0:00:02 > 0:00:03Argh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12This is now officially the worst Christmas ever!
0:00:33 > 0:00:38Yeah, as disasters go, this is my biggest one yet!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Let's go back two weeks before I ruined Christmas.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Don't even think about that until after breakfast.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, I was just checking there was one there for later.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Two weeks to go. And he's on the 99th growth percentile.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Keep up the good work.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45No, no, don't listen to your sister.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47You are a good size.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Don't get any bigger.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Studies show babies with larger heads can grow up
0:01:51 > 0:01:53to have higher IQs.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Please don't be a geek like Emily. Be a normal person, like me.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Dad, the cradle is now five days behind schedule.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Mum and Dad let her write a pregnancy timetable
0:02:02 > 0:02:05to help them keep on track. Boy, are they regretting that decision!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I will do it today.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Maybe we should have penalty points for not sticking to the timetable.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Excellent idea. We can start with ten points off you
0:02:13 > 0:02:15for crossing out your visit to the maternity ward tomorrow.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, not so cocky now, are we?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I told you, I'm having a home birth.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21But what if there's a complication?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hospitals have machines and doctors,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and at your age, you might need them.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- My age?!- Red alert.- Take cover!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Hospitals are sterilised, safe environments
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- where less can go wrong. - Oh, really?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's a baby boy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40We're calling him Hank.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41BABY GURGLES
0:02:50 > 0:02:52They let me off cos I was a baby.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Next time, they weren't quite so understanding.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Hank, come and say hello to your little baby sister, Emily.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Hank?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Wheee!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05CRASH!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08MONITOR BEEPS
0:03:11 > 0:03:14No hospitals. I want less equipment around.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Right, um...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Where are the gherkins? I need... I need some gherkins.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Here you go, my love.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24- Don't panic.- Yeah.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26There.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Mum gets these weird cravings. Mangoes, mushy peas, fish skin.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Right now, it's gherkins. Can't get enough of them!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36She loves the mini ones from Papa Pete's deli.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Nothing but the best for my angel!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- HE SINGS ALONG TO VIDEO: - # In my stocking
0:03:43 > 0:03:44# Made my list
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Hoping Santa hears my wish... #
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Who's he into now?- Hayden Chase.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52She's basically a hairspray that can sing.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# The one I love
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# All I need to make it right
0:03:57 > 0:04:01# Is to see your face tonight
0:04:01 > 0:04:04# Fire's warm but I feel cold
0:04:04 > 0:04:08# Without you here to hold
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Won't you grant my wish tonight
0:04:11 > 0:04:16# And come on home this Christmas time? #
0:04:16 > 0:04:17She's shooting a video in London.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Maybe she'll hire me as a backing dancer.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Ow! Sorry.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Rudolph, The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer. Great title, Mr Rock.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Thank you. You got to have a great title
0:04:36 > 0:04:37if you're going to have a great musical.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Did you ever hear Earwax, The Musical?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Did you ever hear Toe Hair, The Musical?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- No.- That's right.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45That's why the three of you have to be at auditions.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Yes, sir!- All right. You're going to be fantastic, all three.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Even me?- Especially you. Get out of here, get to class!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I love school at Christmas.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59No proper lessons, loads of messing about. It's brilliant!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Urgh.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07What on earth do you think you are doing?!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I know that you're not a fan of my work,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14but I think even you will be up on your cloven hooves
0:05:14 > 0:05:16and dance to this one.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about that!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, isn't that great?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Feel the energy.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25It's like when we opened for the Beatles at Chase Stadium.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Rock 'n' roll, Miss A.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29How you ever became a teacher is a mystery to me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- You know what? To me, too.- Mm.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Ah...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I've got the perfect part for you in this musical.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Yeah, Grizilla, the evil snow witch. Everything you look at turns to ice.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51See what I mean? You're perfect.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Stop everything!- Headmaster?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I've just been informed.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- We're having a surprise school inspection!- Oh...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59They're due within an hour.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02OK, just stay calm. Stay calm! Stay calm!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Oh, this really is most tiresome. We've only just had an inspection!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10That was before the incident with the runaway lawnmower.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11And the exploding custard!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Awkward.- You know what? They're not coming.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15They can't come. It's Christmas!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Christmas is cancelled!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20I must be having a nightmare.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31(Sorry, sorry.)
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Seriously?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Shh.- Oh!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'm here to help you with the cradle.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Well, how did you know it collapsed? - Call it a lucky guess.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Yeah, well, I'm doing this alone.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It's a father-son thing, you understand.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Of course. I hand-carved Rosa's cradle
0:06:49 > 0:06:52from a solid block of Sicilian oak.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54It took me six months
0:06:54 > 0:06:56and 77 blisters.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, I loved that cradle!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You're the best, Daddy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Well, here we go, son. One hand-assembled cradle
0:07:04 > 0:07:05coming right up.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19"Go, Dancer. Go, Prancer. Go, Dasher. Go, Vixen.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22"Go, Comet. Go, Cupid. Go, Donner..."
0:07:22 > 0:07:23What are you doing?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Mr Joy has cancelled your alleged musical.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31He didn't do that? I work all year for this.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33The auditions are today.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Not any more.- Well, I'm going to go talk to him.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Well, you can't. He's preparing for the school inspection,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39as should you be.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44We don't want one bad apple spoiling the whole barrel.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Well, let me tell you,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47this apple doesn't care what the inspectors think.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I only care that the little apples have a great Christmas.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Well, what all the other little app...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57..pupils need is a first-rate education,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59not a second-rate Santa.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Did you just say that to me?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yes, I did.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08SHE HUMS
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Camilla Stevens, head inspector.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- CRUNCH! - What a lovely building.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Building. Jonathan Lao, trainee. This is my first inspection.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Welcome to Westbrook.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23What a pleasure having you here!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25When I heard I was having a surprise inspection,
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I was like, "Yes! I love inspections!
0:08:28 > 0:08:29"Love them, love them, love them!"
0:08:29 > 0:08:32It was like Christmas had come early! Thank you, Santa!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35When you come down the chimney, I'm going to leave you something!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Oh, that makes a change.- Change.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Shall we begin?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh...
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Now, can anyone tell me how to separate substances in a mixture?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58What if they're friends? What if they don't want to be separated?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Miss, can't we do something more Christmassy than chemistry?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ooh. We could do a Secret Santa!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06We could all get surprise gifts.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Awesome! Now you're talking!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Christmas starts on December 25th and not a day sooner.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Hm?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16The different methods are...
0:09:18 > 0:09:22..filtration, evaporation, distillation, chromatography.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Nick McKelty, a grade-A student.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25A grade-A pain.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Now, this experiment might go slightly...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- WHEE! - ..but it's always worth a try.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32CRASH! BUBBLING
0:09:32 > 0:09:33No! No, no, no!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Part of me knows it's going to be really bad,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38but part of me really wants it to happen.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Argh!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Argh! Ooh!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Argh! Argh! Argh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48LAUGHTER
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Here at Westbrook,
0:09:49 > 0:09:55we pride ourselves on creating an atmosphere of calm and serenity.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Henry Zipzer!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Come back here!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Argh!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- You were saying?- Saying? - Is there an echo in here?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I swear there's an echo.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20All right, what did you do this time?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I threw a paper ball at Miss Adolf.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Good one.- You?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Apparently, I'm supposed to have something called a lesson plan.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I mean, who knew? How do you plan music?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- You can't.- See, that's what I think.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I thought you just kind of grab the guitar,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35turn up the volume and let the reindeers rock.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38LOUD, DISCORDANT PLAYING
0:10:50 > 0:10:53But the music was so loud that the whiteboard shattered off the wall.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Sounds awesome!- Yeah, except Mr Joy thought it sounded like an orchestra
0:10:57 > 0:10:59trapped inside a tumble dryer.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Zipzer!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02OK, listen.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04His bark is worse than his bite.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07But then they said that about my grandmother's dog,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and he ate the mailman.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Go get 'em.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You covered Miss Adolf in green gunge.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28It was more a sort of turquoise.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It's not funny, Hank. Mr Joy says this is your final warning.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33One more incident and you can get suspended.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Hank, you've got to stop getting into trouble.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- It was an accident.- It's always an accident, isn't it?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41You need to grow up, Hank.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44We've only got room for one baby in this flat.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46CLATTERING
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Emily, what are you doing?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I said I'd get the tree!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54When I've finished building the cradle.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Yeah. I thought it'd be nice to have one before Easter.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Emily, you don't need to be cheeky. Your father's doing his best.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, thank you for the vote of confidence(!)
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- So, who wants to help me decorate it?- Me.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Remember what happened last time you decorated the tree.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Sorry.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23It was an acci...dent.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25OK, well, we can all decorate the tree.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Come on, everybody. Grab a bauble.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Best not. I'll only break it.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47That's odd. My head feels breezy.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Oh, that's not good!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01TEACHER'S VOICE ECHOES
0:13:04 > 0:13:05LAUGHTER
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- CHANTING:- No brain! No brain! No brain! He's got no brain!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11As I always suspected, Zipzer.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12You're brainless!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14SHE CACKLES
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Don't let me ever go back to sleep!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I don't understand how they make these things so difficult
0:13:27 > 0:13:29to put together. It's...
0:13:29 > 0:13:31They look simple, the instructions.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Why don't you just ask Dad to help and be done with it?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35What, be reminded of my failure
0:13:35 > 0:13:38every time I put this little guy down to sleep?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Did he kick?- Yeah.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Play for Liverpool.- Arsenal.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Huh...
