - Investigative? No way, same as me!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55First things first, let's upload the Beiderbeck tape.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- What's the rush?- I just don't want to get mobbed by fans, that's all.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01No, no, first rule of showbiz, keep them waiting.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- You reckon?- Yeah!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Let the buzz spread around the whole school all day.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- And you'll get the most ever hits on your site.- Yeah!- I guarantee it.

0:07:10 > 0:07:16- Yo.- Um... Ben, this is Red. Red, Ben.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Ben is working on the newspaper this week. Red is a friend of mine.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23He works for this investigator guy, solving mysteries,

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- generates a lot of stories. - Sounds cool.- It is.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31But nothing to compare to your Beiderbeck scoop.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I-I was just wondering, have you seen Moon?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- No, sorry. - All right then. See you later.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Anyway, I haven't even seen this newspaper of yours yet.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43How stupid of me!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'll go grab some back copies.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Why isn't Shona on your website yet? - You know, I've been busy.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Or maybe you made it up. - I'll download it after this.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Settle down, please. - We saw you get turned away though.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Do you want me to play it now? - Pass it here.- Just leave it!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Please!- She says she's got an interview, she's got it. End of.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Right, that's it. I'll have no talking. You,

0:08:26 > 0:08:27you'll stay behind after class.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32DARK, ELABORATE PIANO PIECE PLAYS

0:08:32 > 0:08:35So, how does this piece make you feel?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39PIANO CONTINUES

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hi!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Hi. Anyone left anything in my inbox yet?- Uh...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23No love triangles for me to unravel?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25No, not yet.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36You said Shona would be on the website today.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- There's a problem with the download.- So where is it?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- What?- The tape.- In my office.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Why are you stringing us along? - Because... I'm not!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Did you make the interview up?- No.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48- To impress him?- Of course not.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50So, let's get the tape

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- and then listen to it on the tape recorder.- We can't because...

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Because you haven't got it. - It's been stolen.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00I'm sorry, I know it's really stupid of me but it's gone.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- When was it taken? - Are you serious?- Convenient.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I'm sorry but it's not my fault.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Don't blame me, blame the thief.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Don't worry, we'll find out who did this.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- You really don't need to do that. - Of course we do.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15They better watch out because we're coming after them.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28'Looks like we had an investigation and we weren't the only ones.'

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Get off me! - Herod, what are you doing?- Nothing!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40OK, Dad wants to know who smacked you.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- He figures you'll want revenge.- So?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46So if I followed you, you'd lead me to them.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Plus no Sharkey fights alone.- Herod, no Sharkey fights at all, remember?

0:10:50 > 0:10:54So, one last time, don't follow me.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Anyway, I walked into a door.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I came here straight after music to upload the tape.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Was the tape in your possession the whole time?- Yeah, except when

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I nipped to the loo. I left it on the desk.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14When I came back, I went to play it and it was gone.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17OK, we need to consider opportunity and motive.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22OK. Opportunity, at home time, the corridor is full,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24it could be anybody.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Except me. I was kept behind after class.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Yeah...but Red's right,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34it could be anyone, so it's probably too late.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- I don't want to waste your time. - You're not.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Thing is, I just feel so stupid

0:11:38 > 0:11:42for getting it stolen. I'd rather not make a big thing.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Justice must be served, Mia. - If that's what Mia wants,

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- why not just drop it?- Like Bernstein says, if you never open a case,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- you never close the case. - This isn't about solving a case.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- It's about what Mia wants. - What she wants is her tape back.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Enough. Here's what's happening. We'll give it a go. Not a big thing.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04If there's no trails to follow, we'll give up. Agreed?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09OK, motive.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11What about the Beiderbeck fans?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13First up, April Devereux.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15This crime is right up her street.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Or Mercedes. - She's a big fan all right.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- So is Zara.- A definite possibility.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Speaking of fans, there's always Doobie.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- He was loitering around here when we arrived.- You're right!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Actually, I hate to say this

0:12:28 > 0:12:32but somebody else was loitering in the corridor acting suspicious.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Herod.- He's been up to something, but I don't think Herod did this.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38He's been sneaking about the last day or two,

0:12:38 > 0:12:41but he wouldn't know Beiderbeck from a bicycle pump.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42This isn't his style.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Point taken. OK, first thing tomorrow,

0:12:46 > 0:12:48we start bringing the others in.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Shake the tree and see what falls out.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14I can't even bear to look at the pair of you. Out.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Red, you have to help your old Dad out here.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I've already told you... - No, listen, I made a mistake.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30I used your brother, look what happened.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- What can I do?- Find out what's going on with Genie and Herod.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37When your mother...went,

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- you knew we'd all have to pull together.- I know.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42You don't see me coming home with a black eye.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Look, you're the only one I can rely on.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I don't know what Genie and Herod are up to,

0:13:48 > 0:13:50but it's not my job to find out.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54You're our dad. You're meant to be the grown-up.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57It's your job to look after us, not mine.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12The next day, Doobie was acting more strangely than normal.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23Shall we do the good cop, bad cop routine? I don't mind being bad cop.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26No need. When this baby starts singing, she'll tell all.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32My dad uses it for jogging. It's the same principle as a lie-detector.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34The more you lie, the faster your pulse.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Let's wheel him in.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46What do you know about Beiderbeck?

