0:00:32 > 0:00:34Papa Pete makes the best ice-cream on Planet Earth,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37but right now it's about to hit my face at 50mph.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41I still have time to duck, but you know what? I deserve this.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50We should probably go back a bit, so I can explain.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53A bit further than that.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You basically have to go back to Ancient Rome.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04B Plus! Hankster, that is awesome!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06How do you know so much about Ancient Rome?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Because of my Papa Pete.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09What, did he used to live there?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11No, but he knows how my brain works.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15The garlic oil here is France.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Chorizo, Spain.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20A pyramid of aubergine for Egypt.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23A blob of Greece, some turkey.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26And in the middle of it all, Caesar.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28He's a salad.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30And that got you a B Plus?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yep. It would have been an A but then I got confused
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and said that the Empire was surrounded by a cheesy crust.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Your Papa Pete is amazing. He's always doing stuff for you.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yeah, but I never do anything for him.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Yes, you do! What about that mug tree you made for him?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47No, I think I can top that.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51How about I buy him a sports car or a swimming pool?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52You've got no money.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Mr Rock. - Good morning, children.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01What present do you think I should buy for my grandad?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03That's easy. The best present you can give him?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Spend some time with him.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Nah.- Boring. - That's a terrible idea.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13All right. Well, if that doesn't work, ask him what he wants.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I could do that,
0:02:14 > 0:02:19but knowing Papa Pete, he'll probably just suggest something small.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21That's why I definitely shouldn't ask him.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23OK. Good advice. Thanks, Mr Rock.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25That's what I am here for.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Now, let me have a taste of this history homework I've been
0:02:28 > 0:02:30hearing so much about.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I think I am going to have some Spain.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40B plus, Hank, I'm so proud!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I'd hang my head in shame if I sank to the level of a B plus.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46What are you looking at the photo album for?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I am trying to find something Papa Pete likes
0:02:48 > 0:02:50so I can get him a present for all his help.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Aw, Hank that is really thoughtful.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56He still wears that horrible tie, so why don't you get him a new one?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Is it OK if I have a friend round for dinner tomorrow night?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Sure.- What's her name?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Robert. He's a new boy in my class.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Ooh. Emily's got a boyfriend!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's not unreasonable, given he's a presentable boy of my age.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yeah, it's a lot more fun teasing people
0:03:11 > 0:03:14when they actually get embarrassed about it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18That's it!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That's what?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22That's what I'm getting for Papa Pete.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Isn't that your gran, who... died?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Medical science has come a long way, Hank, but it can't bring back...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29No, I'm going to get him the one thing he is missing in life.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- A girlfriend. - How old is Papa Pete?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Like, 110?- More like 50.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34OK, 150.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Old people can still date.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Question is, where do they meet each other?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40According to research, most couples meet at work.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, he works in the deli, so we need to get some women in there.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45But what do women like?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- It's impossible to generalise. We... - Shoes, chocolate, ice cream.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Let's do this!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Go easy on Robert.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I remember the first time I took you home to meet my dad.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00He made you squirm all night.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02And now it's my turn!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I wonder what he is going to be like.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Well, I don't know. Emily does have very high standards.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13He'll probably be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15If you're going to speak about us,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I suggest you check we're not in the room with you first.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You must be Robert. Welcome!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Emergency exits are situated here and here.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32It's good of you to help out Hank, but it's quiet this afternoon.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I've got a feeling that might be about to change.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46This was my brilliant plan.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48To offer free ice cream, but to women only.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54So... Emily's first boyfriend.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Do you like lizards too?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58They're all right.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01So what's your thing then? Hmm?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Japanese poetry?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Quantum mechanics?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Robert's into sport.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh! Let me guess -
0:05:08 > 0:05:10croquet.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Football. I like music too.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Jazz? Salsa?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Peruvian nose trumpet!- Erm...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Stanley, stop hounding him.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Dad, he's a normal kid that likes normal stuff.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Normal stuff...?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Come on, Robert, Katherine's desperate to meet you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33CLAMOURING
