0:00:33 > 0:00:39- DEMONIC VOICE:- What on earth do you think you're doing?!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41It's my 13th birthday. And this year's present?
0:00:41 > 0:00:46Total and utter humiliation in front of my whole class.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47It all started yesterday...
0:00:52 > 0:00:55So, disco boat down the Thames, slap-up dinner at Burger Town,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58then back to my place in a limo for doughnuts in a hot tub.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Frankie, you listening?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Yes, I was listening, just like
0:01:02 > 0:01:04the other 15 times you told me this week.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06And the last week, and the week before,
0:01:06 > 0:01:07and the ten weeks before that.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Still talking about your lame birthday, Zitzer?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13For my 13th, my dad hired the London Philharmonic Orchestra
0:01:13 > 0:01:15and released a flock of doves into the air,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18spelt out "Happy Birthday, Nick."
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Even doves can spell better than you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Wow... Doves at your birthday, Nick?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm going to have friends at mine.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ouch.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Are you sure your parents are going to let you do all this?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's my 13th. They've got to, right?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35No.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37But...you don't even know what it is.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Er, is it a list of incredibly elaborate plans for your birthday,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44at least one of which involves a trumpet-playing monkey?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45No!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well... No to the monkey, but yes to the other bit.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Hank, you try this every year, and every year we end up eating pizza
0:01:52 > 0:01:54at home and really enjoying it.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58But this year is different. Nick McKelty had an orchestra
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and doves.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Why do you want doves? - I don't! I want this.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hank, we can't afford all this.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Listen, I've been working on a new pizza. It's really nice...
0:02:10 > 0:02:12No, no, no. No pizzas.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, all right, then. We'll play a few games and watch a movie.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17No, that's kids' stuff! I'm 13, not 3!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Ooh, sorry, Your Royal Coolness. - You never take me seriously!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You never let me do anything I want, cos you just don't get me!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Hank, stop being so silly. - Oh, get lost!- Hey!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29OK, it's pizza at home or nothing.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Fine. Nothing.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Was that his first teenage tantrum?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Yeah, and he's still only 12.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39DOOR SLAMS
0:02:43 > 0:02:45HE SIGHS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48What?
0:02:51 > 0:02:57OK, fine, so maybe I did go over the top a little bit, but still,
0:02:57 > 0:03:01this is going to be the only 13th birthday I'm ever going to get.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04And so far, it's heading for Washoutville.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08ACCORDION MUSIC
0:03:14 > 0:03:18All right, don't tell me - Miss Adolf gave you detention for not
0:03:18 > 0:03:20bowing when she came in the room?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- It's my birthday.- Happy birthday!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25You look very excited about that(!)
0:03:25 > 0:03:27My parents are making me have home-made pizza.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29The monsters(!)
0:03:29 > 0:03:31My parents hired me a clown when I was 13.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- No?- Oh, yes! I can still hear my classmates laughing.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- The clown was THAT funny? - They were laughing at me.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40OK, you win. Your 13th was terrible.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, no, no, no. It doesn't end there.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44So, my parents go to bed.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I throw myself a secret, private party,
0:03:47 > 0:03:49very cool, in the garage.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Whoa.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54All of a sudden, the speakers explode, the police show up.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I am grounded till I'm 14,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59so I say to you, you're going to have plenty of birthdays,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01plenty of parties.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03All right? Chin up! Up, up, up!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You know what? I think I've just had an idea.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13A secret party? What if your parents find out?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I don't think you're getting the concept of "secret".
