0:00:29 > 0:00:30Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Come back here.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Look out!!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Sorry!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Sorry? You will be...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I assure you Henry Zipzer!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47This is what happens when you offer to help out at school.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Henry Zipzer, you will never escape!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00OK, let's rewind.
0:01:02 > 0:01:09Tomorrow is Open Day. I want academic brilliance!
0:01:09 > 0:01:14I want parents falling on their knees, begging me
0:01:14 > 0:01:16to let their children enrol!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18'Please Mr Joy,
0:01:18 > 0:01:23can my children enrol to Westbrook Academy?' Yes, they may.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Now, we know for every high-flying swan,
0:01:27 > 0:01:31there are a few low flying pigeons.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I will not have Open Day disrupted by troublemakers.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39And that's why I've created this.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47The usual suspects. I do not want them anywhere near Open Day.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Why don't we just expel them all?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Out with the old, in with the new?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I like your thinking, Miss Adolf.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Apparently, I'm not allowed to do that.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03I've checked.
0:02:03 > 0:02:09So, for tomorrow, we need to make sure our damaged stock
0:02:09 > 0:02:11is at the back of the shelf.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Am I making myself clear?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15And, erm...Mr Rock?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19I'll take care of him.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You're going to sell every instrument in this school?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27We need the money for more important things like science
0:02:27 > 0:02:30and maths and a humidifier for this office.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Now, here, music helps children with maths.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35It inspires their passion.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Excellent! That's all the trombones gone
0:02:38 > 0:02:40to a marching band in Bulgaria.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Aren't online auctions brilliant?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Do you know that your school is bursting with future musical stars?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Wait until you see what I have got laid on for Open Day.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yes, about that.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Given the downsizing of your department,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I am thinking let's keep things low key tomorrow.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I don't want parents getting the idea that we encourage
0:03:01 > 0:03:05pupils to become musicians, or even worse...
0:03:05 > 0:03:06..actors.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Be aware that I am going to fight your cuts with every
0:03:10 > 0:03:11fibre of my being.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18That's fine, as long as you fight them quietly.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Bye-bye.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Tomorrow, during Open Day, one of you will go
0:03:27 > 0:03:30and be a tour guide and the rest of you will remain here to
0:03:30 > 0:03:35demonstrate an illuminating physics experiment with me.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I'll be the tour guide, Miss!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You? A tour guide?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42We're trying to embrace the parents, not ostracize them!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44But I wouldn't ostrich size them.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Watch!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56And in here is Geography.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58You'll learn all about wind,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00especially if you have chicken madras from the canteen!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Henry, get back to your seat!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And in here we learn French. Adios, Miss Adolf!
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Sit down!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11And in here is History...
0:04:12 > 0:04:13As are you.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Henry Zipzer you are excluded tomorrow, don't bother coming in.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- That's not fair!- He was just showing you he could be a good tour guide!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Any more out of you two and you'll both be joining him.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27My choice for tour guide is Nick McKelty.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40We're doing a demonstration
0:04:40 > 0:04:42on atmospheric gases for Open Day and I'm holding the test tube.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I bet they chose you cos you're full of hot air.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46What's up with you, grumplestiltskin?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I'm fine. In fact, I'm really happy cos Miss Adolf has given me
0:04:50 > 0:04:52the day off tomorrow for being such an awesome student.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Nice try, but they're not as stupid as they look.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I was just trying to show her what a good tour guide I would be.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00And you accidentally set fire to the dustbins?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02No! She just got mad at me for no reason.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04They're excluding all the undesirables,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06so they can't ruin Open Day.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I think it's a sensible precaution.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09It's fine,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13I needed some time to practise Molten Monkey Smashdown anyway.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Do you remember Beckham's lowest point?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Wearing a sarong?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Getting sent off in the '98 World Cup. Everybody said he couldn't come
0:05:25 > 0:05:26back from that.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29But he did, and so will you. Smashdown!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Sorry, I should probably be letting you win.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You're not winning, that's my monkey.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh. Right.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Well, what I'm saying is, there'll be other Open Days.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Remember when you took me round for Open Day?
0:05:44 > 0:05:50Everyone looked so clever, I never saw anyone with, you know,
0:05:50 > 0:05:51learning difficulties.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53They probably did the same to those kids,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55and sent them home for the day.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03All they are going to see is McKelty being perfect, and Adolf being mean.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08I wanted to show them someone different, someone like me.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Well...
0:06:12 > 0:06:15you'd have made a great tour guide, Hank.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Smashdown!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24That's not my monkey, is it?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I never stood a chance of being at Open Day, did I?
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Hank's right, you know,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39it's not fair he's missing the Open Day.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'm going to go down there and give Mr Joy a piece of my mind.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Do you remember when Hank was excluded from Sports Day?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46He was only practising hurdles...