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- She's so great. - You know what I'm talking about.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Bet you'd love to get your hands on that interview.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Wow, yeah!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Shame someone's stolen it. Supposedly.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01- Where were you at 15.45 yesterday afternoon?- Around and about.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Hmm.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06What if I said the word... Beiderbeck?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Sorry. I just love her.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Shona Beiderbeck. - Yeah, she's my favourite singer.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Doobie, are you nervous about something?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yeah.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29There's nothing to be nervous about. Unless you've done something wrong.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Don't be hard on yourself, mate.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Talk to us. It's for the best.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35OK.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40Moon, is your sister going out with anyone?

0:15:41 > 0:15:45My garden is full of the bones of people who've gone out with her.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Really?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49That'll be all.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Well, that went well(!)

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Sweetheart, somebody has been blacking the eyes of our kids.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I'll get to the bottom of this.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11I promise.

0:16:13 > 0:16:18OK, for judo thing, how about "School in grip of judo fever"?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22As in judo is about grips and falls and stuff.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- "Judo grips school".- Nice one!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27"Mrs Quinn thrown by judo fever".

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Hi!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Sorry to suck the atmosphere from the room.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Hi. We were just talking about the edition we're putting together.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- So, do you want to know how we got on?- Yeah, OK.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Well, nobody squealed.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43But, I've been thinking...

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Fletch, I've been thinking, too. Can we just call this off?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Thanks for trying and everything, but...

0:16:48 > 0:16:52No way. We're going to find out who stole this tape if it kills us.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53- Right, Moon?- Absolutely.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Although, if we can solve it without dying, even better.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You said we'd forget it if there were no leads.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Don't you want us to find the tape? - Maybe she's just embarrassed?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Ben's right.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- I feel like an idiot. - It's not your fault.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11A crime has been committed. This is getting way bigger than you, Mia.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I think it's time to ramp up our investigation.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Big time.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20You don't understand.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- All this is all my fault. - What's going on?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26The Beiderbeck tape wasn't stolen.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Listen.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33'Er, this is the issue from 7th September.'

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I don't get it.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I must have pressed record when I was showing Ben the tape machine.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43- I recorded over the interview. - So, why...?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47I just couldn't tell everyone that I'd been so stupid.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Guys, I'm really sorry.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Well, on the bright side, that's another case solved.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54You muppet! Come on.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56If we're quick, we'll catch the last sitting of lunch.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Are you coming?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03I'll finish the sport story.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- OK. See you later?- See you.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10Who said that?

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Mickey Parker?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Don't make me laugh.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I'd eat him for breakfast. On toast.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20She said what?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23No. No way. I'd never consider it.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Hi!- That was quick.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I didn't really fancy anything so I thought I'd come back and...

0:18:30 > 0:18:32- I'm glad you did.- Me too.

0:18:32 > 0:18:38So, do you, like, have a boyfriend or...anything?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41No. Do you? A girlfriend, I mean.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Well, there is this one girl that I've been meaning to ask out.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- I don't think she'll say yes. - Ask her. She might surprise you.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Have you been on my computer?- No.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54I've been over here working away with this article.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Audio file transfer failed.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Yeah. Someone's tried to send an e-mail on my computer.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Must have been when I was out for a drink of water.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- And you didn't check your e-mails or anything?- Nope.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Obviously someone's been in here.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19I used to think Shona was the beautifulest, just like you did.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Now I think the best is you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:26Whoever left that note must have used your computer. Cheeky or what?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yeah.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'm gonna grab some lunch.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Do you want me to get you something? - Sure.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45KNOCK ON DOOR

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yes?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Oh! Mr Sharkey.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52This is an unexpected... DOOR CLOSES

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- How can I help? - I think my kids are being bullied.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57SHE SNIGGERS Sorry.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00It just doesn't seem very likely, that's all.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Then why do they keep coming home with black eyes?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06That is most regrettable, I agree.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11- But nevertheless you must be very proud.- Why?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- You mean you don't know?- Know what?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Look, I'm not ready to get fobbed off here, Mrs Quinn.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I need to get to the bottom of what's going on.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Keep it moving!

