No Room for Two

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0:00:31 > 0:00:33Ooh, Hank! Hank!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38This is what happens when parents force you to share.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Give it back!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Hank, no, um...

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Emily...

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Before the sharing word was mentioned, things were going great.

0:00:57 > 0:01:03So tomorrow is the school fair and I'm running the coolest stall ever.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Aliens, be afraid.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Maybe not THAT afraid(!)

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Henry Zipzer, no dawdling on school property after the bell.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I am not dawdling, Miss. I'm just checking out my new stall.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Ah, yes, "Hank Zipzer's Alien Annihilation."

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Misspelt again, Henry.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32A-N-N-I-H...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Why don't we go the whole hog and give you a tank

0:01:34 > 0:01:38- and a demolition ball as well? - Yeah, that would be amaz...

0:01:38 > 0:01:42May I remind you that guns are not allowed on school property.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's not a gun, Miss.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's the Zipzer Alien Zapper...

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Mark 4.- Ooh!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Although statistically possible,

0:01:51 > 0:01:53there's no conclusive proof that aliens even exist.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55There's no conclusive proof that we're related,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- but I'm still stuck with you. - Ha-Ha-Ha.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Thank you.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Miss Adolf, could I request an extra large stall, please?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I'll need room to present

0:02:04 > 0:02:07"A Fascinating Forage Through the Thrilling World of Fossils."

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- It's basically rocks on a plate. - Ha-Ha-Ha.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12As so often in life, Emily,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15you'll have to make do with what you're given.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Something tells me this weekend is going to be amazing.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Great. Lovely. Thank you.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Mum, have you FINALLY given in and got me an air hockey table?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ha, in your dreams!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39No, it's Emily's bedroom furniture for the redecoration.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Hank, what percentage of what I say to you actually goes in?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'd say about 65%.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48If it's about food, then 115%.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I told you, Dad's doing Emily's room this weekend,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53so, if she can fight her way through your dirty socks,

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Emily's going to be sharing with you.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57HORROR MOVIE MUSIC

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Believe me, I said I'd pay for my own hotel.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Emily doesn't even NEED her room redecorated!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04She always wants it exactly the same!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05I've told you,

0:03:05 > 0:03:08it's about eliminating unnecessary clutter from the mind.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Einstein wore the same outfit every day, thus allowing him

0:03:10 > 0:03:12to concentrate on being a genius.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15The only thing you have in common with Einstein is unfortunate hair.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Will you two give it a rest?! I'm not asking for much.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Just that you share. How hard can that be?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I can't believe she's even asking that question.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Ah, Mr Rock, no dawdling on school property after the bell.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- That cannot apply to staff? - More's the pity.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I'm just putting up these bad boys for tomorrow.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Ha! What are those? - It's part of the stocks.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Huh?- Stocks? They were a form of medieval punishment.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49You must remember them from your childhood.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Pick your feet up when you walk!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Child.

0:03:55 > 0:04:01If those two don't stop bickering, I'm going to nail the door shut.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Oh, I got you a present today.- Ah!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Looks like it could be new trainers.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Very nice. Let's see.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Slippers?- Yeah.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20What are you doing?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I am just checking to see if there's a walking stick in there too.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- What on earth are you talking about? - Slippers are what old men wear!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30- You're getting older. We both are. - I don't feel a day over 20.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31SHE GIGGLES

0:04:31 > 0:04:34In fact, I think I might have a game of squash tomorrow.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Squash?- Yes.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Weren't you put into a back brace the last time you played squash?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Yes.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I'll take these old man slippers back to the shop, shall I?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Explain to me again what the point is.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Oh. The point is you throw some custard pies around, you get messy,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57you laugh a lot.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's fun.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Fun?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03F-U-N?

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Small word, big feeling of happiness?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Of course you don't get it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20We have to turn the light off now.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Katherine needs eight hours sleep, otherwise she gets weepy.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Right now, I know how she feels.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31What ARE you doing?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34It's in case I need a snack in the night, obviously.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Hank, Katherine is going to be over tired.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40All right, put it in its cage and I'll turn out the light.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Don't be ridiculous. Katherine sleeps with me.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Urgh, what's that smell?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Eau de Cricket. It helps Katherine sleep.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55I'm really not happy about a wild animal being loose in my bedroom

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- while I'm asleep. - Reptiles rarely eat humans...

