0:00:34 > 0:00:36Sometimes something is so shocking
0:00:36 > 0:00:39your brain just can't process it.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42BELLS RINGING, ALARMS BLARING
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I don't want your brain to freak out, too,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49so let's back things up a bit.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52It all started with a particularly boring assembly.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Please stop dropping litter in the corridors. It is nasty and wrong.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hm! And now for some exciting news.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Don't get your hopes up.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07The guy has a very weird definition of the word "exciting".
0:01:07 > 0:01:13As some of you may be aware, our archrivals, Eastbrook Academy,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16have started an exchange programme with a sister school in France.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Now, who can tell me where France is?
0:01:19 > 0:01:25Here. Only a stone's throw from England. Pathetic.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28We, however, will be starting an exchange programme
0:01:28 > 0:01:31with a sister school in Japan, and where is Japan?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Here!
0:01:33 > 0:01:39A full 6,039 miles further away from France. Eat THAT, Eastbrook!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Ahem.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Anyone interested in having our exchange student, Yoshi,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48stay with them, please check with your parents tonight,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52and tomorrow, one lucky student will be drawn from the hat.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01And so everyone really wants to have Yoshi to stay.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Frankie really wants to talk to him about mango comics.- Manga.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06What?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- SHE SIGHS - The term is manga -
0:02:08 > 0:02:10comics created in the Japanese language,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13typically with a science fiction or fantasy theme.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Is there anything you don't know?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Why I'm being punished by having you as a brother.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Hank!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Argh! Urgh.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21So, can I put my name down?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24It would be awesome to have a Japanese student to stay.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I don't have time for that nonsense.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'm too busy creating a jungle biosphere in my room
0:02:28 > 0:02:30so that Katherine will feel more at home.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Is that why it's so hot in here?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35The temperature MUST remain at a constant 32 degrees Celsius
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- to establish good vine growth.- No!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41No to vines in your bedroom, and no to fiddling with the heating.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43But yes to having an awesome Japanese student to stay?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Er... What do you think, Stan?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47FAINT SPORTS COMMENTARY FROM TV
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I said, "Stan! What do you think?" Oh!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ow!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54THEY LAUGH
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- What do you think?- Um...
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Yes. Under the circumstances, I think yes. Definitely yes.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Oh, really? Cos I would have said no, but, I mean, you know, if you think
0:03:05 > 0:03:07it's OK for your son to have a tattoo
0:03:07 > 0:03:10with a skull with maggots crawling in it, then...
0:03:10 > 0:03:11What?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Ah, now I've got your attention.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14HANK LAUGHS
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Is it really that fascinating?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's the Ashes, love, so, yeah, it really is quite important.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22More important than your son's well-being?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25No, of course not.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28That tattoo thing WAS a joke, wasn't it?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36And now the draw to decide who will have the honour
0:03:36 > 0:03:38of hosting our Japanese guest.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Miss Adolf, can I have the names, please?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43And the lucky student is...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ha...