0:05:34 > 0:05:36That's it. Out! All of you.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38The deli is closed!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- ALL:- Oh, no... - Oh, yes. Out!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Fouri! Fouri!- Aw!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Come on. Get out! Come on.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Get out of my deli. Thank you very much. Go. Go away.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Hank, are you trying to drive me into an early grave?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56How do you know it was me?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Did I spell something on the poster wrong?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Who else would do such a thing?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Who else would give away half my stock for free?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Who else could drive me to throw customers out of my own shop?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm sorry, Papa Pete.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'll pay you back for the ice cream.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12No. It's OK.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15HE SIGHS
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You were just trying to help the business.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Actually, I wasn't. I was trying to get you a girlfriend.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh. Good idea.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm so sorry. I know it's not what you want,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27and now you've got rid of all your ice cream
0:06:27 > 0:06:30and you were angry in front of all of those...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Wait. Did you just say that was a good idea?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I did get a couple of smiles and well,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38it might be fun to go on a date.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Really?- Yeah! Why not?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- I'll put the poster back up then. - Whoa...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Perhaps next time, I could be a little more selective.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Find the right woman for me.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I know exactly what you're saying.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Internet dating! Follow me.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04There's something not quite right about that Robert.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05He's too... normal.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Would you prefer it if he were abnormal?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Well, it'd make more sense.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Stanley, are you saying that our daughter's strange?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15No. Not strange. Unique.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And Robert isn't. He's up to something.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You can't go through your children's bags!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I'm not going through my children's bags.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm going through another child's bag. A-ha! A textbook.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Ooh, a textbook in a school bag. Who'd have thought?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Emily's textbook, with Emily's notes in it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- I knew it. He's copying her work. - Where did you get that idea from?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You're forgetting. I used to be a 12-year-old boy.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Er... Used to be?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Could I have a glass of water please, Mrs Zipzer?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Yes. Of course you can.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Are you, er...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Are you having a nice time?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Erm, yeah.
0:08:02 > 0:08:08She is great, my Emily. She's beautiful, kind, intelligent...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Cleverest kid in our year.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I bet she helps with your homework.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Some of it.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Some of it? Or all of it?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Sorry?- WHISPERING:- Let's cut the pretence, shall we?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19We both know what's going on here.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I... I don't.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24OK. Leave the poor kid alone.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Right. You go on through to Emily.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30What did you do that for?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'd almost broken him!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37So good of you to help out.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You kids have a lot more computer know-how than I do.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45OK. So we've completed your online profile on the dating website.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47All you have to do is describe yourself.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48OK.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Retired deli owner,
0:08:50 > 0:08:51slightly overweight...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We need to focus on your good qualities.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56They are my good qualities.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Mature businessman.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Mid-40s?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- George Clooney lookalike?- What?
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Seeks a fun-loving woman for laughter and romance.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Done. Now we have to add a photo.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Here's one, from Hank's birthday.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, it's just slightly blurred.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19I can find a clearer one.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21No. No, we need one that's MORE blurred.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24COMPUTER CHIMES Oh. Look at this!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26A response already!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27BublefanUK.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Likes poetry and dance, wants a man with a sense of humour.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Arrange a date for tomorrow night.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35That gives me one day to lose some weight.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37And some age.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Off to see Robert again, are we?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51We're in the same class, Dad.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I couldn't avoid him if I wanted to. Which I don't.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Just don't get too attached, will you?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59You're very young and, well, it might not last.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm aware there's a low statistical probability of us staying together.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04But that doesn't alter my feelings.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Aw, so romantic.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Hank?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I just came to check if there are any messages from my date.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Let's see...
0:10:26 > 0:10:27There is!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It says...
0:10:30 > 0:10:34"So sorry. Cancelling the date.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35"Got a better offer."
0:10:35 > 0:10:36What's the matter, Hank?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Struggling with the words?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No! No! No! It says, erm...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Er... "Can't wait to see you tonight."
