I Think I Broke My Dad

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0:00:33 > 0:00:35'I know what you're thinking -

0:00:35 > 0:00:37'is that an out-of-control disco spaceman?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40'No, it's me, Hank Zipzer.'

0:00:40 > 0:00:41ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Yeah, I've got the moves!

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Whoa!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53The wrong moves in the wrong order.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56'See, I've got problems with rhythm and co-ordination

0:00:56 > 0:00:59'so I need to get out of here and practise for the big talent show.'

0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's all Dad's fault.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03He read a magazine article... which had loads of techniques

0:01:03 > 0:01:08for helping kids with dyslexia and basically he got way too excited.

0:01:08 > 0:01:14Wow! These are great! I can use them to coach Hank!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I gotta get me some wires...

0:01:16 > 0:01:20'So here we are. In Dad's Dyslexia Therapy Time.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21'And hello, floor.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23'and again and again.'

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Hank, you nearly broke my laptop!

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Sorry, Dad.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32'But it was me or it.'

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Ugh. Can we stop now?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I need to go and meet Frankie and Ashley for band practice.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- What band?- Our band for the school talent show.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well, I'm sorry, Hank, but we're developing

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- your rhythmic sequencing abilities. - Oh.- It'll help with the band.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Not as much as practising with the band! It's not fair!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Emily's practising for the show.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Even if her lizard act is really dull.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Hey! Lizards are NOT dull!

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Yeah. But you are.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00No, I am both interesting and informative.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Many lizards prey on insects such as ants.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Or grasshoppers. Or flies.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Or crickets. Or beetles.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Or earwigs...

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Yes, my sister is going to win over the audience with her amazing

0:02:14 > 0:02:18talents of boring people so badly that their brains just give up.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Or ladybirds. Or butterflies. Or termites. Or...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Honey, I think Hank might be right.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26You could just pep it up a little bit?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29But I haven't even started on what types of spider they eat yet

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- and that part is phenomenal! - OK, Hank? Back to it, yeah?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- HE SIGHS - But Frankie and Ashley...

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Will have to wait.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Grass spiders. Barn spiders. Common house spiders.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42European garden spiders.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Diving bell spiders. Carrot spiders. Long-legged sack spiders.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Leaf-curling sack spiders.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Long-legged silk spiders.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Argh!

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Hank!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00What? I thought that went well.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Where's Hank? He's late.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I am not entering the talent show if we're under-rehearsed.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12MESSAGE ALERT

0:03:14 > 0:03:16He says his dad's wired him up to the computer.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Awesome.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Come on, we don't need Hank to practise. Let's rock!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24THEY PLAY ROCK MUSIC

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Cue drum solo!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Turns out we really do need Hank.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31SHE SIGHS

0:03:36 > 0:03:39The thing is, I reckon I don't even need Dad's therapies.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I'm doing really well at school.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45In fact, this term, I've got all my homework in so far on time.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50And what do you call this?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51A desk?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Not the desk! The unholy mess on it!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55That's my homework.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Your assignment was to describe the Battle of Hastings.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02That's why I made this historically accurate eye-arrow.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Argh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:07You're supposed to write on the paper, not impale your eye on it!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Oh, you should be more pacif... Pacif...

0:04:11 > 0:04:13'Oh, I can never say this word.'

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Pacif... Oh, say what you actually mean.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20The word you're looking for is "specific".

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Every single homework assignment this term, you have either

0:04:23 > 0:04:28failed, deliberately misinterpreted, or turned into papier mache.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Wow. I'm REALLY good at avoiding homework.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Well, here they are.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35And you're going to do them all again, Henry.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39And properly this time. In writing. No glue, no sellotape, no nonsense.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Real homework on real paper on the actual topics.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48There. Is that SPECIFIC enough for you?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54'Are teachers allowed to give you

0:04:54 > 0:04:57'homework weighing more than your head?'

0:05:03 > 0:05:05OK, Hank, I'm not angry with you,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08because I see this whole homework-athon as an opportunity.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11And the only way you're going to get that done is

0:05:11 > 0:05:13if you block out all distractions.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Why do I feel like another bit of Dad's Dyslexia Therapy is

0:05:16 > 0:05:18coming up here?