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Ha...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Hank Zipzer.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yes!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Objection. I demand a redraw.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Go, Hank!- Go, me!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yes!- Woo!- Yes!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'm so sorry, Mr Love.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I put Henry's name right at the bottom of the bucket,
0:04:07 > 0:04:12just as you said. You must have delved too deeply.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15This is going to be a disaster, Miss Adolf.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Look at the publicity for Eastbrook's French exchange.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Smiling children extending the hands of friendship across the oceans,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25boasting of the joys of cross-cultural learning.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26We'll have Zipzer running riot
0:04:26 > 0:04:29and a child returning to Japan minus a couple of limbs.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Get out.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Miss Adolf?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46My father said when he lost a council election, he just paid
0:04:46 > 0:04:49someone to make him the winner, so can I do that?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Sadly, no, Nicholas.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Rules are, unfortunately, rules. Henry Zipzer, come here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57It wasn't me.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- What wasn't?- The thing. Anything. Everything.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03This is a permission slip for the student exchange.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I need it signed and returned to me by the end of tomorrow.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10OK, Hank, this is one permission slip you cannot lose.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Indeed. Because if you were to lose it, Henry, then, unfortunately,
0:05:14 > 0:05:18we would have to look elsewhere for another student
0:05:18 > 0:05:20to host our Japanese guest.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Article done, cricket on.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34COMMENTARY
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Um, I've got the repairmen coming to the deli this morning, love,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48so if I write you a shopping list, could you pop out,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50because I won't be able to?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Oh...well, yeah, I mean, ordinarily I'd love to help,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56but...there's the article.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I thought you said last night you'd nearly finished it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Only the first draft.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Writing is...a marathon. It's not a sprint.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08There's still a LONG way to go. That's what I'm doing now.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Oh, really? Because it... It looked like you were watching the cricket.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15No, no - I was just checking the state of things before I get going.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20No, it is going to be a long day of work, work, work.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23DOOR BELL RINGS
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yamamoto kurisano.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26That's Japanese for,
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- "See you later, and please can we have pizza for dinner?" - HE CHUCKLES
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Hi.- Hi.- Hi.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Why are you just standing there?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45We're waiting for you to realise you haven't got your permission slip,
0:06:45 > 0:06:46panic, run back inside,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48turn your room upside down for ten minutes and eventually
0:06:48 > 0:06:51find it stuck to yesterday's sock with a half-eaten jellybean.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Well, prepare to be amazed.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57You think you know someone...
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Guys, nothing is going to go wrong.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04OK, so lightning could strike my school bag.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06SIZZLING
0:07:06 > 0:07:10An evil scientist could command robotic legs to grow out of my bag
0:07:10 > 0:07:11and steal it from me.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Or a hungry woodpecker might steal the permission slip
0:07:16 > 0:07:19and peck it to smithereens.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21But really, how likely is that?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Yoshi is in the bag.- Quick!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Tyler's got his head stuck in the recycling bin again. Come and see!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46CRICKET COMMENTARY FROM TV
0:07:53 > 0:07:54COMMENTARY STOPS
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Hey, love. Didn't hear you there.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, just come to get a bill that I had to pay.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10DOOR CLOSING
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Oh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20COMMENTARY STARTS AGAIN
0:08:20 > 0:08:22DOOR OPENING
0:08:22 > 0:08:24COMMENTARY STOPS
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I just forgot to say...that... I love you.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Aw! I love you too.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40DOOR CLOSING
0:08:42 > 0:08:45SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47May I present...my permission slip?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Would you just hold the line, please, caller?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Oh...
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- It's not in here. - Don't tell me, Henry.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It's like the time a passing black hole swallowed up
0:09:11 > 0:09:14your permission slip, or when the Prime Minister needed it
0:09:14 > 0:09:17so his mother could give him permission to go to Africa!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Or when your sister's lizard made a nest out of it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22That one really did happen.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No permission slip, no exchange student.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh, dear, Miss.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Do you need someone else to host the exchange student?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, back off, McKelty. She said by the end of the day.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34There's still one more period. I'll be back, Miss Adolf.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46TV COMMENTATOR: '6-1! 6-1!'
0:09:48 > 0:09:51PHONE TINKLES
0:09:56 > 0:09:58COMMENTARY STOPS
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Hello, love.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I've just had Hank on the phone, and he's lost his permission slip
0:10:02 > 0:10:05and he needs a new one signed within the next 40 minutes.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Can't you go?- No, I'm rushed off my feet here. Yeah. Thank you!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11No, you'll have to go.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Anyway, you probably need a break from your article-writing,
0:10:14 > 0:10:15don't you?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yeah...bit of fresh air.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, yeah, that's...£4.50. Bye!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:10:26 > 0:10:28KNOCK AT DOOR
0:10:32 > 0:10:33But, Miss Adolf!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37It is now one minute and 53 seconds past the end of the day,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40as denoted by the ringing of the school bell.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Rules are there for a reason, Henry - not just to stop people having fun.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47You will NOT be hosting Yoshi.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51She said what?!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Rosa, calm down. You don't want to shoot the messenger.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I'm sorry, that is so unfair. Hank is in his room now.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00He won't even come out for supper. Hank, love, please!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I think it's sensible. It's bad enough I have to put up with him.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's cruel to spread misery internationally.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09She said it would teach him a lesson about responsibility
0:11:09 > 0:11:11and rules and...
