0:00:30 > 0:00:34Science proves the molecular structure of the cells is correct,
0:00:34 > 0:00:38and that is why the egg most definitely came before the chicken.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40OK, we need to back this up a bit.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43The school debate is usually my dad and Emily's thing.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45They take it way too seriously.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48OK, so we need to assess the weaknesses in our game.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Why? You won. You win the competition every year.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54"If what you did yesterday still looks big to you..."
0:00:54 > 0:00:56"..then you have not done much today."
0:00:56 > 0:00:57That's my girl.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00What does that even mean? I hate this time of year.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04They talk like Olympic athletes - from a couch!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now, four debate rounds this year. Lots of competition.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10The only person I'm in competition with is myself
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Oh, nice!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15And that's when Mum saw "the left-out look".
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Guess what, everybody.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21This year, there will be two Zipzer teams
0:01:21 > 0:01:24entering the debating competition.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25- What do you think about that? - BOTH: Mm...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Oh, come on!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Two Zipzer teams means two winners this year, instead of just one.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Oh... - Didn't think that through, did you?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Well, I think it's a great idea.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Maybe Emily and I can give you and Hank some pointers.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, yeah, it's not going to be me and Hank.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42It's going to be you and Hank.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Gulp!- And you and me, kiddo.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Dad was not expecting that.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Oh. Everything ready for the debate registration, Miss Adolf?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Oh, of course, Headmaster. You know it's my favourite time of year.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04The drama, the tension,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08the sight of sweat on the brows of terrified children.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09It makes all the hard work worth it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12That's what I wanted to talk to you about, actually.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I've decided to take some of the strain off you this year.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18You're giving me a personal assistant?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22No. I'm taking over. I'll be chief adjudicator this year.
0:02:22 > 0:02:28But...I'm always chief adjudicator. I...I even have a badge.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Even more reason for you to take a well-deserved break this year.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33And with the entire board of governors coming along,
0:02:33 > 0:02:34might be just the time
0:02:34 > 0:02:37to inject some fresh new energy into proceedings.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Um...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43If I could...Miss Adolf. Thank you.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh! Excellent.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Ah! Bring on the debate!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Debating, Hank? That involves study. Lots of study. You do realise that?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'll be fine. And I've got Dad.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00He says, as long as you prepare to fail,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02you won't fail to fail at preparing.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- He doesn't really say that, does he? - No, but it's something like that.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Still, Hank, it's a lot of pressure.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Please! Debating is just polite arguing.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12How much pressure can there be?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25This is my worst nightmare.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27HEARTBEAT THUMPS
0:03:27 > 0:03:29ALL LAUGH
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Ooh, sweetheart, this looks fun. Let's go and sign up.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48My reputation is ruined!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- We would like to register, please. - As a team?- Yeah.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57We'd presumed you'd be with your father, as usual, Emily.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- This is a surprise. - That's one word for it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Guess we'd better sign up too. You and me, me and you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06For the old debating competition. Come on.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12BOTH: McKelty.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Nick.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Mick.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- BOTH:- Zipzer.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27They've got history too? Who knew?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31What are YOU doing here? Come to witness the Zipzer massacre?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33You wish. We're going to wipe the floor with you.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You mean, your partner this year is him?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39You'd better believe it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41HE CHUCKLES
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I wish the ground would just swallow me up right now!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Ignore the McKeltys. Mick just can't handle the fact
0:04:55 > 0:04:58that he hasn't beaten me at anything since we were ten.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Here, look. Look at this.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04This is the Holy Grail of rare collector cards.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07It still kills McKelty that I won this off him
0:05:07 > 0:05:08in the great conker match of '83.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12This is not good.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18I knew Dad was undefeated, but not for...a lifetime!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21This is more pressure than an elephant pogoing on your head.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Right, four rounds, four topics.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Round one - the balloon debate. Classic.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- What, we argue about balloons?- No.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Round two - which are better, cats or dogs?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh, no. Oh, I love animals. They're so adorable. Hm!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40No. I could never choose between them.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Round three - is green belt development progression or pollution?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47And round four - should PE be compulsory?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48I'm drowning in words already.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Well, suck it up, Hank, because debate practice starts now.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55More like my brain ends now.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Imagine we're in a hot-air balloon which is sinking
0:06:00 > 0:06:03and someone must be thrown out to save everyone else.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, but that's terrible.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Why are there so many people in the balloon in the first place?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I don't know. That's not the point.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13The balloon is full - hypothetically full -
0:06:13 > 0:06:15of famous characters from history.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh! Like one of those pretend dinner parties.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- NOT like a dinner party!- No.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24So then Frankie put peanut butter on the cat
0:06:24 > 0:06:27and, sure enough, the dog licked him clean.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29They got on famously after that.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31So, that's why dogs are better than cats,
0:06:31 > 0:06:35because dogs will lick anything, whereas cats only lick themselves.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39But that's not a proper reason.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41The arguments have to be backed up with evidence.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- I can get Frankie to vouch for that. - There is no vouching in debates!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Um...
