0:00:11 > 0:00:13Do you understand why you're here?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Yes.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- And do you know what you're about to receive?- I do.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Then Hazel Moon, I declare you our newest junior prefect!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE
0:01:16 > 0:01:20What's the point of any job if you don't get paid?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24As Bernstein says, a good detective wants to help people.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29No wonder he set up his academy. The guy was probably broke.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Moon! Check this out!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35The Pupil Enterprise Week?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38That's that student-run business competition, right?
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Right. You promote your business ideas and Quinn gives a certificate
0:01:43 > 0:01:46and £50 to the best one. You could promote Half Moon Investigations.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51That might help us drum up some extra business - you know, the paid kind.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Did you put him up to this?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Come on, Moon, I need something to look forward to
0:01:56 > 0:01:59other than the end-of-term test.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Even my little brother has a stall.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- I'll think about it.- Great!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What's that?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- "Stop them."- Stop who?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Stop them doing what? Maybe someone's out to hurt the prefects.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Wouldn't surprise me. They're not popular.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I suppose it's up to us to find out.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30This is going to be one of those we-don't-get-paid cases, isn't it?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31You're learning, Red.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Yeah, learning how to be poor.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Item number five - offensive graffiti in the girls' toilets.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Francesca, Lucy, I want you patrolling the area.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Item six - Flynn, O'Keefe, you're to accompany myself
0:02:47 > 0:02:50and the headmistress on a tour of the pupil enterprise stalls.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- You spoil us, Godfrey! - Cos you're worth it, Tommo!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Flynn and O'Keefe, Godfrey's henchmen.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Item seven - Josh, Meena, security detail.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03The end-of-term test papers are being delivered at 12.30.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07And finally, we have some new faces here today.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Hello, faces. I'm not going to stand here and say some stuffy speech
0:03:12 > 0:03:15about the badge standing for duty,
0:03:15 > 0:03:18honour and honesty, but look, I come from a long line of head boys -
0:03:18 > 0:03:21my brother, my dad and my grandad -
0:03:21 > 0:03:25and your families are going to be as proud of you as mine are of me.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28That's it. I hate speeches.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Get out there and be brilliant.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I headed to the lab to check the badge.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Not every case was open and shut,
0:03:39 > 0:03:43and this baby was shut tighter than a frog in a vice.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47I had no idea who our client was or if there was a crime to be solved.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hello, science geek.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Guess who's been made a prefect.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54That'll be Hazel Moon?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58My sister, Hazel, has multiple personalities, a different one
0:03:58 > 0:04:00for every cute boy in school.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- How did you know?- I'm a detective.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05You should be pleased. This is the proudest day of my life.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07So you didn't just apply because you fancy the head boy?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10This job means everything to me!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14OK, if it means so much to you, I'm happy for you.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Just make sure you don't mess things up.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23A smudge!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27There was a smudge on the badge.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32No(?) Call the cops(!) The Phantom Smudger is at large!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Turns out it's photocopier toner.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37So the prefects are photocopying their own butts?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Classic.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42If we can find a pair of hands smudged with toner,
0:04:42 > 0:04:46we may find who sent us the note and maybe find out what's going on.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Are you sure anything is going on, Moon?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50You saw the note - "Stop them."
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It could mean anything.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Somebody could be blackmailing a prefect.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59OK, so how do we find Mr or Mrs Mucky-Nails?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Speak to the school manicurist(?)
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Check this out!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06"Half Moon Investigations -
0:05:06 > 0:05:09"the moon that never...sleebs"?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Sleeps. It says "sleebs", Doobie.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13What is sleebs?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17It's meant to say "sleeps".
