Haunted Hank

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0:00:31 > 0:00:35OK, Halloween costume ideas - go!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39A hideous giant eyeball, complete with squirting eyeball goo...

0:00:43 > 0:00:44..wardrobe zombie...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Rargh!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Brains... Bleurgh...!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53..or, most terrifying of all, Ms Adolf.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57You! No talking, no chewing and no breathing!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Nah...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00They're all too obvious.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02I need something less Halloween...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04and more Hankoween!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hank, it's time for school.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh, no, not Halloween again?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- It's every year, dad.- Hank!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Can't they make it every four years, like the Olympics?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, come on, Stan, everyone loves Halloween.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- I don't, and I'm part of everyone! - Well, you'd better start loving it,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21because it's a big day at the deli, and I need your help.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22KNOCK AT DOOR

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hank, your friends are here!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25So am I!

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Don't let my appearance fool you, because I am completely ready.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Hey, Hankster, how's it going?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Mm, OK.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45The annual Mum versus Dad Halloween argument's kicking off,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47and I'm NOT getting into it.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48But, on the plus side,

0:01:48 > 0:01:52I've come up with the best Halloween costume ever.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Go on, ask me what it is. - What is it?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57You'll have to wait and see - but it'll blow your minds.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Do you mean it'll actually cause a brain haemorrhage,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- or will it just surprise us a bit? - Both.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04But not the brain thing. But it IS amazing!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Even more amazing than the school letting Mr Rock

0:02:07 > 0:02:09throw a Halloween party in the first place.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Hi!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24You are aware that it's not actually Halloween yet.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Why are you in costume three days early?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28This is not a costume.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29This is the way I dress all the time -

0:02:29 > 0:02:32this is smart-casual, Ms A.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Gotcha!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34No, you didn't.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Anyway, I don't see why we need a disco.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39When I was at school I never indulged in fun of any kind.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yeah, not a lot has changed, huh?

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Yeah. Well, this year, I'm going to get you into the Halloween spirit.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47What size do you think you wear?

0:02:47 > 0:02:4817-wicked?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Ugh!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I wouldn't be seen dead in this.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, that can be arranged.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I hope they let me spin the decks at the disco.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Lay down some beats for MC Frankie's heavy Halloween hits.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07What, so you're into DJing now?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I've ALWAYS been into DJing...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11since last Monday night. BELL RINGS

0:03:11 > 0:03:14What do you think Hank's costume is?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Knowing him, it could be anything.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I just hope he doesn't make it too... Zipzerish.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20You mean like the "transforming" Mary and Joseph

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- he made for the Nativity?- Exactly.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Acceptable Halloween costumes are - vampire, werewolf, ghost,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28or any other living dead...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Maybe a mummy, if he's got as lot of toilet roll.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33But you know Hank's going to find them all far too boring.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Are you ready yet?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47I wanted to get there early.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I wanted a hamster instead of a baby sister -

0:03:49 > 0:03:52but life is full of disappointments.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Is that meant to be...

0:03:54 > 0:03:57You'll see it when it's finished. And it'll be better than...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What are you supposed to be, exactly?!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- I'm a unicellular eukaryotic organism.- Simpler.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- A protozoon.- Simpler.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05I'm a germ.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I know, but what's your costume?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ha...ha.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Germs are the deadliest killers in the world.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16Death. Killing. It's SO predictable. Wait till you see mine!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I AM waiting. I've been waiting since you got home from school.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Well, it's going to be worth it.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22And at least I won't look like something

0:04:22 > 0:04:23that just came out of an ogre's nose!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- TANNOY:- Welcome to the Westbrook Academy Halloween ball.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Tonight's going to be really "ghoul"!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40EVIL LAUGHTER

0:04:48 > 0:04:51What a fantastic costume.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Go and have a great time, AJ.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Wow.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, that is an inventive costume.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Are you kidding me?!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I thought you said you wouldn't be seen dead in a costume on Halloween.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09No, I said I wouldn't be seen dead in your tawdry witch's hat.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14If something's worth doing, Mr Rock, it's worth doing properly.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah! Give me a high eight.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Give me a five!

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Rock'n'roll!

0:05:19 > 0:05:23So, just for my edification, what kind of spider are you?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26An Amazonian bird-eating spider.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28SHE SCREAMS

0:05:28 > 0:05:31You have got SUCH a way with kids.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I have got to take a lesson from you(!)