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Dad always wanted me to play football, but I was never any good.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You sure about having a home birth?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Wouldn't you feel more comfortable in hospital?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58I didn't feel comfortable with Hank concussing two nurses.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Hm.- No, this time everything's going to be perfect.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Nothing is going to go wrong.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I can't wait to meet him.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Me, too.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I've got a good feeling about this one.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12I think he's going to be a genius.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Maybe he could help me put this cradle together.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18He's going to do something amazing.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Just you wait and see.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28What they really mean is,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30they hope he doesn't turn out like me.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Hayden Chase has gone number one in the download chart!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Ugh. She's spreading like a virus. I have to find a cure.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Have you seen the inspectors?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02They were heading for Mr Rock's classroom.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- And one can only hope they brought protective headgear.- Ooh!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# Just once I want to hear Santa say...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12# Go, Rudolph
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# Tonight you can guide the sleigh! #
0:15:18 > 0:15:19And then the other reindeers get lost
0:15:19 > 0:15:21and Rudolph has to save the day.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- This sounds wonderful!- Wonderful.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26You know, the beauty of music lies in the ear of the beholder,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29and you two have exquisite ears!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh, this is exactly the sort of imaginative approach
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- that we're looking for. I can't wait to see it!- See it.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35You know, neither can I.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37But the musical has been cancelled.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Can...? Cancelled?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Mr Rock's musical is a highlight of the year.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh. Staff and pupils absolutely love it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49It's something that would never be cancelled, ever!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Must have been an admin error or something.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You know how wonderful this man is?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57He said, "You all get more money for costumes this year!"
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I did?- You did.- I did! I did.- Oh.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03And then he went on and said, "A new lighting rig!"
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- How generous is that! - That was unexpected.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08But if that's what it takes to get the show on the road,
0:16:08 > 0:16:09then we must do it!
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Oh, my goodness, and then this headmaster of headmasters, he said,
0:16:14 > 0:16:18"The entire orchestra gets a new instrument
0:16:18 > 0:16:23- "and a confetti cannon for the finale!"- I just get carried away!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26It's great to see a headmaster supporting the creative arts.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27And this show is the perfect opportunity
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- to see what Westbrook can do. - Brook can do.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31With all this new equipment,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34this better be the greatest Christmas musical
0:16:34 > 0:16:35the world has ever seen!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Rock on!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40- Rock on!- 'K on!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Hey, look. The show's back on.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Awesome!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I think I'm going to give the auditions a miss.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Come on, Hankster. You're amazing on stage - you have to audition.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Roll up, folks! Come and see the greatest show on earth!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Rudolph, The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Starring the one, the only Hank Zipzer!
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Yeah, maybe.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah. You're totally right!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06This could be my chance to make Mum and Dad proud of me.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Another day, and still no cradle. I'll just make a note of that.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15# Go, Dancer. Go, Prancer. Go, Dasher!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16# Go, Vixen! Go, Comet!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Go, Cupid. Go, Donner. Go, Blitzen! #
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I can't wait for these auditions!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Has anyone seen my gherkins?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25By the sink. Enough nonsense about the cradle.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Where are we going to put the birthing pool?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- We're out of gherkins.- It's the vitamin K your body's craving.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Have some broccoli instead.- I don't want broccoli, I want gherkins!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38No-one make any sudden movements.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I can trot to the deli and get you a jar.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Reindeers do trot, right? - If you would do that,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46you would officially be my favourite child.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I can report you for saying that.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Go straight to the deli.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55No dawdling, no stopping to... to look at amusing pigeons.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58This is an emergency. Run like the wind!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00They're only gherkins, Dad. I can do this!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I'm not completely useless.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08That was Rudolph, not me.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Hold it!- Sorry, son. You'll have to wait.- Please, it's an emergency!
0:18:24 > 0:18:25My mum needs gherkins.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27That's not an emergency.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29You haven't seen her in a gherkin rage.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31What are they doing, anyway?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Don't want to be a flower girl
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# A pretty thing for you to twirl
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Summer's gone, you'll dump me fast
0:18:43 > 0:18:48# I want a love that's gonna last all year
0:18:48 > 0:18:49# Ooh, yeah
0:18:49 > 0:18:50# Do you love me?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51# Ooh, yeah
0:18:51 > 0:18:53# Love me not?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54# Ooh, yeah... #
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Cut! Please, Miss Harris.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00All these interruptions are making it really very difficult to...
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Not that it's a problem, of course.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Good. Cos if it was, we'd be looking for a new director.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Can I just do this in a coat?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15And cover up that knockout dress, Hayden, honey?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18You can't sell this song without a bit of sizzle, sugar.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21And you are looking smokin' hot, girl!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Then why do I have goose bumps?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Because you're excited about being in London?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, come on. Couple more weeks, we'll be in Tokyo.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30They say it's beautiful at Christmas.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Nothing is the same as Christmas at home.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35And I always spend it with my mom and dad.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37It's all right, darlin'. Sometimes you want the rainbow,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39you got to put up with the rain.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- My eyes!- This stuff will really make 'em pop.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Ahem!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Not to rush you, but...
0:19:48 > 0:19:51The flowers, they're starting to wilt.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53And they're not the only ones.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56You want to see your folks?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58They're right down that lens.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Now, you make 'em proud of their little girl.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Hmm?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK. All right, well, one from the top.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09And action.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Don't want to be a flower girl
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# A pretty thing for you to twirl
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Summer's gone, you'll dump me fast
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# I want a love that's gonna last all year. #
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Hey! You!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Cut! - BELL RINGS
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Are you people incapable of doing anything right?!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Do you know how much this girl is worth?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Are you OK, honey? Security!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- That's lunch!- Uh-uh. No way!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10We've got to keep shooting. We've got places to go and people to see!
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- I don't mind if we break for lunch. - I mind. Time is money, honey.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18And I'm not going to let this bunch of clowns ruin my rodeo.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23You're fired! Don't you walk away from me now. You're fired!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Look at you! You are fired!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Fired! Fired! Fired!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You, you're definitely fired!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Come on! Who wants some? Who wants some?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You're fired. You, look at you! You're fired.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38That's Hayden Chase. Frank is going to be so jealous!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Whoa, you're...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I know who you are. Do you know who you are?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I messed up your video.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52No, it's fine. You got me a lunch break.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53I owe you, big time.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Who is that? - Tammy Harris, my manager.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Is she always that angry?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01She's just...kind of protective.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Well, it can't have just disappeared like a catfish up a creek!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You! You're unfired. Find him!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I should probably give myself up.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13No, trust me. You do not want to do that. Follow me.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21What about in there?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I hate my hair like this!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Looks good to me, but I'm probably the wrong person to ask.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I like your hair. Maybe that should be my new look.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32It's easy to do. You just wake up in the morning
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- and you're good to go.- Bed hair.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37I love it!
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Stop! Stop! He'll be halfway to Hawaii by now.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Come on! Back to work!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Or you'll get my rhinestone boot up your behinds!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47PHONE RINGS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oh, hello there, Mr Takahashi.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Oh, really? Oh, well. I mean, what is the weather like over there?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57OK, I think you can relax now.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Can I take one of these for a friend? He's a huge fan.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Oh, would this friend happen to be yay high with cute, messy hair?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- No, Frankie's hair is always perfect. He spends hours on it.- Oh.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I just thought... Never mind, doesn't matter.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Yeah, I'll write him a message.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18So, you don't like my music?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20No. No, I mean, I mean yes.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Yes, I like it. I... I love it.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Um...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26It's good, it's so...
0:23:26 > 0:23:28musical.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Right. So what's your favourite song off my new album?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- The... The new album?- Yeah.- I, uh...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38You know, it's so hard to pick a favourite
0:23:38 > 0:23:40when they're all so amazing.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Ah.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44I promise I'll download it as soon as I get home.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47It's OK. Save your money. I'll give you a free download link.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- If you don't like it you can delete it.- Thanks.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52All right. And call me and let you know what you think,
0:23:52 > 0:23:55cos I could really do with some honest feedback.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59HE LAUGHS
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Tickles!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Oh, you flatter me, Mr Takahashi!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Sayonara, y'all.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Guess who sold out in Tokyo? You are on a roll, girl!
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I am never washing this hand again!
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Gherkins!
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Where are all the gherkins? - Sorry, Hank. Just sold out.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34No! I knew I should have got here sooner.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Mum's going to kill me!- Then you'd better come up with a good excuse.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I bumped into a megastar - Hayden Chase.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Not bad, but the name needs some work.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- She's real.- Of course she is(!)
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Wait, I know how to get Mum some gherkins.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Papa Pete, where do you keep the vinegar?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You made these?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Yeah, step away from the jar, Rosa. They don't even look like gherkins.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59I can't. I'm going in.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I couldn't find any gherkins. They only had chillies.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Mm, delicious.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Oh!- Oh, I'll get you some water.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08I told you not to dawdle!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I didn't. I bumped into Hayden Chase.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13First rule of lying - at least make it slightly believable.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I'm not lying! Look, she gave me her num...ber.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20And she gave me a signed photo for Frankie.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, you really did meet her!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25"Merry Crismus, Frankie."
0:25:25 > 0:25:30There's only one person I know who spells Christmas C-R-I-S-M-U-S.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- That's weird.- Mm. Yeah, you bought the photo and signed it yourself
0:25:33 > 0:25:34to get out of trouble.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Second rule of lying - don't get caught red-handed.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42They didn't believe me.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Nice try, Hank, but I'm not falling for it either.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Hayden Chase doesn't have dyslexia.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47If she did, it would be in her autobiography.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50She's written her life story? She's only 16.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Chasing Rainbows. I have it in hardback and paperback.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- You guys should read them. - I'd rather wax my eyeballs.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Well, maybe she just doesn't like talking about her dyslexia.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59It's not exactly something you brag about.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01You can keep on selling, but I'm not buying.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Come on, we don't want to be late for the Christmas audition.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Why will no-one believe me?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Get your rear in gear, girl.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16The day don't wait for no-one, darlin'.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Hey, Bob!
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Can you help me with something?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30All right, sweetie pie. Just try a little louder.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38This will be the biggest disaster since Henry Zipzer
0:26:38 > 0:26:40was allowed in the school talent show.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Being able to fart the national anthem is not a talent!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Do you really want to give the inspectors front-row seats
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- to a Christmas catastrophe?- I had no choice. They want to see it!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Maybe it'll only be a bit of a disaster.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Have you been eating tinsel?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Shh.- This is Mr Rock we're talking about!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:04 > 0:27:07# Just once I want to hear Santa say...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I'm never going to top that.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11# Go, Rudolph!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14# Tonight you can guide the sleigh! #
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I think you've found your Rudolph, Mr Rock.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- He's perfect.- Yeah, well, no, come on. A little too perfect.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Remember, before Rudolph saves the day,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27all the other reindeers make fun of him.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Next!- We-We have our inspectors.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Too perfect sounds perfect to me.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36And there's no next.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Cast him. He's Rudolph.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Next!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:46 > 0:27:48FEEDBACK WHINES
0:27:48 > 0:27:51I may have been in the Arctic,
0:27:51 > 0:27:53but I've never been cool.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57That's how Rudolph ended up on Santa's naughty list.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58LAUGHTER
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Stop smiling! Why are you smiling?
