Camera Calamity

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0:00:30 > 0:00:32Trust me,

0:00:32 > 0:00:35this is not the look I was planning for school photo day.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36CAMERA FLASHES

0:00:36 > 0:00:39'But then my school photos NEVER go right.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41'No matter how hard I try,

0:00:41 > 0:00:44'they end up looking like I've just seen Ms Adolf dancing.'

0:00:44 > 0:00:48DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:50 > 0:00:53'And that stupid photo gets put on display for the whole world to see.'

0:00:53 > 0:00:54HE LAUGHS

0:00:54 > 0:00:56THEY LAUGH

0:00:56 > 0:00:58HE GROWLS, LAUGHS

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Every year, a new photo is added to the Wall of Shame.

0:01:01 > 0:01:06They may as well just put a massive arrow over my head saying, "Loser."

0:01:06 > 0:01:11Yeah, I fell for McKelty's "Your flies are undone," trick.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I know it looks like I'm picking my nose,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16but I was scratching an itch, honest!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20And, of course, Emily's are always perfect, just like her.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24So this year, I'm going to make sure my school photo looks awesome!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37WOW! Who is this boy?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40I have no idea. He must have broken in during the night.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43He looks a more hygienic version of Hank.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44We should keep him.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh, I'd love to stay here

0:01:46 > 0:01:48and listen to all of your HILARIOUS comments, Emily,

0:01:48 > 0:01:49but there's no time.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Because today's the day that Hank Zipzer

0:01:51 > 0:01:54is finally going to get something right.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56We won't hold our breath.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hey, hey, hey, what about your breakfast?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, can't risk it, too messy.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02SPLAT!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04HE EXHALES

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I've been shortlisted for a summer course

0:02:06 > 0:02:08at the Institute for Scientific Excellence?!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Final interview is today! - Hey, good work, kiddo!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Brilliant! Wow!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16OK, quickfire science question for you!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Erm, what does H2O stand for?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20The covalent bond between oxygen and hydrogen.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22OK, I'll give you a clue,

0:02:22 > 0:02:24erm, it comes out of taps.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- LIFT:- Going down.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31How do I look?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Weird. What have you done to your hair?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- It looks like it's been ironed. - Why didn't I think of that?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I slept in my bike helmet instead.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Yeah, that's normal(!)- I just want this photo to be perfect.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Then we should probably take it before you leave the building.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's OK, we're up after first lesson.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Even I can stay clean for that long.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Erm, you do know what lesson we have first, don't you?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I can't believe I'm saying this,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59but I WISH this was maths.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06It says here that parents

0:03:06 > 0:03:09are supposed to go to this science thingy interview, as well.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh, yeah, I wouldn't worry about that, she said it was optional.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14She said she'd prefer to go alone.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Is this because I had that discussion with Mr Love

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- at the parent's evening? - "Discussion"?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Debate?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23OK. Fine, argument.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27But that minestrone recipe that that school cook was using was wrong.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I know, I heard you.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Everyone in London heard you.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34It's not right, we should be there.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Anyway, I'm going to the deli, I'll see you later.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37See you later, love.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's me.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50She's gone to work. Listen, if she finds out I'm lying,

0:03:50 > 0:03:51I am for the high jump.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Just be here at 11.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Alone.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You, fasten that button. Straighten that tie, as well.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04You're going to need to squeeze your spot, I'm afraid, Peter.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Erm, right! I want to see big, happy smiles on these photos please.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Smiles that say, "I love Westbrook Academy!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13"It's the greatest school in the world."

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Now, we've got a lot of faces to get through,

0:04:15 > 0:04:18so let's really keep the line moving, OK? Observe.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20CAMERA CLICKS

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Actually, I think you didn't get my best side.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Try it again like this.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Is my chin too high on that, maybe?

0:04:29 > 0:04:34I blinked. I think I blinked. Sorry, my fault. Do it again.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I feel like I should be holding something.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- CAMERA CLICKS - No, I should be holding something.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45No wonder your art teacher's taken to her bed -

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I've seen more artistic flair

0:04:47 > 0:04:49from an elephant with a brush in its trunk.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56You have three seconds to explain.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh - I'm trying to stay clean

0:04:58 > 0:05:00so I'll look good for my school photo, Miss.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ah, the vanity!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05If only you showed as much dedication to your schoolwork

0:05:05 > 0:05:08as you do to your looks - take it off immediately.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Hey, Zitzer!

0:05:19 > 0:05:20'Classic McKelty move.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24'Luckily, I have the best friends in the world.'

