0:00:30 > 0:00:33Today, my ultimate hero is visiting the school.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Everyone's outside waiting to meet him and I'm stuck in detention.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39But you know what? I can't stop smiling!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42No smiling in detention, Henry Zipzer!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44It's great!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46This whole thing started two days ago,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48when I was trying to explain football to Mr Rock.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51I will never get soccer. Don't you just want to pick up that ball,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55throw it down the field, catch it and run for a touchdown?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56The crowd goes wild...
0:00:56 > 0:00:59No, the reason we call it "football"
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- is because we kick it - with our feet.- Ah, I see.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Let me see that for a minute. I am going to squash it for you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Don't even think about it - this is signed by Alex Broman!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- MR ROCK GASPS - I have no idea who that is.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Oh, Mr Rock.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Alex Broman, as in THE Alex Broman.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20He's the best footballer of all time.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, you mean "best soccer player".
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Footballer!- Soccer. - Footballer!- Soccer player.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Footballer!- Soccer.- Football! - Soccer.- Football!- Soccer.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Football!- You know, this could go on a long time.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- I've got a meeting with the new head teacher.- What's he like?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34We're about to find out!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Football! - MR ROCK GRUNTS
0:01:39 > 0:01:42My name is Adam Joy,
0:01:42 > 0:01:43but please...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47..call me Mr Joy.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- If you have any concerns... - Ahem.- Yes, actually...
0:01:50 > 0:01:51..then keep them to yourself.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- I'm not the school counsellor. - Oh...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Do we have a school counsellor?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yes. She started last week.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Get rid of her - save some money.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I see the school paper has announced my appointment -
0:02:04 > 0:02:06at the bottom of page eight.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Apparently, a leak in the toilet block was bigger news
0:02:09 > 0:02:11to reporter Emily Zipzer.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I was hoping to make a bigger splash,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16so I'm thinking a celebrity visit
0:02:16 > 0:02:20might generate the kind of buzz I deserve.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Suggestions?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I know just the guy you need.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36And to celebrate my arrival here at Westbrook Academy,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I've invited along on Friday a close personal friend of mine -
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Alex...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- ..Broman. - ASSEMBLY MURMURS
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Alex Broman is coming to our school! This must be a dream!
0:02:50 > 0:02:56Five pupils will be selected to take part in a mini training session.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Pick me! Pick me, sir! Pick me!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Stop grovelling.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Where's your self respect?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04The five pupils who come up with
0:03:04 > 0:03:08the least idiotic questions to put to Alex
0:03:08 > 0:03:10will be selected by an expert panel.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Dismissed.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I've got so many questions for Alex - how am I going to pick just one?!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Hmm. If only your dad was a sports journalist
0:03:25 > 0:03:28who has to ask sportsmen questions for a living(!)
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Finally, my Dad is useful!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38OK, OK, one killer question, coming right up.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Tell me, Alex - what is your most memorable goal?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Do people actually pay you to do this?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51All right, all right, I'm just letting the nerves get to me. OK...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Alex, of all the goals that you've scored...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02..which one do you remember most?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04That's the same question!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I'm lining up an interview with Alex for the school paper.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I suppose I could lend you one of my questions, if you like?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Thanks, love,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14but Hank can do without asking Alex about his favourite atomic number.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17You know what? I'll just make up a question on my own.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Wait!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Favourite shirt number?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Best headed goal? Best volley?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Player who most inspired him?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- You were writing those down! - You're paranoid.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Show me that pad!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Show me the pad!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Come on, internet - don't let me down.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Alex Broman has dyslexia, just like me!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- I can ask him about it. - That's a great question.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Good enough to get me picked to meet him?- Oh, without a doubt.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00What if the panel don't like it?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02The panel is going to love it!
0:05:02 > 0:05:03How can you be so sure?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Alex - last season, you had an operation
0:05:23 > 0:05:25on your cruciate knee ligament.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Please describe, in detail, the operation -
0:05:27 > 0:05:29with photos if you have them.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31BUZZERS
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Seriously? But they put a camera inside his knee.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Next.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Could you ask him if he's got any photos?- Next!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Alex, I've got dyslexia too.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Did you struggle at school, like me?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04LAUGHTER
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Hurry up, Henry.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Heavens knows the suspense is killing us.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Uh...