0:28:01 > 0:28:04No smiling! Not Zipzer, no way.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- Now, HE'S funny!- Funny!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Here's my decision.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13I got the part! FANFARE
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Hello?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Anybody home?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- MUM:- 'Emily's taking us to a class on home births.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27'I didn't think you'd want to come.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28'Dinner's in the oven.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- DAD:- 'Try not to burn the flat down, Hank.'
0:28:30 > 0:28:32I know how to use an oven, Dad.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45I think I'm going to have salad tonight.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49FAINT MUSIC AND SINGING
0:28:51 > 0:28:57# I'm never gonna make the grade...
0:29:01 > 0:29:05# You make it look so easy
0:29:05 > 0:29:08# When I follow you
0:29:08 > 0:29:11# I've got nothing to show
0:29:13 > 0:29:17# The stars are out of reach
0:29:17 > 0:29:19# Why do I try?
0:29:21 > 0:29:24# I want to be like you
0:29:25 > 0:29:28# I wish I was smarter, I wish I was brave
0:29:28 > 0:29:31# I wish I was all the things you crave
0:29:31 > 0:29:34# Cos I don't ever want to let you down
0:29:34 > 0:29:38# Don't ever want to make you frown, no
0:29:38 > 0:29:43# I just want to make you proud
0:29:43 > 0:29:47# I try hard but I'm still afraid
0:29:47 > 0:29:53# I'm never gonna make the grade. #
0:29:53 > 0:29:55This album is awesome.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57I wish I could tell her.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02# Go Dancer, go Prancer! # Here we go!
0:30:02 > 0:30:04All right, listen, brass, you're doing great.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07A little less spit, or we're going to have to hand out umbrellas.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Bongos, are you with me?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12This noise is intolerable!
0:30:12 > 0:30:14I mean, I can hardly hear myself teach!
0:30:14 > 0:30:15I demand silence.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17You "demand silence"!
0:30:17 > 0:30:20You know what, that's really difficult because this is a musical.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22It's got to be loud!
0:30:22 > 0:30:24The noise levels are well over
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- the maximum levels allowed in the workplace.- 105 decibels.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Where'd you come from?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Comply with the regulations
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- or I will have this production shut down.- OK, OK.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36You know what I need? I need some organisation - that's all.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Wow, look at those spreadsheets!
0:30:38 > 0:30:40They are so organised.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42- How would you like... - No, not doing it.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Well, of course, you would get extra marks on your school report.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47I'll take the job. Silence!
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Are you two related?
0:30:49 > 0:30:50Can I see the production timetable?
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- LAUGHING:- Can you see the timetable?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55The timetable! Of course you can.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58As soon as you write them, you can see them.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00You know...
0:31:00 > 0:31:01What an apple.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03OK, here we go, kids. From the top!
0:31:09 > 0:31:12The label want new promo shots for Tokyo.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Picking you up in ten minutes. Want to see you in this.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Do we have to do this right now?
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Don't you give me the diva, darling.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22You want the folks at the label thinking you won't play ball?
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Oh, come on. Put it on. You'll look real cute.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27PHONE RINGS
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Brad. How are we looking for Australia?
0:31:30 > 0:31:33No, I want Sydney Opera House!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35You know we can sell it.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- This won't get me in trouble, now, will it?- I won't tell if you don't.
0:31:52 > 0:31:56# I fly around the world singing my songs
0:31:56 > 0:32:00# Spreading the joy and righting the wrongs
0:32:00 > 0:32:03# A reindeer that rocks is nothing to fear
0:32:03 > 0:32:07# I light up the night with joy and good cheer
0:32:07 > 0:32:11# I never get picked for the sleigh ride team
0:32:11 > 0:32:15# Just seeing the world is forever my dream
0:32:15 > 0:32:17# Go Dancer Go Prancer
0:32:17 > 0:32:19# Go Dasher Go Vixen
0:32:19 > 0:32:21# Go Comet Go Cupid
0:32:21 > 0:32:23# Go Donna Go Blitzen
0:32:23 > 0:32:26# Just once I want to hear Santa say
0:32:26 > 0:32:28# Go Rudolph
0:32:28 > 0:32:31# Tonight you can guide the sleigh
0:32:33 > 0:32:35# This time it's you. #
0:32:37 > 0:32:40PHONE RINGS
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Rudolph's the name, pulling sleigh's the game.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Sorry! Wrong number.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- 'Hayden?' - Hank? Is that you?
0:32:48 > 0:32:52Yeah! I was just...pretending to be a reindeer.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- Wow, I can't believe it's you. - 'You never called.'
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Did you hate the album that much? - 'I loved it.'
0:32:57 > 0:33:01It's just I lost your number in a gherkin-related incident.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03OK! I guess you're forgiven.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07- TAMMY:- Hayden, get out here! We've got work to do.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Sorry, I've got to go, Hank. Tammy's hollering.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Time to be her dress-up doll again.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15- Can't you get out of it? Do something fun instead?- I wish!
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Say that you've had an idea for a hit song that you need to work on.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Then sneak out when she's not looking.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21That could actually work.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Hank, you're a genius!
0:33:23 > 0:33:24People don't often call me that.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27If I do escape, I'll need someone to hang out with.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30So...are you free tonight?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Hello? Are you still there?
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Yeah! Yeah, I was just checking, um, my calendar.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40I think I might have a window free.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Great! OK, I'll text you where to meet.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44See you later, Rudolph.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Yes, yes, yes, yes! It is, it is, yes!
0:33:47 > 0:33:48No.
0:33:55 > 0:33:56You've skated before, right?
0:33:56 > 0:33:58No, but how hard can it be?
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Whoa...
0:34:06 > 0:34:09I don't have to do that with my arm -
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- I just think it looks cool.- Ah...
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Oh!- Don't worry, I've got you.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15I'm going to have a fun time tonight,
0:34:15 > 0:34:17and I'm not going to let anything ruin it.
0:34:24 > 0:34:25How's it going in there, hun?
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Sugar, you in there?
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Stop being so terrified! It's supposed to be fun.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Have you seen how sharp these skates are?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38All right, look, whenever I get nervous before I go on stage,
0:34:38 > 0:34:40I just imagine I'm...somewhere else.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Like, making pancakes with my mum.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44It relaxes me. You should try it sometime.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45The last time I made pancakes with my mum,
0:34:45 > 0:34:48I set off every smoke alarm for about a mile.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- You don't like your family? - I love my family, it's just...
0:34:52 > 0:34:54..my sister wants me to be put in a lab and tested,
0:34:54 > 0:34:57my dad wishes I could score the winning goal at the World Cup,
0:34:57 > 0:35:00my mum still basically thinks I'm a work in progress.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02I'm kind of a disappointment.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04I'm sure they love you really.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06This Christmas they're replacing me with another boy.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- No way! - Yeah. My mum's due any day now.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11My baby brother's all they can talk about.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14- OK, I thought you were being serious.- I am!
0:35:14 > 0:35:18I bet you they call him Hank 2.0, new and improved.
0:35:18 > 0:35:19OK, then forget about your home
0:35:19 > 0:35:21and think about somewhere else that makes you happy.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33PAPA PETE CHUCKLES
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Where'd you go?
0:35:36 > 0:35:39The Spicy Salami, the family deli, with my grandad.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- It's my favourite place. - Well, it worked - you're skating!
0:35:43 > 0:35:45That's amazing! How did you do that?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50HE LAUGHS
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- Whoa!- Whoa!
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Whoa!
0:36:04 > 0:36:07Hayden! I'm so, so sorry.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Are you OK? Please be OK.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14SHE LAUGHS
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Skating is SO not your thing!
0:36:19 > 0:36:21"Oh, help me! I'm Hank!"
0:36:21 > 0:36:24And I was really starting to like you.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Hey! It's Hayden Chase!
0:36:31 > 0:36:34INDISTINCT SHOUTING
0:36:34 > 0:36:37CAMERA SHUTTERS
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Those are your fans? I thought they'd rip us apart!
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Well, it's all part of the job, I guess.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47It was like one of those wildlife shows
0:36:47 > 0:36:49where the hyena jumps on the cute gazelle.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Are you calling me cute?
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- HE LAUGHS - I'll take that as a yes.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Did you see that? Please tell me you saw that!
0:37:05 > 0:37:09ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:37:09 > 0:37:11BIRDS CHIRP
0:37:17 > 0:37:19HAYDEN GASPS
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Did I ever tell you I grew up on a ranch?
0:37:27 > 0:37:30My daddy gave me a pony for my tenth birthday.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Her coat was so white, I called her Snowflake.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38I loved her so much,
0:37:38 > 0:37:42some nights I used to sneak down and sleep in the stable with her.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48Then one night, out of the blue,
0:37:48 > 0:37:50she bit my hand.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52She near took my finger off.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57My daddy said she'd gone bad,
0:37:57 > 0:37:59that we had to send her to that big ranch in the sky.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I begged him not to do it.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07But in the end, like he said,
0:38:07 > 0:38:10when they turn on you, you've got to show them who's boss.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17Don't you ever bite me again.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Do I make myself clear?
0:38:21 > 0:38:22Now, give me your phone.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26We don't want you running off with that boy.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Zipzer, was it?
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Guard this door, don't let her leave.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48Look, there's my arm. See, I WAS with Hayden.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49That could be anyone's arm.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51You are losing it, seriously.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54OK, first positions, everyone!
0:38:57 > 0:39:00You'll never be able to pull the sleigh on your own, Zipzer.
0:39:00 > 0:39:01You're too weak.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04OK! One house down, two billion to go!
0:39:04 > 0:39:08Rudy! Can you pull the sleigh by yourself?
0:39:08 > 0:39:09All aboard, Santa.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12We've got plenty of presents to deliver all across the world.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Let's go!
0:39:15 > 0:39:16I'm in!
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Whoa! Argh!
0:39:22 > 0:39:24HE LAUGHS
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Whoa!
