Cow Poo Treasure Hunt

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0:00:34 > 0:00:36This is bad.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39This is worse than bad.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42This is unbeliev-i-bad.

0:00:44 > 0:00:51I'm on my hands and knees in the mud, rummaging through cowpats...

0:00:54 > 0:00:57..with McKelty.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59All I wanted to do was go to the shopping centre

0:00:59 > 0:01:01with Frankie and Ashley.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04This will make more sense if we go back to when it began.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Next Saturday? I'm in!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Are you sure your parents will let you come?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Course. Why wouldn't they? - Well, they wouldn't last time.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Or the time before.- Frankie and Ashley have been allowed to hang

0:01:12 > 0:01:15out at the Spitalfields shopping centre for ages.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Their parents trust them to look after themselves.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Mine are a different story.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22PARENTS LAUGH

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Go to Spitalfields?- On his own!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28- BOTH:- No.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31But they're bound to let me! I'm more responsible now.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33I hardly ever have any accidents!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Henry Zipzer!- Sorry, Miss, I didn't see you lurking there.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I wasn't lurking, I was checking the list for Survival Camp.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Survival Camp?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Yes, would you care to sign up? Only two days left.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh, well, erm...

0:01:49 > 0:01:50We value our lives?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53We've got lice! We're totally infested.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Miss Adolf's camps are so insanely tough,

0:02:01 > 0:02:02nobody's EVER got through them.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I can't believe she's got any names on that list.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Who'd be mad enough to sign up for a weekend of torture?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yeah, Zitzer, I'm writing my own name.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Maybe one day you'll learn how to do it too.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19And maybe you'll learn not to write your name in stupid places.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Have fun at Camp Carnage.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33What was this doing in the bin?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Making friends with a tomato?- It's about Taking Your Child To Work Day.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Why would you throw it away?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40We had that with Hank, remember?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Dad took him to cover the swimming event?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45That's Hank. I'm not going to turn on the wave machine.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46What was wrong with that?

0:02:46 > 0:02:50It was during the 100 metre finals of the men's butterfly.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53But I've got some brilliant ideas to sort this place out.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yeah, I know. That's what I'm afraid of.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I just don't think it's going to work, sweetheart.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04You should let her do it, Rosa. Give her experience of life.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Stop being so overprotective.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Overprotective?!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hey, mum, can I go to Spitalfields with Frankie and Ashley

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- next Saturday?- No, you can't.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I'm not over-protective!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18So can I go, then?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22No. You absolutely cannot.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28If mum says no, then it's a no.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30But I walk to school with my mates every day!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33That's ten minutes. This is the whole day in another part of town.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34It's one bus ride!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Hank, I'm already late. Make sure you do your homework.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Mum'll be home soon to do dinner.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I know you're disappointed, but maybe next year, yeah?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48But I can look after myself now!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49And I can prove it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Cooking dinner! This will show them.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Who needs recipe books?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I'll do beans on toast. That's got the recipe in the name.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22And for dessert - cake. Easy.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42There's something missing. What would make it more cake-y?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Cake!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53That looks deeee...

0:04:53 > 0:04:56..sgusting.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm not being mean, I just don't think you're ready to.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Who's hungry?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30She said that was why she couldn't trust me

0:05:30 > 0:05:31to go with you next weekend.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- You won't burn beans at the shopping centre.- That's what I said.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39If only there was another way to prove you can look after yourself.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Think about it - if I can survive a weekend in a field

0:05:53 > 0:05:55with Miss Adolf, I can survive a shopping centre.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You won't be alive to go to the shops.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59This will kill you.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Or injure you.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Or both.- You think there'll be injuries?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Always injuries.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Come on, Frankie. You can't let us go without you.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Just you watch me.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14THEY WHIMPER

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I can't believe I'm doing this.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- I can't believe you're doing this! - It'll prove I can look after myself.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25There are children still in therapy from last year's trip.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Let the boy go!

0:06:27 > 0:06:32When I was his age I could turn wild boar into salami with my bare hands.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34My father taught me to be a man!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Hang on, I teach him to be a man.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40What do you teach him? How to follow a sat nav?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42How to fight off an angry e-mail?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44That is not a man.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47How about unclogging a jammed printer?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Or recycling a...