0:10:46 > 0:10:48What am I going to do?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57You could just tell your grandad that his date cancelled.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00She dumped him before she even met him. That's HARSH!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02No, we need to find a replacement.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Someone who shares his interests. - What interests?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Well...he's old. And he likes food.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09So we need an old woman who likes food.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25The dinner lady? Hank, have you thought this through?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28If this plan works, she could end up being my step-grandma.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30So, yeah, I have thought it through.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32She is a nice lady, but what if she says no?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34We'll have to risk it. What else can we do?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Get her on a date without telling her she's on a date?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Thanks, Ashley. Great suggestion!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I wasn't aware it was a suggestion.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Hi, there.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Just wanted to say how much I love your delicious cooking.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh. Thanks.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Thing is, my granddad's invented a brand-new lasagne recipe
0:11:55 > 0:11:57and he needs someone to test it.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Someone expert.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Mission accomplished.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07But what happens when the dinner lady finds out it's a date?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09By then Papa Pete will be already working his charms.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- How can it fail? - Well, it could fail in lots of ways.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14OK, no more suggestions now, thank you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Ah... Mr Zipzer!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Thank you for the appointment.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Not at all.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I pride myself on being available to parents at all times.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Well, that's good because... - You have a minute and a half.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Right.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Well, it's about this other boy - Robert? In Emily's class.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Oh. I can't tell you about him.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Oh, you mean it's against the rules to discuss other parents' kids?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- I mean I've never heard of him. - He's new.- Oh!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah. Yeah. Here we are.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Robert Bright-Thomas.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Year Eight.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Average grades.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Average! I knew it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56He moves schools a lot.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You mean he keeps getting thrown out?
0:12:58 > 0:13:02His father's job I think. Milan, Munich, a season in Newcastle.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Well, I don't want him associating with my Emily at any...
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Did you say season?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Father's a footballer or some such.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Bright-Thomas... His dad's in the Premiership!
0:13:18 > 0:13:24If you want me to keep him apart from your daughter, class transfer.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- You leave those lovebirds alone! - Pardon?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Who are we to stand in the way of a blossoming young romance?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Sorry?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34If Emily wants to go out with Robert,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36possibly marry him one day,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38well, then, that's none of your business.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Wow...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Papa Pete? Papa Pete?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53You sort out Papa Pete, I'll go check on the food.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- What do you think? - Have you got a funeral to go to?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's for the date!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I thought I would knock her off her feet.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14That aftershave might knock her off her feet.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Your trying too hard.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You need to be casual, just like you don't care.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- But I do care! - She can't know that.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh, you need to lose the tie.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25And the shirt.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I can't take my shirt off!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29But you can wear it more casually.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33I look like I just fell out of bed.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Exactly. It's perfect.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Please, give me space.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39She'll be here any minute.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Bye.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You must be BubleFanUK.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50You what love? My name's Michelle.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51How lovely.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55That was my grandfather's name. I'm Peter.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58That's a charming outfit you're wearing.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01May I take your coat? And hairnet?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05No. You're all right, love. I'm not stopping.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07So where's this lasagne?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11A lady who wants to get straight to the food! Perfetto!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Where have you been?- Just been getting some bits in for Robert.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Y'know, just some snacks and a drink.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Oh, and I bought him a hat.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26What do you think, too much?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I thought you didn't like Robert.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Everybody deserves a second chance.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Is that his bag? Is he here?
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Why didn't you tell me?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'll pop in and say hello.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40No, no, no, no. No. Snacks first.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Does he like popcorn, do you think?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Phew! How do I look?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- How is the lasagne?- Well...