0:05:24 > 0:05:28SPLAT! SPLAT!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hank, look out!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34GUNSHOT AND SPLAT

0:05:36 > 0:05:39GUNSHOT AND SPLAT

0:05:43 > 0:05:44GUNSHOT AND SPLAT

0:05:46 > 0:05:48GUNSHOT AND SPLAT

0:05:52 > 0:05:54EAGLE SCREECHES

0:05:54 > 0:05:57WESTERN-STYLE MUSIC

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Henry...

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Henry!

0:06:22 > 0:06:23But it was McKelty!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Payback time!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45It's not too late, let me call her and say you've changed your mind.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I haven't changed my mind.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Think how you'd feel if your daughter didn't want you around.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I don't have to think about it.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- I don't have a daughter. - Yeah. OK, smarty-pants,

0:06:55 > 0:06:57how would you feel if Katherine didn't want you around?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Dad, she's a lizard, she has limited emotional responses.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Hmm, I can see how you two get on so well.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Ah, Emily, good luck in the interview.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Mrs Zipzer not joining you, is she?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11No, she wanted to, but she's tied up with work.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh. Probably for the best.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Yeah.- See?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yeah, OK, but remember - I was never here.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22OK, well, without further ado, I would like to introduce you to

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Dr Meera Mehat to tell you all about the summer learning scheme

0:07:25 > 0:07:27at the Institute for Scientific Excellence.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Thank you, Mr Love.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Good morning, everyone.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Science is a wonderful thing.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36And we at the Institute for Scientific Excellence

0:07:36 > 0:07:38recognise that more than most.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Relax, man, that frown's going to break the lens.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Are you sure there's no paint on me? - You look perfect.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Too perfect. Let me just mess your hair up a little.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Whoa, Ash, you never, ever touch a man's hair without permission.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Thanks, Frankie.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57OK, you're up next, after Prince William.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07HANK SIGHS

0:08:17 > 0:08:20TENSE MUSIC

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Noooo!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Nice try, Zipzer, but it looks like the joke's on you.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42CAMERA FLASHES

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Right, come along, move along, we've got to wrap this up by three.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Move! Get out, move, quick!

0:08:52 > 0:08:53All right...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Like that? Like that?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I dunno, maybe the skull's not right. It's too melancholy, maybe?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02I dunno...

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Cos I want something that says, you know, power and status.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Really gets across that sense of a great leader at work.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09But maybe...

0:09:12 > 0:09:13HE SIGHS

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Dude, relax - it's only a photo.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19You don't get it, do you? I look like a total loser, again!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- You don't look like a loser, you look...- Purple.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Which is a GREAT colour for you.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Exactly, it really makes your eyes pop.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Did I just say that?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29We're not helping, are we?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I just wanted to do something right for once.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Cheer up, at least it's all over for another year.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Wow, you cheer up fast.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- No, look! Lost Property. - What, you lost your keys, AGAIN?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46No, I'll find myself another uniform, get back in line

0:09:46 > 0:09:47and have my photos taken again!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Thanks for coming.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55And do send me that article on cold fusion, Molly, it sounds fascinating.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01I knew about cold fusion in nursery school.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02James Smith?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Just try to relax.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12You don't want to choke when you get to the crease.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Great(!) Sporting analogies. That's all we need.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17All I'm saying is that if you get too uptight,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- you'll be out for a duck.- It's like you don't even know you're doing it.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm just trying to prep you for the big game, that's all.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24If anyone needs prepping, it's you.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28No, trust me, there's nothing she can throw at me I can't handle.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31"So tell me, Mr Zipzer, what is your most favourite thing

0:10:31 > 0:10:34"about the Institute for Scientific Excellence?"

0:10:38 > 0:10:39You can't answer it, can you?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I was just about to before you jumped in there.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Go on, then.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50Well, that's a very good question, Dr Mehat.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52May I call you Meera?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54"No. And stop playing for time."

0:10:54 > 0:10:58What I like most about the Institute is...

0:10:58 > 0:11:01its focus on excellence...

0:11:02 > 0:11:05..for all things scientific.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07We may as well not even bother going in.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh, here's a jumper!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh. Was this...?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yep. When I tried to make toast over a Bunsen burner.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Whoa! Jackpot!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27How long has this stuff been in here?!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Dude, this place is a wash-out.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I dunno. There is one uniform that would fit me.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38What? No way! I've got an image to maintain.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40And it's not purple.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Come on, Frankie, he's your best friend.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I've never seen him before in my life.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Mum made me that pastry you like for lunch...