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I thought it'd make a good slogan for the stall.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23BELL RINGS Moon doesn't think we need to advertise.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Actually, it's a great idea.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Really?- Doobie can keep an eye out for mucky fingers
0:05:29 > 0:05:31while you and I keep an eye on the prefects.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34You want me to help you with a case? Really?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yep. Meanwhile, Red and I are going on a stake-out.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- But I've already eaten. - Always the comedian.- I don't get it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Go back to sleeb, Doobie.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Oi! Bell went 30 seconds ago.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Get to your class. Move it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- OVER TANNOY:- Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, don't forget,
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Pupil Enterprise Week is only on for two more days.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Come to the hall and support your favourite stall.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Free lemonade. Get your free lemonade,
0:06:03 > 0:06:08courtesy of Half Moon Investigations, for all your investigatory needs.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Regardez les losers.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Herod Sharkey selling cakes?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Where did you steal them from?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I made them. It's an old family recipe.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22The secret ingredient's gonna win me the prize.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Want one?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I'd rather drink from a sewer.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28He probably lives in one.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30At least I don't look like a dog's bum.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33People might be liking your cakes now, Sharkey,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36but they'll be wanting their money back when they start being sick.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41A boy can't succeed in business. Not at this school.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45We'll have to bake the best cakes ever and win that prize.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Free lemonade? What's the catch?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Just free lemonade from your friendly neighbourhood detective agency.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Oi! No running!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- What's that?- What's what?- That!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Stop running!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Bernstein warns detective work isn't as glamorous as it looks on TV.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52When it came to stake-outs, he was spot-on.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Godfrey? When you get a moment, I need you to go to my office
0:07:59 > 0:08:03and shred some paperwork, make way for the new test sheets.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- We'll get right on it, ma'am. - Lock the door behind you.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09And make sure you don't lose that.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Mrs Quinn? I wondered if I could have a few words.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I'm doing a DVD for the Pupil Enterprise competition, and I...
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Get that camera out the headmistress's face.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Let her speak!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- I'm doing a documentary on your budget cuts.- Oh!- And I...
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- Headmistress! I shall not be silenced!- Sorry about this, Mia.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Headmistress's order.- Get off me!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33What does the stake-out tell us?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36That the prefects like their power a little too much.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41But none of them were breaking any rules, as far as we can tell.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I still think they're up to no good.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Half Moon! Fletcher! I did it!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Shhh! We're incognito.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51You're where?
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- What do you want?- Richie Moss - his fingers are stained black with ink.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01His dad owns a print shop in the high street. I should've remembered.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Here's his cup.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Nice work, Doobie.
0:09:09 > 0:09:15Our next target was Richie Moss, and it didn't take long to find him.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Oi! Put him down.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Is beating up first years one of your prefect duties, big man?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23No, but reporting you to the headmistress is.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25How long have you been bullying?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- What?- He's my cousin. He's been teaching me judo at weekends.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31We were just practising a few moves.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35I'm a black belt, so I seriously think you should let me go.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Why did you send me that note, Moss? - What note?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- This note. - That's not my handwriting.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50See? Nothing like it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Have we embarrassed ourselves?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Bernstein says that a good detective admits his mistakes
0:10:03 > 0:10:06and learns from them.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Well, I just earned myself a degree in stupidology.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It was time to try something new.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Hello!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26We have the prettiest cakes.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Why doesn't anyone want to buy my tres jolis cakes?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34What can his horrible boy cakes have that mine don't?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Stop eating them!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41They ARE very yummy.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's that secret ingredient.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Lemonade, April?
0:10:45 > 0:10:51- What's the catch?- No catch. It's courtesy of Half Moon Investigations.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I'll try your lemonade if you buy one of my cakes.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58No, thanks, I've just bought a load off Herod.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59They're great!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06We need to find out what he's putting in those cakes.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Freedom of speech is a basic human right, but has that right been taken
0:11:09 > 0:11:13away from the pupils at this ordinary comprehensive school?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I thought it was about Quinn slashing the school dinners budget.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Changed my mind.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20It's a bit sensational.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Thanks!
0:11:22 > 0:11:27I prefer my movies to have more exploding zombies and robots.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Look, guys, I'm busy. What did you want?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- What do you make of this? - "PE final."