0:39:30 > 0:39:31So sorry!
0:39:33 > 0:39:34Oh!
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Ho ho! Ho ho!
0:39:37 > 0:39:40And if you have any questions, my door is always open.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47Ho!
0:39:49 > 0:39:52It gives me no pleasure to tell you I told you so.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Who am I kidding? I've never been happier.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58SHE WHIMPERS
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Now, will you call an ambulance, or shall I?
0:40:02 > 0:40:03Ho...!
0:40:03 > 0:40:07- FROM OUTSIDE:- How dare you! Despicable! Everything about you!
0:40:10 > 0:40:14- He fired me. From my own musical! - What?! He can't do that.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- What's going to happen to the show? - I don't know, and he did.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24Lose the sleigh. Much too dangerous.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27We're going to try something different.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Miss Adolf. Anybody but Miss Adolf.
0:40:30 > 0:40:31Silence at the back!
0:40:32 > 0:40:33I've got a lot of work to do
0:40:33 > 0:40:36knocking this monstrosity into shape.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37This is a masterpiece.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Don't you change one note.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42That would be like painting a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Beethoven's Fifth is a masterpiece,
0:40:45 > 0:40:48The Nutcracker Suite is a masterpiece.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50This is an assault on Christmas.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53I'm begging you, don't ruin it.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55I'm going to rescue it.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59That would be like the iceberg rescuing the Titanic!
0:40:59 > 0:41:00- Hm!- Hm!
0:41:02 > 0:41:05- IN AMERICAN ACCENT: - Toodle-loo, Mr Claus.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12You can't give up. This is your show.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Hank, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Sometimes you play Glastonbury,
0:41:16 > 0:41:18sometimes you get stuck in a portaloo
0:41:18 > 0:41:20and you never make it to the stage.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Oh, yes, that happened.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25What if I say I won't do it? They can't put it on without Rudolf.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27This is your moment to shine.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I need you to make that show fabulous.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32I will - by getting you your musical back!
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Wait! Wait!
0:41:34 > 0:41:37No. No, Hank!
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Oh, I have to work on this teacher-pupil obedience thing.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- HE SOBS - Why?
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Hello?
0:41:49 > 0:41:52Oh, yes. There's a lot of dust.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Just checking...for dust.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56I know how to impress the inspectors.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Oh! You're moving to a new school?
0:41:58 > 0:42:02No, but I can get Hayden Chase to sing in the Christmas show.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Oh, and I can get the Queen to tap dance with penguins.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07You can?!
0:42:07 > 0:42:08Oh...
0:42:08 > 0:42:10But I really can get Hayden to sing. She's my friend.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Ridiculous. What are you, six?
0:42:12 > 0:42:15You're nothing. No-one.
0:42:15 > 0:42:20Stars like Hayden Chase don't even know you exist, lucky for them.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Now get out my sight before I give you detention -
0:42:22 > 0:42:23for a whole year!
0:42:23 > 0:42:25If I can get Hayden to do it,
0:42:25 > 0:42:27will you put Mr Rock back in charge of the show?
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Oh, I'll do one better.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31If Hayden Chase sings in our musical,
0:42:31 > 0:42:34I'll eat my socks in front of the whole school.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35You heard it here first.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Out with the new and in with the old.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42You can't go wrong with a classic.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44But the show's on Saturday.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46I've got an IQ of 146 -
0:42:46 > 0:42:49even I couldn't rehearse a whole new play in two days.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Where there's a will there's a way, Emily.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Now, let's show the inspectors what Westbrook really stands for.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56Indecisiveness?
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Tradition. God!
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Hi, Hayden. It's me, Hank...again.
0:43:05 > 0:43:06Are you getting any of these messages?
0:43:06 > 0:43:08I need you to call me back. It's kind of urgent.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- I've got a massive favour to ask. - Dude, it's not even funny any more.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14You know, it actually wasn't that funny to begin with.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Why isn't she calling me back? Maybe her phone's broken.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Maybe you need to leave Planet Hank and join us back on Earth.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23I know, I'll go to the hotel and ask her face-to-face.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Hank, getting into more trouble isn't going to help Mr Rock or you.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29You're wasting your time. She's singing in City Square tonight.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Tell Mum and Dad I'm rehearsing late.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33"She's singing in City Square tonight."
0:43:33 > 0:43:36- Why didn't you just call him a cab? - I don't sound like that, Justina.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Come on, big mouth. We need to find someone to stop him.
0:43:40 > 0:43:44Wait a minute, this is like looking for a snowball in a blizzard.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45We should split up.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48No, no, no, no, the last thing we need are more snowballs.
0:43:48 > 0:43:49We're going to stick together.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52- My guess is he'll be near the stage. - All right, that's a good idea.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54If that's true, we're going on old school.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Ow! I want my phone back. I need to call my mum.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11I called her for you.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Told her you were having the time of your life.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16She and your pops say hi.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Now make the magic happen.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- What are you doing?- Making pancakes.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Thanks for coming out tonight. It's so good to see all of you.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48Hayden! Over here! It's me, Hank.
0:44:48 > 0:44:49Hayden!
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- # Snow is falling... - Hayden, it's me!
0:44:52 > 0:44:55# Christmas Eve and children sing
0:44:55 > 0:44:59# I should feel joy but not tonight
0:44:59 > 0:45:02# Cos you're not here and that ain't right
0:45:04 > 0:45:07# We were king and queen of prom
0:45:07 > 0:45:10# My first love, where have you gone?
0:45:10 > 0:45:13# I hold you close here in my heart
0:45:13 > 0:45:15- # Was always you... - Over...!
0:45:15 > 0:45:17# Right from the start
0:45:17 > 0:45:20# I've hung my stocking, made my list
0:45:20 > 0:45:24# Hoping Santa hears my wish
0:45:24 > 0:45:27# Snow falling from above
0:45:27 > 0:45:31- # Far from the one I love - Over here!
0:45:31 > 0:45:34# All I need to make it right
0:45:34 > 0:45:35# Is to your face tonight... #
0:45:37 > 0:45:41- How can you not like this one? - I think I'm allergic to her voice.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44All right, coming through. Hank?
0:45:44 > 0:45:49Excuse me. Wow! Great shoes. Great shoes. Hank!
0:45:49 > 0:45:53- # ..this Christmas time - Come home this Christmas
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- Hayden, over here! Ow! - # Ooh, ooh
0:45:56 > 0:46:00# Choirs singing, snowball fights
0:46:00 > 0:46:02# Mistletoe and fairy lights
0:46:02 > 0:46:06- Ugh! Hayden! - # I'd give up all of these
0:46:06 > 0:46:10# I'd even give up Christmas trees
0:46:10 > 0:46:13# I've hung my stocking, made my list
0:46:13 > 0:46:15- # Hoping Santa hears my wish - Hayden!
0:46:15 > 0:46:20- # Snow falling from above - Hayden!
0:46:20 > 0:46:23# Far from the one I love
0:46:23 > 0:46:26# All I need to make it right
0:46:26 > 0:46:30# Is to see your face tonight
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- Hank! Hank! - # Fire's roaring but I feel cold
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Hank! He was right here. Hank!
0:46:36 > 0:46:39# Could you grant my wish tonight
0:46:39 > 0:46:45# And come on home this Christmas time?
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Hank!
0:46:47 > 0:46:49# So come on home this Christmas... #
0:46:49 > 0:46:52- The wire!- Ugh!
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Uh-oh.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57SCREAMING AND EXPLOSIONS
0:46:59 > 0:47:03- It's like Bumfire Night. - BON-fire.- Oh.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Hank? Is that you?
0:47:12 > 0:47:17What in the blue blazes is that rodeo clown doing here?
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- VOICE SHUDDERING:- Grab him!
0:47:36 > 0:47:39See? I told you my life was a disaster,
0:47:39 > 0:47:42and I never want to see a snowman ever again!
0:47:56 > 0:47:58You three, you're coming with us!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00This is not the way to Buckingham Palace?
0:48:02 > 0:48:04You're fired.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07And I mean it this time!
0:48:21 > 0:48:25- Oh, yes, this is lovely.- Yeah. - You were right.
0:48:25 > 0:48:26We're going to need a bigger pot.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- PHONE RINGS - Oh...
0:48:30 > 0:48:34Hello, maternity ward. Nurse Stanley Zipzer on duty.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37What do you mean he's been arrested?!
0:48:37 > 0:48:40- POOL POPS - Oh! Oh!
0:48:47 > 0:48:49- Dad?- Yeah, that's my boy.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00- HE SIGHS - Wow.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Well, this is a new low, isn't it?
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Even for you, Hank.
0:49:08 > 0:49:09You let me down.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13You let your mum down.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15You let the birthing pool down.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20Why can't you just stop and think for once
0:49:20 > 0:49:24before you launch yourself into these stupid escapades?
0:49:27 > 0:49:28You see these walls?
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Do you want this to be your future?
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Sorry, Dad. It was an accident.
0:49:42 > 0:49:43Yeah. Yeah.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46I suppose it probably was.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50Come on, son. Let's get you home, eh?
0:49:58 > 0:50:01Well done. Finally made the news.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03'Oh, well. Hayden wants y'all to know
0:50:03 > 0:50:06'she's A OK after last night's rumpus.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08'As for the loser that caused all this hullabaloo,
0:50:08 > 0:50:12'I'm happy to say that Hayden doesn't know him from apple sauce.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14'It seems he's a stalker.'
0:50:14 > 0:50:17They must be talking about someone else. Hayden knows me!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20He goes by the name of Hank Zipzer.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Maybe there's another Hank Zipzer.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25- REPORTER:- 'A pupil at Westbrook School was arrested last night...'
0:50:25 > 0:50:28You can't even be a successful criminal.
0:50:35 > 0:50:39So, it wasn't enough for you to send the school inspectors
0:50:39 > 0:50:40on a sleigh ride to the hospital?
0:50:40 > 0:50:44- I didn't mean to do that, I... - You didn't think.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46You went far enough to ensure
0:50:46 > 0:50:50that Westbrook Academy's reputation was in ruin.
0:50:50 > 0:50:51You know what I was trying to do.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54So what does he go and do?
0:50:54 > 0:50:56He goes and gets himself arrested!