0:05:41 > 0:05:44So, what do you think?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Well, it's...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47er, different.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Dude, you're a table.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's a...scary table?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54One from my mum's deli.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Look, I've even got breadsticks and garlic oil.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Please tell me the garlic is at least to ward off vampires.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05It's to add flavour, duh. Why would I ward off vampires?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Because it's Halloween!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09What does a table from the deli have to do with anything?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I was thinking of going as a medium.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14You know, someone who sits at a table and talks to ghosts.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16"Knock once if you can hear me,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18"knock twice if you can't" - that sort of thing.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Then I just thought - tables are really cool.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22I don't know, exactly,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25but the point is, my costume is completely original.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49SCREAMING

0:06:56 > 0:07:01Zombies, mummies, ghosts... Oh, no, what was I thinking?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04It's times like this that I hate my brain.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06DERISIVE LAUGHTER

0:07:09 > 0:07:14Zitzer, you've ACTUALLY come as...a piece of furniture?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Ooh, scary(!) Watch out...

0:07:17 > 0:07:19there's a chair behind you!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You really are a loser, aren't you, Zitzer?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Ow!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- TANNOY:- Stop your dancing feet,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33the Prince of Darkness has something to say.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Hey, Zitzer!

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Attention, everybody.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42We have the results for the lamest costume competition,

0:07:42 > 0:07:44and it's a clean sweep for the Zitzer family,

0:07:44 > 0:07:48tied between Hank's table of terror and his sister Emily's....

0:07:48 > 0:07:50What are you, exactly?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Is that...snot?!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54LAUGHTER

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'm a unicellular eukaryotic...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'm not going through all that again.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59I'm a germ.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01She's come as the sniffles.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04You make me sick.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Get it?

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Cos you're a germ!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08LAUGHTER

0:08:09 > 0:08:11LAUGHTER ECHOES

0:08:17 > 0:08:20That's when the Zipzer preservation instinct kicked in.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22I know we might be enemies most of the time,

0:08:22 > 0:08:26but no-one insults my little sister in this school.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I'm going to make McKelty eat his words.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Just call me Hank Zipzer, vampire slayer.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41You leave my sister alone.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Or what?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45You'll make me sit down and have a meal at you?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Honestly, Zitzer, do you even know what Halloween is?

0:08:48 > 0:08:49'And then it came to me -

0:08:49 > 0:08:52'if McKelty wants horror, I'll give him horror.'

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yeah, of course.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58In fact, it's Halloween every day at our house,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00because our flat is haunted.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- ALL:- Ooh!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yeah. Come and see for yourself if you're man enough.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07OK, you're on.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Tomorrow, Halloween, sundown.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15CLANG!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Oops. - DERISIVE LAUGHTER

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Anyone got a broom?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Ways to scare Nick - number one.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Make ghosts by draping sheets over helium balloons.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Whoooo...!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Number two, hide Dad's razor till he grows his beard

0:09:47 > 0:09:48so he looks like a werewolf.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51THUNDERCLAP

0:09:51 > 0:09:52HE GURGLES

0:09:52 > 0:09:54HE GROWLS

0:09:54 > 0:09:57HE HOWLS

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Number three.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Trick real ghosts into thinking our flat is a graveyard.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05GHOSTLY MOANS AND WAILS

0:10:18 > 0:10:20APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Um, Hank, are you doing your homework?- Yep.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Voluntarily?- Yeah. I got up early to have a head start.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Er, Stanley, are you seeing this too?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36That is really good, Hank.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Education is training. Train hard, fight easy.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41And I can honestly say I am spending the whole day

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- doing a school project.- Great.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Right, well, we'd better get a hurry on because those candied eyeballs

0:10:48 > 0:10:52and marzipan zombie fingers just won't make themselves.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Or if they did, it would be quite scary. Whoo!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I still don't understand how you can get so excited

0:10:58 > 0:10:59by food that looks so disgusting.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02It's called fun, Stan!

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Yeah, cos nothing says "fun" like a plateful of guts and brains.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Yes. And Halloween also says "extra customers" and "more takings".

0:11:10 > 0:11:12So, come on, let's hurry up.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Ah, my right-hand man and my left-hand girl!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Always get those two mixed up.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37So, what have you got?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Introducing...

0:11:41 > 0:11:42..Dr Boneman.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44If he's a doctor, I'd hate to see his patients.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Halloween make-up. - And I've got fishing line.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50That sounds less haunted-housey than ours.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Ah, but... when I tie it to things...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Whoa!- Wow!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Oh, wow(!)

0:12:02 > 0:12:04What are you up to?!

