0:00:33 > 0:00:35Everybody, remain calm!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I'm Hank Zipzer, the world's greatest underachiever.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40And this is what happens when I try and make friends.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Brain, remind me how I got here?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, yeah, that's right - chemistry.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50A subject I'm the world's biggest genius at failing.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Have you listened to a single word I've just said?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Sorry, Miss. Maybe you could try speaking up a bit?
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I hope you're feeling equally clever in tomorrow's chemistry exam.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Exam?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:07 > 0:01:10What kind of evil genius sets an exam for the middle of term?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's just three practicals - testing for starch,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14heating iron and sulphur and combustion.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Uh-oh. I think my head just combusted.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Hank, that's medically impossible.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Unless you boil it in oil or stick it in a really hot fire.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Chill your boots, dude. You can revise with me.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Thanks, Frankie.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hey, Zipzer, don't try anything too hard,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34like spelling your own name or counting your own feet!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37The things I'd do to McKelty if I had a magic shrinking ray.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47But instead, I have to get my own back - Zipzer-style.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49OK, Nick, as long as you don't try anything too hard,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52like being funny or growing a personality.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Fortunately, after chemistry, we have music.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Finally, a subject I always come top of the class in.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08HE PLAYS A ROCKING TUNE
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, usually.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25THAT'S how you play the guitar. Wow! That was fanta...
0:02:25 > 0:02:26You nearly melted my face!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29All right, this is Ben - hello, Ben!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31ALL: Hello, Ben.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Ben is going to be with us for about a week, his mum is a musician,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37she's playing in town. I want you to invite him into the group.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ben, that was great.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Erm, would you like me to show you around school or...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Or during school, or before...before school? Cos I'm free.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Guys, we should ask him if he wants to be in our group.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Yeah, why not?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56What's up with his hairstyle? It looks like Mr Whippy.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I know. I could almost reach out and lick it.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I was just saying to Ben, that guitar solo was fresh.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Yeah. Why don't you show us what you can do on the drums?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- They're not really my thing. - Come on. I bet you're amazing.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Yeah, but not as amazing as this.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I meant to do that.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Nice. I've never seen anyone play the cymbal with their head before.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33I see myself as a breaker of moulds, a ripper-upper of rule books.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Can you jam?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm a jar of jam. I'm 90% strawberry.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42One, two, three, four...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46THEY PLAY A ROCKING TUNE TOGETHER
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Lesson time.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09THE LOUD MUSIC FILTERS DOWN THE HALL
0:04:09 > 0:04:11What on earth...?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Can someone please explain this assault on my ears?!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I can. It's called the sweet sound of learning.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28Really? Because it sounds more like a riot to me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh. Henry Zipzer. I might have known.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36I wasn't... OK, just give me detention and get it over with.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40It's my fault. I'm new here. I didn't realise we were being loud.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43It won't happen again, I promise.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Well, someone in this school has some manners.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Mr Rock?- Yes!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52We've had words about that drumkit before.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53- We have.- Hmm.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Is it possible that those words were "awesome" and "great"?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00No, they were "awful" and "hate".