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I want a Hank sandwich!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04..and, anyway, Katherine would have better taste. You'll be fine.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16This is NOT fine!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Right love, I'm off. - In Hank's PE kit by the looks of it.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Yeah, it must have shrunk in the wash.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Are you sure you're not overstretching yourself

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- with this squash game? - Absolutely not.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31They didn't use to call me "The Slayer" for nothing, you know.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, OK. Who used to call you that?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- People.- Who?

0:06:35 > 0:06:36My mum mainly.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38SHE LAUGHS All right, well off you go,

0:06:38 > 0:06:41but can you hurry back cos I've got a really busy day?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- I thought it was your day off? - Does this look like a day off?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47So I need you to get back here and work on Emily's room.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Shouldn't be too much for "The Slayer", should it?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Absolutely not.

0:06:54 > 0:07:00Using maths, physics, triggy... triggy... triggymon...

0:07:00 > 0:07:03that other thing, I've skilfully split this room into two.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07All persons and possessions, INCLUDING REPTILES,

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- are to stay in their own half. - Genius.- Thanks.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Or it would be if you hadn't given yourself the side

0:07:12 > 0:07:15with no access to the door.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18So, unless you've mastered teleportation,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21which seems unlikely as you're still struggling with cutlery,

0:07:21 > 0:07:24give me the tape.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32HE WHEEZES

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Let me guess, you're building your own computer?

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Actually, I'm building a display stand for my fossil presentation.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Behold!- What is it?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57A coprolite from the Oxfordian age.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Simpler.- Preserved waste matter.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Simpler.- Really old poo.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- How was squash?- Really great.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't know why I ever stopped.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20There's a good few years left before THIS man will be needing slippers.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25HE WHIMPERS

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Why are you walking like that? - Strengthening work for the thighs.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30As you're in such great shape,

0:08:30 > 0:08:33you might as well get cracking on Emily's room.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36This is the name of the paint you need.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38It won't be a problem, will it,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40bringing back heavy tins of paint back from the shop?

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- No, of course not! - Right, off you go then.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58If there's no one there to SEE you break the rules,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00does it still count?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08ALARM RINGS

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Apparently it does(!)

0:09:13 > 0:09:15What's going on in here?!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Caught. Like a diptera in a web.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21That's a fly to you.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Emily says she stuck to her side of the agreement.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- By trapping me in a net? - He wasn't on his side.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- She almost killed me!- It might need a few minor adjustments.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Look, Hank, I've told you this before,

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I've got a lot on my plate today and I really need you to make an effort

0:09:40 > 0:09:43like Emily does.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, this is war!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Could you please give me my dart back, Katherine?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23No?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27OK, well then it's time for a little trip.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Come to Hank.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Now we wait.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Italian football is like a sleek, beautiful sports car.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01English football is like a clunky, ugly tractor. Remember?

0:11:01 > 0:11:02- Stan?- I'm down here.

0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Hello?- Don't mind me. This is just the most comfortable position.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- What for? - Oh, I don't know...breathing.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13You look like you should be in bed or hospital.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Well, I was on my way to get paint,

0:11:14 > 0:11:16and my legs seized up near the Post Office.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19A nice strong espresso will help.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Ooh!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Katherine! How did you...

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Ah-ah-ah. Back onto your side.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You HAVE to give her back immediately!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43She'll get her anxiety rash!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46She's just fine, aren't you, Katherine?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49In fact, we were just having story time.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53"And once the rainforest tribesmen had killed the lizard,

0:11:53 > 0:11:57"they skinned it and made delicious kebabs and then they..."

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Victory!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- You crushed my display stand! - A display stand for a POO!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- And you scared Katherine!- Scared?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Are we forgetting about the net of death?- ENOUGH!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Do you want me to cancel your room decoration?- No.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Do you want me to stop you doing your stalls at the fair this afternoon?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- No.- No.- Do you want me to ground you for 35 years

0:12:25 > 0:12:28and cancel your pocket money and sell all your worldly possessions?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- No.- No.- No. Well then, you will learn to share.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- But, I just...- NO ARGUING!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, it's Rosa!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Papa, I've forgotten the order forms for...