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Yeah, all right, maybe he should go to camp.- What?!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Well, it'll help him learn about nature and initiative and...

0:06:58 > 0:06:59man things.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03And if I get through it, can I go to Spitalfields next Saturday?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Yes, you can.- Yes!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08If he's going to camp, I should be allowed to work in the deli.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Of course you can.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Thank you very much!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15HE MOUTHS

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Very manly.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Hey, champ.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Just wanted to say how proud I am of you for signing up for camp.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31I've got something for you.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Me too.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36This is my grandfather's tinderbox.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43It saved his life when he was shipwrecked after the war.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47He gave it to me,

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm giving it to you.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Promise you no lose it.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Wow!

0:07:59 > 0:08:00I won't. I promise.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10What's your thing, Dad?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14It's...

0:08:14 > 0:08:15a plastic bag.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You can put your phone in it

0:08:21 > 0:08:23and stop it getting wet.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Thanks, Dad.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Why do I need these?

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Because tomorrow at the deli

0:08:32 > 0:08:34you're going to be mostly doing the washing up.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Are you trying to keep me out of the way?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38No, of course not.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41If you try to keep me down, I will rise up against you.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ah, my cake mix.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05I can't believe you didn't do your packing till this morning

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- and you still forgot this. - Great. Thanks, Mum.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09OK, hurry up. You're going to be so late.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11It'll be fine. The coach doesn't leave until nine.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13OK, well, where is it?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Or maybe eight... or some other number.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Listen, Hank's missed his coach

0:09:27 > 0:09:29so I've got to drive him to camp.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Can you run things just till I get back?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33It'll mean keeping an eye on...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35So you think I can't cope with a little girl?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38OK, so I've written a list of things that she shouldn't do.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42I don't need a list. Me and Emily will have fun, won't we, Emily?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45OK. Fine. But just make sure you keep your eye on her, OK?

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Come on, let me show you how to use the bacon slicer.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51What?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'm joking. Go! Go!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Bye, Mum! Sorry I got us lost.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Now I'm really late.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I had a problem reading the map.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06I have no idea how we got here.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I've got my own mapping system.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16It goes like this - tree, tree,

0:10:16 > 0:10:18big, red barn,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21giant golf ball, camels, for some reason,

0:10:21 > 0:10:24huge, weird rock, here.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Who couldn't follow that?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hank! You missed loads of injuries.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Good ones?- Mainly twisted ankles and mental trauma.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I'm taking this one back to London.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Adolf's running a minibus service. They call it the Quitters' Express.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36I'm starting to wish I'd got us more lost.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39You better watch that rucksack. Adolf's confiscating everything.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Papa Pete's tinderbox!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Can you take this back home for me? It's valuable.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'll let them know you'll drop it round.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Don't let Adolf see that phone!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54She sent them all back on the last minibus.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Henry Zipzer!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59All foodstuff is on the banned list.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Now drop and give me 20.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04HE SIGHS

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Stop sighing.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Let's start you off waiting tables.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Can't I do something better? - Like what?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Catering venues live or die by the number of people served.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25By increasing your customer turnover,

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I could boost your profits by up to 11%.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I think waitressing is hard enough for a little girl.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Can't I at least show you the business plans I've made?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Emily, everybody has to start somewhere.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39You think your Charles Darwin just left school

0:11:39 > 0:11:40and discovered evolution?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44No. First he had to wait tables in his grandfather's deli.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Actually he studied at Edinburgh and Cambridge University

0:11:47 > 0:11:50before joining the voyage of the Beagle at the age of 22.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Go and wait the table.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Hold it. Hold it.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Ow! Hank, this is a disaster.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05COW CHUCKLES

0:12:05 > 0:12:07No worries. It's all finished.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- I'm pretty sure tents aren't supposed to look like that.- Hm.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11COW CHUCKLES

0:12:17 > 0:12:20And you've pegged my foot to the ground!

0:12:20 > 0:12:21HE STRAINS

0:12:24 > 0:12:25There's your supper.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27But first you can go for a little run.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Work up an appetite. Hm?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Come along.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Left, right!

