0:00:32 > 0:00:36I'm packing, in case I need to run away.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Want to know why? Two words -
0:00:38 > 0:00:41parents' evening.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43The worst night of the year.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Please don't tell me that Hank is at the bottom again this term.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Very well, Mr Zipzer.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- All right, you can tell me. - Despite my efforts,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I'm afraid Henry is, once again, at the bottom of the class.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09And how are his grades?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Ds and Es.- Not all of them!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Oh, and an F. - Oh, yeah...- Great.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22I try my best with every pupil, Mr and Mrs Zipzer, but some...
0:01:22 > 0:01:25are harder to help than others.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Not very popular, Mr Rock.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Must remind you of your touring days.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I suppose you can't blame parents
0:01:36 > 0:01:40for wanting to concentrate on the more important subjects.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Mr Joy, music is very important.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47If you say so. Where is your paperwork?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh... I like to keep things loose.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I like to keep it spontaneous.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Spontaneous?! Oh, no.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58There is no room for spontaneity in modern education.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Everything must be planned.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04For example, I planned on talking to you for no longer than 30 seconds
0:02:04 > 0:02:06and that time is up now, so...
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Mr Joy, our son is not doing well.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13That's an understatement.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15So, what are you going to do about it?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Mrs Zipzer, I am the headmaster.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21The big thinker. The visionary.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23El Capitan.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I simply don't have time to worry about individual pupils.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29So, the question is,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31what are YOU going to do about it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You know, if it helps,
0:02:37 > 0:02:40your son Hank is one of my best pupils.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Top of the class.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah, but that's only music. Oof!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46No offence.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Some taken.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Is there anything worse than the parents' evening wait?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I don't think so.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Here they come - the world's most disappointed parents.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I have never been so angry!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08If you're angry, I am furious!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Angry? That's new. I think I prefer disappointed.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14It's like the whole school has just given up on Hank!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15No-one gives up on my son!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Hi, Hank.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20And as for that Mr Joy - what a patronising little creep!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Come on, love, let's be fair. What about obnoxious, rude and smug?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Wow. They're not cross with me - they're cross with the school!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Best parents' evening ever!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36This is my old band mate, Crazy Ed.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38And you know what he's doing now?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He's playing a rock solid bass line.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45He repeats it over and over and over again, so that I can do this!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47PLAYS ROCK RIFF
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I'm improvising - making it up -
0:03:54 > 0:03:58and I'm able to do that cos Crazy Ed has got my back.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Give it up for the Mighty Axeman Rock!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:10 > 0:04:14And give it up for the most fantastic Crazy Ed!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18And here comes the fun police.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20WHAT is going on here?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, we're having fun and improvising.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24But it wouldn't matter to you,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26because this is not an important class.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Why do you have handcuffs on your trousers?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34All part of the image, man.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35And I lost my belt.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Great. No more school for - 7 - 4 + 2...
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- ..Till tomorrow. And can I smell... - HANK SNIFFS
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Hello, sweetie. Made your favourite - lasagne.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53"Brettingham College - our motto is excellence".
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Hmm...interesting.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Hey, Geekoid! look what I...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- HANK SNIFFS - What's that disgusting smell!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I'm creating an organic alternative to fossil fuels
0:05:10 > 0:05:12and thus halting anthropogenic global warming.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Emily, are you playing with lizard poo?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Lizard waste does feature in my compound.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Future generations will thank me - and Katherine.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's her poo.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You see, it's this kind of weirdness
0:05:25 > 0:05:27that makes me glad you're leaving Westbrook.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I'm going to Brettingham College? Seriously?!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- DAD COUGHS - Actually...- Hank...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40But I don't want to go to a new school!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I do! That place looks amazing!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45But Westbrook isn't supporting you. The teachers just don't care enough.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Yeah, they do!- Name one.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Mr Rock.- OK, name another.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Mr Rock cares enough for a whole school of teachers.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Look, at Brettingham College if your grades are low,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58you get extra lessons, you get personal tuition, the lot.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59What about Frankie and Ashley?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You'll still see them - just not at school.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04But it's only having my two best friends there
0:06:04 > 0:06:05that makes school bearable!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Just think about it, sweetheart.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I should have known that lasagne was just to soften me up.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15There's no way I'm going to that school. No way.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16If he won't go, I definitely will.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19You can pay for it out of my pocket money.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Luckily, I do have some plans to stop me from leaving Westbrook.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28What about...I glue myself to the school, so I can never leave?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You do know that if you can never leave,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32then you can never leave, yeah?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Good point. So, how about we take Mr Joy prisoner
0:06:36 > 0:06:39until he begs my parents to let me stay?
