0:00:31 > 0:00:33Hi. I can't talk right now.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35BABY CRIES
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I've got to get to little Rocky before the ground does.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Sorry, you don't know who Rocky is, do you?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'He's my son. Let me start from the beginning.'
0:00:53 > 0:00:56BEEPING
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Dare I ask? - Trying to beat the world record.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Mr Townsend, that is not a sport.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Yeah, but Mr Love, you're not a PE teacher.- I am today.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10As part of staff training week,
0:01:10 > 0:01:14all of your teachers will be swapping classes.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Nevertheless, I still expect you to give them
0:01:17 > 0:01:19your full cooperation, as normal.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- As normal? - So, shall we warm up? Yes?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Little jogging and all that. Come on. Yes.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Well, that's it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40That's what everyone's going to be wearing this summer.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Knats.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Niche Daliwal has chosen.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55'My mouldy old trainers were now seriously uncool.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59'So, I badgered Mum for a pair of Knats, day and night,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- 'until finally...' - Guess what, guess what, guess what?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- You didn't!- I did.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08This is incredible.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I never thought this day would come.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21What in the name of Zeus are these?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- What?- These-these-these aren't Knats. I don't even know what they are.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- What are they?- They're Nits.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31The man in the shop said they're the same as Knats, only half the price.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Well, they're not like Knats, at all. And you know why?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Cos they've got a massive "Nit" on it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Well, they do the same job.- Do they?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Niche Daliwal doesn't have Nits.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Who is Niche Daliwal? - Who's Niche Daliwal?!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I will not tell him you said that. - What is the matter with you?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Why couldn't you get the proper kind?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Just for once, Mum, just for once, I'd like to be normal.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You want to be normal or you want to be homeless?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Do you know how much it costs to bring up a child?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Sometimes, I've got to disappoint.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Congratulations, Mum.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Great job there. Because, you know, this is nickname territory.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12It'll stick with me for years.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14You are not being a good parent.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- What did you just say, young man?- Um...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19If what lousy insect you have on the side of your trainer is what's
0:03:19 > 0:03:22important to you, why don't you earn some extra money,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- so that you can pay for them? - Well, duh, I don't have a job.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Well, you do now. Every weekend for the next month...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- you can work at the deli. - Fine. No problem.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Got yourself a deal.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:47 > 0:03:50# I love Edith... #
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Are you loving this, Edith?
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh, Leland, are you competing in the 1976 Olympics?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Very droll, Mr Rock.- Thank you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02We'll see how your sense of humour holds up
0:04:02 > 0:04:05when you have to take Miss Adolf's PSHE class.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07While Miss Adolf takes your music class.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Also, everyone, as part of staff training week,
0:04:10 > 0:04:14all teachers must attend a special motivational day on Saturday.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Yes, Mr Rock?- I got "motivational." I got "special."
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- I swear you said "Saturday"?- I did.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Isn't Saturday reserved for NOT being a teacher? Am I right?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Come on, am I right?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I am a teacher every minute of every day.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I have absolutely no life beyond teaching.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# I don't doubt that... #
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Can I ask you a question?- Yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40What exactly is PHS-eh, what?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46INSTRUMENTS TUNE BADLY
0:04:54 > 0:04:55TRUMPET ISSUES NOTE
0:04:55 > 0:04:58What do you call this cacophonous racket?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Music, Miss Adolf?- Music?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Music has structure, music has form, music has rules.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Mr Rock says, "Rules are for fools."- Does he?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09GIGGLING
0:05:09 > 0:05:12And I suppose he also encourages this love of rock music?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Mr Rock says, "If you ain't got rock, you ain't got soul."
0:05:16 > 0:05:19It appears Mr Rock says a lot of things that are not only untrue,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21but grammatically incorrect.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Today, we shall be focusing on one of the oldest
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- and purest of all the instruments. - The electric guitar!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32The human voice, Mr Townsend.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Do Re Mi
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Fa So La
0:05:38 > 0:05:42# Ti Do. #
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Now, into a line. Along the line, starting with...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# Do. #
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Begin.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- # Do - Re
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- # Mi - Fa
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# So La
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# Ti... #
0:06:01 > 0:06:04HE SINGS HYMN IN LATIN
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh! Excellent, Nicholas!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24This isn't Britain's Got Talent.
0:06:24 > 0:06:30Nicholas is the only person who seems to know how to breathe correctly.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Where...is your diaphragm?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Oh, it's...- Here!