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Something else that began with R. Raccoons?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No, that wasn't it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18He was a bit upset, so it was hard to tell what he was saying.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I will give them rules.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I am going to go down there right now!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26What, right now, yeah? At 7pm?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Fine. I'll... I'll go there first thing in the morning,
0:11:29 > 0:11:31and I'm going to have a quiet word with that headmaster.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Ooh, quiet - like that time when you
0:11:33 > 0:11:35threatened the maths teacher with a compass?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38What do we all think about Angolan witch spiders?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39- BOTH:- No!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43All I'm saying is that you might make the situation worse.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Fine. Have it your way. I won't go.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Right, I want to know... - Do take a seat, Mrs Zipzer.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56No need to stand on ceremony when I see you so often.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Um, I should be...most grateful
0:12:04 > 0:12:09if we can engage in a frank... and respectful discussion
0:12:09 > 0:12:13about Hank's exclusion from the exchange programme.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Yes, unfortunate, but perhaps better all round in the long run.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Hank won't get distracted from his schoolwork,
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Yoshi will be much safer - I mean happier - with someone less...
0:12:23 > 0:12:26shall we say "vigorous"?
0:12:27 > 0:12:32Um...I both hear and acknowledge your point, Mr Love,
0:12:32 > 0:12:36but to take away the exchange from Hank in such a heartless
0:12:36 > 0:12:39and petty and bureaucratic and...
0:12:39 > 0:12:40SHE SIGHS
0:12:40 > 0:12:43He was just so looking forward to it.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Frankly, Mrs Zipzer, if Hank can't look after a permission slip,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49how can he be trusted to look after Yoshi?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Well, with our help!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53We'd worked out a whole programme for Yoshi.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Um...kite flying, and...
0:12:57 > 0:13:02visits to the museum, and football-playing and sheep...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04shearing.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oh, look, please just give Hank one more chance.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Er...- Oh!
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Let us host a special Japanese banquet
0:13:14 > 0:13:17to show how brilliant we would be at hosting Yoshi.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Very well.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23On one condition.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Sorry -
0:13:24 > 0:13:25WHO'S coming around for dinner?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Miss Adolf. She will be the guest of honour.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30That's what I thought, but I was hoping I was going deaf.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Well, Mr Love insisted the only way that you were going to be allowed
0:13:34 > 0:13:37to have Yoshi here is if she approves.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Great. It's like someone created
0:13:39 > 0:13:40a special Hank Hell.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Oh, shut it, geekoid.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Well, firstly, Rosa, well done on not going down to the school...
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Second...
0:13:46 > 0:13:50No arguments! We are going to host a Japanese banquet.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'm going to make 17 different types of sushi,
0:13:53 > 0:13:57and Miss Adolf is going to have an evening that she will never forget.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00And we are going to prove that the Zipzers are welcoming
0:14:00 > 0:14:02and responsible and fun! OK?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I said, "OK?"!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Good.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18But he didn't hand in his permission slip! No slip, no exchange.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Those are the rules.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26I do understand, but you know how forceful Mrs Zipzer can be.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- It's just one little dinner. - No, I categorically refuse.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Henry will poison the sushi and set fire to - huh - SOMEONE'S kimono.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- I'll be lucky to make it out alive. - Exactly. It'll be a disaster,
0:14:38 > 0:14:41and then we'll have good reason to ban Zipzer from hosting the student.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- But...- A disaster all witnessed by a trusted member of staff.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Someone with whom I have a... personal understanding.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Consider it done...
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Leland.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05HE IMITATES AEROPLANE
0:15:05 > 0:15:08OK, my man, what's the problem?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10You look like somebody who just found out
0:15:10 > 0:15:12that they banned pepperoni pizza.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15What if I told you that my mum is hosting a Japanese banquet
0:15:15 > 0:15:18with Miss Adolf as our VIP guest?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21OK, first thing I would say is, "Wow!"