0:05:18 > 0:05:22So, I present to you the Focus Tent!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Are you sure we can't have a Fun Tent?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'd much prefer a Fun Tent.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Come on, Stan, he's been at school all day.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Can't he have some time to himself?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Yay, Mum! She'll persuade Dad to cancel essay camp.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Or maybe not.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I don't know why you're so against this.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Oh, yeah, why would I be against the homework prison(?)

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Fortunately, I have friends.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51MESSAGE ALERT

0:05:53 > 0:05:56It's Hank. He wants to know how to break out of a tent.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Has he tried...scissors?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Scissors. Of course!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03He'll never make it to the top of his class without focus.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06He will never make it to the top of his class full stop.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08You have to accept him as he is.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Well, I know that this doesn't fit in with your outlook.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Really? And what is my outlook? - You know,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17the whole "let them grow in their own way, like a big happy flower"

0:06:17 > 0:06:19or something.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Do you mean my "don't lock children in a tent" outlook?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25All I'm saying is that you don't understand coaching people to

0:06:25 > 0:06:30advance themselves. You understand...cakes.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31HE GASPS

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Cakes? I understand cakes?

0:06:35 > 0:06:36SHE LAUGHS

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Well, maybe I'm a better coach than you think I am.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Emily? Mummy's going to help you with your lizard show.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Won't that be fun?- Oh, come on, Rosa. All I was saying...

0:06:52 > 0:06:54This is an illusion.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'm really still in there doing my homework.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I'll just get in the tent.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09'Dad's right, I should focus

0:07:09 > 0:07:12'on thinking up ways to get Miss Adolf off my back.'

0:07:24 > 0:07:26SHE SCREAMS

0:07:30 > 0:07:35HENRY ZIPZER! DETENTION!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41'Detention. I hate detention.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43'Except when it's detention with Mr Rock.'

0:07:43 > 0:07:48Angrier. You're the king of the jungle. ROAR!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50That's it! That's your rock'n'roll face.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53'Yeah. Eat my face, detention! Let's rock!'

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Here we go!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56THEY PLAY LOUD ROCK MUSIC

0:08:00 > 0:08:02'Best...detention...ever.'

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Lizards live on every continent apart from Antarctica.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Antarctica is too cold for lizards.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18But Africa is not too cold for lizards.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21While Europe is not too cold for lizards

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Also, Asia is not...

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Yep, um, OK. I do think it needs a bit more pizzazz.

0:08:27 > 0:08:32So how about this? Yes. Carry on.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33..too cold for lizards.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36North America is not too cold for lizards.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39South America is not too cold for lizards.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41How about tricks? Can Katherine do tricks?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Maybe Katherine could do a trick?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45She CAN lick her own eyeball.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Yes. Perfect. Well, let's try that.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Do you think that's helping?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52- No.- No.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Hank. You're late for therapy hour.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03And we've still got all this to do.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I had detention with Miss Adolf. - Why?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Well, apparently, "Mine is not to reason why..."

0:09:12 > 0:09:15OK, well, um, not sure I've got a therapy for that.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Anyway, let's crack on.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, come on, Stan, give him a break. He's already had a detention!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21But I've got this new technique -

0:09:21 > 0:09:23eating raw eggs whilst on a balance-board.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26You want to try that, don't you, Hank?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Er, yeah. That sounds great.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32It's just, um, you know, it's been a really long day

0:09:32 > 0:09:34and detention was really hard.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39Well, OK. But we're going to hit it double-hard tomorrow, right?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Yeah! Double hard.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Woo!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46HE SIGHS

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm finding it hard to sound enthusiastic.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50If only I could have detention every day

0:09:50 > 0:09:55and then I wouldn't have to do any of Dad's sessions ever again.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Hey, hang on a minute.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06OK. Ways to get detention.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Number one - fill Miss Adolf's bag with baked beans.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15SHE GASPS AND SCREAMS

0:10:15 > 0:10:17DETENTION!