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Hey, just thought I'd pop in to check if Pete was snowed under.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56- Is this Emily's bedroom? - You can't just rush into these jobs.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- They need planning.- I am just about at the end of my tether.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I need Emily out of Hank's room,

0:13:03 > 0:13:06which means that I need Emily's room decorated.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08First thing this afternoon, I'll get started, I promise.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11OK, good, because, I am close...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I am just close.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Make sure you've got everything you need for the fair, kids,

0:13:27 > 0:13:30and help each other.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Finally, freedom is in sight.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37At the fair I get to run my own stall,

0:13:37 > 0:13:40far away from the Fossil Freak.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Don't forget your poo.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- But there is no stall for me.- There must be a stall for you somewhere.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56These's no space left. Look, there's no other stalls. Can you see any?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh, Miss Adolf, there's a problem here.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03If you're referring to your frankly unfathomable decision to put

0:14:03 > 0:14:07your son in charge of projectiles, then, yes, I quite agree.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I am referring to the fact that Emily doesn't seem to have a stall.

0:14:10 > 0:14:16No room, I'm afraid. Year 7 required extra space for their "artwork".

0:14:16 > 0:14:19I use the term "art" loosely.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Emily will have to share with Hank. - But...- No way! She...

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Unless there is a reason why they should be incapable

0:14:25 > 0:14:28of performing that simple task?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30No, absolutely not.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33In fact we were just having a constructive conversation about

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- sharing only this morning, weren't we, kids?- Yes.- Yes.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Yes, they would love to share.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Good.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49There she is!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Miss Adolf, may I invite you to join me

0:14:52 > 0:14:54in getting a pie right in the kisser?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I guarantee your hair will not move.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00I've heard your music, Mr Rock, and I'm certain you're more used to

0:15:00 > 0:15:03getting pelted by angry crowds than I am.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Right, well, your loss.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Did you know that teachers who participate get to share

0:15:07 > 0:15:10the proceeds for new equipment in their department?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- New equipment?- Hmm-mm.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I need new equipment.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Very well, I'll do it.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Hi-five!

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Down-low.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Tickle in the middle?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Roll up!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Mum is watching us like a really angry hawk.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35SHE SQUAWKS ANGRILY

0:15:39 > 0:15:42We're going to have to at least try to share the stall

0:15:42 > 0:15:44but it's not going to be easy.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Only 50p for your chance to save the galaxy. Would you like a go?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Yes.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51But not as much as I'd like to learn about petrification

0:15:51 > 0:15:54in the Jurassic Age!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59All right, kidlets, this is the moment you've been waiting for.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02You get your chance to show your teachers what you really

0:16:02 > 0:16:06think of them with one of these...

0:16:06 > 0:16:08or one of these, babies.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13And, for 50 pence more, one of these.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15THEY WHOOP AND CHEER

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I know you're excited. OK, I need two lines.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21One for those people who want to use me as target practice.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Two, to line up to use Miss Adolf.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31I would see this as a complete compliment.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Ah, Mr Rock, you've got a stain on your...

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I love your spirit!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39All right, we're going to get into the stocks now. Here we go.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I will now move on to talk about trace fossils,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- which are one of the most common... - STEP UP! STEP UP!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Why stare at rocks when you can knock your socks off?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Alien Annihilation, right this way!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Let's see if you can knock them over.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Which one are you going to choose first?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Right, we'd better get... Oh, excuse me.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58You better get started.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- A little nervous?- Not at all.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05That British stiff upper lip. I am filled with admiration for you.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, be quiet!

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Ah, Dominic, what a coincidence.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm seeing your parents next week.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- No, you're not, Miss.- I CAN be.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Hello, Mutya. Ready for your photosynthesis test on Monday?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I thought it was on respiration?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30That very much depends on whether I STAY in a good mood.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Ah!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43I'll swing by later to pick up my half of the money.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47I honestly feel like I've just been mugged by a great white shark!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50All right, kids, throw away.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52THEY LAUGH

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Thank you. Oh, it's delicious.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Hold this trigger there to power it up.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- That's MINE!- Oh, Hank.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04What do we love? FOSSILS! Why do we love them?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Because they provide valuable data on the evolutionary process!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I trust everyone is getting along peacefully?