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Cats!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52No, dogs!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Do we win?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56SHE SIGHS
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Where do you think you're going?! So undisciplined.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- No! No bay leaves!- Yes! Bay leaf!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07THEY BICKER
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- How are you getting on? - How could you marry this woman?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14The McKeltys are here!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- What? Why?- Espionage! - I'll be right there.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You put tomato in my ossobuco?!
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Ossobuco has tomatoes, Dad! Oooh! It's my deli now.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35No tomatoes! Cinnamon, bay leaf, gremolata. That's all!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Mum, remember what I said about putting forward a logical argument
0:07:39 > 0:07:42backed up with example - quietly?
0:07:42 > 0:07:49Is it my fault if your pop is a cranky old, sour old dish-wreckerer!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- What are you two doing here? - Just enjoying the show.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Oooh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- What is going on in there? - No!- Mum is debating.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59She's a firecracker, Zipzer.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04HE PANTS This family - we can't lose.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Leave my family out of this, McKelty.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I'm the one who's going to lose this competition for us.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11That didn't come out right.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Hey! No-one is going to lose this competition!
0:08:15 > 0:08:20None of us, I mean. You are. Like every other year, McKelty.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- It's going to be like 1983 all over again.- Is that so?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28OK, Zipzer. You mentioned '83.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31How about you put that card back up for grabs?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I win, I get to keep the card.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37If you win, I'll shall get down on my knees in public
0:08:37 > 0:08:41and admit you are the undisputed champion of all time.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Whatever my dad says next shows just how much faith he has in me.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Of course I'll bet that card!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Great. Now I'M responsible for my dad's card.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00A card he keeps in a glass case. A glass case!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02You'll have to call it something else,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05because this is not my ossobuco!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09You want your ossobuco? Here is your ossobuco!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- SQUELCH! - Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, dear.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21It was supposed to go over him.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Well, let's hope you're better at debating
0:09:23 > 0:09:26than you are at throwing casserole.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- How's it going with Emily? - Oh, yeah, well. Really well.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Really, really, really well.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Badly, then?- Yep. How's it going with Hank?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, fine. It's great. Excellent.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- It's bad?- It's terrible.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Hey, here's an idea.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Why don't we swap back? - This is not about the debate.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- This is about father and son time.- OK.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Does it have to be MY son?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03HONK!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05What? What? What year is it?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Get up, get up, get up! It's 0600 hours.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Time to get a march on the competition.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- What have you done to my walls?- Ah!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I've simplified all the research
0:10:16 > 0:10:20into simple bullet points on handy flash cards.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22One set for home and one set for school.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Debaters live and die by these flash cards!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Right now, I'm dying.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I'm not late. I'm not late. I'm not late. I'm not late.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Hank, you're late!- Yes, he is. See me after class, Henry.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Oh! Guys, I've had the worst morning.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Dad gave me all these famous people to study for this balloon debate
0:10:45 > 0:10:48and you would not believe how easy it is to lose them.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51JFK got assassinated in a whole new way by Miss Adolf.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Henry VIII got beaned.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- At least I've still got Joan of Arc. - Um, Hank...