0:12:04 > 0:12:06You're going to be in so much trouble with Mum and Dad

0:12:06 > 0:12:08if you do something crazy.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10You'll be grounded till next Halloween.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13We're creating a haunted house to scare Nick McSmellsy.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14- Nice nickname.- I know. I just thought of it.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Once he's running out of here screaming,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19he'll never be mean to you again.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21You mean you're doing this for me?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Wow, I suppose I am.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Wow.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40OK.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Let the fun commence.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45How do I look?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Absolutely hideous.- Oh, thank you.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Sta-an! Start having fun...now! - Do I have to?- Yes!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56HE SIGHS

0:12:58 > 0:13:01HE MOANS

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Oh, that's better. I like the moaning.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh, well, yeah, you'll be getting a lot of that.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Mm-hm-hm...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, man, what's that stink? It's rank!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Hank's making a rotting corpse smell.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25He's got a rotting corpse? Can I see it?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What?! No. It's one of Mum's cabbage recipes.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30An actual rotting corpse would've smelt better.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- How are the peeled grape eyeballs coming along?- Peeled grapes?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36That's so fake! I got real sheep's eyeballs from the butcher.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Eurgh!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41He also threw in a bunch of livers, kidneys and guts.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Hank says we were going to use sausages to look like intestines.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yeah. Well, you know what looks more like intestines? Intestines.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55SCREAMING

0:13:55 > 0:13:57MC Frankie's spooky soundscape.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Can I get a...?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Oh, yeah! I downloaded a bunch of killer sound effects.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07And I'm mixing them with some even scarier sounds I've recorded myself.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09SPOOKY BABY'S CRIES

0:14:09 > 0:14:11A baby crying.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14WEIRD GURGLING

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Cool, an angry walrus.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18No, it's my dad snoring.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20And, finally.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21'PAY ATTENTION, BOY!'

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- When did you record that? - I don't know.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26It could've been any lesson with Hank and Miss Adolf in it.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29According to my list, there's just one thing missing.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- A severed head.- Do you want me to go back to the butcher's?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33What butcher's do you shop at?!

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Grrr! Whooo! Rarrr!

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Grrrr!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- BOTH:- Trick or treat?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47THEY SCREAM

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Stan?- It's too hot with this on.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Where is your Halloween spirit?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54It's struggling to breathe under this mask.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Don't make me come over there and...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- DEEP VOICE:- ..eat your brain.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yeah, all right, all right.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Trick or treat? - Oh, er, treat, please.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07No, no, no, the kids get the treats.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh, so what's in it for me, then?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Well, that's just not how it works.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15You look really scary. Doesn't she?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Yeah, yeah, very horrific.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20But you, madam,

0:15:20 > 0:15:22that's a great witch costume.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Full marks. I mean, really horrible.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm NOT wearing a costume.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31OK, do you know what? I will finish up here.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Serve that boy up there.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38And remember, Halloween spirit!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Can I tempt you with one of our tasty house specialities?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Gruesome, aren't they?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Instead of biting your nails, you can

0:15:48 > 0:15:50pretend you're biting somebody else's.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52CRUNCH

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Or, or, or...

0:15:53 > 0:15:56when you pop one of these in your mouth, you really

0:15:56 > 0:15:59capture that Halloween feeling

0:15:59 > 0:16:03of eyeballs squishing between your teeth.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04HE GAGS

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Right, that is it!

0:16:06 > 0:16:07What?

0:16:07 > 0:16:11You are terrible at Halloween and you're ruining it for everyone else!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Go on, get out! Go home!

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Are you putting me in the sin bin? - No. Look, I am sending you off.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Red card. Out!

0:16:19 > 0:16:20SHE SIGHS

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Now that's scary.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Wait. So when was I beheaded exactly?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- I don't know. Medieval times? - Don't be silly.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40The longest record of a decapitated head surviving was 30 seconds.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43So let's say I was beheaded just before Nick arrives.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- HE SIGHS - Does it matter?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I can't get into character if it's not medically accurate.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Whatever!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- If I just loosen this here. - RIPPING

0:16:58 > 0:16:59I can put that back later.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Probably.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- DOOR OPENS - Action stations. Nick's here.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Frankie's spooky soundscape. Go, go, go!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Welcome to Hank's haunted... Dad!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Yeah?

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Why?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Who else were you expecting?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- SPOOKY SOUNDSCAPE - Whargh!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23What...is going on?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Um...

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Trick or treat?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I don't know what you kids think you're playing at,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32but I've had it up to here with Halloween!

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Now, you're going to put everything back just how it was!

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Now!

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Well done, gang. I think that's it.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Aagh!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- HE SIGHS - Now show me your homework.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Hank's finished it all, Dad.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I have?