0:06:23 > 0:06:28Alex, what was your most memorable goal?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Congratulations. That's the fifth time we've had that question.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33BUZZER
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Hank, don't you have a different question to ask?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38One question per pupil.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Those are the rules.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43BUZZER
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Please tell me you're getting a meeting with Alex Broman.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Well, I um... - What question did you come up with?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I went for the "What was your most memorable goal?"
0:07:02 > 0:07:05See! I told you that was a killer question! So, you're in?
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yeah. Yeah, I got picked. I'm going to train with him.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Boof! Back of the net!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Oh, Hanky, that's brilliant news! - Yeah.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I'll get a photo of you and Alex for my story in the school paper.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah, maybe I could get a photo of you with Alex,
0:07:23 > 0:07:27for my story in a national newspaper.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- What, you're coming?- Yeah, I told my editor all about it
0:07:29 > 0:07:31and he thought it would make a great article.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34So, it looks like you're not the only one who's going to be
0:07:34 > 0:07:35interviewing Alex Broman.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Wow, that's... That's great, Dad.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38So exciting!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41So, you're going to get to watch your dad and pick up some tips.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I think you'll find it'll be the other way around.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46May the best interview win!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50This is not going to end well.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01All ready to meet Alex, Hank?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You can drop the act. You know I didn't get picked.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- Why didn't you tell Dad? - Why didn't you?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08A good reporter never interferes with the story.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10They just let the disaster unfold before them.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12There isn't going to be a disaster.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'm going to get on that training session
0:08:14 > 0:08:17and I'm going to meet Alex Broman. Just you watch me!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Ready, son?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- It's like Christmas Day, isn't it?! - Yeah.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Christmas Day with no presents!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35To the left... Yes, the left...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37The other left!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Mr Joy? Stanley Zipzer. Exciting times at Westbrook, eh?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43My reputation precedes me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- I mean, Alex's visit... - What do you want?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm here for the interview. This is national news!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Excellent! Fire away, I'm all yours.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55You meant Alex.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I did, yeah. But how did you even manage to get Alex here?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I mean, that's quite a coup.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03The same way anything good happens at this school - through me.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Have you met our head of governors, Mr McKelty?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, we've met.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Right, open your geometry books at page ten
0:09:18 > 0:09:21and Henry Zipzer, take off that ridiculous scarf.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Now!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Ah, Christine, thank you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Anyone selected for the training team,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32go and change into your football kit.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41You're not on the team. Sit down.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Er... But Miss, I'm the substitute.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46There are no substitutes.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47But Miss, there's always substitutes,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- in case someone gets injured. - He's right, Miss.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Alex will be expecting substitutes and Hank's your man.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It's a five-minute training session in the playground,
0:09:55 > 0:09:56not the World Cup.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58They'll manage without you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01But Miss, people always get hurt in the playground.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I once got hit in the eye with a doughnut out there.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yeah, and it only takes a second to fall and graze your knee,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09or twist your ankle, or contract malaria.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Thank you, Miss Chen. My decision is final. No substitutes!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Why can't you be nice, just for once?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17GASPS
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oh, dear, Henry.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21You've just landed yourself in detention -
0:10:21 > 0:10:23this lunchtime.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25But Alex is coming this lunchtime!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Is he? What an unfortunate coincidence.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31It's him!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Do you know the first rule of journalism?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Always check your sources.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Nope. Beat your rivals to the story.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Whatever it takes.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Alex!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Adam Joy, headmaster. El Capitan.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Are you the guy who asked if we could pretend to be friends?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01A...champion sense of humour...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Seriously, I've never met this guy in my life.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05LAUGHTER
0:11:05 > 0:11:10To make you feel at home, we'd like to present you with this.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11CAMERA CLICKS
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I only wear clothes from my sponsors.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, right. Someone get rid of this!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17I'm joking, man! Come on, chill.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20MR JOY LAUGHS
0:11:20 > 0:11:22But if it gives me a rash, I'm going to sue.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Er... No press allowed.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- But you've just...- School paper, nothing I can do about her.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50We need to help Hank get out of that detention room.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Definitely. Alex Broman is like his Robert Liston.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Who?- My favourite surgeon.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58He can amputate a leg in two and a half minutes.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Isn't that brilliant?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Not for the person whose leg it was!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04The point is, we need to help Hank get out of the detention room.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yeah, great idea. I wish I'd thought of that(!)