0:50:56 > 0:51:00With three pupils! In school uniform!
0:51:00 > 0:51:03To be perfectly clear, I was not in school uniform.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06This may be the season of goodwill.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Look at that - "Christmas Crackers!" That's very smart.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11But not for you, music man.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15Under the power vested in me as commander-in-chief of this school,
0:51:15 > 0:51:18- I declare that you... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Let's talk this out.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24I love these kids, I love my job, I love this school.
0:51:26 > 0:51:27Please.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Don't fire me.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32I'm asking you.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41I thought I fired you already.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44Me? No, that would have been one of the other security guys.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51'He goes by the name of Hank Zipzer.'
0:51:51 > 0:51:53OK, darling.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57We got a conference at ten for the launch of your toy doll.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59Put on an outfit to match.
0:51:59 > 0:52:02Why did you say he was a stalker? He's my friend.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04That boy's dumber than a box of rocks.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06I'll bet he can barely write his own name!
0:52:09 > 0:52:12I want to go home for Christmas.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14And I want to look 20 years younger, honey.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17But even my plastic surgeon says that ain't going to happen.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19I really need to see my family.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21And you will...
0:52:21 > 0:52:23just as soon as this tour is over.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Aw! Cheer up, honey.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29I'm sure they've got tinsel in Tokyo.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32- PHONE RINGS - Ah!
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Aloo! Great job on the doll.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38Huh? Well, how much shelf space are we getting?
0:52:40 > 0:52:43I know exactly how you feel, trapped in there.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50I'm so, so sorry, guys. What did your parents say?
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Look at Zipzer, loser.
0:53:00 > 0:53:01How's Hayden, stalker?
0:53:02 > 0:53:05Ha, loser.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08A stalker?! At Westbrook?! The shame of it!
0:53:08 > 0:53:10And during an inspection.
0:53:10 > 0:53:14Sadly, I cannot expel you because it wasn't an official trip.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17But one more mistake like that, Zipzer,
0:53:17 > 0:53:21and you are O-U-T O-F H-E-R-E.
0:53:21 > 0:53:22You work it out.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Hi! How are you both?
0:53:33 > 0:53:36You're moving to a new classroom?
0:53:36 > 0:53:38No, no, no. I'm starting a new life. They fired me.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43This is all my fault. You must hate me.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45I don't hate you!
0:53:45 > 0:53:47I never thought I would make it this far.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49I thought they were going to fire me after the first week.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54Hey, want a harmonica? Bob Dylan gave it to me.
0:53:54 > 0:53:55I never got the hang of it.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00I'm so useless. I mess everything up.
0:54:01 > 0:54:041973, Denver.
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Look at that. Believe it?
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Me and The Flaming Rhinos were on tour.
0:54:08 > 0:54:12It's my turn to drive the van, we get out, stretch our legs.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15And nincompoop here forgets to put on the handbrake.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17All of a sudden, I'm watching in horror,
0:54:17 > 0:54:19the bus is going down the hill into the lake.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21Glub, glub, glub...
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Do you ever see a bass guitar drowning?
0:54:24 > 0:54:26It's heartbreaking!
0:54:26 > 0:54:29We didn't give up. Oh, no! We begged, we borrowed.
0:54:29 > 0:54:32We got a new van, got new equipment, and we toured again.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35We did not give up, and neither will you.
0:54:35 > 0:54:40Hank, you are a clever, inventive, smart young man,
0:54:40 > 0:54:44and just because reading, writing and maths might be hard for you,
0:54:44 > 0:54:46it has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51I'm starting a new life,
0:54:51 > 0:54:53and you are going to be OK.
0:54:59 > 0:55:04INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:55:15 > 0:55:18# I feel like a sleeping beauty
0:55:18 > 0:55:22# Black thorns are closing in
0:55:22 > 0:55:25# Locked in my perfect palace
0:55:25 > 0:55:27# Wishing my life could begin
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# But wishing never works
0:55:29 > 0:55:32# It just adds to all the hurt
0:55:32 > 0:55:34# And the truth is
0:55:34 > 0:55:37# I'm under your spell
0:55:37 > 0:55:40# Can't ever break free
0:55:40 > 0:55:42# But you're not here
0:55:42 > 0:55:46# To fight my fear Don't leave me here
0:55:46 > 0:55:49# I'm under your spell
0:55:49 > 0:55:52# Can't ever break free
0:55:52 > 0:55:54# But you're not here
0:55:54 > 0:55:57# To fight my fear Don't leave me here with me
0:56:02 > 0:56:05# Can't ever break free
0:56:08 > 0:56:09# Oh, no... #
0:56:09 > 0:56:11OK, honey! The car is...
0:56:14 > 0:56:16- Eurgh!- Fired?
0:56:17 > 0:56:19Why, I...
0:56:21 > 0:56:24OMINOUS MUSIC
0:56:24 > 0:56:26This play sucks!
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Why can't we do Rudolph The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer?
0:56:28 > 0:56:31For so many reasons.
0:56:31 > 0:56:35You do realise it's aerodynamically impossible for reindeer to fly?
0:56:35 > 0:56:37Who cares? It's more fun than this!
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Christmas isn't about fun!
0:56:39 > 0:56:42It's about celebrating good, old-fashioned values.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45Like not firing Mr Rock just because he was trying to help Hank?
0:56:45 > 0:56:49Like obedience to authority, and respect for your elders.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53Oh, yeah? Well, we're going on strike until Mr Rock is reinstated!
0:56:53 > 0:56:55We want Rock! We want Rock!
0:56:55 > 0:56:58ALL: We want Rock! We want Rock! We want Rock!
0:56:58 > 0:56:59- Silence!- We want Rock!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Back on the stage, all of you right now!
0:57:02 > 0:57:06- This is your last warning! - We want Rock! We want Rock!
0:57:06 > 0:57:08We want Rock! We want Rock!
0:57:11 > 0:57:14Very well. We'll do the show without them.
0:57:14 > 0:57:17But...Nick can't play all 16 parts by himself.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19I AM very versatile.
0:57:19 > 0:57:24You're really not. Please, Miss. Go outside and talk to them.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27I refuse to negotiate with anarchists.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29OK, let's take it from the top.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35CROWD YELLS
0:57:35 > 0:57:36One at a time!
0:57:36 > 0:57:39Don't make me use the squirty cream!
0:57:42 > 0:57:43Hank! My hero!
0:57:43 > 0:57:46Clear those plates and wash up, will you?
0:57:48 > 0:57:50At least Papa Pete's still pleased to see me.
0:57:50 > 0:57:55Get off! My last panettone is for Mrs Trapani!
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Save yourself while you still can, Mrs Trapani.
0:57:59 > 0:58:03- Oh, you're so kind. - My darling.- Ciao, ciao.
0:58:04 > 0:58:06Do you know a Hank Zipzer?
0:58:10 > 0:58:11Hi.
0:58:14 > 0:58:16Hayden...I don't...
0:58:16 > 0:58:19What are you...? It's so good to see you.
0:58:19 > 0:58:23I just really wanted to apologise for the whole stalker thing.
0:58:23 > 0:58:24Tammy was way out of line.
0:58:24 > 0:58:25How did you find me?
0:58:25 > 0:58:28You told me this was your happy place, remember?
0:58:28 > 0:58:30So what were you doing crawling under the stage?
0:58:30 > 0:58:33I, uh, needed to ask you something, but it doesn't matter now.
0:58:33 > 0:58:35What? Tell me.
0:58:35 > 0:58:37I messed up. It's what I do.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40I mess up people's lives and make them worse.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42It's the one thing I'm really good at.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44Well, that and rocking an apron.
0:58:44 > 0:58:47Here, let me help you with the dishes.
0:58:47 > 0:58:51You've got much better things to be doing than washing up here with me.
0:58:51 > 0:58:53No, I don't.
0:58:53 > 0:58:55You know, I really like hanging out with you, Hank.
0:58:55 > 0:58:58You're the only person I know that doesn't want anything from me.
0:58:58 > 0:59:00Tammy'll be furious if she finds out you're here.
0:59:00 > 0:59:03I just realised Tammy's ALWAYS mad.
0:59:03 > 0:59:05And I'm going to choose who my friends are, not her.
0:59:05 > 0:59:07I choose you.
0:59:10 > 0:59:13I am the ghost of Jacob Marley!
0:59:13 > 0:59:17It cannot be, you died seven years ago this Christmas Eve.
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Whoa! You will be visited by three ghosts.
0:59:22 > 0:59:24I can't do this. It's impossible.
0:59:24 > 0:59:28Impossible is winning the '88 Fencing World Championships
0:59:28 > 0:59:31with a broken epee and chronic diarrhoea.
0:59:31 > 0:59:33Then you do it!
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Oh!
0:59:37 > 0:59:40Children today have no backbone.
0:59:41 > 0:59:43Pathetic!
1:00:00 > 1:00:01Don't even think about asking.
1:00:01 > 1:00:05Uh... Very well. Then I shall play all the parts.
1:00:06 > 1:00:08At least with my performance,
1:00:08 > 1:00:13Dickens's words will be enunciated with perfect clarity!
1:00:20 > 1:00:22A little something for you.
1:00:22 > 1:00:24You two saved my life!
1:00:24 > 1:00:26Papa Pete makes the best pasta in London.
1:00:28 > 1:00:29The world.
1:00:29 > 1:00:32My grandson says the nicest things!
1:00:32 > 1:00:34Mmm! Wow, this is amazing!
1:00:34 > 1:00:37And he has excellent choice in friends.
1:00:37 > 1:00:40Hayden Chase!
1:00:40 > 1:00:42Hayden Chase! Hayden Chase!
1:00:42 > 1:00:43It's Hayden Chase!
1:00:43 > 1:00:47# Don't want to be your flower girl, a pretty thing for you to twirl! #
1:00:47 > 1:00:49I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
1:00:49 > 1:00:51I will eat my socks...right now!
1:00:51 > 1:00:55Sorry, no consumption of food not purchased on the premises.
1:00:55 > 1:00:56I'm so excited!
1:00:56 > 1:00:59You're going to be singing in our school show!
1:00:59 > 1:01:01- What show?- Hayden Chase!