0:11:50 > 0:11:52MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:11:53 > 0:11:55It's your mum!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Dad, she can't see you.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Answer it. But carefully.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04You go really squeaky when you're lying.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I do not!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09SQUEAKILY: Hi, love!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11NORMALLY: Hi, love!

0:12:11 > 0:12:12'Have you heard from Emily?'

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Emily?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Emily? Emily?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Stop saying Emily!

0:12:18 > 0:12:19No, I've not heard anything.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Maybe I should go down to the school, check she's OK.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26No! I mean, I really think she wanted to do this on her own.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- DR MEHAT:- Emily Zipzer? - 'What was that?'

0:12:29 > 0:12:30What was what?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Emily Zipzer?- It sounds like someone's shouting "Emily Zipzer."

0:12:33 > 0:12:36No! No, no, no. It's, erm...

0:12:36 > 0:12:37It's the telly.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39'Yeah, it's Fulham's new right back.'

0:12:39 > 0:12:43He's called...Tremily Blitzer.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44'Yeah, listen...'

0:12:44 > 0:12:50It's Tremily Blitzer with the ball, and he is going all the way.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52And now he is going to try a shot.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, it sails over the bar!

0:12:55 > 0:12:56See?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59He's Eastern European, I think.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06If we do a permanent swap, can I get one of these every day?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Isn't that your dad?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12He can't see me in your clothes!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Hank, all uniforms look the same! Your dad would never have known.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21OK, you're about ten seconds too late with this information.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- I could wear your uniform! - Yeah, you'd look great in my skirt(!)

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Hank, just give it up, this photo is never going to happen.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29It will if I run home and get my spare uniform.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32The photographer's leaving at three, you'll never make it back in time.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Just you watch me.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Hey! Come back with my pastry!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Erm... OK, so what is it?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Is it the right or left hand that goes into the jacket?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45This one? Maybe try that.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Yeah? What about the hat?

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Should I pop it on the head or keep it tucked under the arm maybe...?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Try one like that. Hang on. And again.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Good.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59I don't know, does it all feel a bit too French, maybe?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03No, it does, it feels too French. Let's, erm...

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yeah, let's try something else.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14KEY RATTLES IN LOCK

0:14:17 > 0:14:19These aren't my keys?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25These aren't my trousers!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Sorry we missed our slot, I had to take that call.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Can you just make sure it's switched off now?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'd hate for us to get interrupted.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Yeah, of course, no problem. I am just shutting it down now.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44So, Emily, I wonder if you...

0:14:44 > 0:14:45PHONE PLAYS A JINGLE

0:14:47 > 0:14:49It'll just take a second.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Dad, just take the battery out!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53No. No, no, no. It's nearly finished, look.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Look, the screen's gone blank.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Shall we continue? - Absolutely, fire away, doc.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I mean, Your Grace.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Your Honour.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06You're, erm...

0:15:06 > 0:15:09not called any of those things, are you?

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Just Meera will be fine.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Sorry, my Dad's not himself.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19We just got a call from the hospital.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's about my mum.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yeah...

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I'm afraid she's had an accident at work.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Oh, nothing major I hope? - Oh, no, just a...

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Severed arm.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32In the salami mincing machine.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Goodness, how terrible!

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Yeah...

0:15:35 > 0:15:41Yeah, the whole batch of salami was totally ruined.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Sorry, it's the shock.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48And that's why I want to get on the course...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50to give my mum something to smile about.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I understand.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Do you feel up to a few questions? - I think so, yes.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06I can't believe you've managed to ruin two uniforms in one day.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Even for you that's a record.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13It's only a photo, Hankie, we love you no matter what you look like.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16It's not just a photo, why does everyone keep on saying that?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Well, I'm sorry but your spare uniform's

0:16:18 > 0:16:20still in the laundry basket. I was going to wash it tonight.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Is it covered in chocolate? - Well, no but...- Then it'll be fine.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Just give me the keys so I can get into the flat.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Dad can just let you in.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30He's at school with Emily for that science interview thing.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Oh, is he now?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Hank, have you ever seen your father cry?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00What even is that?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07What? We've all seen where YOU lick.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Nooo!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45HE SIGHS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Get up off that sofa, you can do this!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51You want to look like a loser your whole life?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Says the guy who's picking his nose...

0:17:54 > 0:17:55It was an itch!

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Chill out, both of you.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59You're forgetting - Emily has a spare tie.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08And that is why I want a place

0:18:08 > 0:18:11at the Institute of Scientific Excellence.

0:18:11 > 0:18:17Impressive. You talked for half an hour without taking a breath.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20And I only asked for your date of birth. Which is...?

