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0:00:30 > 0:00:32ALARM RINGS

0:00:35 > 0:00:37'I know what you're thinking -

0:00:37 > 0:00:39'Hank's going to be late for school again.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40'But I'm not.'

0:00:40 > 0:00:44That Hank - that's normal, everyday Hank.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Me? I'm end-of-term Hank and I've been up for ages.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54The summer holidays -

0:00:54 > 0:00:58six perfect, Ms Adolf-free weeks!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59I wonder if I'll miss her?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Henry Zipzer!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Henry Zipzer!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Henry Zipzer!

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Yeah, probably not.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15Hank Zipzer, early and waiting for me? This must be a dream.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16A really boring dream.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18ELEVATOR DINGS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23So, what gives? Why are you early?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I'm not giving anyone a reason to put me in detention.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Not today. - Well, I'm not sure it's you.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Forget what I said - it's you.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35My card!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39What is that thing?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42This is what I spent all night doing.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46I did not glue four of my fingers together just for this card

0:01:46 > 0:01:48to get ruined!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52OK, dude, chill. Who's it for?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I'll give you...three guesses?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Me.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- No.- Then I don't care.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00ELEVATOR DINGS

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Fine, I do care! Who's it for?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Mr Joy?- What?!

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Is everything OK?

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Yes, Ms Adolf, everything is absolutely fine.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I came in here today and I thought to myself,

0:02:22 > 0:02:24"You know what, Adam, you know what you should do?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26"You should empty your suitcase all over the office."

0:02:26 > 0:02:29So I did, for no reason.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Are you being sarcastic?- Yes.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Because sometimes it's hard to tell

0:02:35 > 0:02:37whether you're being sarcastic

0:02:37 > 0:02:39or just angry.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm being sarcastic.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45If you're going to skulk around, you might as well give me a hand,

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Ms Adolf. - Yes, of course, headmaster.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53You seem...tense.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Yes, I am. I'm going on holiday with Mrs Joy.- Ahh.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59And if I haven't picked up the holiday money

0:02:59 > 0:03:02or made it to the airport by six o'clock,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05the whole break will be a complete nightmare.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09I'll spend the whole summer vacation wishing I was still here.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Imagine that! Imagine actually wanting to be here.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yes.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Imagine.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh! Erm... Yes...

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Very...aerodynamic, I'm sure.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Was there something else?- What?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Oh, yes, the school is assembled

0:03:28 > 0:03:31for, erm, assembly.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, must we do this EVERY day?!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36It's always the same!

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Come on!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47The last day of term is awesome.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49But the last-day-of-term assembly is awful.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53We all accept the futility of the last day of term,

0:03:53 > 0:03:57but if we're forced to be here pretending to teach

0:03:57 > 0:04:02and pretending to learn, then let's do it with minimum fuss, hmm?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Man, this is sending me to sleep. - I know.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Getting up before my alarm was definitely a bad idea.

0:04:07 > 0:04:13If the actions of any pupil causes me to miss my flight today,

0:04:13 > 0:04:18I will be invoicing them the full cost of my holiday,

0:04:18 > 0:04:23and they will begin the autumn term with an all-expenses-paid,

0:04:23 > 0:04:29all-inclusive, package deluxe fortnight in detention.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hey! If I've got to sit through this, you do too.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36I want no end-of-term high jinks. No shaving cream. No flour.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- No eggs. No...- Fun.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Yes - no fun.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You look tired, Zipzer. Did you skip breakfast?

0:04:47 > 0:04:48No.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50You sure? Why don't you have an egg, just in case.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00If McKelty's egg hits the card, it'll be completely ruined!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01I can't let that happen.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Zipzer! My office after school!

0:05:22 > 0:05:27The words weren't even out of my mouth and there you were,

0:05:27 > 0:05:28looking like an omelette.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30But, sir, it wasn't my egg!