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Everyone, she will be singing at Westbrook's Christmas show,
1:01:04 > 1:01:07get tickets, tell everyone! It's Hayden Chase!
1:01:10 > 1:01:11CAMERA CLICKS
1:01:11 > 1:01:13Oh, one more.
1:01:13 > 1:01:15Hayden Chase! It's Hayden!
1:01:15 > 1:01:16Just... Aah!
1:01:16 > 1:01:19Hayden Chase! Zipzer, what a result!
1:01:19 > 1:01:21You came through.
1:01:21 > 1:01:23Hank...what was he talking about?
1:01:25 > 1:01:28I was trying to help my music teacher, Mr Rock.
1:01:28 > 1:01:30I thought if you could sing in the show, then...
1:01:30 > 1:01:32So, that's what all this has been about?
1:01:32 > 1:01:33You just wanted something from me?
1:01:33 > 1:01:35No. No, it's... It's not like that.
1:01:35 > 1:01:36I thought you were different.
1:01:36 > 1:01:38Now, you're just like all the others.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Please, let me explain.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42Don't, OK? I've heard it before.
1:01:42 > 1:01:43Goodbye, Hank.
1:01:45 > 1:01:47She's going!
1:01:50 > 1:01:51She doesn't like my pasta?
1:01:52 > 1:01:54She doesn't like me.
1:02:01 > 1:02:03- THEY CHANT:- Adolf out! Adolf out! Adolf out!
1:02:03 > 1:02:05I feel so bad about not believing Hank.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07I feel bad we don't have a show for Hayden to sing in.
1:02:07 > 1:02:09And for Hank, obviously.
1:02:09 > 1:02:10Well, it's not over yet.
1:02:10 > 1:02:12- SHE CHANTS: - We want Rocky, he's on our list,
1:02:12 > 1:02:14hoping you will hear our wish!
1:02:14 > 1:02:16That's Hayden. You're singing her Christmas hit.
1:02:16 > 1:02:17- THEY CHANT: - We want Rocky, he's on our list,
1:02:17 > 1:02:19hoping you will hear our wish!
1:02:19 > 1:02:21How did that get in my head? She's a witch.
1:02:21 > 1:02:24It's the magic of Hayden. No-one's immune.
1:02:26 > 1:02:30- RADIO:- Later on in the show, we've got the queen of pop, Hayden Chase,
1:02:30 > 1:02:32singing live in the studio.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34She's going to be right here.
1:02:34 > 1:02:36How's that for another Christmas present, eh?
1:02:42 > 1:02:43I told you we should have believed Hank.
1:02:43 > 1:02:48Really? I must have missed that piece of parenting brilliance.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50Well, OK. Well, I thought it.
1:02:51 > 1:02:53If that Tammy knew they were friends,
1:02:53 > 1:02:54why would she call him a stalker?
1:02:54 > 1:02:58She didn't think that Hank was good enough for her precious star.
1:02:58 > 1:03:01I tell you, if I ever see that massive-haired madam,
1:03:01 > 1:03:03I'm going to...
1:03:03 > 1:03:06Go into early labour, so calm down.
1:03:06 > 1:03:09Keep breathing. In, out.
1:03:09 > 1:03:11In, out.
1:03:11 > 1:03:13Big breaths.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17This won't take a minute.
1:03:17 > 1:03:22These instructions make no sense.
1:03:22 > 1:03:26- Thank you(!)- What, so now we've got no cradle?
1:03:26 > 1:03:28So, so where are we going to put the baby?
1:03:28 > 1:03:29Because he can't live in here forever!
1:03:29 > 1:03:32Uh, I will buy you another one.
1:03:32 > 1:03:33I'll help you choose!
1:03:37 > 1:03:39I am the ghost of Jacob Marley!
1:03:39 > 1:03:41That cannot be! You died seven years ago this Christmas Eve.
1:03:41 > 1:03:44Wah! You'll be visited by three ghosts.
1:03:44 > 1:03:45No, no!
1:03:45 > 1:03:47The ghost of Christmas past.
1:03:47 > 1:03:49No, no! The ghost of Christmas present.
1:03:49 > 1:03:53Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
1:04:10 > 1:04:13I am the ghost of Christmas productions yet to come.
1:04:17 > 1:04:20Who am I?
1:04:20 > 1:04:25I am a soul of the night where I travel with...
1:04:25 > 1:04:29Just take a look at what the audience thinks of what you've done.
1:04:29 > 1:04:33Not exactly laughing in the aisles, are they?
1:04:33 > 1:04:35You know what they're all thinking?
1:04:35 > 1:04:37- They love Dickens?- How quickly will this be over?
1:04:39 > 1:04:41Don't be a Scrooge, Miss Adolf!
1:04:43 > 1:04:47Don't leave me! Don't leave me!
1:04:55 > 1:04:56Are you all right, Miss Adolf?
1:04:57 > 1:05:00No! I need to find Mr Rock.
1:05:00 > 1:05:02I have to save Christmas!
1:05:02 > 1:05:06If I was a washed-up old music teacher, where would I go?
1:05:07 > 1:05:09Do you want me to help you fill it with water?
1:05:09 > 1:05:11- No, it's fine.- All right.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13I mean, I wouldn't be the one filling it.
1:05:13 > 1:05:16You know, knowing me I'd probably flood the flat or something.
1:05:16 > 1:05:18I mean, I'd just stand over here and watch.
1:05:18 > 1:05:20Yeah, no, you can fill it when the time comes.
1:05:20 > 1:05:24Just for now, your baby brother doesn't seem in any hurry to arrive.
1:05:24 > 1:05:26Oh, right. I thought...
1:05:29 > 1:05:30Are you OK?
1:05:31 > 1:05:33I'm sorry we didn't believe you about Hayden.
1:05:33 > 1:05:36It doesn't matter, anyway. We're not friends any more.
1:05:36 > 1:05:37If that's because of that manager of hers,
1:05:37 > 1:05:39I'm going to find her and I'm going...
1:05:39 > 1:05:41No, it was my fault.
1:05:41 > 1:05:44I messed up. Again.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47What happened? Come on, tell me everything.
1:05:54 > 1:05:57# I fly around the world singing my song
1:05:57 > 1:06:02# Spreading the joy, righting the wrongs... #
1:06:04 > 1:06:07Of all the subways in all the world,
1:06:07 > 1:06:10you have to choose mine to walk through!
1:06:10 > 1:06:12Mr Joy thinks he's made a mistake firing you
1:06:12 > 1:06:15and thinks you should come back and put on your musical tonight.
1:06:15 > 1:06:16Oh, he's not a Dickens fan?
1:06:16 > 1:06:19We felt, on reflection, it was perhaps a little too...
1:06:20 > 1:06:23- ..highbrow.- Had nothing to do with the kids striking, eh?
1:06:23 > 1:06:25Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
1:06:25 > 1:06:28Go on, then. Have a gloat. Let's get it out of the way.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32Roll up, roll up, and hear all about Miss Adolf's Dickens disaster!
1:06:32 > 1:06:35I'm sorry.
1:06:35 > 1:06:36I didn't mean to shout at you.
1:06:37 > 1:06:38I've been under an awful strain.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41Please come back.
1:06:41 > 1:06:43- HE STRUMS GUITAR - The production needs you.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45I didn't catch what you said.
1:06:45 > 1:06:47- GUITAR LOUDENS - The school needs you.- What?
1:06:47 > 1:06:49OK, OK!
1:06:49 > 1:06:51- I- need you!
1:06:51 > 1:06:54- All right?- Almost. A little louder!
1:06:54 > 1:06:56I said, I NEED YOU!
1:06:56 > 1:06:58Not the production, not the school!
1:06:58 > 1:07:00Me! I need you!
1:07:00 > 1:07:03Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll help.
1:07:03 > 1:07:05Where are you going?
1:07:05 > 1:07:08I'm in the middle of a gig, I can't just walk away!
1:07:09 > 1:07:12- I could use a little help. - Oh, no.- Y-E-S.
1:07:12 > 1:07:14Pick it up.
1:07:14 > 1:07:15Come on.
1:07:18 > 1:07:21Hit it against your thigh! Go on.
1:07:27 > 1:07:30I'll tell you something, dancing would be great.
1:07:30 > 1:07:32You make a lot of money dancing.
1:07:32 > 1:07:36You are an insufferable little man and I curse the day we ever met!
1:07:43 > 1:07:44We shouldn't be here, Mum.
1:07:44 > 1:07:46You need to talk to her before she flies out tonight!
1:07:46 > 1:07:48I really don't. Please, can we just go?
1:07:48 > 1:07:51Listen. If you don't tell her how you feel, you'll regret it.
1:07:51 > 1:07:53I'm starting to regret being here with you.
1:07:53 > 1:07:56Oh! Oh, sorry, I just had to do that.
1:07:56 > 1:07:59Oh! Ow, um...
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Ooh! No, I think it's started it.
1:08:01 > 1:08:03I'll have to sit down.
1:08:03 > 1:08:04Yep.
1:08:04 > 1:08:05SHE MOUTHS
1:08:06 > 1:08:08Shouldn't Rudolph have bigger antlers?
1:08:08 > 1:08:10I AM the star of the show.
1:08:10 > 1:08:12What do you think?
1:08:12 > 1:08:14Your show, your decision.
1:08:14 > 1:08:15We're going to stay with your antlers.
1:08:17 > 1:08:18You know what I'm thinking?
1:08:18 > 1:08:20I'm thinking we should go with much bigger antlers.
1:08:22 > 1:08:25Remember, when you first come out,
1:08:25 > 1:08:30the other reindeers have no respect for you.
1:08:30 > 1:08:32So...be tentative.
1:08:34 > 1:08:35Nervous.
1:08:43 > 1:08:46You must feel what Rudolph feels.
1:08:46 > 1:08:50You must become a reindeer.
1:08:50 > 1:08:51Hmm?
1:08:51 > 1:08:53OK.
1:08:53 > 1:08:54From the top!
1:09:10 > 1:09:12"Hi, Mom. I'm sorry I'm not going to be home for Crismus.
1:09:12 > 1:09:14"I'll call you from Tokyo."
1:09:14 > 1:09:16She DOES spell Christmas wrong like me.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Oh, muffin!