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Hi, sorry I'm late, I'm Mrs Zipzer.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, what a pleasant surprise.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I thought you were in hospital?

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Hospital?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34You know, having your new arm fitted.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39It's amazing these new artificial arms,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42they look so real, don't they, love?

0:18:42 > 0:18:47Yes. Yes, it's incredible what they can do when...

0:18:47 > 0:18:49when you've lost your arm?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52In a salami mincing machine.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57May I take a look?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Oh, yes. Yes, go ahead.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Extraordinary. It looks just like real skin.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Wonderful elasticity.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Ugh!- You can't feel that, can you?

0:19:15 > 0:19:19No. No. No, that doesn't hurt at all.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29I can't believe I've made it!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Nothing can stop me from getting a great picture now!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37You've already had your photo taken once, Zipzer.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40We've no time for vanity. Run along.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Run along.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50I wanted the Caesar costume,

0:19:50 > 0:19:52but the toga made my hips look too big.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- I think it would look better with the visor down.- OK.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Sorry, what do you mean by that?

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Family support is obviously vital for success at the Institute.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14How would you sum up the Zipzer family?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Warm, loving...

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Scientific?

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Yeah, and, erm, we like to do things together.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23As a family.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Because it's not nice to leave somebody out

0:20:26 > 0:20:29because that might hurt somebody's feelings.

0:20:29 > 0:20:34Although sometimes people may get left out accidentally

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- and then no-one's to blame. - Yes.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yes, and sometimes people say no-one's to blame,

0:20:39 > 0:20:42but somebody most definitely is to blame.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Don't get upset, love, because you might damage your stitches.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Yeah. OK, drop it! Dr Mehat knows that I don't have an artificial arm.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51- She does?- I do.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53How could you two lie to me?!

0:20:53 > 0:20:57She didn't want you to come in case you might have made a scene.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You know, at parent's evening with all the screaming.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01THAT WAS NOT...

0:21:02 > 0:21:05..screaming! That was shouting, there's a difference.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10I was so close.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12There's always next year, dude.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Or we set off the fire alarm, empty the hall

0:21:15 > 0:21:16and take a new photo now.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Yeah, that could work too.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- FIRE ALARM SOUNDS - Oh, for...!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Richard the Lionheart never had to deal with this kind of nonsense.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Right, follow me to the playground, then.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Take these, this chain mail chafes terribly.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Hey! Why do you get to take the photo?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I know what I'm doing, Dad's been teaching me how to do x-rays.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Can someone take the photo so we don't get caught?- Say cheese!

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Cheese!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Relax, man, she got the shot.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58She did! We've done it!

0:21:58 > 0:22:02TRIUMPHANT FANFARE PLAYS

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- MAN:- This way!- Let's celebrate later. They're coming!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Wait, I've got to delete my bad one.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10- Ew!- Urgh!- Ooh!

0:22:13 > 0:22:15And you are gone!

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Hurry up!

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- No!- What? I deleted the bad photo.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- You deleted everyone's photo! - Check the hall!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Hank, we need to leave! - Is there an undelete button?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Oh, no!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Did I mention I'm an only child?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Henry Zipzer! I am absolutely furious with you as usual.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07I don't want to hear a word from you, not a word, or from you...

0:23:11 > 0:23:13'We all got the punishment we deserved.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15'Me, Ashley and Frankie got detention

0:23:15 > 0:23:18'and had to write an essay on fire safety,

0:23:18 > 0:23:21'and Dad and Emily had to make Mum breakfast for a week.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24'But I finally proved I could do something right in school.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27'Even if it did take three uniforms and a fire alarm.'

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I got a place on the course at the Institute!

0:23:31 > 0:23:32No? How?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35"We feel you would benefit from spending time in a less chaotic

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- "and more nurturing environment." - Can't argue with that.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Oh, OK. I've had a letter from Mr Love,

0:23:41 > 0:23:44that says he wants to talk to us about foam damage

0:23:44 > 0:23:47to his fancy dress costume and missing photos.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48What missing photos?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53BOTH: Hank!

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Tomorrow is the school fair and I'm running the coolest stall ever.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Why don't we go the whole hog and give you a tank

0:24:02 > 0:24:04- and a demolition ball as well(?) - Yeah, that would be amaz...

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Dad is doing Emily's room this weekend.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08So Emily is going to be sharing with you.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10ALARM BLARES

0:24:10 > 0:24:12What is going on in here?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- She almost killed me! - You will learn to share.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16- But I...- I... - No arguing!

0:24:16 > 0:24:20May I invite you to join me in getting a pie right in the kisser?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Something tells me this weekend is going to be amazing.