0:20:28 > 0:20:33He came and joined in a bout his sister was involved in yesterday.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38Mr Hardman, the games teacher, says he has rarely seen such talent.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41That's it, Julie. Just like that!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Well done!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Hi!- Hi!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- How's my inbox? - You've got one note.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50OK.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Beautifulest?

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Got to expect one mad one. - It must be great, though.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You know, agony aunt. Helping people with their problems.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Uh-huh. If anyone actually wrote me a note that made sense.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Well, I've got this friend.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I want to know what to say to her.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Friend?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11She likes this guy.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14It's like they were made for each other and they've kissed.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16They have?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19But part of her thinks that he's not what he seems,

0:21:19 > 0:21:23and she doesn't know if it's just her or if maybe he's using her.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- She doesn't trust him? - She doesn't know what to think.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Sounds like she doesn't really know who he is.- Yeah.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31She needs to know if she can trust him.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35If he's just spinning her along, she could get her heart broken.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Know what I'd do if it was my guy?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Nail him to the floor and get the truth out of him.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Hey! You just missed out on a strange new experience.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54That meat pie. I kept expecting

0:21:54 > 0:21:57to find a shirt button or some other giveaway.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59What's up?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Someone's tried to send an audio file on my computer.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- OK.- I mean, first I lose the scoop of the century on my tape recorder.

0:22:05 > 0:22:10Next, someone sneaks in and uses my computer to send an audio file.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Think it's just a coincidence? - Could be.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16And I know a good way to find out.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Red wanted to set a trap.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23And like all good traps, first we needed the bait.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Desperate for an answer, Mia agreed.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Bye.- Bye.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37- Hi. Are you OK?- Just glad the tape thing's over. Anyway, could be worse.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Like I was just telling the girls, at least I've still got the photos.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42You've got photos?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Yeah. Didn't I tell you?- No.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Got some great ones of Shona. - Yeah? Where are they?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51In my desk drawer on a data card.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I don't know whether to sell them to nationals

0:22:53 > 0:22:55or keep them with the school.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Anyway, got to go.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59See you later?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Hope so.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Hope not.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Call me stubborn,

0:23:04 > 0:23:10but as Bernstein says, an unsolved case is like a flea in your sock.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13And right now, my sole's itching to find the heel who stole that tape.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17We're getting good pictures from Mia's webcam.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19With the screen turned off, no-one will suspect a thing.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Anything?- Not yet.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27But waiting is part of the game.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30These stake-outs play havoc with a guy's waistline.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Look.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Doobie.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38No. Just Hazel's inbox.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42False alarm, guys. Doobie couldn't steal his own piggy-bank.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55This is like the time we went fishing in the canal.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56No bites.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I spy...

0:24:00 > 0:24:03with my little eye

0:24:03 > 0:24:07something beginning with B.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Ben?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- No!- Look!

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Got you!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Get off me!

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Go on then, give it a shot.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- See where it gets you. - It's your lucky day.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Are you OK?- Ow! Yeah.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- What's going on? - What were you doing in here?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37I came to leave something for Mia.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Sure you didn't come to take something?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- You've got your tape back, so... - Wait.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48You stole from me?

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm sorry, Mia. I didn't plan it.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54But an exclusive like this, it would have made me a legend.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57You're already a legend. You said you had all those stories.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I got sacked from my newspaper cos I never brought any stories in.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03I thought it would get me back on the staff.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09So all that time, you were just waiting to steal the interview?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12I think I'm going to stay and finish the sport story.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13OK. See you later?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- See you.- It was you who was trying to send it from my computer.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Hi!

0:25:18 > 0:25:19That was quick.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23That's why you were behaving so weirdly.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25So what made you change your mind?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Couldn't do it.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Couldn't do it to you.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC

0:25:53 > 0:25:57I think I got my priorities mixed up. I suppose it's too late now?

0:26:08 > 0:26:12So, Mia's ace of hearts turned out to be more like a joker.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I'm no expert, but I think she played her hand OK.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18And I know she deserves a better card next time.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Moon? Can you tell your sister that note I left her wasn't from me?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24OK, Doobie.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I need to cool things off.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Fast. She is one dangerous lady!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35- How's your friend? - She found out who he really was.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37A bit late.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38But she found out.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49What I can't understand is why didn't you just tell me?

0:26:49 > 0:26:52You said no fighting.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Well, Mum did.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57She didn't mean judo, I'm pretty sure of it.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07See now.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09What it was was, I walked... The thing... It was a door...

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Don't even say it. Just tell me this.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Do I need to buy three judo suits now?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15No.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17That's one blessing.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Here's to your ma.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23One year today. She'd have been proud.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Cheers!- Cheers.