0:12:39 > 0:12:40I was actually reading that.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Research shows that reading while eating slows down consumption rate.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47So which is it - eating or reading?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Erm....eating?

0:12:49 > 0:12:50That's what I thought.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Perhaps I could add some cold water.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Really, I insist. Just give me the cup.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Everything OK with Emily?

0:12:58 > 0:13:03Of course. I told you I can handle my granddaughter.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Why don't you go home? Take a day off, eh?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- But the deli...- Will be fine.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11You and Stan can do your own thing for a change.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13You sure? That's so sweet.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17It's nothing. You deserve it.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Go. Ciao.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- OK. Ciao.- Ciao, bella.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Also, if you talked less, you could drink more.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25If you drink more, you can leave sooner.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35This is nice. An afternoon to ourselves.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Mm.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37CLOCK TICKS

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Listen to that.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Silence.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- I remember when it used to be like that all the time.- Mm!

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Before we had the kids...and we could do whatever we wanted.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Wasn't it great?- Hm.- Ha!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Mm.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59So...what do you want to do?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01I don't know. What about you?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03I dunno.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11In what world does "a little run"

0:14:11 > 0:14:14mean staggering through mud for two hours?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15In Miss Adolf's world, Hank.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17We're in her world now. She'll destroy us all!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Frankie, just calm down!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21I can't. I'm supposed to be the clean one.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24That's my thing! But look at me, she is tearing me apart.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Frankie! Stop!

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Don't look down.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I think we've wandered into... a cowpat minefield.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38COW LAUGHS

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- What do we do? What do we do? - Move your foot back carefully.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I can't take this, Hank. It's too disgusting.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52It'll be OK. I promise. We're going to get out of these cowpats

0:14:52 > 0:14:54and when we do, I'm ordering pizza.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Phones are on the banned list! What are you doing?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- If Miss Adolf sees you...- How's she going to do that?- Henry Zipzer!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Quick! Hide it! - I don't want it!

0:15:02 > 0:15:03- SQUELCH - Urgh!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05LOOOO-SER!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07What have you got down there?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Nothing. See?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12That's it - I'm done. A man has his limits.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Frankie, no! Come back!

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Who am I going to work with now?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21I think I can find you someone.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Nicholas McKelty, meet your new partner.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Your waitress is serving cold food.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42I've reduced the temperature of all food by 20%

0:15:42 > 0:15:44to encourage quicker eating.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- But it's lukewarm.- Then you'd better eat up quickly, madam.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Emily!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I do apologise.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Please, allow me to get you a piping hot one.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56We're just wasting time. She could have eaten it by now.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57What are you doing?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05I think we've forgotten how to do stuff without the kids.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06DOORBELL

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Um, hi. Hank asked me to bring this back for him.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Ashley! Please, come in! - Yes! Yes! Have some juice!

0:16:15 > 0:16:16How about a board game?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- What are you doing? - Sh! I'm hunting.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well done. You've caught a hedge.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Not the hedge. There's a lasso on the other end.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31As soon as a bird walks into it - bang.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It'll explode.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36No, I'll have something to go with the rice.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38My dad's been teaching me how to live off the land.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41There's food all around us.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Wait.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45There's something on the lasso.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Pull it.- No, I think it's... - Pull it!

0:16:47 > 0:16:48THUD

0:16:48 > 0:16:50That sounded big.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56SHE SHRIEKS AND WAILS

0:16:59 > 0:17:00SHE PANTS

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Three, four, five. I've won.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Again.- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Well done, Ashley. Another game?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Five's plenty, thanks. I should go.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh, no. Another cake!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32And you can tell us how you're doing at school.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33DOORBELL

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Oh!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Hi, just to let you know... - Frankie!- Frankie!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42We can watch the match!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Do you think she knows it was us? - It wasn't US - it was YOU.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Just don't do anything else to "help".

0:17:49 > 0:17:50I was going to cook the rice.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- What, and burn it? You're useless, Zitzer.- No, I'm not!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Pick it up! Pick it up!

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Put it down! Put it down!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23There's a minibus in the next few minutes

0:18:23 > 0:18:25if you'd like the misery to end?