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Of course they were.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05If I hear one more decibel of percussive racket,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I shall be forced to take steps.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Well, that was certainly loud, wasn't it!?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Wow.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17That was really cool, you know. Thanks.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's all right. Can't have you in detention.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Else who would I hang out with for the rest of the day?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Y-You mean you want to hang out with me?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I mean, you want to hang out with me. Obviously.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Wow, Hank's getting really pally with Ben.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And what's he done to his hair?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yeah. It looks better on Ben.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yoo-hoo!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Sorry!- I guess I'll sit here, then.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57ALL: Hi.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59So, what's the plan for the rest of the day, Zipzerino?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well, I thought I'd mud-wrestle a lion
0:06:01 > 0:06:04and then jump off the science block with a firework stuck up my bum.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Awesome.- Awesome.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Or maybe I'll just have to sit through an hour of totally boring
0:06:08 > 0:06:09double maths.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Oi, new boy. I see you're still baby-sitting the class loser.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I think the loser's the guy with the chocolate milk moustache.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You won't be laughing so hard when you flunk the chemistry exam,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22brain-flake.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Guess what? If there's an exam for best comeback, you'd fail.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Like you'd have a problem with some stupid chemistry exam.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Easy for a genius like you. - True.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38I know. He just called me a genius. No-one ever calls me a genius.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40And that's not an easy title to give up.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52More potential new parents visiting today, Miss Adolf.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Word is one of them has a child genius
0:06:55 > 0:06:58and Eastbrook Academy have already sent them a gift basket.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59This is war!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I quite understand.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I shall make sure all the pupils are on their best behaviour.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Good.- For you...headmaster.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Mr Love.- Mr Rock.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Uh, excuse me, Miss A, all right, the game is up.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Where is my drumkit?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What on earth are you talking about?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22OK, I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26If you tell me where my drumkit is I will not tell Mr Love
0:07:26 > 0:07:28that you stole school property.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Is that a threat?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Mmm...yes, it is.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Ooh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:42Right. Well, that is a very serious allegation.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46And if you go to the headmaster, I shall go to the school governors.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48There, my threat's better than yours.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Could you at least tell me where my sticks are?- Agh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, there they are, attached to your broomstick. Thank you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'm not even going to respond.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07And we hitch-hiked the whole way across California in a Vee Dub.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08It was crazy.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Man, your life is cooler than the North Pole! See you tomorrow?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15My mum's rehearsing till late. Why don't I come over to yours?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I could help you wrestle that lion?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You don't want to come to mine. My family are boring.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23And by "boring," read "weirder than a badger snorkelling through soup."
0:08:23 > 0:08:25But I've been talking about myself all day.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I feel like I don't know anything about you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30OK, but I warn you, my mum will try to feed you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I like her already.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34But you've got to get ready for the test.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36You know how you get with letters and numbers.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Yeah, come and find me after dinner, OK?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Frankie has got a point, though.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I do know how I get with letters and numbers.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47But I don't want Ben to know.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49He's the only person who thinks I'm actually normal.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, isn't he handsome?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01And look at his hair, so luxuriant.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Your mum must feed you plenty of olive oil, huh?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Oh, Hank, you've got a bit of tomato on your chin.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Eight letters, starts with a V, volcano that destroyed Pompeii?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Stan, please don't be dull.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And Pop, can you put your shirt back on?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I took it off so I don't spill sauce on it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Emily, what did I say about no Katherine at the table
0:09:22 > 0:09:24when we've got guests?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25She's wearing a bib.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- At least she hasn't got a wooden spoon behind her ear.- Oh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Ah, I've been looking for that. Ha!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Vesuvius! Ha-ha. Get in!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Sorry about my family.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39It's cool. So your dad likes crosswords?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Likes 'em? I do two a day, every day.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45It's athletics for the mind.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Dad's a sports journalist. He thinks eating is athletics for the mouth.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51So what's the next clue?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53The shortest river in Europe.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- The Volga! - No, Emily. Shortest, not longest.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00It's the Reprua River.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Yeah, you're right! Very impressive.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Don't worry, Mrs Zipzer. I'll take the plates.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Well! Well, Geography's one thing, but a boy who offers help,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12that's very impressive.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, hang on, don't you two have homework?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hey! He's just met a new friend!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You can let him off homework one night in his life, can't you?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Go on, go to the den. Have fun, live life, be free!
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Wait. Did my dad just tell me to have fun?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Go on, have fun. Live life, be free!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Quick, before he changes his mind!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Typical Hank. Late again.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49- Frankie.- Yeah?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52You know when you're playing Goblin Smackdown?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Uh-huh?- And you want to ask another orc to come on a mission with you?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57THAT wouldn't happen.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Lord Frankie Goblin-smiter is a one-man band of hurts.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03But theoretically, what would you do?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Just mosey up to them, take my broadsword out of my belt and say,
0:11:06 > 0:11:12"Accompany me on a quest, knave, or I'll splice thee in twain."
0:11:12 > 0:11:14What if they say no?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18It never happens. Cos I'm a big bad orc lord with serious swagger.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20But what if you really liked this orc,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22and you'd be gutted if he turned you down?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained. You just have to be brave.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Thanks, Frankie. I've got to go and get ready for tomorrow.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yeah, and I've got to go and find Hank.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Hang on - were we really talking about orcs just then,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37or were we actually talking about something else?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Right, got to go! Bye!
