0:00:28 > 0:00:30Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Henry Zipzer! Get back here this instant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37SHE GROWLS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Henry Zipzer!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54'So, I know what you're thinking, just another typical day at school.'
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Get back here this instant!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57'OK, not THAT typical.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'I'm not normally this wet, but I am quite often in this much trouble.
0:01:00 > 0:01:06'OK, let's rewind. First day of term after the summer holidays.'
0:01:06 > 0:01:07For your homework tonight,
0:01:07 > 0:01:14I want four full paragraphs on "What I Did In The Summer Holidays."
0:01:14 > 0:01:15- I can't do that, Miss.- And why not?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I don't know what you did in the summer holidays.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19CLASS TITTER
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Silence! No laughing in class.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24'This is Miss Adolf.'
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Do your tie up.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26'With a name like that,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29'you'd at least think she'd try to be nicer.'
0:01:30 > 0:01:35Four paragraphs on YOUR summer holiday. 9am tomorrow, no excuses.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37'I find it hard to write one sentence.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39'How am I going to write four paragraphs?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42'My handwriting looks like a chicken paddled in ink,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44'then ran across the page.'
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Does "a chicken ruined my homework" count as an excuse?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07D'you know why I brought you in today, Miss Zipzer?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09To wish me luck on my first day?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, no. No way.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14'That's the head, Mr Love.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16'He runs the school.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18'And this is an actual talking gargoyle,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'the queen of annoying, my sister Emily.'
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Westbrook Academy, our school,
0:02:24 > 0:02:29came second in the local league tables last year. Second.
0:02:29 > 0:02:35Beaten by Eastbrook Academy by one point. One lousy point.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37What's that got to do with me?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'm tracking down on troublemakers, Miss Zipzer.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's bad enough having one Zipzer in my school.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I shudder to think what it'll be like having two of you running amok.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47But I am nothing like my brother.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You seem to have the same defiant attitude.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52You can't compare me with Hank just because we've got the same name.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Telling me my job now, are you? Typical Zipzer.- This is ridiculous!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- And unfair.- Insults and denial.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01More classic Zipzer moves.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I'll be keeping a very close eye on you, young lady.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07As will all the teachers. Goodbye.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09SHE SIGHS
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Quicker. Faster.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What part of "learning difficulties" does Miss Adolf not understand?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22At least you have something amazing to write about.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25You went on holiday to Niagara Falls. How cool is that?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Yeah, it was pretty cool.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29But getting it from my head to the page is the hard part.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Maybe you could butter Miss Adolf up with this.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38That's my best mate Frankie.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He's always into something new. At the moment, it's magic.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Nice trick, Frankie.- Yeah, street magic. I'm the new Dynamo... Ow!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Cool! An injury. Plaster, bandage or stitch?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Ashley's my other bezzie. Her parents are both doctors.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Guess what she wants to be when she's older?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah, a doctor. And guess what?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00She gets more excited at the sight of blood than Dracula! I'm serious.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Flower on the floor. Littering. Ten minutes' detention.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Nick McKelty. Corridor prefect, headmaster's pet
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and all-round world-class creep.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12That's not litter. It's magic.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Frankie's learning a trick for the end of term talent show.- The what?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I didn't see this on the school calendar.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Yeah, nobody told you about it because you don't have any talent.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23You think you're so funny, don't you, ZITZER?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Let's see who's laughing when someone makes a joke about your...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Ow! You got me there, Nick! Did you think that up on the spot,
0:04:29 > 0:04:32or have you been working on it for some time?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Nice work, Hankster.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Your brain might let you down, but your mouth never does.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Yeah, you can talk your way out of anything.- Yeah, I can, can't I?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- May I speak to you for a minute, Miss Adolf?- You may. One minute. Go.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Well, I've come up with ten excellent reasons
0:04:51 > 0:04:53why I shouldn't write my essay.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56One. If I sit too long, my bum falls asleep and sometimes snores,
0:04:56 > 0:04:57which keeps everyone awake.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Two. I would be using valuable ink
0:05:00 > 0:05:02that could be used by future generations.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Three. My handwriting is so bad it looks like hieroglyphics,
0:05:06 > 0:05:10and I might accidentally unleash an ancient Egyptian curse! Four...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'm not listening to any more of this nonsense.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Time's up, anyway. Get out!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17At least let me get to number six. It's about dinosaurs!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Out!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Yes, my name is Mr Rock. Hi, kids. How are you? Welcome to school.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35With a name like Mr Rock, I was born to play the guitar.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I was indeed.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39HE STRUMS
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I busked on the streets of Paris by myself.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I played a major stadium with my band.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48But no matter where you play, no matter what you play,
0:05:48 > 0:05:52the only thing that is really important is the music.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55So, let's see if we can start a little band of our own.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Anybody play an instrument? Anybody? - I play the recorder.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01LAUGHTER You do?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's thousands of years old. One of the oldest known instruments.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have an expert in our midst.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- And what is the expert's name?- Emily.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Emily...