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Stealing eggs too, hmm? This just gets worse, Zipzer.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39In fact, I'm wondering whether or not

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I want you back at Westbrook Academy in the autumn at all.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What?!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46You haven't exactly covered yourself in glory over the last 12 months.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51In fact, I would say your year eight has been a total disaster.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Henry Zipzer, return to detention immediately.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00- ALL:- Ooh.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Nooooooo!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Wait. There is something on the lasso. Pull it.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- No, I think it's...- Pull it!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30SMACK

0:06:30 > 0:06:31That sounded big.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38SHE SCREAMS FRANTICALLY

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Here at Westbrook, our teachers truly care

0:06:46 > 0:06:47about each and every pup...

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Come back here, you despicable child!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Wait till I get my hands on you.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55It was an accident, Miss.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Oh, no.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25So, it is with great pride that I proclaim...

0:07:25 > 0:07:26the age...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28of Ms Adolf.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ahhh!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Hank Zipzer!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Well, what do you have to say for yourself?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Wow! I've packed a lot into one year.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, for goodness' sake!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06It says here I have to have two teachers present

0:08:06 > 0:08:10to act as independent witnesses or else I can't exclude you.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's bureaucracy gone mad.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Wait there.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Hello?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Hello, anyone here?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hello?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Grr!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hello?! Is anyone here?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Argh!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Ah, Ms Adolf! I knew you'd have no reason to run off.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I need you to witness an exclusion.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I'm honoured, headmaster.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yes, let's not get too excited -

0:08:51 > 0:08:54it's just a year eight with a bad attitude.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57One of yours, I think. Zipzer.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Henry Zipzer? You're excluding Henry Zipzer?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Can I bring a camera?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05I need someone else in there too. Anyone about?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Just the caretaker.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10No, it has to be a teacher. There must be someone.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Well, don't just stand there!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Of course.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Oh, this is ridiculous. Where is everyone?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24A lot of the staff seemed to be in quite a rush to get away.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29I saw Ms Stevens from geography outsprint two PE teachers.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33There must be someone. Anyone!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Except him.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38What on earth are you dressed as?

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Me?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I'm dressed as a guy that is going to love drinking out of a

0:09:42 > 0:09:46coconut with a little umbrella in a hammock in just a few short hours.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well, you look ridiculous.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Yeah, but I feel great. Isn't that what it's all about, Ms A?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Life is not about enjoying yourself...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Of course it is.- No, it isn't. - It absolutely is.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56- It isn't.- It isn't.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- It is.- Thank you.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00This double act is very entertaining,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03but I am sure we've got better places to be,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06so why don't you follow me to my office to watch me exclude a pupil.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Puff!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09My head is exploding.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Did you just say you are going to exclude a pupil? What time is it?

0:10:12 > 0:10:16At 4.15 in the afternoon on the last day of the semester?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What movie are we in? Scrooge in the summer?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- CAR HORN HONKS - There's my ride.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26Now look, it's the summer holidays. I'm sure the kid is sorry,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28he has learnt his lesson. Have a great summer.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- It's Henry Zipzer. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33But I'm quite sure we can find someone else

0:10:33 > 0:10:34to fill out the paperwork.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38After all, you've got a plane to catch.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40My plane will wait.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44OK, so my plane won't wait, but I've got to hear this.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Let's go.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Hello, Henry.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ms Adolf?!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01You said "an independent witness."

0:11:01 > 0:11:04If she's independent, then I'm a giant blue rabbit!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15You see, I'm a giant green rabbit.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Totally different.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19That's just not fair! It's two against one.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Not any more, Hank.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Mr Rock! Officially the coolest teacher on earth.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31# Anarchy!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33# Anarchy!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35# Anarchy! #

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Mr Rock, weren't we meant to be learning about Mozart today?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Were we?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I must have messed up my lesson plan.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Surprise!

0:11:48 > 0:11:52OK, birthday boy, I knew you were sad cos you didn't have a party

0:11:52 > 0:11:55so I made you one Rock style.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Great.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Come on, let's feed our faces with cake.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04Now, this is wild. Breaking into the head teacher's office.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09It's not actually that wild, the door was unlocked and you work here.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12All right, I'm going to force this man to be spontaneous!

0:12:12 > 0:12:16How's your planning looking now, Mr Joy?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18It's a permanent marker.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, yes, it is.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23All right, look at this... How about this?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Yep, nothing screams anarchy like slightly untidy paperwork.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Here, take this.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32This might help.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Toilet paper!