0:06:39 > 0:06:44No? Well, wouldn't it be cool if we trained dogs to fly helicopters?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47That really would, but how's that going to help you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49It doesn't, it's just cool.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hank, you're making this too complicated.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54You need something simple and direct that your parents can't ignore.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Like what?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58No new school! No new school!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Morning, Hank.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04What do we want? No new school! When do we want it? We don't!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07You've spelt your placard wrong.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08You see? That's another thing.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Brettingham College is just a whole load more words for me to get wrong.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Nice try, Hank. Nice try.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22What a great day. Thank you, Ed.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Just like being on tour with the Flaming Rhinos again, eh?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Those were the days! Power to the people, rebellion,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31up against the system!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Here we are - two espressos and pastries.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Thank you, Papa Pete.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Can I just say, I'm a huge fan of the Flaming Rhinos.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Hey. Thank you so much. - Why are you thanking me?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48He was in the band, too - on guitar.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51No, Mighty Axeman Rock was on guitar for the Rhinos.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Mighty Axeman Rock is right here, in your place, in the chair!
0:07:56 > 0:08:02Ha! Nice try, but Mighty Axeman Rock was a wild animal.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You want to see wild?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'll show you wild!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Look at that. How about that for wild?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11That's not wild. That's vandalism.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, my. Do you have any tape?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Hey! Do you want to see wild?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I got it. Come on. Get up!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Make those pastries to go.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Now, this is wild -
0:08:29 > 0:08:31breaking into the headteacher's office.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's actually not that wild. The door was unlocked,
0:08:34 > 0:08:35and you work here.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40All right, I'm going to force this man to be spontaneous!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43How's your planning now, Mr Joy?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's a permanent marker.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, yes, it is.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Look at this! How about this?
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Yep, nothing screams "anarchy" like slightly untidy paperwork.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Here, take this.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- This might help.- Toilet paper!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Rock'n'roll, my friend. - BOTH:- Rock'n'roll.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Rock and roll!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Where did you come from? - I brought the pastries.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- OUTSIDE:- Anyone there?- Hide!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18This is so much fun.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Quit your job, come back on tour and we can have this much fun every day.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Down.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Who's there?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Pastry?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What if the headteacher of Brettingham College
0:09:42 > 0:09:44sent a letter to my parents,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46saying the school is full and there's no place for me?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- How are you going to convince him... - ..Or her.- ..or her to write it?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I don't have to, because we're going to write it.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Fake letter? Great idea.- I hope so,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56because I'll miss this place if I have to leave.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59If you three don't move within the next five seconds,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02you're in detention for a week.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Well, maybe not all of it.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09So, the last time I went on tour with my band,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I sat in a tub of custard for about three days.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Why?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Because I wanted to see what it was like to be in apple crumble.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Let me just say it was warm... for the first 30 minutes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Mr Rock!- Hi.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I've had some complaints about your abject failure to do lesson plans.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Complaints? From who? - From me.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32All right. Here's my lesson plan - "teach music".
0:10:32 > 0:10:34You need to do more than that.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37All right. "Teach music to these cool kids."
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It needs to be written down.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh. Can someone pass me a napkin?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Not on a napkin! On these forms!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47And I want them completed today, by 4.15.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Ed? It's Rock.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03You know what you said about touring again?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm in.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Wow! This letter is brilliant.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13It'll totally fool them.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I wonder if we need a few more big words?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Like..."discombobulation".
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Hank, the letter's fine.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I've got to go. Mum recorded a documentary on heart surgery
0:11:22 > 0:11:24and we're going to watch it together.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25She's making popcorn and everything.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yeah, nothing says "popcorn" like heart surgery.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Got to go, too. Later, Hank-erator.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32HANK SIGHS
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Frankie's right. The letter is fine.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37But I'm not settling for "fine".
0:11:38 > 0:11:42I'm going to use the thesaurus to make this letter super-fine.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Mum and Dad are so going to fall for this.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52"Felicitations, Mr and Mrs Zipzer!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54"I have some abominable tidings.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58"Disastrously, our institution is impregnated...
0:11:58 > 0:12:02"and thus, it is nonviable to offer a whereabouts to your urchin."
