Hank's Birthday

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0:00:33 > 0:00:39- DEMONIC VOICE:- What on earth do you think you're doing?!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41It's my 13th birthday. And this year's present?

0:00:41 > 0:00:46Total and utter humiliation in front of my whole class.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47It all started yesterday...

0:00:52 > 0:00:55So, disco boat down the Thames, slap-up dinner at Burger Town,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58then back to my place in a limo for doughnuts in a hot tub.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Frankie, you listening?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Yes, I was listening, just like

0:01:02 > 0:01:04the other 15 times you told me this week.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06And the last week, and the week before,

0:01:06 > 0:01:07and the ten weeks before that.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Still talking about your lame birthday, Zitzer?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13For my 13th, my dad hired the London Philharmonic Orchestra

0:01:13 > 0:01:15and released a flock of doves into the air,

0:01:15 > 0:01:18spelt out "Happy Birthday, Nick."

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Even doves can spell better than you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Wow... Doves at your birthday, Nick?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm going to have friends at mine.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ouch.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Are you sure your parents are going to let you do all this?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's my 13th. They've got to, right?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35No.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37But...you don't even know what it is.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Er, is it a list of incredibly elaborate plans for your birthday,

0:01:41 > 0:01:44at least one of which involves a trumpet-playing monkey?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45No!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well... No to the monkey, but yes to the other bit.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Hank, you try this every year, and every year we end up eating pizza

0:01:52 > 0:01:54at home and really enjoying it.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58But this year is different. Nick McKelty had an orchestra

0:01:58 > 0:02:00and doves.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Why do you want doves? - I don't! I want this.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hank, we can't afford all this.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Listen, I've been working on a new pizza. It's really nice...

0:02:10 > 0:02:12No, no, no. No pizzas.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, all right, then. We'll play a few games and watch a movie.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17No, that's kids' stuff! I'm 13, not 3!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Ooh, sorry, Your Royal Coolness. - You never take me seriously!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You never let me do anything I want, cos you just don't get me!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Hank, stop being so silly. - Oh, get lost!- Hey!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29OK, it's pizza at home or nothing.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Fine. Nothing.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Was that his first teenage tantrum?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Yeah, and he's still only 12.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39DOOR SLAMS

0:02:43 > 0:02:45HE SIGHS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48What?

0:02:51 > 0:02:57OK, fine, so maybe I did go over the top a little bit, but still,

0:02:57 > 0:03:01this is going to be the only 13th birthday I'm ever going to get.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04And so far, it's heading for Washoutville.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08ACCORDION MUSIC

0:03:14 > 0:03:18All right, don't tell me - Miss Adolf gave you detention for not

0:03:18 > 0:03:20bowing when she came in the room?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- It's my birthday.- Happy birthday!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25You look very excited about that(!)

0:03:25 > 0:03:27My parents are making me have home-made pizza.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29The monsters(!)

0:03:29 > 0:03:31My parents hired me a clown when I was 13.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- No?- Oh, yes! I can still hear my classmates laughing.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- The clown was THAT funny? - They were laughing at me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40OK, you win. Your 13th was terrible.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, no, no, no. It doesn't end there.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44So, my parents go to bed.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I throw myself a secret, private party,

0:03:47 > 0:03:49very cool, in the garage.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Whoa.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54All of a sudden, the speakers explode, the police show up.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I am grounded till I'm 14,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59so I say to you, you're going to have plenty of birthdays,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01plenty of parties.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03All right? Chin up! Up, up, up!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06You know what? I think I've just had an idea.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13A secret party? What if your parents find out?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I don't think you're getting the concept of "secret".

0:04:15 > 0:04:18It'll be in the den. No-one will ever know.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20So, what's the plan, genius?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23OK, first up, guests.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26We send a note around class inviting everyone to a killer party

0:04:26 > 0:04:28in the den at 5.30 tonight.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31DING! DING! DING!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Then at 3.30, we leave school...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35and head to the supermarket, where we get as much food

0:04:35 > 0:04:38and drink as we can carry.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Hang on... With what?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40My birthday money.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43KER-CHING! I'm loaded. Then back home.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Head upstairs, get changed,

0:04:45 > 0:04:47and make sure Mum and Dad don't see me.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Then down to the basement to set everything up

0:04:49 > 0:04:51and make sure it looks awesome.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Then I head back upstairs...

0:04:56 > 0:04:59..to scoff down some pizza and cake for half an hour...