0:06:12 > 0:06:13- WHISPERS:- Tziipser.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15(Sorry, I didn't hear that.)
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Tziipser. Emily Tziipser.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Oh, you must be related to Hank. - No. I don't have a brother.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24You must be mixing me up with someone else.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Come on! You've got to be related -
0:06:26 > 0:06:28not that many people can have the name Zipzer.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- My name's spelt differently.- Ah.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37T-Z-II-P-S-E-R.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39The "T" is silent.
0:06:39 > 0:06:46I get it. OK. Thank you. Anybody play the drums? Because I sure do.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Can you play as well as I do?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Hey! My little friends! How are you?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04'My grandad, Papa Pete.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06'One of the greatest human beings on the planet.'
0:07:06 > 0:07:09HE LAUGHS
0:07:09 > 0:07:14I love these dimpled cheeks and everything that's attached to them!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18I know this looks annoying, but it actually makes you feel really good.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Biscotti. Get them while they're hot.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24My mum. As lovely and warm as those biscotti.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26With an equally fiery centre.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29'Mum took over the deli when Papa Pete retired,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33'but he's still in here most days, "helping" her out.'
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Too many eggs.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yes, you're right. I'll get rid of one.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- Papa Pete, is that egg in your hair? - Maybe just a little.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Mum, we're having a vampire movie marathon tonight. OK?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Fine, as long as you've done your homework.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You do have homework, don't you?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah, I've got an essay to write.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16And this is Catherine, Emily's slimy best friend.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It's so unfair, Catherine.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20They've got me down as a troublemaker
0:08:20 > 0:08:23just because my name's Zipzer. It's all Hank's fault.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I'm having to pretend he's not my brother.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30It's not easy being an only child. I'm so glad I've got you to talk to.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35So? What's the match report? How was your first day at school?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Did you do the Zipzer name proud?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- I knocked that Zipzer name right out of the park.- That's my girl!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hmm... Yeah.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Hi, Hank! I made the back page again.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59'This is Stanley Zipzer, my dad.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01'He's a sports reporter. He gets paid by the word.'
0:09:01 > 0:09:04537 words. Get in!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08If I got paid by the word, I'd starve to death.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12You see what I mean?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Argh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22No.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Man, that shelf is a mess!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35'I felt this powerful urge to tidy.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:40'I even got some tape and taped the marbles down. I was on fire.'
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Hank Zipzer, have you finished your homework?- You bet, Mum!
0:09:45 > 0:09:50'I'm never getting out of here. I hate my essay. I hate my brain.'
0:09:52 > 0:09:54'Why can't I think or write or spell?'
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Niagara Falls...
0:10:01 > 0:10:03..Or Does It?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Does the title count as a paragraph?
0:10:09 > 0:10:15What's the square root of 12,544, without a calculator?
0:10:15 > 0:10:20What was that? 112, you say? Well, aren't you a clever iguana?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29What's that, Catherine? You'd like to watch television, you say?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Well...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55EERIE MUSIC ON TV
0:10:58 > 0:11:00What time do you call this?
0:11:00 > 0:11:04You've already missed most of Son Of Dracula II: Fangs For The Memory.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Did you write four paragraphs? - I wrote one.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Well, that's better than none. - Then I rubbed it out.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Do you want a doctor's note?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Say he's got a broken finger, then he won't have to write for weeks.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I can't pretend to be sick all year.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Whoa, bad special effects. I can make a better model than that.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Hang on. Maybe I can't write about Niagara Falls, but I can build it.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33A model with cliffs, boats, water, the lot.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36You're going to build a replica model of Niagara Falls?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- With cliffs, boats and water? - Tonight?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Trust me, I'm a genius with glue and stuff.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47You can use these old model kits I never got round to making.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Yeah, and I was going to practise making casts on my legs,
0:11:50 > 0:11:51but it's yours if you want it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I have the best friends in the world.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Why would she change her name? - Isn't it obvious?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I know you were embarrassed about it when we got married,
0:12:06 > 0:12:07but I think Zipzer's a great name.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Zipzer is a ridiculous name, but that's not the point.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13She's changed it so that the children at school
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- don't think she's Hank's sister. - Oh, no. That's not good.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I know, you're going to have to have a word with her.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Why me? You're the one who found the book.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I know, but I don't want her to think I'm spying on her.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Neither do I.- Well, someone's got to say something.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Rock, paper, scissors?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32One, two, three.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Every time!- Loser.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- How's it going? - Just finishing up the plumbing.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Is that strong enough to hold water?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Clingfilm's stronger than you think. I think.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Anyway, connect one end to the tap and the other to my model,
0:12:50 > 0:12:54and hey presto...Niagara Falls.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Hankster! That looks amazing. You're going to knock 'em dead, Zip.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05KNOCK AT DOOR
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- Hi, champ.- Hi, Dad. Did you know that time is just an illusion?