0:11:09 > 0:11:11And Joan of Arc's been burnt at the stake.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'd be most grateful
0:11:13 > 0:11:16if you could try not to set the school on fire, Henry, again.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Set the school on fire AGAIN.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27And what's a negative point about Henry VIII?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30That he came eighth? So, that's not even a bronze medal.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Name me a positive point about JFK.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, that's easy. French fries.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41JFK, not KFC! He was President of America, not colonel of chicken.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You haven't read the cards, have you?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49But I made it so easy, Hank. Did you even try?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I lost them before I had a chance to.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54In a series of weird and unfortunate events.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Well, we'll just have to do it the hard way. From beginning to end.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- There's no way I can learn that. - There's no glory in practice, Hank,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03but without practice, there is no glory.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05That doesn't make sense! Your sayings never make any sense!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Hank, you can do it. You just have to try!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- I can't. I'm not like Emily. - Yeah, well, that's for sure...
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You know what? I quit.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26And now onto round one.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Which... Hang on. Oh.
0:12:37 > 0:12:43Just having a dry run. Trickier than it first seems, you know.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Quite. It's been brought to my attention that the topic
0:12:47 > 0:12:49for the final round is one we have covered before.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54- We'll have to change it. - Really? Well, I...
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, yes. Thank you.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Would you like me to take charge of informing the participants?
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Um... That would be very helpful, yes.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07As long as you don't mind, of course?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Of course not, Mr Love.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yeah, that's, um...fixed.
0:13:30 > 0:13:36Picture a pond, absolutely still, no ripples.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Feel all your stress flowing out of you.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- OK, I'm calm, can we study now? - You don't sound very calm.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Oh, I'm calm, cool and collected. - DOOR SLAMS
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh! Stan!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Stan, you rippled my pond.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Hank quit the team. Your son is a quitter!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Stan, did you push him too hard? - No harder than I ever pushed Emily.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- I miss that pushing. - I don't care if we win or not,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I don't want him to be a quitter.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10If you don't care about winning, why are you piling on so much pressure?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Because I do care about the winning!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- I really, really do! - Stanley Zipzer.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21what is more important, your son or that stupid card?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Can I come in?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You know, Hank, there are heroes and legends.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Heroes are remembered, but legends never die...- Dad, English please.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I just mean...
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I got a little carried away with beating Mick McKelty.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I mean, you can understand that, right?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I didn't want to beat McKelty. Or his dad.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04I just want him to leave me alone.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I just wanted to prepare you for the debate.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I want to prepare you for everything.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm your dad.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19You know, Dad, I can't learn the way Emily does.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24But that doesn't mean I can't win an argument.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Well, you won this one.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I'm sorry. If I promise to go easy, will you come back?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- We can just go out and try our best. - No more sayings that make no sense?
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- Agreed. So, are you back on the team? - Team Zipzer is a go.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Dad didn't stop trying to teach me that preparation was everything.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47And he still had way too many cards, but we had fun too.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- OK, what have we got? - A church.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Yeah. Who's that?- King Henry.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Ah! And what's there?- A head. - And what have we got all together?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Head of the Church of England. - Oh, yeah, baby!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59And it was a bit of a toss-up between...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Mum and Emily were also making progress.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Without the hands.- OK. - Without the hands.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Emily said it was a bit like training Katherine.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11In the end, I actually felt good about the debating competition.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14That's it. We are as ready as we'll ever be.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Go and get some sleep. Big day tomorrow. Kicking McKelty butt.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19You really think we've got a chance?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Of course we've got a chance. We're Team Zipzer.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Well, Andy, I guess this is goodbye.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Don't feel sorry for me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49All right, then, feel a bit sorry. I mean, this is heartbreaking!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Miss Adolf. Shouldn't you be getting ready for the big competition?
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Actually, I'm...- You always look so smart in your gown. Majestic, even.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Everything's shipshape at my end.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15All the classrooms locked up, Mr Love's office locked up,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- staff room locked up.- Mr Love's? - Is there a problem?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22No. No problem at all.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Hello? Has someone locked this door?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Hello?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Welcome to this year's debating competition!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53..mollified only after birth...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56And that is why dogs are better than cats.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59The green belt is just like any other belt -
0:17:59 > 0:18:01sometimes you've got to tighten it.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Would you believe it? We didn't get knocked out right away.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Mostly cos Dad and Emily did all the work,
0:18:07 > 0:18:09and even Mum had her moments.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13..why cats are most definitely better than dogs.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Well done.- Yeah. I didn't mean it.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Then it was my turn.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29And in the end, it WAS Dad's cards that got me through.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35JFK brought... 'Both Zipzer teams were through to the semifinals.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37'It looked like McKelty was about to get down on his knees.'