0:11:33 > 0:11:38It's an indentation of what was written on the sheet above this.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Sports day?- That was last month.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Sorry, can't help. Unless you think there's a story in it for me.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I wish. It's all loose ends and dead ends right now.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Well, I need to get the DVDs ready for the Pupil Enterprise final.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Of course!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01That's when it's going to happen!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04"PE final".
0:12:04 > 0:12:07PE, pupil enterprise!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Stop them!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Yeah, except we don't know who "them" are
0:12:12 > 0:12:17or what "it" is or who wants us to stop "them" doing "it".
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'm very confused.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Welcome to my world.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I want a record of everything.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40What is he doing?!
0:12:40 > 0:12:45- Oh, he's not going to put that in the mix, is he?- I think he is!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, that's horrible!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ohhh...
0:12:52 > 0:12:56What if the Pupil Enterprise final's a smokescreen and the real crime
0:12:56 > 0:12:58is going to happen somewhere else?
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Right, because they can guarantee Quinn will be at the judging.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's amazing where a little clue like this can lead.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Where did you get that?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11From the mystery informant that put us on this case for no money.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Why didn't you show me before?- We thought if prefects were involved,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17you'd put us in your documentary.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22I've got an idea! Get the light thingy, that makes things go...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I think you mean the UV lamp.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Each badge is tagged with a security pen.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48The writing's invisible, unless under ultraviolet light.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50"True Friends"?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52What does that mean?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55It's name of the lonely hearts section in my paper.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00"Snuggle bunny seeks cuddlesome love monkey."
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Definitely not that one!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- We hope.- Oh, look.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06"Partial lunar eclipse,
0:14:06 > 0:14:10"6.30 on Monday plus one, where mason meets butcher."
0:14:10 > 0:14:13That's just a load of old guff.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It makes perfect sense!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yeah, if you're fluent in gibberish.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21What's another name for a partial lunar eclipse?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Half-moon.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26"Monday plus one" must mean Tuesday.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27That's today.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33And there's a junction in town where Mason Avenue meets Butcher Road.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37On the corner of Mason and Butcher was a shopping mall, and it didn't
0:14:37 > 0:14:40take long to figure out what "make it snappy" referred to.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I'm here. Alone.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55As requested.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57So what's going on? Who are you?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01HIGH VOICE: If I wanted you to know that, d'you think I'd be hiding?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03What's with the funny voice?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Be quiet!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09That'll give you everything you need to know.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11How are the prefects involved?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Read the file. Look for the most improved student.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- That's it?- That's it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Now get out of here.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27RUNNING FOOTSTEPS >
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Why did he give you a copy of test results for the last four years?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Statistics speak a thousand words.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41The only words they speak to me are, "Go to sleep - we're very boring".
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- Nothing raised alarm bells until I got to Nigel Godfrey.- The head boy?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47And the most improved student.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51In his early years, he was getting Ds and Es across the board.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Now he's getting nothing less than A minus.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57So he had a secret past as a thicko
0:15:57 > 0:16:00but bucked up his ideas?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Improving your grades is hardly a crime.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Depends on how he went about it.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Do you happen to have somebody on the inside that can help us?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15You want me to spy on the head boy?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19We think Godfrey's up to something tomorrow lunchtime, something bad.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21How do you think he got to be head boy?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24He's never done anything wrong.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Apart from maybe cheat on all his tests.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Who do you think you are, sniffing around us prefects?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33We're the ones keeping order in the school.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I hope so.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Sisters!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46We know your secret ingredient.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Get off!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You're lying. Only my family knows.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52We were watching while you made your cakes.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Well, what are you going to do now?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58We could show everyone the footage we took of you baking.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- So?- Do you honestly think people are going to like your cakes
0:17:02 > 0:17:04when they know what's in them?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I could be persuaded to keep it a secret...