0:15:56 > 0:15:59..firstly, you chopped the onions too little.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02And a little Worcester sauce wouldn't go amiss.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Other then that, very passable. Nine out of ten.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Erm... thank you.- Right.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Well, I'd best be off then. - Don't go! The night is young.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I've got gelato. - And I've got Pilates.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Her name is Michelle. I made her some pasta.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Her beautiful smell, Had my heart racing faster...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22No, I'm not following you, love.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24The profile said you like poetry.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Profile? What are you on about?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Who's for ice cream?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Well, I shouldn't but... Thank you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38KNOCK AT DOOR
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Oh, customers. I'll get rid of them.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Sorry, sir, we're closed.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Er, I'm here to collect the wife.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50She's testing a lasagne or something.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Your wife?- Yes.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54She has a husband?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Most wives do.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58That's something I probably should have checked.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05She's not here.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07She's at that table.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Right, well, I'll go get her. You wait here.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Oh... I'll come in, if you don't mind. It's a bit nippy.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Have some ice cream. Warm you up.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Oi!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Did you make this yourself? It's delicious.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22You are delicious.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25You're a right charmer, aren't you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27OK, well, I'm glad you've had a nice meal,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30but it's nearly Papa Pete's bedtime.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- It's seven o'clock. - I haven't finished my pudding yet.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34You can eat it on the way.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Let me say goodbye.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Belladonna.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Until we meet again.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Oi! Get your hands off her!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55And this is where we came in.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Hello, again.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03How dare you assault my grandson?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05How dare you kiss my wife?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Your wife? She's married?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Am I the only one who knows what the word "wife" means?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Sir, if I knew this lady was married to you,
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I would not have dated her.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Dated me? What are you on about?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Your husband has a right to know.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20We met on a dating site.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21We did no such thing.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I've a good mind to teach you a lesson.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I'd like to see you try.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Gordon! Pack it in! - Stop it, everyone!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31I can explain.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Please accept my sincere apologies.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39You're all right, love.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43When I started at that school, they warned me about Hank Zipzer.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Thanks for the lasagne.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Wow! What a mix-up! Who'd have thought her husband would...- Hank,
0:18:55 > 0:18:56what are you doing to me?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I thought that... - You thought? No.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02If you did any thinking, you decide not to make a fool of me!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- I'm sorry, but I...- He's sorry.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Let's see what your mother thinks of this behaviour!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Papa Pete and Mum are talking about me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I can't make out what they're saying.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
0:19:20 > 0:19:21I wish I could.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Then again, do I really want to know?.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29That boy is grounded for two weeks!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Yeah...
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Yeah, I definitely didn't want to know.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47This is strange.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51You're the first one here and the drum kit is untouched.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52What's going on?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Trust me, whatever it is, I've been there.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00I set my grandad up on a date with the dinner lady
0:20:00 > 0:20:03and then her husband assaulted me with ice-cream.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I haven't exactly been there...
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You were right all along, Mr Rock.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I should have just spent more time with him.- Hey...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10You can still do that.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Except now he's not going to want to spend time with me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Your grandfather is not going to stay angry with you.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17You had good intentions.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I think he hates me.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35It's not you, it's me.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40We need some space.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Knock-knock. Hi, there. Drinks and snacks.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Or...half-time oranges so to speak.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Robert's just leaving Dad. - Oh, so soon?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- We've split up, Mr Zipzer.- What?!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54You were right, Dad. It wasn't meant to be.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56No, no, no, no. I wasn't right. I was wrong.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58My schoolwork was suffering.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59I only got a B plus.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01You can't blame Robert for that.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02It's my fault, Mr Zipzer.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I had Emily's textbook in my bag, and somehow managed to lose it.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- No! You didn't lose it. I...- What?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Nothing.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Give him another chance, Emily.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Look at him.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17He's devastated!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20It's all right. I'll get over it.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Bye, Emily.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Robert...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49LIFT BELL DINGS
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Papa Pete, I'm... - I'm so sorry.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57You're sorry?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Of course. I got you in trouble with your mum.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Now you're grounded. It's not fair.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It is fair. I deserve it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07No, you were trying to help me.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Oh, come here!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- Maybe I can live with you.- Come on. Your mother's not that scary.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Honestly, meddling in other people's lives. It's unbelievable!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Your mum's right, Hank. - No! I mean both of you!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I don't know which one's worse!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Rosa, give them a break. Everyone makes mistakes.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37And besides sometimes good things can come from them.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Papa Pete, I can smell that weird aftershave again.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Are you...?- What, you think I only got one reply
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- from the dating website? - You got two?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I got 22!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53A George Clooney lookalike like me?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I got a date every night for a month.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59PHONE BEEPS
0:22:59 > 0:23:00She's keen this one.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Big on gelato.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Great, because I changed your dating profile back
0:23:05 > 0:23:08to retired deli owner, slightly overweight...
0:23:10 > 0:23:13She just cancelled! Hank!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16What is that thing?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19This is what I spent all night doing.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22I'm wondering
0:23:22 > 0:23:25whether or not I want you back at Westbrook Academy
0:23:25 > 0:23:26- in the autumn at all.- What?!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29You're excluding Henry Zipzer?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30What on Earth are you dressed as?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I'm dressed as a guy that's going to love drinking
0:23:33 > 0:23:34out of a coconut with a little umbrella.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Wait, you can't exclude me.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39All I was doing was just trying to protect my card!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43No, you can't lock me in my own school!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44WAIT!