0:04:15 > 0:04:18It'll be in the den. No-one will ever know.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20So, what's the plan, genius?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23OK, first up, guests.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26We send a note around class inviting everyone to a killer party
0:04:26 > 0:04:28in the den at 5.30 tonight.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31DING! DING! DING!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Then at 3.30, we leave school...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and head to the supermarket, where we get as much food
0:04:35 > 0:04:38and drink as we can carry.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Hang on... With what?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40My birthday money.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43KER-CHING! I'm loaded. Then back home.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Head upstairs, get changed,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47and make sure Mum and Dad don't see me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Then down to the basement to set everything up
0:04:49 > 0:04:51and make sure it looks awesome.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Then I head back upstairs...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59..to scoff down some pizza and cake for half an hour...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02while you two let people into the den and get the party started.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Hello.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I make my excuses, then head down to the den
0:05:07 > 0:05:10to be crowned the Party King of the World!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Easy!- Yeah, easy.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Course, it only works if you can get through the rest of today
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- without getting a detention. - Trust me, I've got this.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Honestly, Pops, I hardly recognised him. He was like a monster.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Welcome to the teenage years.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I hope you've got a crash helmet.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35But being a teenager's no excuse. I never behaved like that.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36That's a joke, right?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Have you forgotten when you wanted to dye your hair pink and I said no?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yes, I suppose I had my moments.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Yes. The moment when your bedroom had to be painted entirely black,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48the moment when you wanted to change your name to Electra,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51the moment when you came home with your nose pierced.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Shall I go on?- No, thank you.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Pop, make yourself useful. Do something with that.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57What, no more pizza?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Change of menu.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05And so, you see, the water pressure is affected by the density
0:06:05 > 0:06:07of the fluids,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10much like an understanding of water pressure
0:06:10 > 0:06:13is affected by the density of the student.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- NICK LAUGHS - That's hilarious, Miss.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19That's 12 so far.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Pass it down that way.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Make sure everyone sees it, except Nick.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Miss, Henry Zipzer's passing a note.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Henry Zipzer...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34would you care to share this fascinating missive
0:06:34 > 0:06:36with the rest of the class?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Oh, no! She's bound to put me in detention for this.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Actually, Miss, it's mine.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Hand it over.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I'd rather not, Miss, because it's, er...
0:06:46 > 0:06:47a love note.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49To whom?
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Er, to...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Tyler Smith.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Well, luckily for you, the romantic ramblings of the teenage brain
0:06:56 > 0:06:59hold no interest for me.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Bin.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04And if I catch any more of you arranging dates in my lessons,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07oh, you'll get a date with me - in detention.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Sounds like Nick's ideal night out. LAUGHTER
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Silence. Back to the board.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18A whole day without getting detention?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- You should get a medal, Hank. - Thanks!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Now, all I have to do is buy the snacks, set up the den,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26get changed, have family pizza,
0:07:26 > 0:07:31and then throw the most floor-filling, ear-drum-busting party
0:07:31 > 0:07:32anyone has ever been to
0:07:32 > 0:07:35in their whole, entire life in the next two hours.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, we REALLY need to get going.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ah, the very young people I'm looking for.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44You need to come with me, right now.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Surprise!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52OK, birthday boy,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I know you were sad cos you didn't have a party,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- so I made one. Rock-style. - Great...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on, let's feed our faces with cake.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And, oh, Cheez-Its!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04It's raining Cheez-Its!
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Here you go!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Yes, Cheez-Its! Hello!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09They are so good.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18What's that?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's for Hank. I thought I'd get him a yoga game, you know,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24to help calm his teenage tantrums.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25That's a good idea.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29But then I saw this!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Boxing?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Yeah, it's got ultra-realistic sound effects and everything. Pow! Pow!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ha, it's going to be great!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39For him, er, you know, I mean...
0:08:39 > 0:08:43to help channel his aggression...maybe.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45OK, I know that we had a disagreement, Stan,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47but you shouldn't pander to him.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I mean, he was in the wrong as well.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54I know, but I just feel bad about the argument and...
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Hang on, what are those?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, just a few...scallops.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Are we having dinner with Hank or a banquet for the Queen?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Well...I felt bad about the argument as well,
0:09:03 > 0:09:04so I'm cooking all his favourites.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ha! So we both agree that today should be about all about Hank?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yes, and if it's all about Hank,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13then you won't be having a go at that, will you?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I-I-I m-might just have a little go.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Thanks, sir. That was delicious.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Wait a minute, you can't leave now. The fun is just beginning.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Wait till you see the Rock pinata!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Pin-a-what-now?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yes, it is a Rock family tradition.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36It involves blindfolding, candy bars and a big stick.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37You're going to love it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Forget your 13th,
0:09:39 > 0:09:42at this rate we're going to be here till we're OAPs.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hank, everyone's going to be turning up to your party in an hour,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- except you.- I can't leave now after all he's done for me.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49OK, give me your money.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Erm... Is this a stick-up?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Frankie and I will go and get the snacks and get the party set up.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Brilliant, thank you!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Here we go...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh, you two are leaving?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Uh, sorry, Mr Rock, but we've got...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Synchronised swimming club!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Very well done.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13You know, I didn't peg you two as the type,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15but, hey, don't vomit in the pool.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19All right, Hank, take a whack.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS
0:10:25 > 0:10:27THEY MUTTER
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Here we go, it's the big one...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Boom! - DING-DING!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32In your face, old man!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Agh!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Right, that is it!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41No, no, no, no, no, I've got to fight in Vegas next!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43No, you haven't. You're playing a computer game!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44It's a simulator, actually.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I think mine are broken.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Or is it that you just can't take the power of my awesome uppercut?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I am trying to arrange a birthday dinner for your son
0:10:53 > 0:10:56and all you have done is play that computer game.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Simulator.- Argh! Right!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Break! Break!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Right, Bruiser, what's left to do?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, the table needs laying, and the lamb needs basting, and the fish
0:11:07 > 0:11:12needs scaling, and there's party paraphernalia all over the floor.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15OK. And what time are the guests arriving?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Guests?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24OK, first part of the plan done. Crisps and drinks bought.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26So, we get this lot in the den, go and get changed,
0:11:26 > 0:11:27get back downstairs
0:11:27 > 0:11:29and get the party set up before everyone arrives.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32You know what, Hank was right. This is easy.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33LIFT BELL DINGS
0:11:36 > 0:11:38A-ha! Just the people I was after.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Whoa, OK, to your left.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Your left, the other left.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ow! You're doing great. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Turn. Turn! There you go... Oh, my goodness.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55OK. Fine.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57What is going on here?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Would you like to take a turn?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Hitting you?