0:04:59 > 0:05:02while you two let people into the den and get the party started.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Hello.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I make my excuses, then head down to the den

0:05:07 > 0:05:10to be crowned the Party King of the World!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Easy!- Yeah, easy.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Course, it only works if you can get through the rest of today

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- without getting a detention. - Trust me, I've got this.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Honestly, Pops, I hardly recognised him. He was like a monster.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Welcome to the teenage years.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I hope you've got a crash helmet.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35But being a teenager's no excuse. I never behaved like that.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36That's a joke, right?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Have you forgotten when you wanted to dye your hair pink and I said no?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yes, I suppose I had my moments.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Yes. The moment when your bedroom had to be painted entirely black,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48the moment when you wanted to change your name to Electra,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51the moment when you came home with your nose pierced.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Shall I go on?- No, thank you.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Pop, make yourself useful. Do something with that.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57What, no more pizza?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Change of menu.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05And so, you see, the water pressure is affected by the density

0:06:05 > 0:06:07of the fluids,

0:06:07 > 0:06:10much like an understanding of water pressure

0:06:10 > 0:06:13is affected by the density of the student.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- NICK LAUGHS - That's hilarious, Miss.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19That's 12 so far.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Pass it down that way.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Make sure everyone sees it, except Nick.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Miss, Henry Zipzer's passing a note.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Henry Zipzer...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34would you care to share this fascinating missive

0:06:34 > 0:06:36with the rest of the class?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Oh, no! She's bound to put me in detention for this.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Actually, Miss, it's mine.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Hand it over.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I'd rather not, Miss, because it's, er...

0:06:46 > 0:06:47a love note.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49To whom?

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Er, to...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Tyler Smith.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Well, luckily for you, the romantic ramblings of the teenage brain

0:06:56 > 0:06:59hold no interest for me.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Bin.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04And if I catch any more of you arranging dates in my lessons,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07oh, you'll get a date with me - in detention.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Sounds like Nick's ideal night out. LAUGHTER

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Silence. Back to the board.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18A whole day without getting detention?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- You should get a medal, Hank. - Thanks!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Now, all I have to do is buy the snacks, set up the den,

0:07:24 > 0:07:26get changed, have family pizza,

0:07:26 > 0:07:31and then throw the most floor-filling, ear-drum-busting party

0:07:31 > 0:07:32anyone has ever been to

0:07:32 > 0:07:35in their whole, entire life in the next two hours.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, we REALLY need to get going.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ah, the very young people I'm looking for.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44You need to come with me, right now.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Surprise!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52OK, birthday boy,

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I know you were sad cos you didn't have a party,

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- so I made one. Rock-style. - Great...

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on, let's feed our faces with cake.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02And, oh, Cheez-Its!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04It's raining Cheez-Its!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Here you go!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Yes, Cheez-Its! Hello!

0:08:08 > 0:08:09They are so good.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18What's that?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's for Hank. I thought I'd get him a yoga game, you know,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24to help calm his teenage tantrums.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25That's a good idea.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29But then I saw this!

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Boxing?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Yeah, it's got ultra-realistic sound effects and everything. Pow! Pow!

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ha, it's going to be great!

0:08:35 > 0:08:39For him, er, you know, I mean...

0:08:39 > 0:08:43to help channel his aggression...maybe.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45OK, I know that we had a disagreement, Stan,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47but you shouldn't pander to him.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I mean, he was in the wrong as well.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54I know, but I just feel bad about the argument and...

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Hang on, what are those?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, just a few...scallops.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Are we having dinner with Hank or a banquet for the Queen?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Well...I felt bad about the argument as well,

0:09:03 > 0:09:04so I'm cooking all his favourites.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ha! So we both agree that today should be about all about Hank?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yes, and if it's all about Hank,

0:09:10 > 0:09:13then you won't be having a go at that, will you?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I-I-I m-might just have a little go.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Thanks, sir. That was delicious.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Wait a minute, you can't leave now. The fun is just beginning.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Wait till you see the Rock pinata!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Pin-a-what-now?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yes, it is a Rock family tradition.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36It involves blindfolding, candy bars and a big stick.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37You're going to love it.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Forget your 13th,

0:09:39 > 0:09:42at this rate we're going to be here till we're OAPs.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hank, everyone's going to be turning up to your party in an hour,

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- except you.- I can't leave now after all he's done for me.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49OK, give me your money.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Erm... Is this a stick-up?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Frankie and I will go and get the snacks and get the party set up.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Brilliant, thank you!

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Here we go...

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh, you two are leaving?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Uh, sorry, Mr Rock, but we've got...

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Synchronised swimming club!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Very well done.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13You know, I didn't peg you two as the type,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15but, hey, don't vomit in the pool.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19All right, Hank, take a whack.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS

0:10:25 > 0:10:27THEY MUTTER

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Here we go, it's the big one...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Boom! - DING-DING!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32In your face, old man!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Agh!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Right, that is it!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41No, no, no, no, no, I've got to fight in Vegas next!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43No, you haven't. You're playing a computer game!