0:10:17 > 0:10:22Number two - bury Mr Love's desk. And Mr Love.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Henry. You're in isolation today.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Don't want you getting into any more trouble, do we?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Why do you have beans?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Um, I swapped my cow for them on the way in.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Thank you.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY

0:10:45 > 0:10:47'Isolation.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50'That's the worst kind of "-ation" apart from constipation.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52'How am I going to get detention now?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54'I can't just show up for it.'

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Or can I?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Turns out I can.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05'Ways to get detention. Number three - just show up.'

0:11:10 > 0:11:12JAUNTY FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:12 > 0:11:14So there's that. And then there's this.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Which one do you think's more lizardy?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Lizards don't like music.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24It's ridiculous! Hank is on his third detention in a row.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26They're giving him so much extra work

0:11:26 > 0:11:28that he hasn't got time to do any of my extra work.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I mean, therapy. Useful, fun therapy.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Maybe you should go in and talk to Miss Adolf about it.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You know what? I will.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43OK, ha, how about this one?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45JAZZY ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Thought this was a really good one.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Well, I gave Henry detention two days ago, but nothing since.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03He definitely said it was you.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Ah, how I wish it were. Alas, it wasn't.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I put him in isolation instead.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10And is that better than detention?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13It is for me.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Anything else you want to accuse me of?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17No.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Then why are you still here?

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Keep going.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28That's it. Goodbye.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52MR ROCK MAKES EXPLOSION NOISE

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Thanks, Mr Rock.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58- You know, I really feel like I'm learning something.- So do I.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00HE PLAYS DRUM ROLL

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Hiss! I'm a lizard.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'm one of over 5,600 species...

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- No.- ..occurring in every... - No. Sorry. I'm just not feeling it.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21I just, I just don't believe you're a lizard.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Because I'm NOT a lizard!

0:13:23 > 0:13:27But you can be one...in the wonderful world of the imagination.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31Come on, sweetheart, I'm just trying to make you seem interesting.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33But I was already interesting!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Er...yeah. Of course you were.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Fine. I'll do it your way.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39And I hope it makes YOU happy.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Oh, who can't coach now?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Me, obviously.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Oh, come on, honey.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49You didn't see him with Mr Rock.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50He's never been like that with me.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, different people have different skills.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I mean you've got qualities that Mr Rock doesn't have.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Yeah.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Yeah! You're right. I've been doing this all wrong.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08From now on, things are going to be a little bit different round here.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Thank you, sweetheart.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- SHE SIGHS - I am such a great coach.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Sorry I'm late again, Dad.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36OK, this is weird.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42Hey! Hank, my dog! Put it there.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Put it where?

0:14:44 > 0:14:45I didn't do this, by the way.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47No, no, no, no, that was me.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49This is what I think of all that boring stuff...

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Are you all right, Dad?

0:14:57 > 0:15:01No, no, no, no. Don't call me Dad. Call me dude.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Or The Zipz. Or, you know, whatever you like.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07We should just do whatever you want to do, man.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10What I want? Like not doing my homework?

0:15:10 > 0:15:11What, this old thing?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13HE MAKES ROBOT NOISES

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Nah, that's for squares.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19We're just going to cut loose, bro. Name something.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Anything. And we'll do it.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Hey, guys, guess what?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You got into a fight with a fire extinguisher?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Even better!

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Spray cream party!

0:15:33 > 0:15:34In the face!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36No, your face!

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Now them!- No!- Yes!- Argh!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Now hit me up with some sweet tunes, little buddies.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Actually, Mr Zipzer... - No, no. The Zipz.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Well, actually, The Zipz, we've kinda finished.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- I told my parents that I... - Pfff.- Sorry, what?

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Pfff. Who cares what those stiffs say? They don't know nuffink.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55They know about brain surgery.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Brain surgery.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58HE YAWNS

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Forget them! We're going to do what WE want.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- We're going to partay! Are you with me?- Yeah!