0:15:21 > 0:15:23And then I would go, "Whoa."
0:15:23 > 0:15:24And that I would say,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26"Hank, you have to do it."
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Hosting Yoshi is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31It's like when I went skydiving with the Pope,
0:15:31 > 0:15:35only when you host Yoshi, there will be no screaming in Latin.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37HE LAUGHS
0:15:37 > 0:15:38All right, how about this?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41How about if I show up at the dinner for moral support?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42You would do that?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Let me think about it... yes, I would!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hank, have you seen the remote?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56It can't have just disappeared...
0:15:58 > 0:15:59HE SIGHS
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Don't forget, Katherine must sit next to me.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08She gets nervous around strangers and it can affect her digestion.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Do you see me laying out eight tiny spoons for spider?
0:16:10 > 0:16:15Or pushing two chairs together for an elephant to sit down on? No.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- That's because this is a human-only dinner.- Then why are you invited?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Can you two to stop missing around and help?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Hank says that Katherine can't come to the banquet.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Can you tell him that she is as much part of the family as he is?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32And SHE doesn't do burps that change note in the middle.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33That's my speciality.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Sweetheart, I do think that Hank is right on this occasion.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38MUM CLEARS THROAT
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Not everyone likes reptiles, especially when they're eating.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I think Katherine would be better off in her cage for the night.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Her cage?!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46It's only for one night!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48EMILY SIGHS
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Stan, can you turn the heating down? I think I'm going to melt, here.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I'd love to, but little Miss Fancy Pants has broken the control.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58It's stuck somewhere between "inside of a volcano"
0:16:58 > 0:17:01and "surface of the sun".
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Please don't look at me like that, Katherine. I can't stand it.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I've almost finished my letter to the Prime Minister,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10then I will start an online petition.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I won't stand for lizards being treated like second-class citizens.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- I told you to knock. - I told you to leave home.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20We don't always get what we want. Why is THAT not in its cage?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23She needs to eat first, Hank. Or do you think it's fair for us to feast
0:17:23 > 0:17:26while she starves alone in her prison?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Hank! Please don't touch her food.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Hank!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35There. Dinner's served, Your Scaliness.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Now, get it in the cage.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43No, I won't do it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47I won't see you condemned to jail when you have committed no crime.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56There. I've opened it to your favourite page.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Now, pretend it's the pick-and-mix counter, and I'll be back soon.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- COMMENTATORS:- 'And you join us as this series approaches
0:18:16 > 0:18:18'what promises to be a thrilling climax.'
0:18:18 > 0:18:20'You're not wrong there, mate - Australia have...'
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Stan, what on earth are you wearing?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31HE COUGHS
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I think I might be coming down with something. I feel a bit chilly.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Chilly?! It's boiling in here. Go and get changed. Immediately.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, no time - they're here.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42SHE GRUNTS, HE CHUCKLES
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Yes!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Konnichiwa.- Oh, konnichiwa.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- What a lovely headband you have on, Mr Rock.- Thank you.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It represents my dedication to the ancient Japanese art of...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- ..karate!- Origami.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- I'm just beginning. That will not require water.- Stan.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06My gift will also not require watering.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Oh...
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Did you know, cacti can survive years without water,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13due to their adaptations such as spines and pleats?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17That's right, Emily, and we should all admire them for their...
0:19:17 > 0:19:20resilience and quiet independence.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Thank you. Um, do come in.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27After you, Miss Independence.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Thank you, sir.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Anyone for...
0:19:36 > 0:19:38..green tea?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39I'll take a little more, please.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Oh, no, no - Hank, stop. You may scald yourself.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Ask your father to do it. Stan.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Stan!