0:18:37 > 0:18:41..developing the countryside is progression, not pollution.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Hi. Mick McKelty again.
0:18:49 > 0:18:55Let's say the countryside is a lovely big pot of ossobuco,
0:18:55 > 0:19:00and building houses is a bit like throwing tomatoes into it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Mum, get in your pond of calm right now.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08I mean, what kind of person would do that?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11That is how ossobuco is made today!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Order! Order!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17What kind of person would upset their own father like that?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Why, you little...!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Disqualified!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24EVERYBODY GASPS
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Emily was right. Her reputation WAS ruined.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- You can't attack people, Mum. It's in the rules.- But disqualified?!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Listen. You get out there and win.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40You wipe the smiles off their smug little faces.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45So, it was down to us to face the McKeltys in the final.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52After the, er, unexpected events of the last round,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55we come to the final of this year's debating competition.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00That's enough. The topic of the final round
0:20:00 > 0:20:04is the proposition that "people cannot change".
0:20:04 > 0:20:07What? I thought it was "should PE be compulsory"?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10The topic was changed several days ago. You were notified.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14All participating students had a letter to take home.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I gave them to Nicholas personally to distribute.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21So, Mr Zipzer, first speaker for the negative.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'd, um...
0:20:44 > 0:20:47We'd...like to present...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52..that is...argue...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Definition!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58We should define... what a person is.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- A person is a human being. - Mr Zipzer, would you agree?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yes.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09That sounds like people!
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Can't look. Can't look.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12'The trophy and Dad's card
0:21:12 > 0:21:15'were slipping further and further from our grasp.'
0:21:15 > 0:21:17So, to sum up.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Everyone thinks of changing the world,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22but no-one thinks of changing himself.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Thank you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33His sayings even worse than yours, Dad!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Go get 'em, kid.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41What a load of nonsense.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45The speaker for the one who believes that the topic is true
0:21:45 > 0:21:47has told us that people cannot change.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50To that I say, pfff! Of course people can change.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I mean, I change my underpants twice a week whether I need to or not.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Yeah, yeah, I know.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00You mean to say that people can't change their ways, right?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Let me tell you something.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- GASPING - No-one leaves the lectern!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08A few days ago, my dad wrote off my chances for winning in this debate
0:22:08 > 0:22:11because he believes that to win, you need facts,
0:22:11 > 0:22:16logic and a structured argument, none of which I'm good at.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19But if I can win without any of those,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22then I'll forever change my dad's mind on how to win a debate.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25So, all you have to do is vote for me.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34See, he's changing before our very eyes!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37And so you see that people DO change!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I rest my case, thank you.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45The adjudicator shall call for the vote.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47All those for the Zip...
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Though it pains me to say it, that is a conclusive verdict.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57By majority vote, the winners of this year's debating competition
0:22:57 > 0:23:00are Stanley and Henry Zipzer.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Well done.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04And that's when it happened.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I saw a look in Dad's face I didn't see nearly enough.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Pride.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- Hank, I want you to have this. - What, really?- You deserve it.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18For not giving up, for putting up with me
0:23:18 > 0:23:21and for being a great debate champion.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26This was one of the great moments of my life.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28And I was really enjoying it...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37..until Andy Newbury flew away on the wind.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40That's why you keep it in the glass case.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Yep.- Yeah.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- This is Ben.- What's up with his hairstyle? He looks like Mr Whippy.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- I know. I could almost reach out and lick it.- Can you jam?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm a jar of jam. I'm 90% strawberry.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Oi, new boy. See you're still baby-sitting the class looser.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I think the loser's the guy with the chocolate milk moustache.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Can someone please explain this assault on my ears?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Go on, have fun. Live life. Be free!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20A bit more won't hurt, surely.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22This chemistry stuff's easy.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Everybody remain calm.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Have you listened to a single word I just said?