0:06:36 > 0:06:42So, we shall all start again. This time fully engaging our diaphragms.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Begin.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45ALL: # Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti... #
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Chin up, Zachary, you must project.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51That sword is blunt, isn't it?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Don't want us to find out. Keep singing, keep singing!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58ALL: # Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti... #
0:07:00 > 0:07:03OK, welcome to Infant Simulators.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Or, in English, that would be babies.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10They are designed to give you the full parenting experience.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I want you to get into "parenting pairs" and come up
0:07:13 > 0:07:17and pick up the new member of your family for this weekend.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30That just leaves...Hank and Katie.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Congratulation's, Hank, you're a dad.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's the most rewarding thing you'll ever do.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50And just like real babies, they need to be fed and changed
0:07:50 > 0:07:51and loved and burped.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56And everything you do is recorded 24/7...on my app.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01If these babies do not come back healthy and happy, you fail.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03GROANING
0:08:03 > 0:08:04I did not write the rules.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Take your little lovebugs home with you. Have a great weekend.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Wait, I can't do this weekend.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Don't look at me, I'm going away this weekend.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16To my gran's in Brighton.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21She's ill and I'm organising a fun run to raise money for her disease.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Which is called... Cosmo-plasmatic-itis.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You don't want to make my ill grandmother upset, do you?
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- Of course not. And it sounds like a really good cause.- Thanks. See ya!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35HE SIGHS
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Hank, I'm going to give you some advice
0:08:38 > 0:08:39that Jimmy Kick gave me years ago.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42"You feed a baby milk, you got a full nappy.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45"You feed a baby love, you'll both be happy."
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Who's Jimmy Kick?- I don't believe you just said that to me.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52He was the lead singer of Blood And Thunder.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53ROCK GUITAR
0:08:53 > 0:08:55OK, if you get into any trouble,
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Hank, I am available 24 hours, all weekend long.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Wow, these babies are really life-like.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04This one already smells like it needs a change.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Actually, that was. - OK, fine! You're on your own!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- BABY CRIES - Sh! What do I do?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22BEEPING
0:09:22 > 0:09:24BABY CRIES
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's fine, I can do both.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I can work in the deli and look after a baby.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30How hard can it be?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hey, Hank. Where's your baby?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Grr!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE PANTS
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I don't know how parents remember all the time.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- What's this? - Oh, Mary-Kate went down early,
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- so we're just having some down time. - What? How?- I'll show you.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Frankie, hug.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Rock.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Burp.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53BABY BURPS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55We call it Burp That Kid.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Mine's must be broken. It has to be.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00BABY CRIES
0:10:00 > 0:10:02All right, tell you what.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I'll do your chores for a month if we swap babies.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Well, I do love her.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- But it's chores for a month. - Goodbye, Mary-Kate.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Hello...what's his name? - Rocky. I named him after Mr Rock.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hello, Rocky.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19BABY STOPS CRYING
0:10:20 > 0:10:22BABY CRIES
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh, wait a minute.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29BABY STOPS CRYING
0:10:29 > 0:10:30BABY CRIES
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh, no, it's not the baby it's me!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36BABY CRIES
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Ten minutes! Ten minutes, is all I ask!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Will you shut that creepy fake baby up?- Sh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- He's really sensitive. - What is going on?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Mum, you've got two kids, just take him.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Just for a minute or a second - I beg you!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Oh, so, apparently, my parenting skills ARE worth something.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03No, Hank, I'm sorry, but this is your responsibility.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I think he needs changing.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Actually, that was me.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23You better get dressed, Hanky, you're due at work.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Yeah, Mum, about that. Maybe I could start next weekend.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32That's not how the real world works, Hank.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35You can't just take a job and turn up when you want.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- But I've got a kid now.- Oh, if only I could imagine what that was like.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Twice. For real.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- You're loving this, aren't you? - You have NO idea.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Come on.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49HE SIGHS
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Now, I know some of you don't want to be here on a Saturday...
0:11:54 > 0:11:57That would be ALL of us.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Nonsense! I have nowhere better to be.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05In fact, I am having what I believe some people call "fun."