0:10:43 > 0:10:44It's a simulator, actually.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I think mine are broken.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Or is it that you just can't take the power of my awesome uppercut?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53I am trying to arrange a birthday dinner for your son

0:10:53 > 0:10:56and all you have done is play that computer game.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Simulator.- Argh! Right!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Break! Break!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Right, Bruiser, what's left to do?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, the table needs laying, and the lamb needs basting, and the fish

0:11:07 > 0:11:12needs scaling, and there's party paraphernalia all over the floor.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15OK. And what time are the guests arriving?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Guests?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24OK, first part of the plan done. Crisps and drinks bought.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26So, we get this lot in the den, go and get changed,

0:11:26 > 0:11:27get back downstairs

0:11:27 > 0:11:29and get the party set up before everyone arrives.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32You know what, Hank was right. This is easy.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33LIFT BELL DINGS

0:11:36 > 0:11:38A-ha! Just the people I was after.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Whoa, OK, to your left.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Your left, the other left.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ow! You're doing great. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Turn. Turn! There you go... Oh, my goodness.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55OK. Fine.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57What is going on here?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Would you like to take a turn?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Hitting you?

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Don't tempt me, Mr Rock.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09I take it you have, erm...permission for this event?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Oh, this is called a party and everyone is welcome.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Even you.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ah.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Party's over.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Saved by Miss Adolf? Who'd have thought?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Right, there's half an hour till everyone arrives at the party.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42My record for eating an entire pizza is five minutes, three seconds.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45That's bags of time to eat and get out of here.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Surprise!

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Is everything OK? You don't look very happy.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08Yeah... Yeah, I just didn't expect Frankie and Ashley to be here.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, we just thought since it's your 13th,

0:13:10 > 0:13:14that you'd want to celebrate with your two best friends.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15She grabbed us in the lift.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- We didn't even get to set up the party.- Where are the snacks?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Stashed in the den.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Voila. Flash-fried scallops with bacon and cream.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Wow! Thanks, Mum.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29At least it's small. Let's just get it down us and get out of here.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Mm!- Turning 13 has done nothing for your table manners.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Mm! Mm! Mm!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Thank you very much, everyone. I guess we'll see you later.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42No, whoa, whoa, whoa. These are just the starters.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46There's more. There's fish and lamb and macaroni cheese.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48All your favourite things.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I need to get out of here.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Great! Thanks, Mum,

0:13:52 > 0:13:55but I think I'm going to need to put on my stretchy trousers.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Back in a bit.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58(Cover me.)

0:13:58 > 0:14:00E-Everyone look at me, quickly!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05You know what... Don't worry about it.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, that was subtle(!)

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Hi. Sorry for the wait. PARTY MUSIC

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I was hoping to see Ashley,

0:14:18 > 0:14:21but if she's not coming, then maybe I should leave.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23No, no, no, she'll be here really, really soon. Just, er...

0:14:23 > 0:14:27in the meantime, have some snacks.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Everyone loves snacks.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47You took your time. Hang on...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You're still wearing the same clothes.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Oh, erm... I was just choosing my birthday...suit.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Can you guys give me some advice?- Yeah.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh, no, later. The next course is nearly ready.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02So, what's up?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04One, the guests are already arriving downstairs,

0:15:04 > 0:15:06two, we're stuck up here

0:15:06 > 0:15:10and C, I've already eaten enough food for two birthdays!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I'm never going to make it.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Is Tyler there? - Yeah...but he said he might leave.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Oh. Sorry to cut the party short, but me and Frankie have to go.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25We've got...judo practice.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Judo practice?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Yeah, that's our new thing, right, Frankie?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30CRASH!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Teenagers are weird.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You know what's a great sport? Boxing!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Stan, we're still eating.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Fish of the day for the man of the hour!

0:15:41 > 0:15:43This...is all for me?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yep, and there's plenty more where that came from.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51How do I look?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52You look good.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Good or goo-ood?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56You look fine.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Wow. I can see why you do so well with the ladies(!)

0:15:59 > 0:16:00OK, you look amazing!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, I know.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Then why'd you ask?!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oi! What are you two doing down here?

0:16:09 > 0:16:10I've just mopped these floors.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Just going to, you know, chill out in the den

0:16:13 > 0:16:14to...nail some homework.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Well, make sure you stay out of trouble. And don't scuff my floors.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Do you think we got away with it? - Yeah. We played him like a guitar.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Ti, Hyler. I mean, hi, Tyler. - Cool, Ash, real cool.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Oh, hi! I...

0:16:34 > 0:16:36LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:36 > 0:16:37McKelty?!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39What are you doing here?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Just enjoying Zipzer's hospitality.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44- Oops.- Hey!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Clumsy me.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Ashley, maybe I should leave.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49No, we'll sort this out, I promise.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Frankie, get Hank. Quick.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54More lamb?

0:16:55 > 0:16:59That's right, leave some room for the pudding!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Yeah. Pudding. Whoohoo(!)