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I've got it! Come on!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Sorry to bother you, Miss,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22but we need your help with a music project.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23We're collecting sound effects.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- We wanted to record the swish of your sword.- Oh.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'd be delighted to help.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Start recording.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31SWORD SWISHES
0:12:31 > 0:12:34It's no good, we need you to come to the...music room -
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- the acoustics are better.- (When she's gone, make a run for it.)
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Nonsense, the acoustics are just fine in here.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44What you really need is the sound of swords clashing!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I think a swish will be enough, but we really need you to...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Do you remember your fencing instruction, Miss Chen?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Not really, Miss. It was one class, like, a year ago?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Here, you can use my spare sword.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57En garde!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59OK, no clashing - swishing will do!
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Parry, Miss Chen - parry!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Thanks, we've got what we needed!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19What do you think of all the new signings this season, Alex?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Alex? Alex? Over here, mate!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36No-one's coming to rescue me now.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I might as well just get on with some work.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Working out escape plans still counts, doesn't it?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I could disguise myself as a mouse.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Miss Adolf would never spot a mouse.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56MOUSE SQUEAKS
0:14:01 > 0:14:03That's not going to work.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I could try shrinking myself down,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08growing wings and then flying out the keyhole.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10FLY BUZZES
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Strike two.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Sometimes, the simplest plans are the best.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Going somewhere, Henry?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Miss, you've got to let me see Alex!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm begging you - on both knees!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I can see that, Henry -
0:14:40 > 0:14:43and I am both appalled and unmoved.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Sit down.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Thanks, guys. Your support means a lot.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01If everyone can make their way to the playground,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03the training session is about to commence!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Hi, Alex. Just a couple of quick questions?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07No problem, boss. Shoot.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Erm... You need to clear any questions with me first.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Who are you? The question police?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14No questions unless I approve them.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15You're not my boss.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17If I were, I would fire you.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19If you want to press on ahead to the changing room,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21it's up this corridor.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Good, cos this jacket's starting to itch.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I think I see a rash...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm joking!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You need to work on your sense of humour, mate.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30ALEX LAUGHS
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'm really beginning to dislike that man.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Hank can't miss the visit - Alex is his hero!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Can't you just speak to Miss Adolf? - Get her to let him out?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Are you two crazy? The woman's got a sword.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Two, actually.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Can't you just tell her she made a mistake?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yeah, yeah. Forget I said that.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56All right, you two. Leave it with me.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Hey.- Hey!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09How would you like to meet your biggest fan in the world?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11No problem - good to meet you.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- You want me to sign something? - Oh, no, it's not me.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I mean, I am a fan and I am crazy about football,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19but the guy I'm talking about is stuck in detention.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Could you come and meet him?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, man, I'm sorry - I'm running late.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25In fact, you have any idea where these changing rooms are?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28The changing rooms? As a matter of fact, I do.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30They're right this way. Yeah, come on.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Actions have consequences, Henry.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37The sooner you learn that, the better.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Do you think I like having to punish you?- Yes.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42True. But I also do it for your own good.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49So, the changing rooms are just in there.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Thanks, man.- My pleasure.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I'm guessing you must be my biggest fan.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Alex Broman!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Sit down, this instant!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Hey, that's not cool, shouting at him like that.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Is that right?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Well, when I want lessons on how to teach from sixth formers,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'll be sure to pop along to the common room.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I'm not a sixth former.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- That's Alex Broman, Miss! - He's right, I am.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Do you think I was born yesterday?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'm guessing it was a lot longer ago than that.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Detention! Now, go and sit over there.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30You're giving me detention?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34And I'll have those sunglasses, thank you very much.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36You're making a big mistake, lady.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Oh, sit down and be silent!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47One of your teacher friends tricked me into coming here.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48- Mr Rock?- Seems straight up.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- He's the best.- Silence!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I'm sitting next to Alex Broman!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57This is officially the best day of my life.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59No smiling in detention, Henry Zipzer!
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Mr Broman?
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Alex?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17CHANTING: We want Alex! We want Alex! We want Alex!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23The mob are turning! Where is the footballer?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Whatever-his-name-is... Alex? - He was with you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29He's not in the changing rooms. You've lost our star.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, no, the press... the press are going to ruin me!
