Battle of the Goblins

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0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm dead.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I mean, not really dead.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45If I was really dead, everyone would be crying

0:00:45 > 0:00:48and saying what an amazing person I was.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51No, I'm the kind of dead where my best friend hates me,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54and I just got pelted with tomatoes, and it's all my own fault.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57It all started when we were working on our science project.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01How's your project going, Ashley?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Oh, I did my project in my sleep.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04No need to show-off.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06No, I've been listening to foreign radio stations

0:01:06 > 0:01:09in my sleep to see if my brain absorbs any new languages.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10New languages?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13You do schoolwork in your sleep? That's intense.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Did it work? - Not really.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Nyet. I mean nein.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- I mean tidak. I mean... - What are you talking about?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Je ne sais pas! - OK, that was weird.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Talking of weird, Zitzer, what's your project?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Finally going to learn to spell your own name?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Glad you asked. I'm going to tackle an age-old question.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Which is more powerful - fruit or vegetables?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Just what we'd expect from you, eh, Frankie?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42It was my idea, actually. It's a joint project.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Big mistake there, Frankie,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46cos Zip's here's going to wreck all your work.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Think again, McKelty. I can trust Hank.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50McKelty's right - he can't trust me.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Lovely. Thank you.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh, Pop, come here. You will not believe what I have got.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Let me guess.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- A new phone?- Yeah.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Every week you have a new phone.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Then you break it, the next week you have a new one again.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15No, but this one talks.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Every phone talks, Rosa. That's the whole point of a telephone.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21But it talks by itself. Go on, ask it a question.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- What question? - Oh, I don't know, anything.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Erm, what should I have for lunch?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27No, not like that. Ask it something it knows,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- like, "What day is it?" or... PHONE:- Hello, Rosa.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32The weather today is sunny.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Very impressive.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Apart from the fact that I'm not you, and it's raining.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Such a waste of money.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Anyway, here's a question for you - what are these?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43They're called tomatoes.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I would have thought as a retired deli owner you'd remember that.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I know what they are. But why twelve crates?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51And 100 lemons?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Hank changed the order, Mrs Z.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56What? Why? Where is he?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59These things don't grow on trees!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Well, yeah, OK, the lemons do. But I mean....

0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's for a science project, Mrs Zipzer.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Yeah! Me and Hank are working on it together.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08OK, why didn't you say? Help yourselves.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Thanks Mrs, Z! - Thanks, Mrs Zipzer!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Right. Now, where was I?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- PHONE:- Your current location is The Spicy Salami Deli.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27'This is the den,

0:03:27 > 0:03:31'where me, Ashley and Frankie hang out and come up with crazy schemes.'

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Ta-da!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34How is this a science project?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Well, I saw this thing online where they wired up loads of lemons

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- and it made a bulb light up. - Boring, right?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Then I thought, if I wire it to a horse race,

0:03:42 > 0:03:44suddenly it's exciting!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46The fruit is a sort of battery.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Yeah, it works by...

0:03:47 > 0:03:50The acids in the fruit conducting electrons between different metals.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Exactly what I was going to say.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Look, I've made spectators out of pegs and given the horses names.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Right. And the actual science part?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yeah. Still working on that.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Hank!- Don't worry, you go catch your bus to Games Kingdom.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Games Kingdom?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yeah, the new console's out this afternoon.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Voice activated, limited edition!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11It's going to sell out in nanoseconds.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Did I mention?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Frankie is currently obsessed with online gaming.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18He's in the world's top five at Goblin Smackdown.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Frankie, you have to get that console.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I can do this, trust me.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I can help. If I shift my homework hour to after swimming practice

0:04:26 > 0:04:29and before my clarinet lesson, which gives me...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31two and a half minutes! Sorry!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Are you sure you can handle this, Hank?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I might be a bit slow, but I think I can get the job...

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Argh!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Oops.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Plan B. You finish the project,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'll go get your console.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54OK, I've got Frankie's money and I know which bus to catch - 48 -

0:04:54 > 0:04:56and the name of the shop.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58What could go wrong?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00WIND HOWLS

0:05:04 > 0:05:07POLICE SIREN

0:05:09 > 0:05:11EAGLE SCREECHES

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- OK, some stuff- could- go wrong,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27but it won't.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31I'm going to guard this cash, catch the 48, and buy Frankie's console.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Here we go.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42OK, I've got the cash, I'm on the number 48...