0:16:05 > 0:16:06- Yeah?- YEAH!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Also I'm going to call your parents and tell them

0:16:09 > 0:16:11you're having a sleepover at our house.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Now let's play some MUSIC!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Hank is so lucky. He's got a dad who lets him stay up all night

0:16:21 > 0:16:23and take the next day off school.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26And help us raid the fridge. He's an animal.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'll never drink treacle again.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33We didn't do our homework. What are we going to tell Adolf?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Thank you, Mr Zipzer, I don't need any more details.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Yes, I understand. I hope you get better soon.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Please, don't call me again.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Francis and Ashley.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Mr Zipzer seems to be suffering from the same ailment as Henry

0:16:44 > 0:16:47and was somehow... sick on your homework.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50You have two extra days to complete it.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52BOTH: Coolest dad ever.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56"I was sick over their homework." Classic.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59I can't believe Mr Z did that for us. He's so awesome.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Careful, Big F. My ears are burning.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03All civilians stand clear.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Firefighter Hank is reporting for duty!

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Urgh!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Hank? What's he doing here?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14We're just hangin'. Ain't we, Hank-Boy Zee?

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Say who?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Hank-Boy Zee. Yeah. I've come up with new names for the band.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Mr Zipz, Hank-Boy Zee, Big F,

0:17:21 > 0:17:24and...Ashley...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Fashley...Mc...

0:17:27 > 0:17:29OK, I haven't thought of one for you yet.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32But I have designed some T-shirts. What do you think?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Zip Zee And The Zipzters?!

0:17:34 > 0:17:38I know, right? We're going to blow this talent show sky-high!

0:17:38 > 0:17:39We?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Why are you on the T-shirt, Mr Zipzer?

0:17:42 > 0:17:46You gotta have all the band on the T-shirt, Ashley...Washley...

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I WILL think of something for you.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Dude, did you know about this?- No.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56He's had his jacket zipped up all day.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I thought he was just trying the hipster look.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Hank, your dad does know he's not in the band, right?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02I'm not too sure about that.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Yeah! Thanks for coming!

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Well, tell him! We can't go on stage with...that.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08But that would really upset him.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12And it would really upset me to get laughed off stage tomorrow.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15You've got to think of an excuse, man.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17All right. I'll think of something.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18HE MAKES GUITAR NOISES

0:18:18 > 0:18:24Oh. Band huddle! Brilliant! What are we talking about?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yeah, I REALLY need to think of something.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Oh.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Thought of anything yet? - I'm still coming up with ideas.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Come on, man. We're up next!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40LOUD ROCK DRUMBEAT

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What if we dazzle everyone with bright lights

0:18:46 > 0:18:47so that no-one can see him?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Bit late for that.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Yeah! Woo!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Mr Zipzer, can I film your performance and put it online?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01The whole world needs to see this.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Hey, that's a radical idea, McCoolty. Thanks! Yeah!

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Dad!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Oi. Hank.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Emily needs help her with her costume, don't you, Emily?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13No.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Well, just stay there anyway. I won't be a minute.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19'Only one person can help me now.'

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Are you saying to me that your dad wants to get up on stage

0:19:22 > 0:19:25and rock out with you? Respect, Mr Z.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30What? No respect Mr Z. Bad Mr Z. Embarrassing Mr Z.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31He does this!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33GUITAR TRILL PLAYS

0:19:33 > 0:19:37- I mean...- Yeah, but think of the fun you're going to have.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38He can help you.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41But he CAN help me by NOT totally embarrassing me

0:19:41 > 0:19:43in front of everyone.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I would go a little easier on your dad if I were you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Why? He's acting like a total lame-oid!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Because he's standing right behind you.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Those were just the lyrics for a...new song

0:19:59 > 0:20:03me and Mr Rock are writing, isn't that right, Mr Rock?