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Try telling that to my editor. So, how's the new school?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16You know, it's OK.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I bet it's good having your big brother there to look after you.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Actually, it's not great.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Because of Hank, everyone thinks being a Zipzer means being trouble.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Is that why you changed your name?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Hank's a good kid. He tries his best.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36What? Like the time he tried to send Catherine into space?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39You never know what weird thing he's going to do next.
0:13:39 > 0:13:44Just give him a chance. He won't let you down. He's your brother.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'm still not changing my name back.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Anyone who hasn't stapled their essay in the upper left-hand corner
0:14:03 > 0:14:05will face detention.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Henry Zipzer! What on earth is that?!
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- This is my essay.- That's not an essay. It's not even stapled.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Just give it a chance, Miss Adolf. This will blow your mind.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23Prepare yourself for Hank Zipzer's interactive essay.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Niagara Falls was formed 10,000 years ago,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28but when I visited this summer, it didn't look a day over 9,000.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31But it did look wet. Really wet.
0:14:33 > 0:14:39Henry, I asked you for a written essay. Not a makeshift model.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Miss Adolf, can I have a quick...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Ah! This looks very impressive.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I bet you wouldn't get that at Eastbrook Academy.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Is that a sword?
0:14:52 > 0:14:58- This boy has made a model of his trip to see Niagara Falls.- Oh! Excellent.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- Very dedicated. - I know. Very dedicated.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Thank you, Miss Adolf. Now, imagine my mum, my dad, my sister and me
0:15:08 > 0:15:12in a boat beneath the Falls.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Covered with mist.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Well, don't imagine it, see it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Oh, that is good.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Carry on, Hank, I'm all ears.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Niagara Falls are made up of three waterfalls.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34An amazing 750,000 gallons of water flow over these falls every...
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Ashley, turn off the tap!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I can't! The tap's stuck.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Turn it off!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Can I handle this, please, Miss Adolf? Miss Adolf, please!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Just let me handle this!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51THEY SHOUT IN CONFUSION
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I've got water up my nose!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55In my hair!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01It's going everywhere! Can somebody please turn off that tap?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Mr Love! Oh, my precious Mr Love! - It's cold!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Hysteria can lead to madness!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Don't worry, sir, I'll save you!
0:16:13 > 0:16:14How is this helping, McKelty?!
0:16:17 > 0:16:22- This is ridiculous! - Hank Zipzer! The tap! The tap!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I've got it. It's off.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I feel sick.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I bet you don't see THIS at Eastbrook Academy either.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Ah, well, it could have been worse, dude.- How?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You could have gone to visit a volcano.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Henry Zipzer.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Henry Zipzer!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47'This is where we came in.'
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Get back here this instant!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49'Oh, boy.'
0:16:52 > 0:16:54SHE GROWLS
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Hey, Mr Z,
0:17:03 > 0:17:08there should be an indentation of your tush in that chair by now.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- What are you in for? - Flooding the school. You?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Playing the electric guitar in class.- But you're a music teacher!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Go figure.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You know, I thought I would show the class what it was like
0:17:19 > 0:17:22when I played Berlin and they were bringing down that wall
0:17:22 > 0:17:24and I cranked up the volume.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26And I cracked a few windows and I blew out the speakers
0:17:26 > 0:17:31and I rendered Class 3B temporarily deaf, but hey!
0:17:31 > 0:17:36- Sounds like a great lesson. - You know, it really was.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- My mum and dad have been in there for ages.- Really?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'm in so much trouble.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42THEY BOTH SIGH
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Right. No - that one.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Good luck.- Thanks.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Uh-oh. This is not good. Mum's wearing her serious shoes.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00She's way less fun when she wears those.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Hi, Mum. Dad.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Before you announce the method of my execution, can I say something?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I think your actions have spoken loudly enough.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Hank, you let the side down badly.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- You can't just make up your own homework...- I was trying to...