0:05:42 > 0:05:43What?!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm on the wrong bus! Nooooooooo!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Oh, I'm sure Hank will be back any moment, Frankie.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03He's messed up everything else he's done in his entire life,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05he's bound to get something right soon.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06It's statistically inevitable.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Em, Have you seen my new phone, Stan?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- PHONE:- Certainly Rosa. Phoning Stan.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17PHONE RINGS

0:06:18 > 0:06:19That's very impressive, Rosa.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Yeah, all right, I'm having a few teething problems.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Would you like me to book a dentist appointment Rosa?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27No, thank you.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30The point is, this is the most advanced phone on the market.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's got voice recognition and a twelve megapixel camera...

0:06:33 > 0:06:36It's a 16 megapixel camera.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38My apologies.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'll give it two days, tops,

0:06:40 > 0:06:43before you either lose or destroy it, exactly like all the others.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Why does no one think I can look after a phone?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Hmm, let me think...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52They don't believe it... Oh!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54PHONE PLOPS Oops!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oops!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Oops!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06OK, so I've had a couple of mishaps.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07But not this time.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Yeah, two days, tops. Bet you'll lose it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Sorry, Mrs Z!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's OK, Frankie, if it's not you it'll be something else.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Did you get it? You did get it?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Tell me you got it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22The thing is, Frankie...

0:07:22 > 0:07:23There was this tornado...

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I mean, an eagle came down and...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I got on the wrong bus. I'm sorry.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You can yell at me if you like.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33No. It's OK.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34See you tomorrow.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I finished our project, by the way.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42You know me - when I make a promise, I keep it.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I think I'd feel a lot better if he yelled at me.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57So, to sum up, the evidence for the brain learning language

0:07:57 > 0:07:58while asleep is inconclusive,

0:07:58 > 0:08:01and will require further research to understand more fully.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Thank you, xie xie, and arrivederci.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05APPLAUSE

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Excellent, as always, Ashley. A-star.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Next - since we can't put it off forever -

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Francis and Henry.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16HE YAWNS

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Thank you, Miss Adolf, for that stirring introduction.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Now, may I present...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24the war of fruit and vegetables.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Ladies and gentlemen, please choose a horse -

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Lemon Lightning or Turbo Tomato.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Each horse is wired to a fruit battery.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36And...they're off!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41The lemon takes an early lead, leaving the tomato to play ketchup!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43But here comes the tomato on the inside!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44What's happened to the lemon?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46It has quite literally run out of juice!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Lemon Lightning is pipped at the post! The tomato takes it!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51We hope you enjoyed our science project.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55So, what, exactly, have you demonstrated?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57That veggies are faster than fruit?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01That in this case the lemon produced a stronger current,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03but for a shorter period of time.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05That too, obviously.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08So what do you say, Miss? Grade A? I know you want to say A!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Unfortunately, Henry, the tomato is technically a fruit,

0:09:12 > 0:09:15so your thesis is fundamentally flawed.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16B.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Next, Nicholas McKelty.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Such a loser, Zipzer.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28An invention allowing teachers to monitor students' behaviour

0:09:28 > 0:09:30even when facing away from the classroom.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I present shoulder mirrors.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37We were so close to that A. I could smell it.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39It smelled of chocolate and fireworks.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Save it, Hank, I can't hear the presentation.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Say the lovely Miss Adolf

0:09:44 > 0:09:46is writing something on the blackboard...

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I don't think he's forgiven me yet.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Either that or he's really interested in shoulder mirrors.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Remind me I have a hair appointment on Wednesday at four.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- PHONE:- You have a hair appointment on Wednesday at four.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08No, not now. Remind me some time in the future.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Talking to yourself? First sign you've gone crazy.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Actually, I'm trying to talk to my phone.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's the second sign.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Well, at least it proves I haven't lost it. Or broken...

0:10:18 > 0:10:19it.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Hank! Come here!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30How I love those little dimpled cheeks

0:10:30 > 0:10:32and everything attached to them!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I never had dimpled cheeks before he started doing this.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37And Ashley! How are you?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Molto bene!- Quando hai imparato a parlare Italiano?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Di notte nel sonno. - Qui brava!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- What are you saying? - I've literally no idea.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47And where's Frankie today?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49He went home. He...had stuff to do.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Did you two have a fight?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Not so much a fight.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55More I messed up and now he won't talk to me

0:10:55 > 0:10:58cos I didn't get his new fancy voice-recognition console.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Don't worry, Hank. He'll get over it.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Hey! What if someone fixed up Frankie's old console

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- so it did have voice recognition? - Not a good idea, Hank.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09That would take a genius with skills and abilities

0:11:09 > 0:11:11almost beyond human comprehension.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14You're right. Thanks Ashley!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Thanks for what?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23'Operation Frankie - phase one.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25'Enter Frankie's apartment.'

0:11:37 > 0:11:39'Operation Frankie - phase two.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41'Acquire Frankie's old games console.'