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Yes! What a game!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Let's get out the table football.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38We have to get out of here.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41I can't. I think I'm getting Stockholm syndrome.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Thanks, Mrs Zipzer. Maybe I could do yours next?

0:18:43 > 0:18:46No! No! No! We have to get out before they adopt us.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47PHONE RINGS Oh!

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Hello?

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Rosa, your daughter is not cut out for the service industry.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Listen.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Eat and leave! Eat and leave! It's not hard to understand.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03PEOPLE SHOUT AND ARGUE

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Everybody has gone crazy.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09SHOUTING AND ARGUING CONTINUES

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Mama mia! Please help me!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I want a refund!

0:19:19 > 0:19:24Um...there's been a disaster at the deli.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Emily's coming home in disgrace.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Our baby needs us!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32# Our baby needs us! Our baby needs us! #

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- I can't believe you burned my tent. - I fixed it, didn't I?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42You taped underpants over the hole.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44HANK SIGHS

0:19:44 > 0:19:46At least you used a clean pair.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48No, I put the clean ones on.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49They're the old ones.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54Urgh, I'm not lying under your dirty pants! Swap places.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55GROWLING

0:19:55 > 0:19:58What was that? I thought I just heard something outside.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Don't be ridiculous.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- GROWLING - What IS that?!

0:20:02 > 0:20:03I think it might be...a badger!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05What does it want?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Maybe it wants our rice. - We burned the rice.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08I've still got it, haven't I?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09GROWLING

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Get rid of it! Throw it out my pants!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22GROWLING

0:20:23 > 0:20:24I think it's going.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ha, that tricked them.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32GROWLING

0:20:34 > 0:20:35TAPE CLICKS

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Ah, dear.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Hm.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Mm! Mm.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Where is everyone?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I don't know.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Everyone's gone.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12The badger must have gone on a rampage.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14GROANING

0:21:16 > 0:21:18GROANING CONTINUES

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Oh! Ooh!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27SHE GROANS

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Are you OK, miss?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Food poisoning.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Argh! Ooh! Call an ambulance.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Where's a phone?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Sent them... Argh! ..back to school.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43What are we going to do?!

0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's OK. I know where there's a phone.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48MISS ADOLF GROANS

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh! Ungh!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58And this is where we came in.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Why would you hide your phone under a cowpat?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I don't know. I thought it'd be hard to find.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06It is hard to find! It's very hard to...

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Is this it?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Don't worry, miss, I'll save you!

0:22:19 > 0:22:21You're going to be OK, miss.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Oh...

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Ugh, what's that smell?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Just the...country air.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Hello! Yes! We need an ambulance to...

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Where are we?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35They said, "Do you remember any landmarks?"

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Do you remember any?

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Here he is, the hero of the hour.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Oh.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Aw.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56We are so proud of you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Dad told me you directed the ambulance to the camp site -

0:22:58 > 0:23:00what initiative!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- I hope you passed with flying colours.- Well, not exactly.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09MISS ADOLF PANTS

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Smuggling in a phone.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14That's cheating.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16You failed the weekend.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Both of you.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20But it was Hank! It was Hank's phone! Blame him!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I'll get you for this, Zitzer!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Well, you did as far as we're concerned. You can go shopping with

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- your friends whenever you like. - You're kidding!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Have you seen what's out there?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35The world's a dangerous place. I'm never leaving this flat again.

0:23:35 > 0:23:40- Come on, Hank. Shopping's hardly camping.- No, it's worse.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Believe me, Hank. I've seen what the public are like. They're monsters.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45I'm staying in here with you.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49OK, great. Well, who fancies a board game?

0:23:49 > 0:23:50THEY CHEER

0:23:54 > 0:23:55I am taking a sabbatical.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58I think Mr Love leaving could be a really good thing for me.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Today is my last day at school. - And that is because?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm going to be home schooled.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05My application has begun for the role of headmistress.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07She can not be the new head.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09It would be like being in prison.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11The school governors will be conducting an assessment.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- So you're serious about this? - I'm always serious.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Henry and I are quite a team.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Very impressive.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19I'm...

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Miss Adolf's pet!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I always thought when a Zipzer left this school

0:24:22 > 0:24:25it'd be your brother getting arrested.