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Why would you do that for me?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12The word is your stall will win the Pupil Enterprise competition.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- And you want a slice of the glory. - Not just a slice, Herod.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19We want the whole darn cake.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21GULP!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25While Herod faced his own recipe for disaster,
0:17:25 > 0:17:29I decided it was time to kick-start the investigation.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34I went to the prefects' common room to look for clues.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38If we're not needed here, we wanted to finish shredding that paperwork.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Certainly. You're dismissed.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Thank you, ma'am.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Nigel, I wondered if I could have a word...sort of in private.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'll catch you up.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Don't be long.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55What was it you wanted?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58This is going to sound...
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Look, certain people have been saying things about you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04What people? What things?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06That you're a cheat and might be up to something bad.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Who have you been talking to?!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Sorry.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Listen, why don't we discuss this silly matter after school?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15We could go for a burger.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16What, like a date?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Exactly. Let's go on a date.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21First I've got a few errands to run for Mrs Quinn.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23But I'll meet you afterwards, OK?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25OK! Sure.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33This is Crimson Champ to Aiken Drum.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I am in pursuit.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41By the way, do we have to use these stupid codenames?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Yes, we do. Listen to this.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'm in the prefects' common room looking at the duty rota.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51A whole bunch of them have been on photocopying duty this week. Over.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hey, that explains the smudge on the badge.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Looks like our informant's definitely on the inside.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59What's happening there? Over.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'm still following Godfrey, but I'm not sure where he's going.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Red, remember to say "Over" when you've finished speaking. Over.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Over. Happy now?
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Godfrey, Flynn and O'Keefe all due to be helping Quinn right now. Over.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19What, you think O'Keefe and Flynn are in on the crime? Over.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22There's no way Godfrey could be up to something without them knowing.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33While Red was tailing our suspect, I decided to go through Godfrey's bag.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Who have you been talking to?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Nobody! What are you talking about?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00People know we're up to something.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Who? How?
0:20:02 > 0:20:08Red, I've just found a bar of soap and a key in Godfrey's school bag.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12So he likes to keep his front door key clean. Over.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16No, I think he used the soap to copy the key. Over.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Copy the key to where? Over.- I bet it's the key to Quinn's office.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Red, who's that? Over. - It's me, Fletcher.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27So you finally saw sense. Over.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'm not saying there isn't a perfectly innocent explanation,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33but the new test papers were delivered yesterday.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Quinn will have locked them in her office.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37We have to deal with it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Come on!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Moon, come in! Moon!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Moon! If you can hear me, get out of there now.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Get the key. It's in my bag.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Front pocket.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- The key's not in here. - What? It has to be!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Stop right there.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Oh, hi.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Hello. Just doing a carpet inspection.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Lovely pile.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oh, look, the key.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Anyway, must be off.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21You're coming with us.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm here. Alone.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33As requested.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42My presentation abilities coupled to your recipe, Sharkey -
0:21:42 > 0:21:44it's a winning combination.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48It's like there's a party in my mouth.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51These are almost as tasty as Herod's cakes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54They ARE my cakes.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Good job, April.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Headmistress, would you care to try one of my delicious cakes?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00But they're mi...
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Good!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Mmm! Very good!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12What do you put in them, April?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Yeah, why don't you tell her, April?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Why don't you tell her who you stole that recipe from?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Stop acting the fool, boy.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Jealousy. No, my cakes are in fact an old Devereaux recipe.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26This is bang out of order.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30I love that icing. It's a sort of butter icing, isn't it?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Very sweet. Very vanilla. You must give me the recipe.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Move it, pint size.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Quinn'd be very disappointed if she could hear you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40I don't give a fig about Quinn.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45I'm just saying, it'd be terrible if she could hear what you're saying.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- And is that a copy of the key to her office?- I said shut up.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- You go and get Quinn. - She won't take any notice of me.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You'll think of something.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I'm going to find out what Godfrey's up to.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58'Do as you're told!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01'Guys, you're going to get caught.'