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Isn't she adorable?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11So, this week has been an important exercise in widening your skill set
0:12:11 > 0:12:15and will culminate today with a series of trust-building exercises.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16GROANING
0:12:16 > 0:12:21I need you in pairs, though, so Mr Rock, you're with Miss Adolf.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Yeah?- Are you serious?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Mm-hm.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Well, the fun just keeps getting funner.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36BEEPING
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Yes! New personal best.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Turn your music down, you'll wake her.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I'm just trying to encourage her to be a musician.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45She's not going to be a musician, she's going to be a surgeon.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- What are those?- Medical school brochures.- Don't you think she's
0:12:48 > 0:12:51a bit young to be thinking about which medical school she'll go to?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53It's a competitive world - you snooze, you lose.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Well, I think she just kick back, you know, see where life takes her.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I think she should focus on what I want - I mean, what she wants.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Come to Mummy.- No!- No!
0:13:04 > 0:13:05BABY CRIES
0:13:05 > 0:13:07BOTH: What's happening to us?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- You want me to what?- Babysit Rocky. It's only for a few hours.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20And if he cries it'll be one of three things - hug, food or poo.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21- It's simple.- If it's that simple
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- why do you look like you're on the verge of tears?- Please, Emily!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28And I'll give you one hour of my wages at the deli.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Two hours and it's a deal.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- What?- The way I see it, you're between a Rocky and a hard place.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36That was a pun, by the way.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41LIZARD HISSES
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Where do I start?- OK, where is your son?- With a babysitter.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55And I'll tell you something else, when he's old enough
0:13:55 > 0:13:58to wear trainers, I'm going to buy him the best that money can buy.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07This next exercise is called The Minefield.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10You must learn to listen and trust your partner's instructions,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12as they guide you through the obstacles.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Don't you worry your cotton little socks,
0:14:14 > 0:14:15I'm going to get you through this.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- I doubt that very much.- That's not very trusting of you, Miss A.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Just tell me where to go. - Don't tempt me.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Right, left.- Which did you mean?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Right or left?- Oh, right! Left.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30You're doing it again. Do I go left or right?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Left.- Thank you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36And forward.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40And forward.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Right on, Miss A.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Oh!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48I cannot work with this man!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Trust hug!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I guess not.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54No!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56HE SIGHS
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- That was poor.- Oh(!)
0:15:01 > 0:15:03PHONE RINGS
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Everything OK?- Everything's not OK.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09BABY CRIES Catherine is jealous.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I'm sorry, I swear you just said, "Catherine is jealous."
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Right. Jealous. - Can iguanas be jealous?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17If David Attenborough says they can be jealous,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19then, they can be jealous.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22And does David Attenborough say they can be jealous?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Yes, he does. And she is.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Well, why don't you just put her in a different room?- Too late.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- What do you mean?- Catherine bit off one of Rocky's toes.- What?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Now, come and get Rocky, before Catherine's scarred permanently.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Catherine's scarred?!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47I didn't know it was Bring Your Child To Work Day.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I can do both, you'll see.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- There's no shame in admitting defeat. - I can do it!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56BABY CRIES
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Good start(!)
0:15:57 > 0:16:00UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:32 > 0:16:33HE SIGHS
0:16:40 > 0:16:41'From hero...
0:16:44 > 0:16:46'..to zero.'
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Right, that it is. You've got to make a choice, kiddo. It's work or baby.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53BABY CRIES
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I'm sorry, Rocky. But there are cool trainers at stake here.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59You'll understand when you're older.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02BABY STOPS CRYING
0:17:02 > 0:17:05BABY CRIES
0:17:05 > 0:17:06BABY STOPS CRYING
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- BABY CRIES - Awesome.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12It's like a big metal dummy.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13BABY STOPS CRYING
0:17:22 > 0:17:23OK...
0:17:25 > 0:17:26You are going to catch me?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Of course I'm going to catch you, that's the exercise.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- That is the exercise, right?- Yes.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35You sure you're not breaking some sort of...health and safety code?
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Earth to Miss Adolf, it's Saturday.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38There's no health and safety on Saturdays?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Some people actually got the day off.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Come on, Miss Adolf, everyone's waiting.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- What if he drops me?- I'm not going to drop you.- If you do...