0:19:53 > 0:19:58I do apologise for the heat. We have a problem with the thermostat.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01And I come armed.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Oh, thank you!- You're welcome.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Personally, I do not believe in perspiration.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13It betrays a lack of self-discipline.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Yes!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Yes.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yeah, quite right, Miss Adolf.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Ta-da!- Oh.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Perfect for a first try.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I've finished too.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Emily, you're not supposed to show up your teacher.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Let it stand for ever as a symbol of the forgotten and excluded.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37YES!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Yes, well said, Emily.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Just excuse me for a minute. - Stanley!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Would everyone like to take their seats at the table?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Dinner is about to be served.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58EXCITED COMMENTARY
0:20:58 > 0:20:59YES!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04COMMENTATOR: 'Have you ever known tension like it?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07'Deep breaths, everyone. This one's going down to the wire.'
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Mrs E, did you pickle these vegetables yourself?
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Yes, I did.- They are delish. - Thank you so much. It was easy.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Then...why were you crying when I came into the kitchen last night?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23And you shouted one of the words on the banned list.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- OK, Emily, just... Just eat your rice balls.- OOH!
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Oh...ho! That pickled ginger really packs a punch, doesn't it?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37SHE LAUGHS WEAKLY
0:21:41 > 0:21:47Um, Hank, would you go into the kitchen and get the special dish?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50So, Miss Adolf, I was up late last night in the kitchen,
0:21:50 > 0:21:54making something that I consider to be a tribute to you.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Oh!- I really hope you like it.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58As you're the guest of honour, Miss Adolf.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Marvellous.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- MR ROCK:- Wow.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08SHE GASPS
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Oh, now, that's really raw.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Ugh.- Katherine!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Erm...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20YESSS!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Ooh...
0:22:24 > 0:22:25CLATTERING
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Man down!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29There are some situations there's no way back from,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33but sometimes miracles CAN happen, because that's when Mum said...
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Anyone for karaoke? Um...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41# Oh, yeah
0:22:41 > 0:22:45# I spend my days crying
0:22:45 > 0:22:47# I can't take no more
0:22:48 > 0:22:53# Such loneliness that I don't know what I'm living for
0:22:55 > 0:22:56# But in my... #
0:22:56 > 0:22:59'It turns out that everyone has something surprising about them.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02'For some people, it is how their crazy brain works.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05'For other people, it's how much they love karaoke.'
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# Is it Mr Right?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11# Waiting for the night to rescue me
0:23:11 > 0:23:15# Looking for a man to set me free
0:23:15 > 0:23:17# He's got to fight to win my heart
0:23:17 > 0:23:21# That's what I need
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# Waiting for a knight to rescue me
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# He's gonna make a woman out of me
0:23:28 > 0:23:33# Is it tonight? The night my knight will rescue me?
0:23:34 > 0:23:39# Waiting for night The night, the night
0:23:40 > 0:23:43# Waiting for the night! #
0:23:43 > 0:23:47'So I got to host Yoshi, and everything turned out OK, right?'
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hi, I'm Yoshi.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I like physics, quadratic equations and herpetology, which is a...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56..branch of zoology,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59concerned with the study of reptiles and amphibians.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Hank, pack your things. You're moving out.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Sorry I'm late.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Don't you worry. We were just picking partners,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- and it looks like Hank needs one. - I do?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17So maybe you and me will be the perfect partners.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- HE RAPS:- Go, dude, Zoe She's where it's at
0:24:19 > 0:24:21She's going to beat that street They're phat...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Do you want me to find out if she's got a boyfriend?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25What? I don't care if she... Yeah, that'd be awesome.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Just relax. Once you hit her with your poem, boom!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30She's going to have Hank-shaped hearts in her eyes.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Did Hank put you up to this? - No, I was just doing the...survey.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38How do I get this girl out of my head? I keep seeing her everywhere.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41It's impossible. Once she's in your heart,
0:24:41 > 0:24:43she will always be in your head.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- I'm going to ask Zoe on a date. - That's a great idea.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47That is a terrible idea.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I didn't realise you were asking her on a date!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50And she can hear you!
0:24:50 > 0:24:54You're going on your first date. Just be cool, and don't panic.