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Hank?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Hank!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Frankie will be back soon.- Thanks.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Erm, I...just remembered, it's my, erm...

0:11:59 > 0:12:00wedding anniversary!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14'Phase Three - the easy bit.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17'It's console-fixing time.'

0:12:17 > 0:12:18- PHONE:- Hi, Rosa.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- The time in Rio de Janeiro is... - Shhhh!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22OK, here goes.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Phone?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Phone? Where are you?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Phone? Phone?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Lost your new phone?- No.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Maybe.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Yes, I have, yes.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Have you tried ringing it?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I can't do that, Emily.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Because I have lost my phone.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Mm. Sarcasm. Helpful.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I meant ringing it with this.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oh, I see, yeah. Very good, thanks.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31It's ringing.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32SHE WHISPERS: (OK.)

0:13:32 > 0:13:34RINGING TONE

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- (What are we listening to?)- Oh!

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Nothing! Just, erm...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Er, the beautiful sound of silence.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Right.- Yeah.- Right.- Yeah.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50So you haven't...lost something then?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51No!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54KNOCKING Oh, look, someone at the door!

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Mustn't keep them waiting.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59She's lost her phone, hasn't she?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Hi, Mrs Zipzer... - Have you seen it?

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Seen what? - (My phone. It's gone missing!)

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Oh. Have you asked Mr Zipzer? - No! No!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Under no circumstances must this be mentioned to Stanley.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Or Papa Pete. Or anyone.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16In fact, just forget I told you, OK?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18OK.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Phone? Where are you?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24(It knows my voice. It's got voice recognition.)

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Voice recognition?!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Hank! What have you done?!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- What you told me to do.- What?!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37You told me to fix up Frankie's console

0:14:37 > 0:14:39with the voice chip from Mum's phone.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40- No I didn't! - Well, that was the gist.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42It was not the gist! I was very clear.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Nao ambiguo. Unzweideutig.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46Huh?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Anyway, I've half finished it.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50I've dismantled everything brilliantly.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52It's just the putting-it-back-together part

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- that's a bit difficult. - Oh, Hank. Let me help.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Screwdriver.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Broken bit.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Other broken bit.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Frankie! CRASH

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Hi.- Hello.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Look. I came to say sorry.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18You made a mistake and got on the wrong bus.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Anyone could have done it.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- It was pretty stupid.- Nah.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Stupid would be losing my best mate because of it.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24So what do you say?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- PHONE:- You have a hair appointment in two days' time.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29What?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Th-that's great. I'm really sorry about yesterday, Frankie.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33No biggie.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Why buy a voice-activated console when the old one still works?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- You did me a favour, really. - I really didn't.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Anyway, tomorrow night it's Goblin Smackdown, the final battle.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45I could become overlord of the whole kingdom!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Want to come round and watch me squash some orcs?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Yeah, sure.- Cool!

0:15:50 > 0:15:51See you tomorrow.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, no!

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Now would be a great time to give me some really good advice.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Anything? Any language, I'm not fussy.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Maybe we can still fix it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yeah, before I did a massive belly-flop on it

0:16:07 > 0:16:09and broke all the plastic.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Then we need to get a new one.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Who do we know who's got the same console?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Emily?- No.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20You can't borrow my games console.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21I saw what you did to that other one,

0:16:21 > 0:16:24so if you even think about touching mine

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Katherine is under strict instructions

0:16:26 > 0:16:27to bite your fingers off.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35That settles it.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'll have to make a fake passport,

0:16:37 > 0:16:39get on a plane and start a new life in Ecuador.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41There is another way.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43You could be honest and tell Frankie the truth.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45How do you spell "passport"?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Hey, still on to watch my Goblin Smackdown tonight?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Frankie, I need to talk to you... - There's me and one other player

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- fighting to become ultimate champion and...- Frankie!

0:17:03 > 0:17:06..and I really feel like I'm in the zone, you know? And...

0:17:09 > 0:17:10What's that?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Tell me it's not what it looks like.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Because it looks like my console.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Smashed to bits!

0:17:19 > 0:17:22That's stupid even for you, Zitzer.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Come and play the game at my place, bro.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28I've got a 60-inch LCD, surround sound.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29I was trying to be helpful.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Helpful? Helpful?!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- See, the way my brain works... - No, Hank!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I always have to forgive you for doing dumb things

0:17:36 > 0:17:38because "it's how your brain works".

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well, did you ever think maybe it's not your brain?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Maybe it's you.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45We can all smash things up! Look, I'll smash something up!