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- FROM INSIDE:- Ahhh!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Gotcha, Zip!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Ahhh! You're really, like, the King of the Goblins.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52You could give Frankie a run for his money.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Ohh!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ohh!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15As you can see from the figures, Eastbrook Academy is slightly ahead
0:12:15 > 0:12:18in the league tables, but, oh, we exceed them
0:12:18 > 0:12:22in so many areas, you know, sort of staff, equipment erm, we...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Toosh-to-to! Toosh-to-to! Toosh-to-to!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Hey, Mr Love, how are ya?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Drumkit was stolen. I'm improvising.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Let's move on, shall we? - Want to play the flute?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Did I mention we're adding mime to the curriculum?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Which is... Er, this way.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Aah!
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Sorry. Stupid place to put a bag. What's up?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Ben, I just wondered maybe
0:12:57 > 0:12:59if you wanted to maybe... not go out, exactly, but...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- What?- Hey! Benny-boy!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04That was an awesome game last night, you totally thrashed me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Brilliant! Thanks, Hank. - What?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Class, the chemistry exam starts in two minutes and eight seconds.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Pairs, please.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Maybe we could... - Partners, Benster?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Awesome, Hankolini.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Guess we're partners then.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Safety is vital,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21so I want one of you in charge of the practical
0:13:21 > 0:13:23and one of you in charge of the write-up.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27You handle the figures? My handwriting is terrible.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Uh-oh.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Sure. Except these practicals are really complicated.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- How about I should do the science part, since you're new?- Thanks.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37No biggie. Let me just check the old textbook.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I just need to go and check on Ashley, she gets nervous in tests.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Dude, you've got to help me.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You didn't seem that bothered about helping me.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Help me, Ashley's being weird.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I wonder why?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Come on, you're my best friend. You've got to help me.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02HE SIGHS
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Everything all right?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Yup. Magnifico. Just need to put on my goggles.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Wrong way up, loser.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18You have 53 seconds to complete the first experiment.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21OK. I can do this.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Right, I just need a bit of that... I-something.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Ah.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37A little bit more won't hurt, surely?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42This chemistry stuff's easy.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Time's up! Well, that all went rather well.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46And now if you'd like to follow me, we'll now make our way to the
0:15:46 > 0:15:50science labs, which are state-of-the-art.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Miss! Miss, look!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58What on earth...?
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Oh!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Ooh! Huh! Huh!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07SHE GASPS
0:16:12 > 0:16:14OK, brain, listen.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I know me and you haven't always got along,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19but now, I promise if you help me out I will do homework every night
0:16:19 > 0:16:21for the rest of my life.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22STUDENTS SCREAM
0:16:23 > 0:16:25You, open the windows! And you, open the door!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Everyone move to the exit.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Who knew? I'm actually quite good at this.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Come on! Come on! Let's go! Come on!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35We're particularly proud
0:16:35 > 0:16:39of the high standard of our science teaching, which we...
0:16:39 > 0:16:40STUDENTS COUGHING
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Everybody, remain calm!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46It's just a drill! A very realistic drill.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Mr Rock! There's been an accident.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51What's going on, Hank?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Miss Adolf, she's in there, we need to rescue her.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55We do?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Er, we do. OK, you stay here, do not move.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Miss Adolf! Miss Adolf!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Where are you? Miss Adolf!
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Can you hear me?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'll get you out of here.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Here we go.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Right, OK!
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Come on.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ohh...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Excuse me. Huh!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Well, I hope you had fun playing my drumkit.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47All right, come on.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Come on, toots.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You drumkit thief!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ashley, you don't need to take my pulse again.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03But you might be in shock.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07True. Maybe you could give me some counselling later...over a burger?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I don't know, I'm actually kind of busy with school stuff.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13But maybe I could find a gap in my schedule.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Seems like someone mixed up iron with iodine.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Without that boy's quick thinking evacuating everyone,
0:18:20 > 0:18:21it could have been a lot more serious.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28Who'd have thought it? Hank Zipzer doing the school proud, for once.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Mr Love, I found this in the chemistry cupboard.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36What's all this purple stuff?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Iodine.- Let's see who this belongs to, shall we?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Could be anyone's.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44"Property of Hank Zipzer."
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Or it could be Hank's...
0:18:48 > 0:18:49God, I don't belie...