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Rock and roll, my friend. - BOTH:- Rock and roll.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Plan Hank is a go!

0:12:49 > 0:12:50What is going on?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Wait. You can't exclude me.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55All I was doing was just trying to protect my card!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I made it for...

0:12:57 > 0:13:00I'll take this and enter it into evidence, Mr Joy.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Exhibit A.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05This isn't CSI Westbrook, Ms Adolf.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06We've all got better places to be.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Yes, Miss A. Why don't you come with me to the beach?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Break out your bikini.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Just imagine Ms Adolf on the beach.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16No! Don't! Don't ever imagine that!

0:13:16 > 0:13:19"In order to present a reasonable case for exclusion..."

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Blah, blah, blah, blah. "..the following statements must be true.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26"Statement one - the pupil shows a poor attitude towards

0:13:26 > 0:13:29"teaching staff and their lessons."

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yes, absolutely.

0:13:31 > 0:13:36Henry is lazy, unfocused, deceitful and occasionally very rude indeed.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Why can't you be nice just for once?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41STUDENTS GASP

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Oh, dear, Henry,

0:13:43 > 0:13:46you've just landed yourself in detention.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47This lunchtime.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53You have three seconds to explain.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Oh, I am trying to stay clean

0:13:55 > 0:13:57so I look good for my school photo, Miss.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ugh, the vanity.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01If only you showed as much dedication

0:14:01 > 0:14:04to your schoolwork as you do to your looks.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Take it off immediately.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Move. Move it.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Mr Zipzer, I see you are tempting to bribe your way to election victory.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18No, it's not bribing.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21I don't care. Hand one over.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23HANK SIGHS

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ahhh!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35So much chilli!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38There is so much chilli!

0:14:38 > 0:14:39There is so much chilli!

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Henry...

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Hank Zipzer takes the lead. Ten seconds left.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- KIDS:- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- five, four...- Dig deep, Agnes.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17..two, one.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38My hair is ruined!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I try to do well at school. I really do!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44It's just sometimes my brain just doesn't cooperate.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Well, you have to ask it to cooperate.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Excuse me, Ms A. You know what, Hank?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51There are lots of times

0:15:51 > 0:15:53when our brains just don't cooperate with us.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Yours clearly wasn't playing ball when it chose that shirt for you.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57- Shh! - SHE CHUCKLES

0:15:57 > 0:16:00My wife is waiting for me. I cannot be late.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Let's just exclude the boy and go.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07"Statement two - the pupil lacks balance and supportive home life."

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Well, wait a minute - that really isn't true.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13The Zipzer family, they are great members of the Westbrook community.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Mr Rock is biased

0:16:15 > 0:16:19because the Zipzers share his rather lackadaisical attitude to life.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- The family is very far from what one might call the ideal.- Hmm.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I can't disagree with that.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28KIDS CHANT "FIGHT"

0:16:28 > 0:16:32This is great, Dad, I am getting loads of tips.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Hi, sorry I am late. I am Mrs Zipzer.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Oh, what a pleasant surprise. I thought you were in hospital.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Hospital?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49You know, having your new arm fitted...

0:16:49 > 0:16:55It is amazing, isn't it, these new artificial arms.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57They look so real, don't they, love?

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Yes. Yes, it's incredible what they can do.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04When you have lost your arm.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08In a salami mincing machine.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12May I take a look?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Oh, yes. Yes. Go...go ahead.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Extraordinary. It looks just like real skin.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Wonderful elasticity.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- SHE GROANS - You can't feel that, can you?

0:17:30 > 0:17:34No. No, that doesn't hurt at all.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41ALARM SOUNDS

0:17:45 > 0:17:47What is going on in here?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Caught, like a diptera in a web.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52That is a fly to you.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56You crushed my display stand.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57A display stand for a poo.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59And you scared Katherine.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Scared? Are we forgetting about the net of death?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Enough!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Do you want me to cancel your room decoration?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- No.- Do you want me to stop you doing your stalls

0:18:07 > 0:18:08- at the fair this afternoon?- No.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Do you want me to ground you for 35 years

0:18:11 > 0:18:14and cancel your pocket money and sell all your worldly possessions?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- No.- No. Well, then, you will learn to share.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- But I just...- No arguing.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27Here we go, it's the big one. In your face, old man!