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Don't tempt me, Mr Rock.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09I take it you have, erm...permission for this event?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Oh, this is called a party and everyone is welcome.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Even you.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Party's over.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Saved by Miss Adolf? Who'd have thought?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Right, there's half an hour till everyone arrives at the party.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42My record for eating an entire pizza is five minutes, three seconds.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45That's bags of time to eat and get out of here.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Surprise!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Is everything OK? You don't look very happy.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08Yeah... Yeah, I just didn't expect Frankie and Ashley to be here.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, we just thought since it's your 13th,
0:13:10 > 0:13:14that you'd want to celebrate with your two best friends.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15She grabbed us in the lift.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- We didn't even get to set up the party.- Where are the snacks?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Stashed in the den.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Voila. Flash-fried scallops with bacon and cream.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Wow! Thanks, Mum.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29At least it's small. Let's just get it down us and get out of here.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Mm!- Turning 13 has done nothing for your table manners.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Mm! Mm! Mm!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Thank you very much, everyone. I guess we'll see you later.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42No, whoa, whoa, whoa. These are just the starters.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46There's more. There's fish and lamb and macaroni cheese.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48All your favourite things.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I need to get out of here.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Great! Thanks, Mum,
0:13:52 > 0:13:55but I think I'm going to need to put on my stretchy trousers.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Back in a bit.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58(Cover me.)
0:13:58 > 0:14:00E-Everyone look at me, quickly!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05You know what... Don't worry about it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, that was subtle(!)
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Hi. Sorry for the wait. PARTY MUSIC
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I was hoping to see Ashley,
0:14:18 > 0:14:21but if she's not coming, then maybe I should leave.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23No, no, no, she'll be here really, really soon. Just, er...
0:14:23 > 0:14:27in the meantime, have some snacks.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Everyone loves snacks.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47You took your time. Hang on...
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You're still wearing the same clothes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Oh, erm... I was just choosing my birthday...suit.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Can you guys give me some advice?- Yeah.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh, no, later. The next course is nearly ready.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02So, what's up?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04One, the guests are already arriving downstairs,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06two, we're stuck up here
0:15:06 > 0:15:10and C, I've already eaten enough food for two birthdays!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I'm never going to make it.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Is Tyler there? - Yeah...but he said he might leave.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Oh. Sorry to cut the party short, but me and Frankie have to go.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25We've got...judo practice.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Judo practice?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Yeah, that's our new thing, right, Frankie?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30CRASH!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Teenagers are weird.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You know what's a great sport? Boxing!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Stan, we're still eating.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Fish of the day for the man of the hour!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43This...is all for me?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yep, and there's plenty more where that came from.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51How do I look?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52You look good.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Good or goo-ood?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56You look fine.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Wow. I can see why you do so well with the ladies(!)
0:15:59 > 0:16:00OK, you look amazing!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, I know.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Then why'd you ask?!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oi! What are you two doing down here?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10I've just mopped these floors.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Just going to, you know, chill out in the den
0:16:13 > 0:16:14to...nail some homework.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Well, make sure you stay out of trouble. And don't scuff my floors.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Do you think we got away with it? - Yeah. We played him like a guitar.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Ti, Hyler. I mean, hi, Tyler. - Cool, Ash, real cool.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Oh, hi! I...
0:16:34 > 0:16:36LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:36 > 0:16:37McKelty?!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39What are you doing here?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Just enjoying Zipzer's hospitality.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- Oops.- Hey!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Clumsy me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Ashley, maybe I should leave.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49No, we'll sort this out, I promise.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Frankie, get Hank. Quick.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54More lamb?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59That's right, leave some room for the pudding!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Yeah. Pudding. Whoohoo(!)