1:09:22 > 1:09:24I'm not going to sing in your school's show,
1:09:24 > 1:09:27- so you might as well leave. - I don't care about the show,
1:09:27 > 1:09:30I care about what you think of me.
1:09:30 > 1:09:31That's private!
1:09:31 > 1:09:33You've got dyslexia like me.
1:09:33 > 1:09:35You should probably go, OK?
1:09:35 > 1:09:37You're the one with the problem, not me.
1:09:37 > 1:09:39I get it.
1:09:39 > 1:09:43You're a big pop star. You don't want to damage your perfect image.
1:09:43 > 1:09:45I never said I was perfect.
1:09:45 > 1:09:47Deep down, I'm just as messed up as my spelling.
1:09:51 > 1:09:53I didn't tell you about the show,
1:09:53 > 1:09:57because I didn't want to be another person asking you for something.
1:09:59 > 1:10:00You weren't using me?
1:10:00 > 1:10:02Only to help with the washing up.
1:10:04 > 1:10:06I'm sorry, Hank.
1:10:06 > 1:10:08Oh, no, your grandad must think I'm really rude!
1:10:08 > 1:10:11- I didn't eat his pasta.- He's a mess.
1:10:11 > 1:10:13The only way to make it up to him is to come back with me.
1:10:14 > 1:10:17I wish I could, but we're flying out tonight.
1:10:17 > 1:10:19Well, you don't have to if you don't want to.
1:10:19 > 1:10:20Try telling Tammy that.
1:10:20 > 1:10:23Well, maybe it's time we just stood up to Tammy.
1:10:23 > 1:10:24And maybe it's time you stopped
1:10:24 > 1:10:27sticking your snout where it's not wanted.
1:10:27 > 1:10:28Get this loser out of here.
1:10:32 > 1:10:34Get moving, honey. You are on in five!
1:10:34 > 1:10:36- Hank!- Hayden!
1:10:36 > 1:10:37Ouch, get off me!
1:10:39 > 1:10:41Ooh! Ow, ooh!
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Get your hands off my son!
1:10:46 > 1:10:48You were faking!
1:10:48 > 1:10:49Who even does that?
1:10:49 > 1:10:52I told you to keep him away from my star.
1:10:52 > 1:10:55She's worth a lot of money to me and I won't see her sidetracked
1:10:55 > 1:10:57by a loser like him!
1:10:57 > 1:10:59The only loser around here is you,
1:10:59 > 1:11:01lying about my son being a stalker.
1:11:01 > 1:11:03You knew they were friends!
1:11:04 > 1:11:06I don't have to listen to this trailer trash.
1:11:06 > 1:11:08Throw her out along with her dumb kid.
1:11:08 > 1:11:09Oh, trailer trash?
1:11:09 > 1:11:11I'll give you trailer trash!
1:11:11 > 1:11:12What are you...!
1:11:12 > 1:11:16Get off! Don't just stand there!
1:11:16 > 1:11:18- Do something!- I am not fighting a pregnant lady.
1:11:18 > 1:11:20Aaah!
1:11:45 > 1:11:47You're fired.
1:11:47 > 1:11:49Fired, fired, fired, fired,
1:11:49 > 1:11:52fired, fire, FIRED!
1:11:52 > 1:11:54OH!
1:12:00 > 1:12:02It's OK, Mum. You can stop pretending now.
1:12:02 > 1:12:05No, I'm not pretending.
1:12:05 > 1:12:07The baby really is coming!
1:12:07 > 1:12:08I'll call Dad.
1:12:08 > 1:12:09Oh!
1:12:12 > 1:12:14Lift, lift, lift, lift, lift! Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
1:12:14 > 1:12:16Oh! No, no, no, no.
1:12:16 > 1:12:18I told you it was too big!
1:12:18 > 1:12:21- Oh, shut up! - PHONE RINGS
1:12:27 > 1:12:31- Oh!- You couldn't answer that for me, could you?
1:12:31 > 1:12:33It's going to voicemail.
1:12:33 > 1:12:34- I've got to get home! - I'll call Emily.
1:12:34 > 1:12:38No, no, no, no. She'll just boss me about. It's you, Hank.
1:12:38 > 1:12:39You're my birth partner now.
1:12:39 > 1:12:40Mum, you don't want me.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42I'll mess up, something bad will happen.
1:12:42 > 1:12:43It always does! I'll get help!
1:12:43 > 1:12:45The baby's coming!
1:12:45 > 1:12:48SHE GROANS
1:12:49 > 1:12:50Stop!
1:12:55 > 1:12:57Bethlehem's a bit far, love.
1:12:57 > 1:12:58But I can drop you at St Thomas's.
1:12:58 > 1:13:00- It's just over the river. - No, no, I need to get home.
1:13:00 > 1:13:01I'm having a home birth.
1:13:01 > 1:13:03It's all going to be perfect this time.
1:13:03 > 1:13:06We won't make it, Mum. It's too far.
1:13:06 > 1:13:07Take us to hospital.
1:13:10 > 1:13:12OK. No, no, you need to lift your end higher!
1:13:12 > 1:13:15No, you need to lower your end and twist.
1:13:15 > 1:13:17No, it won't twist! Lift!
1:13:17 > 1:13:19I said, "Don't choose a big one!"
1:13:19 > 1:13:21But what did he do?
1:13:21 > 1:13:23You said this cradle was fit for a king!
1:13:23 > 1:13:25Yes, but you don't live in a castle!
1:13:25 > 1:13:27INCOMING TEXT ALERT
1:13:30 > 1:13:32- Oh!- Rosa's having the baby.
1:13:34 > 1:13:37ROSA'S HAVING THE BABY! I've got to get out! Let me out!
1:13:40 > 1:13:42Oh, what about the cradle?
1:13:42 > 1:13:43It looks good there!
1:13:46 > 1:13:49SHE GROANS Dad's on his way. He won't be long.
1:13:49 > 1:13:52I don't want to be here, I want to be at home.
1:13:54 > 1:13:56You'd be better off without me, I'm a total failure.
1:13:56 > 1:13:57Don't say that!
1:13:59 > 1:14:00Don't EVER say that.
1:14:02 > 1:14:05You know, what's important is not good grades and all that stuff.
1:14:05 > 1:14:07What is important is that you have a good heart
1:14:07 > 1:14:11and you've got a great heart.
1:14:13 > 1:14:16Oh!
1:14:16 > 1:14:18Ohhh!
1:14:18 > 1:14:21Mum, my hand. I think it's going to snap.
1:14:24 > 1:14:27Oh... Ooh!
1:14:27 > 1:14:30# I just want to hear Santa say
1:14:30 > 1:14:33# "Go, Rudolph, tonight...
1:14:34 > 1:14:36- HOARSE VOICE: - # "Tonight..."
1:14:36 > 1:14:39Did he just lose his voice?
1:14:39 > 1:14:42I thought so. My Rudolph has lost his voice.
1:14:42 > 1:14:44What am I going to do now?
1:14:44 > 1:14:46You're exactly right, this show is a disaster.
1:14:46 > 1:14:48Oh, if only Hank were here!
1:14:48 > 1:14:51Not a thing I expected to hear from a teacher.
1:14:51 > 1:14:53Or anyone, ever.
1:14:54 > 1:14:56Mum's having the baby!
1:14:56 > 1:15:00Excuse me. Excuse me, I know this is not the time.
1:15:00 > 1:15:03- Where is Hank? - Helping deliver the baby!
1:15:05 > 1:15:07Well, as far as excuses go, that's not a bad one.
1:15:07 > 1:15:09Oh!
1:15:09 > 1:15:11Close your eyes.
1:15:13 > 1:15:15Now is not the time for a nap, Hank.
1:15:15 > 1:15:17It's a trick that Hayden taught me. You close your eyes
1:15:17 > 1:15:19and imagine that you're in a place that makes you happy.
1:15:19 > 1:15:25I'm in hospital, surrounded by machines. Nothing can change that.
1:15:25 > 1:15:26Please, Mum.
1:15:28 > 1:15:30OK.
1:15:30 > 1:15:33Imagine the flat.
1:15:33 > 1:15:36Cushions on the sofa, trophies on the book shelf.
1:15:36 > 1:15:38Gherkin jar in the kitchen.
1:15:38 > 1:15:40Um, can you make that pickled chillies,
1:15:40 > 1:15:42cos I'm liking them now.
1:15:42 > 1:15:44- Don't get distracted, Mum.- OK.
1:15:44 > 1:15:46Now, imagine that you're in the birthing pool.
1:15:46 > 1:15:48The water is lovely and warm.
1:15:48 > 1:15:51Dad's standing by your side, holding your hand.
1:15:51 > 1:15:53Yes, I can see him!
1:15:59 > 1:16:00You are doing great, love.
1:16:00 > 1:16:02I am so proud of you!
1:16:03 > 1:16:04Keep breathing.
1:16:04 > 1:16:07Big breaths. Through the nose.
1:16:09 > 1:16:10Oh, that chilli smells good!
1:16:10 > 1:16:14Now, we really need you to start pushing now, OK?
1:16:14 > 1:16:16- OK.- OK. Now, you're heading for the home straight, OK?
1:16:16 > 1:16:18The finish line is in sight. The crowd are going wild!
1:16:18 > 1:16:21No. No, no, no sport stuff now.
1:16:21 > 1:16:22Got it. OK.
1:16:22 > 1:16:24One big, last push.
1:16:24 > 1:16:25- SHE GROANS - You can do it!
1:16:25 > 1:16:28- BABY CRIES - Go!
1:16:34 > 1:16:36Oh, wow!
1:16:36 > 1:16:40Look, isn't he gorgeous?
1:16:40 > 1:16:42My two lovely boys.
1:16:48 > 1:16:52Oh, che bello bambino...
1:16:54 > 1:16:56Oh, he is beautiful, love!
1:16:57 > 1:16:59I am so sorry I wasn't with you.
1:17:00 > 1:17:03Well, you were,
1:17:03 > 1:17:07- thanks to Hank. - I'm so glad you're here!
1:17:07 > 1:17:09But we do need to talk about the importance
1:17:09 > 1:17:11of sticking to timetables!
1:17:11 > 1:17:13Hey, if you hurry, you can still make it back to school
1:17:13 > 1:17:15before curtain up.