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh!

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Right, that is it.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35No, no, no, no. I've got to fight in Vegas next.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37No, you haven't, you are playing a computer game.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39It is a simulator, actually.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40I think mine are broken!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Or is it just that you can't take the power of my awesome uppercut?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I am trying to arrange a birthday dinner for your son

0:18:47 > 0:18:50and all you have done is play that computer game.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Simulator!- Oh, right!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Break! Break!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57OK, this is ridiculous.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00This is a very good person right here.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03He is a good thinker, he takes care of the other kids.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06OK, so he gets hyperactive once in a while.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Something you two have in common, perhaps, Mr Rock?

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Yes, we do. But we're not talking about kicking me out.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Not yet.- What?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Moving on. "Statement three -

0:19:15 > 0:19:18"the pupil has no interest in any form of improvement either

0:19:18 > 0:19:20"curricular or extracurricular."

0:19:20 > 0:19:21What does that mean?

0:19:21 > 0:19:25It means you don't care enough about anything to try to do well at it.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Hang on, I've done well at loads of things.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Like, when I got top marks on that spelling test,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34even though 'manoeuvre' was one of the words.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Or when I came up with frisball

0:19:39 > 0:19:42and everyone wanted it to become the official school game.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Or when I saved the school from Captain Bloodbeard and his men.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Yes, but none of those things actually happened, Henry.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, yeah.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00My brain strikes again.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Yes, well,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04unless I see some evidence of a better attitude from you

0:20:04 > 0:20:07in the next 57 seconds,

0:20:07 > 0:20:10I am going to have to exclude you permanently.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Hank...

0:20:14 > 0:20:18OK. I'm really sorry about what happened in assembly.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I was just trying to keep my card clean.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Oh, really! What is so special about this card?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25It's for someone that I keep on letting down.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Yes! Yes, but who?

0:20:27 > 0:20:28You, Miss.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35I wanted to give you something nice to say thank you for putting up

0:20:35 > 0:20:37with all of my nonsense throughout year,

0:20:37 > 0:20:42and I promise that I'll try harder and do better next year.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Right... Yes, well...

0:20:45 > 0:20:48You've spelt 'apologise' incorrectly for a start.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- CAR HORN HONKS - That's my taxi.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Let's get this paperwork signed.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Maybe we are being a little hasty, Headmaster.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03What I mean is, shouldn't Henry be made to stay

0:21:03 > 0:21:05and work at his shortcomings?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08What the blazes are you piping on about?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12It might reflect well on you.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14You know...

0:21:14 > 0:21:15good PR.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Yes, I see your point.

0:21:18 > 0:21:24A bad-boy-turned-good story might play very well to the local press.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Oh, yeah.- Very well. Yes. Hm.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Very well, Zipzer. You can stay.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31See you in September.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36If my wife calls, tell her I left 30 minutes ago.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Mr Zipzer, have a great summer.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45You too, sir.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Come on, let's go.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08What?! No!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10No, you can't lock me in my own school!

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Wait!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Thank you for standing up for me, Miss. You saved my life.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22What have I told you about exaggerating, Henry?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25You really are the most infuriating boy.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28But...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Thank you for my card. It was, er...

0:22:32 > 0:22:34..touching.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51I just got kissed by Ms Adolf.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Aaaggghhh!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Hank!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Hey, if I've got to sit through this, you do too.

0:22:59 > 0:23:04I want no end-of-term high jinks. No shaving cream...

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I had the weirdest, most horrible dream.

0:23:06 > 0:23:11- No...- Fun.- Yes - no fun.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16You look tired, Zipzer. Did you skip breakfast?

0:23:16 > 0:23:17No.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20You sure? Why don't you have an egg, just in case.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Uh-oh! Here we go again.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29But what now?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31End-of-term Hank saved the card,

0:23:31 > 0:23:32got a detention,

0:23:32 > 0:23:34nearly got expelled and

0:23:34 > 0:23:36then got a kiss from Ms Adolf.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38What would everyday Hank do?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Nicholas McKelty!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46My office after school!

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Happy holidays, everyone. See you next year!