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh! Ugh!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Hank Zipzer!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58I'll give that boy a detention!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05So I have trouble with letters and numbers.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Why didn't you tell me?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Well, I didn't want you to think I was thick.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11So instead, you decided to gas the whole school?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Right, Henry, your parents will be here shortly.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Ben, your mother's still in a rehearsal,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20so I'll be speaking to her when she's free.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Lucky you. Wish my parents weren't coming.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I wish my parents were your parents.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30But your mum's a musician. That's the coolest thing ever.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Yeah.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Having to live in hotels, make a new bunch of friends every week.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Really cool(!) - You made it sound so awesome.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41You're not the only one who exaggerates.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Your life's pretty good, you know, Hank.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Yeah, you're right. It is.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Henry!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54HENRY!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Well, sort of.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05Henry! If you think I'm angry, you should see your father!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09All of a sudden I'm running down the hallway, I have to make a pee-pee
0:20:09 > 0:20:12but it's OK. I feel like a superhero, come swooping in,
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I throw Miss Adolf over my shoulder and she is kicking and screaming,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19her hair's all over the place and we start running for the exit.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20We get out of the exit...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23MISS ADOLF CLEARS HER THROAT
0:20:23 > 0:20:29Hi. I was just telling the children about the evacuation procedure.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- So I hear.- Yeah.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Children, out.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- I need to talk to Mr Rock. - All right.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I, er, just wanted to say...
0:20:43 > 0:20:44..thank you.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- You talkin' to me? - Thank you. For saving me.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Excuse me. Well, that's lovely,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56except you should be thanking Hank Zipzer.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Henry Zipzer? - Mm-hm.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00But the accident was his fault in the first place.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Well, fair enough, but he was the one that organised the rescue.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06If it wasn't for him you'd be in the hospital now,
0:21:06 > 0:21:07all black, blue, yellow and purple.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Well, I mean...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Yeah, I don't know, and my drumkit made it out all right, too.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Any idea how it happened to be in your classroom?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Are you going to tell Mr Love?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19That all depends on what you tell him!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Suspend him for a week? It was an innocent mistake.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I thought you were a good influence.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Don't blame him.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30You're the one who told me not to do my homework.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Only because your mother's always telling me I should go easy on you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Oh! So it's my fault now? - Well, it's not my fault.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Well, whose fault is... - Excuse me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Er, can this wait, Miss Adolf? I'm dealing with Henry.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43It... It's Henry I want to see.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I just wanted to say...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Thank you, Henry.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51What?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52For saving me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55As the accident happened in my classroom, I take...
0:21:55 > 0:21:58full responsibility.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02See? My son is innocent.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Are you sure, Miss Adolf?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10It was my lesson and I should have given them proper safety training.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15So, under the circumstances, I think a verbal warning will suffice.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Well, in that case, erm...
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Ben, Henry, you're free to go.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Thank you.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Miss Adolf, sticking up for me?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Who'd have thought this day could get any weirder?- Thank you.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44So, you guys want to come round for dinner tonight?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- We're going for a burger. - Wicked. I'm starving.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Just me and Ashley.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Oh.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Ohhhh!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55So that's why Ashley was always upset
0:22:55 > 0:22:56I was hanging out with Ben all the time.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Wait, you're upset too?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Have I been the biggest idiot in the whole world?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Not the biggest, but probably top three.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09I'm sorry, Frankie. How can I make it up to you?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Come back to the den and let me beat you at Goblin Smackdown?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Deal.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16MISS ADOLF: You'll be in detention! I've told you that before.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Get it in the bin immediately.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20That's enough!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Right!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28That man is not professional!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Ahhh!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33School report day.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36This is the worst report I've ever had.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Howdy! I'm Bob Bing, the sausage king.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Bob Bing! Those people liked my mortadella?
0:23:42 > 0:23:43What have you done?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47I changed the mortadella recipe last month without telling Pop.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- What have you got behind your back? - Nothing.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Give me that report.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'm saved...
0:23:53 > 0:23:55but now I don't have a school report.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Tomorrow, Bob Bing is going to taste my mortadella.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I switched Papa Pete's mortadella with mine.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04You can see bits of the report. Does that say Lazy?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07He'll think that Bob Bing is tasting his,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09but really it'll be my new recipe.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I've got to stop Bob Bing from eating that mortadella.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12You have made one before? Right.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's a big fat sausage. How hard can it be?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17What in all that's holy is going on here?
0:24:17 > 0:24:18- BOTH:- I can explain!