0:17:08 > 0:17:10PHONE BEEPS
0:17:14 > 0:17:17McKelty! No. Right, that's it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Mm!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Thanks, Mum. Can I have a lie down?
0:17:31 > 0:17:32I'm feeling my age.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34No, no, no, no, no.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36You can lay down when you're dead.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41Now it's time for Battle of the Zipzers!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44HE GROANS
0:17:49 > 0:17:52LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:54 > 0:17:57This party is falling apart. Where's Hank?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Text him again.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Come on, Hank, knock him out, put us all out of our misery.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09STOMACH RUMBLES
0:18:09 > 0:18:10HE GROANS
0:18:10 > 0:18:14My stomach feels like a washing machine full of custard.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Yes! Knockout!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21You must be a tennis ball, cos you just got served!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Let's play again.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27PHONE BEEPS
0:18:31 > 0:18:34McKelty's ruining my party. I've got to get downstairs.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Dad, are you going fishing? Better check your flies.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Eh? What?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44That was cheating. I'm not fighting any more.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Hallelujah!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, I, er...better go for that lie down,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53let my dinner digest.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- You were rubbish.- Yeah.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Because he cheated. Cheated! I wasn't looking.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02You cheat all the time.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hank will be here soon, then you'll be sorry.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, I'm SO scared(!)
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Cut it out, Nick.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Hooray, Zipzer. Congratulations on the worst party ever.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Well, if it's so rubbish, why don't you just leave?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24All right. Lame party, anyway. Let's bounce.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Wow, that was easy.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah, it was. OK, let's party!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Excuse me, sir. I think you should know that
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Henry Zipzer is having a very loud party in there.- Is that right?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45And I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but I believe
0:19:45 > 0:19:48there might be people drinking things they shouldn't be.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Could get a bit out of hand.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Not on my watch it won't.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, what?!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Beaten by a pensioner? How embarrassing.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I thought you weren't playing any more.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- DOORBELL RINGS - I came out of retirement
0:20:07 > 0:20:09for one last stab at glory.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Again!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Sorry, I told them to keep it down.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15What time is your boy's party finishing in the basement?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Er, you must be confused. Hank's in his room.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I just saw him downstairs.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Stan?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:31 > 0:20:34This is the greatest party of all time.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38This is all anyone's going to be talking about for months!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43What's the matter? Can't keep up?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45They must be trying to learn my moves.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I call this one the Zipzer Freak-Out.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Uh-oh.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01What on earth do you think you are doing?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Look at the state of this place!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07I can't believe you would be so irresponsible!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- VOICE ECHOES:- Did you really think
0:21:09 > 0:21:13you could hold a party behind our backs?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Oh... I don't feel right.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18All that dancing has made everything
0:21:18 > 0:21:20in my stomach swish around like I'm on a boat.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22No! Don't think of boats.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, too late.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29So, what have you got to say for yourself?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31HE VOMITS
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah. That's right.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I celebrated my 13th by puking on my mum in front of everyone.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Hiya.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Morning.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07DOORBELL RINGS
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Here.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22You might want to scrape the sweetcorn off.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I hope that boy is in trouble. He should be. If it was up to me...
0:22:25 > 0:22:26He's grounded.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Yeah, good. Acting like a little delinquent. They've got to learn.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Yes, we'll tell him. OK, thanks a lot for bringing these up.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Of course, you've got to blame the parenting.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- Sorry?- You're one of these "huggy-huggy, there, there,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42"little Johnny didn't mean to burn down the house" types, are you?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Well, if you mean do I think that teenagers should be allowed
0:22:45 > 0:22:47to make mistakes, then yes.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Yeah. Thought so. - OK. Right. That's it!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Hank, get your coat, your grounding's over.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56We're going out to get you a tattoo.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57And a car.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And before you ask, no, you are not going to get a tattoo.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Am I still grounded?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Yes, of course.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15OK, no. But you can't ever go behind our backs again.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Do you understand?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Yeah. I promise.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22But can I have a party next year?
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Yes.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Great!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- and expecting different results. - What are you doing?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'm phoning the party boat people. That hot tub won't install itself.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Hank!- Hank!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I'm afraid Henry is once again at the bottom of the class.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49It's like the whole school has just given up on Hank!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52This is my old band mate, Crazy Ed.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56"Brettingham College - our motto is excellence."
0:23:56 > 0:23:58But I don't want to go to a new school!
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Now, this is wild - breaking into the head teacher's office.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Quit your job, come back on tour, we can have this much fun every day.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Do you want to say goodbye to Mr Rock?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12You know what you said about touring again? I'm in.