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Don't interrupt your father. - But Mum!- And don't interrupt me.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Tonight you'll write an essay, like you should have done,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23four paragraphs, no models, no...no water.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- OK.- And then tomorrow morning you'll read it out in assembly
0:18:27 > 0:18:29in front of the whole school.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33No. Not OK. I can't do that.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47You didn't like your mother's soup? I don't blame you.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Too much tarragon. - I didn't feel like eating.
0:18:52 > 0:19:00- You know, they think Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic.- Really?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Did he ever have to write four paragraphs on Niagara Falls?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Come on, I'll help you.- And will you help me read it out tomorrow?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10First, we start with the title. What you got?
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- Niagara Falls, Or Does It? - I love it! Wait.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Does the title count as a paragraph?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Hank, you've got visitors. - Thanks, Mrs Z.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- What are you doing here?- We're going to get you through this, Hanky boy.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Here. Pen.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Brand-new exercise book.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32And spicy salami.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36'With my friends helping me out,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39'I knew I could get my essay on Niagara Falls down on paper.'
0:19:43 > 0:19:44'And I did it.'
0:19:46 > 0:19:50'Now all I had to do was read it out in front of the school.'
0:19:55 > 0:20:00And so from now on, all amplified music must not
0:20:00 > 0:20:03exceed 60 decibels, which sounds something like this.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Take it away, Mr Rock. - You are breaking my heart.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10FEEBLE STRUMMING
0:20:15 > 0:20:22Thank you, Mr Rock, for that helpful and above all quiet demonstration.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25It's not music! It sounds like mice trying to eat cheese.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26QUIET LAUGHTER
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Anyway, and now Hank Zipzer is going to come up and tell us
0:20:30 > 0:20:33all about his trip over the summer to Niagara Falls.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Hank.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- COUGHS - Massive loser.
0:20:48 > 0:20:54- If anything, it'll be semolina. - So sorry. No parents in assembly.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57We've come to hear Hank read his essay, you know, cheer him on.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- Rules are rules, I'm afraid.- Do you know how hard this is for him?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- He needs all the support we can give him.- Are you two coming in or what?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- But you can't go in there. - I just did.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12(OK?)
0:21:13 > 0:21:17CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:21:20 > 0:21:26Niagara Falls, Or Does It? By Hank Zipzer. That's me.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Niagara Falls is on the barder...
0:21:34 > 0:21:36..border, sorry.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39LAUGHTER
0:21:39 > 0:21:42..on the border between America and Canada.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Barder wouldn't have made any sense.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46LAUGHTER
0:21:46 > 0:21:49'And then I realised, I thought people were laughing at me,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52'but they weren't. They were laughing WITH me,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54'and maybe I could do this.'
0:21:54 > 0:21:57It was formed in the last ice age. Brrr!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Although it's not the tallest waterfall in the world,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02it's the one with the most water flowing over it,
0:22:02 > 0:22:06even more water than there was in Miss Adolf's classroom yesterday.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09LAUGHTER
0:22:09 > 0:22:11The thing I remember most about it was the noise.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13When me and my family went there,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17we went in a boat right underneath all that water, and it was loud.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Louder than you can imagine. Like this.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23HE ROARS AND SPLUTTERS
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- But way, way louder. - Something like this?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30FAINT STRUMMING
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Oh, no, it was way louder than 60 decibels.- Louder?- Louder.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- HE PLAYS A BIT LOUDER How's that?- Louder.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Louder?- Louder. Louder!
0:22:39 > 0:22:45- Louder?- Louder! Louder! - MR ROCK PLAYS LOUDER AND LOUDER
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Oh, that was loud.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50That is the end of my essay.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:55 > 0:23:01That's my brother. I'm Emily Zipzer. Z-I-P-Z-E-R. Zipzer.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Well done, Hank! Brilliant!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Brilliant.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12'It was a great feeling. Nothing could ruin it.'
0:23:13 > 0:23:15'Well, nearly nothing.'
0:23:15 > 0:23:18That was a pretty great assembly, though, wasn't it?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22You know, it really was.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Tomorrow is the annual House Challenge Cup.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yellow, yellow!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32It's not about winning and losing, it's the taking part that counts.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Whoa! Time-out, referee!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Get him!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Henry Zipzer, get back down this instant!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I'm never going to get on the softball team.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44My lucky pink socks, I need them for the quiz tomorrow.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45I've not seen any pink socks.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48If you get caught wearing those, I don't know you, man.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- I got them first. - They're my socks!- Not any more.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- He stole them, I'm taking them back. - I'm keeping the lucky socks.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55BOTH: No!