0:12:02 > 0:12:04SHE LAUGHS Let me have a look!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- It's not funny, Rosa! - Oh, it is quite amusing.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09And it shows how much he wants to stay at Westbrook.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Honestly, if that school can't teach him
0:12:11 > 0:12:14how to write a better fake letter than that, I don't want him there!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh, yeah. I do believe the new place
0:12:16 > 0:12:18has much better fake letter writing classes(!)
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Moving schools is the best thing for him.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27HANK WHISTLES A TUNE
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Hey, Hank.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I just got a letter from Brettingham College.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Here we go - my master plan at work.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oh, no! Does it say it's full and they can't get me in?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37What a shame.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's funny you knew that,
0:12:42 > 0:12:44seeing as how I hadn't told you yet.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I've just ripped up my master plan!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Ten out of ten for effort, champ.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00This is bad.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02This means I have to go to plan C.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05And I really don't want to go to plan C.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07This is plan C.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- KNOCKS ON DOOR - Enter.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Ah, Henry Zipzer.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16What can I do for you?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, I...
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I, um...
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26You "um" and you "er"? How illuminating(!)
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Thank you for coming in to tell me that.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30HANK SIGHS
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I want some extra tuition!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34See? Plan C sucks.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I'm sorry, I think I may have temporarily blacked out.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39What did you just say?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I said, I want some extra tuition.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Is this a joke, Henry?
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Are you filming a television show called "Students Tease Teachers"?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50No. But that sounds like a great show.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Then why, Henry?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I thought it might be fun.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I need to get my grades up,
0:14:00 > 0:14:02so my mum and dad don't make me leave Westbrook.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05An honest answer.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06How rare.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Very well - see me after school.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13But I warn you...
0:14:14 > 0:14:15..there may be tears.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Probably from both of us.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No, the solution is not...
0:14:29 > 0:14:30What is that, exactly?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32A dog flying a helicopter.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34And how does that help with geometry?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I can think of a couple of ways.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I wish I didn't ask for extra tuition.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Believe me, Henry, the feeling is entirely mutual.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I guess I'll just go, then.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Oh, no, Henry. You're not going anywhere.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57MR ROCK AND ED JAM
0:15:00 > 0:15:01What is that infernal racket?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Racket? That was no racket.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06That was two rock gods at the peak of their powers.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Those words make no sense in any order.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10We were jamming, Miss Adolf.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Jamming is something the Women's Institute do.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I see no preserves, marmalades or sweet chutneys in here.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Ha! You're funny.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I am?- Yeah. Miss Adolf, is it?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Cute name. Ay-dol-f...
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh. No-one's ever said that before.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Cute name for a cute girl.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33MISS ADOLF GIGGLES
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Keep the noise down in future.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40But if you can't... that's fine.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Thank you.- Not you. Just him.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Mr Rock will know what to do.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53He always knows what to do.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Henry.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'm not wrong, she was skipping, right?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Hey, how are you doing? You looking for the Mighty Axeman Rock?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Yeah.- He's just popped out to the little boy's room.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12He'll be back in a minute.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh, it's fine. I just needed his help with something.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Get it while you can, eh? - What do you mean?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Old Rock's quitting this place
0:16:18 > 0:16:21and coming back on tour with me and the Rhinos.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22What? But... No.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26He's out of here. Goodbye, Westbrook, hello...
0:16:26 > 0:16:29everywhere else.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'll tell him you called...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33..whatever your name is.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39I thought Mr Rock would always have my back, but I guess I'm on my own.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I'm all out of ideas.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02OK, fine. Mum, Dad, you win.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03I'll go to the new school.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Great! You won't regret this, champ.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I'll come in with you tomorrow, to tell Mr Joy.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11You could be at Brettingham College by next week.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Are you all right with this, sweetie?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Yeah. I'll just go and tell Frankie and Ashley.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- You will meet new friends, you know. - Not like those two.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Do you know who my best friends were, when I was your age?- No.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Nor do I. I can't remember.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26But that's life, Hank.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28We all move on, forget things.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I guess.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34EXPLOSION EMILY YELPS
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Ugh! What is that terrible smell?!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41My experiment has had a sub-optimal result.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Here.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- What have you done to Hank?- Nothing.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57He just saw me covered in lizard poo and all he did was...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- help me.- Are you saying that like it was a bad thing?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's definitely a weird thing.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07And you're OK with going?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- It'll make Mum and Dad happy. - But will it make you happy?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15I guess I'll see you a bit less, but we can still hang out here.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So, are we going to do what he says and not worry about him?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29No way! Because he's not Hank any more.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31He's the Amazing Sighing Sad Boy.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Whatever it takes, we can't let him leave. Agreed?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Agreed.- Then let's get planning.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41I thought my last day at Westbrook
0:18:41 > 0:18:44would be the happiest day of my life...