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Sorry, everyone! It's not my fault, it's just how my brain works!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19'And this is where we came in.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22'Oh, boy. I told you I was a dead man.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25'McKelty is smugger than ever,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27'Miss Adolf's going to turn me into tomato soup

0:18:27 > 0:18:30'and, worst of all, I've lost my best fiend.'

0:18:32 > 0:18:34What has happened in here?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I can tell you, Miss!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I don't want a name, Nicholas. I want a body, here,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42for clean-up detention the minute school finishes,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44and every night for the rest of the week.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Great. Now I don't even get to play the game.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Thanks, Hank.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Thanks for everything.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Well done, Zit. Huh, that's typical of you.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Great way to lose a best mate.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09As I was saying -

0:19:09 > 0:19:11dead man.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25On your way.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Henry doesn't need any distraction from you.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30But I'm here for my detention.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35It's Henry's detention.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Don't try to take the blame for him, he's already confessed.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41But, why would he pelt himself with tomatoes?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's not my job to understand the boy,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45merely to punish him.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49You not in detention?

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Great, then you can still play the Smackdown at mine.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56My games room's got its own fridge, and a popcorn machine.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58And do you know what else?

0:19:58 > 0:20:02I haven't smashed up the game machine with a great big hammer.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04That's sold it. Let's go.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Landline, eh? I thought you only used your mobile these days.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19RINGING TONE

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Er, yes, but I've run out of all my free minutes so...it's cheaper.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Anyway, it's busy.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'll try later.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Why not just send a text?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31From your mobile?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Yes!

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Or I could email.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Yeah, that's what I'll do, I'll...

0:20:37 > 0:20:38I'll email.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I wonder what the weather's going to be like tomorrow.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Could you check for me?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49On your mobile?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Um...

0:20:51 > 0:20:55No, no need, because... it'll be in the paper.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, look! It's a rainbow.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Isn't that lovely?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You should take a photograph of that.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07On your mobile.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Yes, it is lovely.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13In fact, it's so lovely,

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I, erm, think I'd rather draw it.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20So, yeah...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Hey, Hankster.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Hey.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29How was detention?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Awesome! Adolf wheeled in these massive speakers,

0:21:32 > 0:21:35dropped some dubstep tracks and we all had a foam party.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Really?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Nah, not really.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40How was McKelty's?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43It was OK. He's got a massive telly,

0:21:43 > 0:21:45but there's really strict rules.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Shoes off, no elbows on the furniture,

0:21:48 > 0:21:51plump the cushions when you get up...

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Wow. His parents sound tough.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56His parents were out. These were McKelty's rules.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12How was the Goblin Smackdown?

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Oh, that.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- I did that. I won.- Hey, great!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17That makes you King of the Goblins! Well done!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Just means I beat some random other player.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Could have been anyone in the whole world.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Right! I've changed my mind. You can have my stupid console.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I never want to see it again!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I got beaten into second place by some stupid hobgoblin!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Huh. Small world.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46To be honest, dude, I preferred racing tomatoes with you, anyway.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47See, that's the problem,

0:22:47 > 0:22:50cos I never want to see another tomato as long as I live.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Are you sure? Because I saved you one especially.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- 'No, no! Get off me!' - Chat to you later. Bye.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Who were you talking to, on your...mobile?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Just my dad.- How is he?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Fine.- Yeah?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05He's also right there.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Hello!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12And that's not a phone, it's a make-up mirror.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Yeah.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17All right, fine, you've got me. I have lost my phone. Happy?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Oh, yes. Always happy to be proven right.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23But this time I swear it's not my fault.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26It's like it's vanished off the face of the earth!

0:23:26 > 0:23:27- DISTORTED PHONE VOICE:- Hello, Rosa,

0:23:27 > 0:23:30you have missed your hair appointment.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Hank, is that you?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Um...- Would you like to make another appointment?

0:23:35 > 0:23:36That's my phone!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Hank!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Mum, you see, the thing is...

0:23:44 > 0:23:46MOANING

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I need something less Halloween,

0:23:48 > 0:23:49and more Hankoween!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- BOTH:- Trick or treat!

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Ahhhhhh!

0:23:53 > 0:23:54That's scary.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56This is smart casual, Miss Ad.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I wouldn't be seen dead in this.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Well, that can be arranged!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03I've come up with the best Halloween costume ever.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Please tell me the garlic is at least to ward off vampires?

0:24:06 > 0:24:07It's to add flavour, duh!

0:24:07 > 0:24:08I'm a Germ.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10You make me sick.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13I didn't realise you two were such good friends.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15We're always having a laugh together.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Hi, Nick.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19You really capture that Halloween feeling of

0:24:19 > 0:24:22eyeballs squishing between your teeth.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Red card! OUT!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27You leave my sister alone!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Or what?