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Saving the best till last, right, headmistress?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Very amusing, girl.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Are you ready to see my documentary?
0:23:09 > 0:23:14I call it Gagged - One Girl's Quest For Facts In An Uncaring World.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Get ready for the truth, people.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22This isn't my film!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Is that Herod? Why's he baking?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Where's my DVD?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Shh! Mia, I'm trying to watch this.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Turn that off!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Turn that off now!
0:23:33 > 0:23:38He's putting cat food in the cakes! ALL: Yuk!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yes, that's right.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45I baked the cakes that April is selling.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49April Devereaux, were you selling cakes containing cat food?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- No, I can assure you.- She did.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53She stole my recipe.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56The cat food's a family secret.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59It sort of takes the edge off the sweetness.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03You could have poisoned the whole school. A week's detention.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08You're telling me you didn't know the cakes contained cat food?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Of course not! If I'd had any idea, I'd have reported him straightaway.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17But you admit you were passing his cakes off as your own.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20You're disqualified from the competition.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24And if anyone has trouble keeping the cakes down,
0:24:24 > 0:24:28you'll have the responsibility of clearing it up.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Miss! Miss!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- You have to come with me. - Oh, another Sharkey.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35What have YOU got for me?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Lemon meringue pie containing live weasels?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- No! What?- 'Godfrey, don't do this.'
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Look, you have to come with me.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- 'I don't give a fig about Quinn.' - Godfrey?!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- This is mad!- Move it, pint size.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Guys...- Get in there!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Whoa! Ow!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Right, get the test papers.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Nigel? What are you doing?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Obviously, we're helping the headmistress.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09They're making copies of the tests so Godfrey can get top marks.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12That's ridiculous! I don't need to cheat.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I've always been top of the class.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17You weren't till you realised you could cheat your way to the top.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20When the badge and note were posted into my locker
0:25:20 > 0:25:23by a mystery informant, it gave us not one but three clues,
0:25:23 > 0:25:27the first being the copier toner smudge on the back of the badge.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I'm in the prefects' room looking at the duty rota.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33A whole bunch of them have been on photocopying duty in the past week.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Second was the indentation, Pupil Enterprise final,
0:25:37 > 0:25:42which told us when the crime was going to be committed.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Godfrey knew Quinn would be busy and he had a copy of her key.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50The third clue led me to the meeting with the our mystery informant.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Alone.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53As requested.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56His shoes gave him away, though.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57It was Tommy Flynn,
0:25:57 > 0:26:03whose initials just happen to be TF, as in "True Friends".
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Tommy supplied us with the exam results, which clearly showed
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Godfrey's extraordinary progress,
0:26:08 > 0:26:12and this can only be put down to one thing - he cheated.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Is that true?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19You don't know how important it was for me to be head boy.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20You don't know what my family's like.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23All that stuff about you liking me, was that a lie, too?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Of course it isn't! I like you.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30You like me. And that's why we're not going to say anything to Quinn.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Do the right thing, Hazel.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I can't let you do this. I believed in the badge and in you,
0:26:37 > 0:26:40but you're just some loser with a lust for power.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Who's Quinn going to believe, her golden boy or a rookie prefect
0:26:42 > 0:26:46and her short-stack brother who's friends with a Sharkey?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Imagine her face when she sees you both in her office,
0:26:49 > 0:26:52especially after you've vandalised it.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54O'Keefe?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Oops(!)
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Crimson Champ, did you get all that? Over.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06'Hey, you bet I did.'
0:27:06 > 0:27:09And I'm not the only one.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Hello, Godfrey.- I quit.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm proud of you, Hazel.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Don't make this weird.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Flynn had done the right thing,
0:27:21 > 0:27:24and Godfrey's reign as head boy was over.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Their friendship survived, though,
0:27:32 > 0:27:36even if sweeping up at break time was no-one's idea of fun.
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