0:17:45 > 0:17:48drop me... there will be consequences.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- I'm not going to drop you. - Severe consequences.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I have been to a lot of concerts, I've caught a lot of people,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57it's impossible for me to drop you.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It is unimaginable that I will drop Y-O-U.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07OK...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13BABY CRIES
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh, that's the baby monitor.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oops.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19HE SIGHS
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Poor.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25BABY CRIES
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Why won't you sleep? Or just keep quiet? Either will do.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Frankie, help me out here.- No way. I just held her for two hours.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I'm going back to my world-record attempt.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- What happened to it?- Don't know. Maybe Mary-Kate broke it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- She's a fake baby.- Yeah? Well, I'm having her fake adopted.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44How could you say that...?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46BABY CRIES Actually, it's not a bad idea.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I don't know why all parents don't use electronic interference.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- How did you pull that off?- I don't know. Something just clicked.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Very impressed.- Thanks.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Enjoy your meal.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Mr Rock, what are you doing here?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33OK, first of all, I'm avoiding Miss Adolf - do not ask -
0:19:33 > 0:19:37and second of all, the app on my phone said Rocky is off.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- What?- Mm-hm.- But...
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Oh! The microwave didn't just shut him up, it shut him down.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Did you just say "microwave"?
0:19:46 > 0:19:51No! When you put Rocky NEXT to the microwave, he stops crying.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Mr Rock, I really wanted those trainers
0:19:53 > 0:19:56and he just didn't stop crying.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57I'm such a terrible parent.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59BABY LAUGHS
0:19:59 > 0:20:01He seems fine now. Apparently.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I've learned so much about what it's like not only to be a parent,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06but also a child.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Either there's been a Pinocchio-style miracle or...
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Oh, no.- OK, I cannot help you with this, Hank.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's all you.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21What are you going to do?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22BABY CRIES
0:20:27 > 0:20:28BABY STOPS CRYING
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- You're doing great. - It's OK. It's OK.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Where is he?- Oh, he's down there.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46# Hush, little baby, you sound like a cat
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# Papa's gonna buy you a pair of Knats
0:20:49 > 0:20:52# And when you put them on your feet
0:20:52 > 0:20:55# It will make your life real sweet. #
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Wow. He never does that for anyone.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04OK, give him back, now.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13All right, Hank, this is a one-time deal.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16If you want to complete the assignment, I will reset him.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19No-one will ever know. That's the kind of bad teacher I am.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22But you can't do both, you know that. If you're going to look after Rocky,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25then you can't work for the rest of the weekend.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Wow, that necklace looks beautiful on you, Miss Adolf.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- You find this amusing, Mr Rock? - Honestly, no.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49And now, I have to clean up the mess you've no doubt made
0:21:49 > 0:21:52of my PSHE class.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Henry Zipzer passed his infant simulator exercise?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03If, by infant simulator, you mean baby,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07and if, by passed, you mean, aced it - yes, he did.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09And my music class?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12They still can't sing for toffee.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16But I think you'll find their ability to read music much improved.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You see? We're building trust here.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I'm wearing a neck brace, Mr Rock.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Fair point, Miss Adolf.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Where's the milk? Did you bring the milk?- I don't have the milk,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- you were supposed to bring the milk. - It's probably with the baby.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- I'm back.- Katie!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- How's your gran? - My gran? I don't know.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Oh, um, yeah, she's fine. Complete recovery.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Let me take "whatever" back in to class.- It's Rocky.- Whatever.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- What are those? - Yeah, Knats are way out.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Niche says they're an embarrassment.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Scarlett Burners are totally where it's at.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Scarlet Burners? Phew! Dodged the bullet there.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- What's this?- I was so proud of you for choosing to look after the baby
0:23:38 > 0:23:41that I thought you deserved a reward. Go on, open it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You shouldn't have.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50You really shouldn't have.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Why, what's wrong?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Nothing.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57They're perfect.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Have I ever told you that you're a great mum?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Aw!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Hank is on his third detention in a row.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13I hate detention! Except when it's detention with Mr Rock.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16You didn't see him with Mr Rock. He's never been like that with me.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Where's Hank?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'm not entering the talent show if we're under-rehearsed.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Emily's practising for the talent show, even if her lizard act
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- is really dull. - Hey, lizards are not dull.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Come on, sweetheart, I'm just trying to make you seem interesting.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- But I was already interesting. - I'm just not feeling it.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34From now on things are going to be a little bit different round here.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Are you all right, Dad? - Call me "dude." Or "The Zips."
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Zip Zee and the Zipzters?- Your dad does know he's not in band, right?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Mr Zipzer, can I film your performance? Put it online?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Hey, that's a radical idea, McCool-T.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50He's acting like a total lame-oid.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52He's standing right behind you.