0:18:11 > 0:18:16Oh, yes, yes, like, um, two halves working in perfect harmony.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24HANK! HANK!

0:18:37 > 0:18:40SHE SCREAMS

0:18:40 > 0:18:43LAUGHTER

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I think we all knew where it would land.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50HANK ZIPZEEEEEER!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Can I just say that...

0:18:52 > 0:18:54In my defence...

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Grounded two weeks!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58If I going to be imprisoned in my room,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I want to be in solitary confinement.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12HE WINCES

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Oh, you're back.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Making pretty good progress, as you can see.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22I know what you're thinking. Why is only the lower bit painted?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25But that is actually how they advise you do it nowadays.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Prevents drippage.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35You've gone into quiet mode, haven't you?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Dad, I was just wondering how long it's going to be

0:19:45 > 0:19:47before it's finished?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Oh, well, I've still got to do the ceiling...

0:19:49 > 0:19:51HE WINCES

0:19:51 > 0:19:52..or I might just leave that

0:19:52 > 0:19:55and then I've got to put that furniture together.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59So, two days at most. Maybe a week.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Another week?!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You know what they say, sweetheart,

0:20:07 > 0:20:10if a job's worth doing it's worth doing well.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15What I HAVE done looks really rather good,

0:20:15 > 0:20:17don't you think?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Nothing to say at all?

0:20:21 > 0:20:25You'll be needing these if you're sleeping on the sofa!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I think I preferred the silence.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33LOUD SNORES

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I don't know if that's coming from a human or an animal,

0:20:36 > 0:20:38but I DO know that I've had enough!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49DAD SNORES

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Dad's always telling me winners make their own luck,

0:20:57 > 0:20:58so that's what I'm doing.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I'll put the furniture together myself

0:21:00 > 0:21:03and then the brain on legs can get back into her own room.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Simple!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Or maybe not!

0:21:20 > 0:21:23HE GROANS

0:21:28 > 0:21:31HE SCREAMS

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Hank, what have you done?!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41If you look like this...

0:21:41 > 0:21:44it actually looks pretty good.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48I was just trying to be helpful, but I couldn't read the diagrams.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51They can be really tricky.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54It's actually like this.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Mum is going to freak. - How about a bit of team work?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- I read out the instructions, you do the physical stuff, OK?- OK.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Right, now we need to... Oh.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's actually like that.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Oh, that makes more sense.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16What? You think I want the torture to continue?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27All finished, as promised.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30How is this possible?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Well, you just need to put your back into it.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Not hard when you're young and fit.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35SHE GIGGLES

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Is that so?

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Oh, that reminds me. I got you a present.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Oh, watch out! What is it this time? A set of false teeth?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45It's this.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Squash lessons.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Yeah, 24 of them. Start tomorrow.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Have fun, Slayer!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, Emily's room's done so you can move back in there tonight.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Till we meet again, accursed foe.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11There's no need for that kind of talk!

0:23:11 > 0:23:16In fact, we could discuss what we've learned from this experience.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19That sharing genes with Hank apparently isn't torture enough.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I have to share other things too.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25- That my sister collects poo. - OK, what else have we learnt?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Miss Adolf really needs to rethink her face cream.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32That life is a lot more peaceful when you share. Yes?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Yes.- Yes.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Louder.- YES!- YES!

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Would you like a croissant, Emily?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Thank you, Hank, I would.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Excellent.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Hey, Mum, can I go to Spitalfields

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- with Ashley and Frankie next Saturday?- No, you can't.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59If Mum says no then it's a no.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02If I can survive a weekend in a field with Miss Adolf...

0:24:02 > 0:24:03I can't believe you're doing this!

0:24:03 > 0:24:05..it'll prove I can look after myself.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10- What have you got down there?- Nothing. See?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13That's it, I'm done. A man has his limits!

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- I thought I just heard something outside.- Don't be ridiculous.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Pull it!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20That sounded big.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24SHE WHIMPERS