0:18:11 > 0:18:12I mean...I have.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Hmm...

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Good.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Very good.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23- Too good.- What?

0:18:23 > 0:18:27You think I can't tell the difference between your work

0:18:27 > 0:18:29and Emily's. Well, let's see.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yours...Emily's.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yours...

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Emily's.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36They look the same to me, Dad.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41You are in big trouble, young man.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42It's bad enough you lie to me,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44but then you get your sister to do your homework,

0:18:44 > 0:18:46and then you make her lie to me too!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- And YOU should know better. - I do know better.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- But there were extenuating circumstances.- Yeah.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Whatever they are.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- You don't have to cover for him, Emily.- I'm not.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59You always tell us to stand up to bullies.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00So that's what I'm doing.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04What? By wrecking out flat? What were these bullies doing?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Teasing you for living somewhere too neat?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09McKelty and his friends made fun of my Halloween costume

0:19:09 > 0:19:11because it wasn't scary.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Which is ridiculous

0:19:13 > 0:19:16because flesh-eating bacteria are about as scary as it gets.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19And we thought if we gave McKelty the scare of his life,

0:19:19 > 0:19:21he'd lay off teasing Emily.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38DOOR BELL RINGS

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Come in, Nick.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Hi. Hank invited me over.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I didn't realise you two were such good friends.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yes. We are always having a laugh together.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Well, any friend of Hank's is a friend of the entire family.

0:19:54 > 0:19:59- Welcome to the team.- Thanks, Mr Zipzer.- Come on. We're through here.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01CREEPY MUSIC

0:20:01 > 0:20:02CLOCK TICKING SLOWLY

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Hi, Nick.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14- All right, Zip...zer. - Won't you sit down, Nick?

0:20:15 > 0:20:19We are just having one of Hank's mum's famous Italian recipes.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Drink?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32I hope cranberry juice is OK.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah, thanks.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42- So, where is this ghost you were talking about?- Ghost? Ha-ha!

0:20:42 > 0:20:46There are no ghosts. Hank is always making up stories.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Such an imagination!

0:20:47 > 0:20:52ALL LAUGH

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I was just kidding. You know me!

0:20:58 > 0:21:04ALL LAUGH

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Hank. Plates, please.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Nick. Help yourself.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Guests first.- Thanks, Mr Zipzer.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Aaaaaargh!

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Head in the pan! Head in the pan!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Head in the pan!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Ha-ha! And that, kids,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33is how you scare someone! Yes!

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Thanks, Dad.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's all right. You can stop screaming now.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45No, there is an intestine up my nose!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Emily, are you coming? Where is your drama costume?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54It is time to go trick or treating for real!

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Frankie and Ashley have already started.- Oh, it's in the wash.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03OK, it isn't. But I don't want to go through all that again.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Emily, I don't think Nick is going to make fun of you any time soon.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- It wasn't just Nick.- Well, his cheeky friends only do what he does.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14I wasn't talking about them. You made fun of me too.

0:22:15 > 0:22:21You're right. I'm sorry. But since when do you care what I think?

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- That's true. I don't! - Emily, we are Zipzers.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27We don't care what anyone thinks.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28I'll get changed.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30And don't forget,

0:22:30 > 0:22:34unicellular eukaryotes organisms are the deadliest killers in the world!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36That was nice, Hank.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- That's the kind of big brother I am always hoping you will be.- I know.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44And as little sisters go, well, she's not too bad.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'd still trade her in for a hamster though!

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Right then.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Now that we have pulled off the best Halloween prank ever,

0:22:55 > 0:22:57let's get ourselves some treats.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Oh, wait, I'll come too!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01But I'm going to need a costume.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Stanley Zipzer! - I know what you're going to say.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12And, yes, I admit, I was wrong.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Halloween is a lot of fun.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17In fact, I've grown to love it.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I was going to say, what have you done to my table?!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- It was his fault.- My fault?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER

0:23:26 > 0:23:27The sofa is a death trap...

0:23:29 > 0:23:32ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:23:39 > 0:23:42This year there will be two Zipzer teams

0:23:42 > 0:23:44entering the debating competition.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46BOTH: Kelsey!

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Your partner this year is him?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50It still kills McKelty that I won this off him

0:23:50 > 0:23:51in the great conker match of '83.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Whatever my dad says next shows just how much faith he has in me.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Of course I'll bet that card.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Debating is just polite arguing.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01How much pressure can there be?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04ALL LAUGH

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Wishing the ground would just swallow me up right now.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- You can do it. You just have to try. - You know what?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I quit.