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Absolutely. I'm going to go finish it now. Excuse me.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Dad... Ugh.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16It's OK, Hank. No need to explain.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I do.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Look, it has been amazing spending so much time with you.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26But I haven't really been spending any time with YOU. I've been

0:20:26 > 0:20:29spending time with this other guy you're just pretending to be.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33I just thought that was what you wanted, you know?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35A really cool friend.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38You're not really as cool as you think you are.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42But you were fun. Loads of fun. But I can do fun.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45I just need you to do Dad.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52Sure. That's fine by me. To be honest, it's a relief.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57These jeans are so tight they're starting to cut off my circulation.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01'I managed to avoid upsetting Dad. Disaster had been averted.'

0:21:01 > 0:21:02One, two, three, four!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04THEY PLAY OUT OF TIME

0:21:04 > 0:21:06'Well, until we got on stage.'

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Drum solo!

0:21:15 > 0:21:18'Dads may be embarrassing. In fact, they are embarrassing.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20'But that's the point.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22'If they WERE cool, they wouldn't be your dad.'

0:21:28 > 0:21:30'We were out of time and out of tune

0:21:30 > 0:21:33'but at least we were enjoying it, even if the audience weren't.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39'In fact, we were so great at being terrible

0:21:39 > 0:21:44'we managed to come last without any help from The Zipz.'

0:21:44 > 0:21:49# Take us to the place that we call home. #

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Woo! Yeah!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56HALF-HEARTED APPLAUSE

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Do you know what, Emily? I've been thinking.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00This is your talent show, not mine.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02And I think you should do it however you want.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Oh, no. That's not going to happen.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07I'm going to do exactly as you told me.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Even though I'll hate every minute of it.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Why?- So you will suffer for what you've done.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Lizards, lizards

0:22:25 > 0:22:26# They are really cool

0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Though they can't survive in blizzards

0:22:28 > 0:22:30# And you can't bring them to school

0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Lizards, lizards

0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Coolest of them all

0:22:34 > 0:22:36# Cooler than a wizard

0:22:36 > 0:22:39# Who likes to break the rules... #

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Sorry, you know I said a minute ago that we came last?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45We didn't. We came second to last.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49# If you annoy a lizard

0:22:49 > 0:22:51# I'm afraid the fault is yours

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# When your gizzards all get scissored

0:22:57 > 0:22:59# By a Komodo dragon's jaws... #

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Hank, if me and your dad ever try and interfere again,

0:23:05 > 0:23:08could you just remind us of this moment?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Yeah. Will do, Mum. Will do.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13# Lizards, lizards

0:23:13 > 0:23:15# They are really cool

0:23:15 > 0:23:16# Though they can't survive in blizzards

0:23:16 > 0:23:19# And you can't bring them to school

0:23:19 > 0:23:21# Lizards, lizards

0:23:21 > 0:23:22# Coolest of them all

0:23:22 > 0:23:24# Cooler than a wizard

0:23:24 > 0:23:26# Who likes to break the rules. #

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Roar!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35SPARSE APPLAUSE

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oh, and by the way, Hank.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43I was going to burn this live on stage during the gig,

0:23:43 > 0:23:45but as I'm no longer Cool Dad...

0:23:47 > 0:23:49..it's back in the Focus Tent.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Mum, I might need those scissors.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Mr Rock is doing an American-themed week.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02If you're on the right, please go and have fun with Mr Rock.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04If you're on the left, don't.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Ten things worse than punctuation class with Miss Adolf.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07I've got nothing!

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Change of plan. I'm in charge of this classroom now.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13I want to know who your hero is and, by the end of the week,

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I want a presentation.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I think I need to know more about Einstein.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Einstein said, "Imagination is more important than knowledge."

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I don't like it.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Wow. Drawing on yourself? You know that's what little kids do, right?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Picking on Year Sixes. That's what cowards do, right?

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Oh, shut up, Zitzer.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30When were you going to tell me you're working with McKelty?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- We just want to win.- BOTH: For once.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- What's the book?- It's about Albert Einstein. I'm doing

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- a presentation on him.- Can I come?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39E = MC squared.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40RIP!

0:24:40 > 0:24:41And R is the rip of my trousers.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42LAUGHTER

0:24:44 > 0:24:46And L is me leaving...fast.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48LAUGHTER