0:17:08 > 0:17:10PHONE BEEPS

0:17:14 > 0:17:17McKelty! No. Right, that's it.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Mm!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Thanks, Mum. Can I have a lie down?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32I'm feeling my age.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34No, no, no, no, no.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36You can lay down when you're dead.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41Now it's time for Battle of the Zipzers!

0:17:43 > 0:17:44HE GROANS

0:17:49 > 0:17:52LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:54 > 0:17:57This party is falling apart. Where's Hank?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Text him again.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Come on, Hank, knock him out, put us all out of our misery.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09STOMACH RUMBLES

0:18:09 > 0:18:10HE GROANS

0:18:10 > 0:18:14My stomach feels like a washing machine full of custard.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Yes! Knockout!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21You must be a tennis ball, cos you just got served!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Let's play again.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27PHONE BEEPS

0:18:31 > 0:18:34McKelty's ruining my party. I've got to get downstairs.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Dad, are you going fishing? Better check your flies.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Eh? What?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44That was cheating. I'm not fighting any more.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Hallelujah!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, I, er...better go for that lie down,

0:18:51 > 0:18:53let my dinner digest.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- You were rubbish.- Yeah.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Because he cheated. Cheated! I wasn't looking.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02You cheat all the time.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hank will be here soon, then you'll be sorry.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, I'm SO scared(!)

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Cut it out, Nick.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Hooray, Zipzer. Congratulations on the worst party ever.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Well, if it's so rubbish, why don't you just leave?

0:19:20 > 0:19:24All right. Lame party, anyway. Let's bounce.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Wow, that was easy.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah, it was. OK, let's party!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Excuse me, sir. I think you should know that

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Henry Zipzer is having a very loud party in there.- Is that right?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45And I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but I believe

0:19:45 > 0:19:48there might be people drinking things they shouldn't be.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Could get a bit out of hand.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Not on my watch it won't.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, what?!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Beaten by a pensioner? How embarrassing.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I thought you weren't playing any more.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- DOORBELL RINGS - I came out of retirement

0:20:07 > 0:20:09for one last stab at glory.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Again!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Sorry, I told them to keep it down.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15What time is your boy's party finishing in the basement?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Er, you must be confused. Hank's in his room.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I just saw him downstairs.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Stan?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:20:31 > 0:20:34This is the greatest party of all time.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38This is all anyone's going to be talking about for months!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43What's the matter? Can't keep up?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45They must be trying to learn my moves.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I call this one the Zipzer Freak-Out.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Uh-oh.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01What on earth do you think you are doing?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Look at the state of this place!

0:21:03 > 0:21:07I can't believe you would be so irresponsible!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- VOICE ECHOES:- Did you really think

0:21:09 > 0:21:13you could hold a party behind our backs?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Oh... I don't feel right.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18All that dancing has made everything

0:21:18 > 0:21:20in my stomach swish around like I'm on a boat.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22No! Don't think of boats.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, too late.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29So, what have you got to say for yourself?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31HE VOMITS

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah. That's right.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47I celebrated my 13th by puking on my mum in front of everyone.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Hiya.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Morning.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07DOORBELL RINGS

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Here.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22You might want to scrape the sweetcorn off.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25I hope that boy is in trouble. He should be. If it was up to me...

0:22:25 > 0:22:26He's grounded.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Yeah, good. Acting like a little delinquent. They've got to learn.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Yes, we'll tell him. OK, thanks a lot for bringing these up.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Of course, you've got to blame the parenting.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39- Sorry?- You're one of these "huggy-huggy, there, there,

0:22:39 > 0:22:42"little Johnny didn't mean to burn down the house" types, are you?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Well, if you mean do I think that teenagers should be allowed

0:22:45 > 0:22:47to make mistakes, then yes.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Yeah. Thought so. - OK. Right. That's it!

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Hank, get your coat, your grounding's over.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56We're going out to get you a tattoo.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57And a car.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06And before you ask, no, you are not going to get a tattoo.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Am I still grounded?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Yes, of course.

0:23:10 > 0:23:15OK, no. But you can't ever go behind our backs again.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Do you understand?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Yeah. I promise.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22But can I have a party next year?

0:23:26 > 0:23:27Yes.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Great!

0:23:28 > 0:23:32The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- and expecting different results. - What are you doing?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'm phoning the party boat people. That hot tub won't install itself.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Hank!- Hank!

0:23:42 > 0:23:46I'm afraid Henry is once again at the bottom of the class.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49It's like the whole school has just given up on Hank!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52This is my old band mate, Crazy Ed.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56"Brettingham College - our motto is excellence."

0:23:56 > 0:23:58But I don't want to go to a new school!

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Now, this is wild - breaking into the head teacher's office.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Quit your job, come back on tour, we can have this much fun every day.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Do you want to say goodbye to Mr Rock?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12You know what you said about touring again? I'm in.