0:18:32 > 0:18:33He must be here somewhere.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36You stay here and keep the press away from this,
0:18:36 > 0:18:37I'll search the school.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41KIDS CHANT: We want Alex! We want Alex! We want Alex! We want Alex!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You've not lost one of the most
0:18:43 > 0:18:45expensive footballers in the country, have you, Mick?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Keep your nose out of this, Zipzer.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Anyway, he's not lost, he's just...unaccounted for.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52I'd hate for this story to be about
0:18:52 > 0:18:56how you lost control of this event, Governor McKelty.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Still not spoken to Alex yet, Dad?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I've got a few spare quotes, if you need them.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Thanks, love, but you know what?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I think I've got quite the story brewing here.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07And if not, you'll just make one up anyway - right, Zipzer?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I mean, that's what you journalists do.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17"I'm afraid we've lost him, said Governor Mick McKelty..."
0:19:17 > 0:19:19No, I didn't.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22"..40s, balding
0:19:22 > 0:19:25"and with breath that would kill a skunk."
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Right, give me that.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- No, you can't have it, it's mine. - Give me...
0:19:30 > 0:19:31No, you can't, that's illegal!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Give me it!- No, you can't... No, you can't! Ow!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I want 100 words on
0:19:39 > 0:19:42"Why I should never try and trick my teacher."
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- This isn't a trick, I'm Alex Broman. - He really is, Miss.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Make that 200 words.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Man, I hate a blank sheet of paper. - Me, too.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59HANK SIGHS
0:20:05 > 0:20:08'He's got his letters mixed up, just like I do.'
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Hey, Alex? Guess what we both have in common.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16We're both being tortured by your crazy teacher?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Yes!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23And, er... we both...
0:20:23 > 0:20:25love football.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Ain't that the truth.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32CHANTING: Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37This is great, Dad. I'm getting loads of tips.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40CAMERAS CLICK
0:20:40 > 0:20:43If you are the standard of sixth former our schools are producing,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45then I despair!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Miss Adolf, could I have a moment of your time?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50This is not a sixth former.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54This is our very special guest, Alex Broman.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56As in Alex Broman.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I might have known you'd be part of this silly prank.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Well, I haven't fallen for it, Mr Rock.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Alex, you can go. You've got a lot of fans waiting for you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Sit down!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11A word in the corridor, Mr Rock.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Do you know how long I've been teaching?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21A long, long, long, long, long time.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23And I have never been so undermined by a...
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Ah, Mr Joy, just the man. - Not now, I'm looking for...
0:21:28 > 0:21:30What is Alex Broman doing in there?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- She gave him detention. - You did what?!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38I thought he was a sixth former. He was wearing sunglasses, inside!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40This is a PR disaster, what are going to do?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- I say put her in detention.- I...
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Fancy getting out of here?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, what's the plan?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Take your pick.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Or we could just sneak out the back door?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Why didn't I think of that?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Henry Zipzer!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Get back here!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I have to admit, I'm impressed.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Well, it's like somebody once told me -
0:22:08 > 0:22:10get the story at all costs.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Did you ever get your interview with Alex?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Hank! Ha-ha, there's still time!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Alex, this is my dad, Stanley Zipzer -
0:22:23 > 0:22:25the best sports journalist in the world.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Hiya, mate. Quick word?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Move! Hi, Alex.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Shall we move you over to the training squad?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33They're all hand selected.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yeah, sure, but I think my man was about to ask me a question.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Shoot!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Erm... If-If-If...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Erm...erm... Wh-When...
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Let's go.- No, wait.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Did, um...
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Did you struggle at school with dyslexia, like me?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05That's the best question I've been asked all day.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Yeah, bottom of the class for everything.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Except football.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Come on, Hank.- Wait... - Let's see what you got.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15He's not actually hand-picked for the squad, so... OK!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Go on, Hank! Top corner!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- That's my boy. - Oh, you can speak now?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Henry Zipzer, return to detention immediately!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36CROWD: Ooh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:38 > 0:23:39No photos without me!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I never thought I'd say this, but that was the best detention ever!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55I will not have Open Day disrupted by troublemakers.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56GUITAR SLIDE
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Shh!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Five, four, three, two, one... - Dig deep, Agnes.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Miss Adolf has given me the day off tomorrow,
0:24:02 > 0:24:03for being such an awesome student.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05They're excluding all the "undesirables".
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- I understand that Henry Zipzer has been excluded?- Yes.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Ta-dah!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride
0:24:12 > 0:24:14through the magical kingdom of Westbrook!
0:24:14 > 0:24:15- Look out!- Come back here!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- Sorry!- You will be!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- The tour was exceptional. - BOTH: It was?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20BOOM FIZZLE