0:18:44 > 0:18:47but I don't think I've ever felt sadder.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Hiya, son.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Look, I know this isn't exactly what you want...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01..but it's not really what I want either.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I don't want to split you up from your friends,
0:19:04 > 0:19:07but I love you, Hank -
0:19:07 > 0:19:09and I don't want to see you sitting on the subs' bench
0:19:09 > 0:19:11for the rest of your life.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Do you understand?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Yeah.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Good lad.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Mates?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Mates.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Come on, Hank. Mr Joy's expecting us.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm going to miss this place.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33That's the chemistry lab I blew up.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35That's the classroom I flooded.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I had some of my best ever detentions over there.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Hey...
0:19:41 > 0:19:43do you want to say goodbye to Mr Rock?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You need to travel light on the road, Axeman.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Oh, no, Ed. They're coming with me.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Hank?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Come on, Dad.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Let's get this over with.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Mr Rock! You've got to help Hank!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- His Dad's making him leave Westbrook!- Like, now!- What?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- We've got to try and stop it happening!- Wait a minute.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Do you two have something crazy and irresponsible planned?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- BOTH:- Yes.- I'm in.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39I think it's for the best.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Much better to admit when you've failed - isn't it, Zipzer?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Hey! The only person who's failed round here is this school.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Which...isn't a person as such, but my point still stands.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Plan Hank is a go!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Has anyone got any oxygen?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Sorry, Hank. We couldn't train dogs to fly helicopters...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07..But we can do this.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11..And this.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Ed, I'm not going on the road with you.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20What? You just want to be a teacher?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23There's no such thing as JUST being a teacher.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27This is the hardest, most fulfilling gig I've ever done.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Here...
0:21:32 > 0:21:33What's going on?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- THEY CHANT:- No new school! No new school!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38No new school! No new school!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Frankie and Ashley? Best friends ever.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44And now, our protest song.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You fiend!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I won't give in to your torture!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Mr Rock, the coolest teacher ever.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# They tried to take Hank from Westbrook
0:21:56 > 0:21:57# Ahh
0:21:57 > 0:22:00# We said "don't"
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# We glued his feet to the carpet
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- # Ahh - So they won't... #
0:22:06 > 0:22:08OK, no more. Please, make it stop!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Make it stop!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Has anyone got a belt?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Or string, or anything?
0:22:18 > 0:22:19No?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24You guys are amazing!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26There's no way my dad's going to make me leave Westbrook,
0:22:26 > 0:22:28now he's seen what I mean to you guys and Mr Rock.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Whoa, Hank. Not so fast.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I'm not having you staying at a school run by a man like that.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34- But...- No.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37You're not going to get a proper education while he's in charge.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38But, Dad, it's like you say,
0:22:38 > 0:22:42it's not the manager that wins the games, it's the team on the pitch -
0:22:42 > 0:22:44and this is my team.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Well, that does sound like something I'd say. But...
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Typical... Henry Zipzer!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53What are you doing, hanging around out here,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- like you have nothing to do?- Miss?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You wanted extra tuition to get your grades up.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Well, your grades are not yet up,
0:22:59 > 0:23:03so the torture continues for us both. My classroom, now!
0:23:03 > 0:23:07And if I hear one more word about Henry leaving this school
0:23:07 > 0:23:09before I've accomplished my mission,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12you will be summoned to see me, Mr Zipzer.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14DAD GULPS
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Well, you heard her. Better get a move on.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Does that mean I get to...?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Oh, there's no way I am crossing her.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30And clearly, she cares about you.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Well, maybe "cares" is the wrong word...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm staying at Westbrook!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I'm trying to find something Papa Pete likes.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I'm going to get him the one thing he's missing in life - a girlfriend.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Is it OK if I have a friend round for dinner tomorrow night?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- What's her name?- Robert. He's a new boy in my class.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57You must be Robert! Welcome!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Mature businessman, seeks a fun-loving woman...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Let's cut the pretence, shall we? We both know what's going on here.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06It's about this other boy, Robert.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Father's a footballer, or some such.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10His dad's in the Premiership!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Get your hands off her!