1:17:15 > 1:17:16But I'm not in the show any more.
1:17:16 > 1:17:18Well, you are now.
1:17:23 > 1:17:25We're just heading to the airport now.
1:17:25 > 1:17:27Well, as soon as we're wheels down in Tokyo,
1:17:27 > 1:17:29let's talk turkey on those extra dates in Sydney.
1:17:29 > 1:17:31I want top dollar, Brett, OK?
1:17:31 > 1:17:32Don't you lowball me.
1:17:32 > 1:17:35Come on, darling. Let's hustle, we've got a plane to catch.
1:17:37 > 1:17:39I said come on.
1:17:39 > 1:17:40Like NOW!
1:17:50 > 1:17:52What do you mean Hayden Chase isn't coming?
1:17:52 > 1:17:54She had no choice, she had to go to Japan.
1:17:54 > 1:17:57- Man, it would have been great to sing with her.- And get a selfie.
1:17:58 > 1:17:59What?
1:17:59 > 1:18:01I had 5,000 of these printed!
1:18:01 > 1:18:04The audience are expecting Hayden Chase!
1:18:04 > 1:18:08The inspectors have arrived, I've shown them to their seats.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10They can't see this! I'll lose my job.
1:18:10 > 1:18:12OK. We must empty the hall!
1:18:12 > 1:18:16But how? What if we had a sudden fire?
1:18:17 > 1:18:20Oh, no, you don't. The show must go on.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23Never admit defeat.
1:18:24 > 1:18:26THEY LAUGH
1:18:28 > 1:18:30The show must go on.
1:18:33 > 1:18:36How about here? Can you see the stage OK?
1:18:37 > 1:18:39Er, the cravings are supposed to stop
1:18:39 > 1:18:41after the baby's born, you know.
1:18:41 > 1:18:43Just shush and zoom in on the stage.
1:18:43 > 1:18:46APPLAUSE
1:18:46 > 1:18:49Welcome to Westbrook Academy.
1:18:49 > 1:18:52We are delighted to have you here with us,
1:18:52 > 1:18:54within these hallowed halls of learning,
1:18:54 > 1:18:59where education is the name and excellence is the game!
1:18:59 > 1:19:05Christmas is a time for love, peace and understanding.
1:19:05 > 1:19:09Definitely not a time for throwing things at headmasters.
1:19:09 > 1:19:11And, on an unrelated matter,
1:19:11 > 1:19:13Hayden Chase will not be appearing tonight...
1:19:13 > 1:19:15BOOING
1:19:15 > 1:19:17And another tiny cast change.
1:19:17 > 1:19:21The hugely talented lead Nick McKelty has lost his voice
1:19:21 > 1:19:26and will be replaced by the marginally talented Hank Zipzer.
1:19:26 > 1:19:31- Stalker!- Stalker!
1:19:31 > 1:19:32Hank and Hayden ARE friends!
1:19:32 > 1:19:34She's eaten at my deli.
1:19:34 > 1:19:37- Yeah.- The Spicy Salami.
1:19:37 > 1:19:41It's very good. Two-for-one lunch deals!
1:19:41 > 1:19:42JEERING
1:19:42 > 1:19:47So, without further ado, sit back and enjoy.
1:19:47 > 1:19:52Enjoy the very first and possibly the very last performance
1:19:52 > 1:19:54of Rudolph The Rock 'N' Roll Reindeer.
1:19:54 > 1:19:57Be aware, no refunds will be admitted.
1:19:57 > 1:20:00- BOOING AND JEERING - No throwing things!
1:20:00 > 1:20:03No... I'm the headmaster!
1:20:13 > 1:20:16- Good luck, Rudolph.- You can do this.
1:20:16 > 1:20:17No, I can't.
1:20:19 > 1:20:21Hold it.
1:20:21 > 1:20:22Kids...
1:20:24 > 1:20:26You know, I don't care that much about my musical.
1:20:26 > 1:20:28What I care about is that you're willing to walk out
1:20:28 > 1:20:29because of those people out there?
1:20:31 > 1:20:32You're Hank Zipzer, right?
1:20:32 > 1:20:34You're made of stronger stuff, right?
1:20:34 > 1:20:37The answer to that question is yes.
1:20:37 > 1:20:40So, here is the question you've got to answer for yourself.
1:20:40 > 1:20:42Are you a reindeer that ROCKS?
1:20:42 > 1:20:45Or are you a reindeer that rolls?
1:20:48 > 1:20:53BOOING AND JEERING
1:20:53 > 1:20:54Get off!
1:21:02 > 1:21:04Why doesn't he speak?
1:21:05 > 1:21:08Come on, Hank. You can do it!
1:21:08 > 1:21:10- Get off!- Get off!
1:21:10 > 1:21:13Shut up and let him sing!
1:21:13 > 1:21:16I take it back, none of you are welcome at my deli!
1:21:16 > 1:21:18BOOING AND JEERING
1:21:38 > 1:21:39Room for one more elf?
1:21:39 > 1:21:42CHEERING
1:21:51 > 1:21:52It's Hayden Chase!
1:22:04 > 1:22:05What are you doing here?
1:22:05 > 1:22:08- I wanted to see you again. - What about your tour?
1:22:08 > 1:22:10- What tour?- Hey!
1:22:10 > 1:22:14Get away from that loser!
1:22:14 > 1:22:15He's not a loser.
1:22:15 > 1:22:19We don't like her, she is not a nice lady.
1:22:19 > 1:22:20You're getting in that car
1:22:20 > 1:22:22and you're getting on that plane to Tokyo.
1:22:22 > 1:22:24No, Tammy. I'm going to the airport
1:22:24 > 1:22:26and getting on a plane to go home for Christmas.
1:22:26 > 1:22:28I built you up from nothing.
1:22:28 > 1:22:30You're no-one without me.
1:22:30 > 1:22:32You do as I say or I will destroy you.
1:22:33 > 1:22:36Remember me? I work for Miss Chase now.
1:22:38 > 1:22:41- You're fired.- Stings, doesn't it?
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Get your dirty hands...!
1:22:43 > 1:22:46CHEERING
1:22:46 > 1:22:49Yes! Haha, who's the loser now, missy?
1:22:49 > 1:22:51Say bye-bye to the nasty lady.
1:22:58 > 1:23:00These are my best friends, they're big fans.
1:23:05 > 1:23:08Hello? Are we doing the show or what?
1:23:08 > 1:23:11- Are you ready?- Where's the mistletoe when you need it?
1:23:14 > 1:23:16Happy Christmas, Hank Zipzer.
1:23:20 > 1:23:21That's my boy!
1:23:29 > 1:23:32Look, that's your big brother. Isn't he amazing?
1:23:34 > 1:23:37# Snow is falling Sleigh bells ring
1:23:37 > 1:23:40# Christmas Eve and children sing
1:23:40 > 1:23:44# I should feel joy, but not tonight
1:23:44 > 1:23:47# Cos you're not here and that ain't right
1:23:49 > 1:23:52# We were king and queen of prom
1:23:52 > 1:23:55# My first love, where have you gone?
1:23:55 > 1:23:59# I held you close here in my heart
1:23:59 > 1:24:02# It was always you right from the start
1:24:02 > 1:24:05# I've hung my stocking, made my list
1:24:05 > 1:24:09# Hoping Santa hears my wish
1:24:09 > 1:24:12# Snow falling from above
1:24:12 > 1:24:15# Far from the one I love
1:24:15 > 1:24:18# All I need to make it right
1:24:18 > 1:24:22# Is to see your face tonight
1:24:22 > 1:24:25# The fire's warm, but I feel cold
1:24:25 > 1:24:28# Without your hand to hold
1:24:28 > 1:24:32# Won't you grant my wish tonight
1:24:32 > 1:24:37# And come on home this Christmas time?
1:24:41 > 1:24:45# Choirs sing and snowball fights
1:24:45 > 1:24:49# Mistletoe and fairy lights
1:24:49 > 1:24:51# I would give up all of these
1:24:51 > 1:24:54# I'd even give up Christmas trees
1:24:54 > 1:24:58# I've hung my stocking, made my list
1:24:58 > 1:25:01# Hoping Santa hears my wish
1:25:01 > 1:25:05# Snow falling from above
1:25:05 > 1:25:08# Far from the one I love
1:25:08 > 1:25:11# All I need to make it right
1:25:11 > 1:25:15# Is to see your face tonight
1:25:15 > 1:25:18# Fire's warm, but I feel cold
1:25:18 > 1:25:21# Without your hand to hold
1:25:21 > 1:25:25# Won't you grant my wish tonight
1:25:25 > 1:25:30# And come on home this Christmas time?
1:25:32 > 1:25:36# I can't forget, I can't move on
1:25:39 > 1:25:44# I know for sure you are the one
1:25:44 > 1:25:48# Hometown boy, it's now or never
1:25:48 > 1:25:54# Make this Christmas last forevermore
1:26:08 > 1:26:11# Fire's warm, but I feel cold
1:26:11 > 1:26:14# Without your hand to hold
1:26:14 > 1:26:18# Won't you grant my wish tonight
1:26:18 > 1:26:24# And come on home this Christmas time?
1:26:24 > 1:26:31# So come on home this Christmas time. #
1:26:40 > 1:26:44# I'm flying round the world, singing my songs
1:26:44 > 1:26:48# Spreading the joy and righting the wrongs
1:26:48 > 1:26:51# A reindeer that rocks is nothing to fear
1:26:51 > 1:26:55# I light up the night with joy and good cheer
1:26:55 > 1:26:59# I never get picked for the sleigh ride team
1:26:59 > 1:27:03# So seeing the world is forever my dream
1:27:03 > 1:27:05# Go, Dancer! Go, Prancer!
1:27:05 > 1:27:07# Go, Dasher! Go, Vixen!
1:27:07 > 1:27:08# Go, Comet! Go, Cupid!
1:27:08 > 1:27:11# Go, Donner! Go, Blixen!
1:27:11 > 1:27:14# Just once, I want to hear Santa say
1:27:14 > 1:27:15# "Go, Rudolph!
1:27:15 > 1:27:19# "Tonight, you can guide the sleigh!" #
1:27:21 > 1:27:23This time, it's you!
1:27:26 > 1:27:29THEY CHEER