0:06:46 > 0:06:47in maths.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Yeah, but the school really overreacted.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I've never seen you that angry before.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Except maybe when I forgot your birthday.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Do you remember what you said? - Please don't hurt me?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56No, about the sports day.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I wanted to go down there and yell at them.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01But you said, "No, sleep on it".
0:07:01 > 0:07:03And that was really good advice.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05OK, I'll sleep on it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11We're going down the school!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25No, no, no, no, no!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29The name of our school isn't Wormy Cats. Again from the top.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Two, three, four...
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Sorry to interrupt you, Mr Joy, but could we have a word?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37It'll have to wait,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41can you not see that we are at a critical stage of rehearsals.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45K, no, you're supposed to be over there! How many times?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48OK, we'll just take it up with the school governors.
0:07:48 > 0:07:54Oh, no, no, wait! What SEEMS to be the problem?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Shush! Shush! Shush!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Now our Open Day experiment will show how we can power two
0:08:13 > 0:08:16domestic light bulbs using our own energy.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Miss Adolf, erm...
0:08:19 > 0:08:24I understand that Henry Zipzer has accidentally been excluded?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Yes, we all agreed it was for the best that...
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Surely not today of all days?
0:08:31 > 0:08:32But you...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Today is a day for all our pupils to shine.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- But what about low flying pigeons? - Sshhh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- And damaged stock? - Shhh, shh, shh!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I think the pressure of the day might have got to Miss Adolf.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51So Hank can be a tour guide?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Mmmmm...- But I'm the tour guide for this class.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Maybe we could have two tour guides?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Excellent suggestion! You can do it together.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Everyone happy?- No.- No.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Everyone else?- Yes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Today we fight for our cuts.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Today we are going to raise the roof on this place. Today...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I am going to find out where the rest of my students are?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Don't tell me...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I've re-assigned most of your pupils...
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Of course you have(!)
0:09:19 > 0:09:22..to more vital roles in the Open Day.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24But I have got you another little helper.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25It's not fair,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I'm supposed to be helping with the Chemistry experiment.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I think it's best if all the Zipzers
0:09:30 > 0:09:33are in less explosive part of the school today, don't you?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You won't be using those, will you?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40We agreed to keep the noise down.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44We'll be as quiet as mice, headmaster.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Good.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Mice in an Iron Maiden tribute band!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Iron Maiden?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56World famous?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58No?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00This is going to be a long day(!)
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I'm the official tour guide, I'll be doing the talking.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Great. They'll be asleep in five minutes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Think you can do better, Zipzer? You read the fact sheet.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15We-st br-ook a-cad-em...
0:10:15 > 0:10:16See? You're not up to the job.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Welcome to Westbrook Academy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23My name is Nicholas McKelty, and I'll be your tour guide for today.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25And I'm his identical twin brother, Hank!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Buckle up, and get ready for a rollercoaster ride
0:10:27 > 0:10:29through the magical kingdom of Westbrook!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Wait a minute, Hank, we've forgotten our tour badges.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Won't be a minute.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41We don't need badges, our fact sheet shows we're tour guides.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You know Mr Joy, he likes everything official.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45They're in there on the shelf.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50A bit further back. Just...
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Very funny, McKelty, now let me out!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56HE THUMPS ON DOOR
0:10:59 > 0:11:01We're going to be great on Open Day.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04We're going to make the...
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I need someone to help in Biology.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Pick me! Pick me!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You, come with me.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10You can't take my drummer!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13You and you are needed in French. Tout suite.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16How am I going to make music on Open Day without musicians?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You can keep that one.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Today is not the day the music died.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Not on my watch!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Shhhh.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I do apologise, just a small problem I had to get rid of.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37As I was saying - I'm Nicholas McKelty
0:11:37 > 0:11:39and I'll be your tour guide today.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Please, everyone, follow me.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Listen carefully, Azmat, you'll learn a lot from this boy.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47"Westbrook Academy was founded in two thousand and..."
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- INSIDE CUPBOARD:- Help! Help!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56No music! No music!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10So, I fell for the bit further back trick.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Believe me, I feel like an idiot.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Since becoming Head Teacher, Mr Joy has
0:12:15 > 0:12:18transformed the school into a dynamic learning environment...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Meanwhile, McKelty couldn't even keep the tour group together.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22What a loser.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Well, Mr Joy's cleaned us except for these.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28My goodness...
0:12:29 > 0:12:30There's still this.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38"Mr Rock, this has been sold to a one man band from Wolverhampton.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40"Do not use. Mr Joy."
0:12:41 > 0:12:43A man filled with joy(!)
0:12:43 > 0:12:45What's this?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49That is a box filled with bits and bobs that fell off instruments
0:12:49 > 0:12:50and I can't fix them.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Maybe there's something you can do.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Listen, Emily, how am I going to teach students with no instruments?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Did you know,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02if you change the length of an air-filled tube,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04it changes its resonant frequency?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05How do I get the feeling
0:13:05 > 0:13:08you're about to come up with something brilliant, right now?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11We can make new instruments out of the broken bits! Here...
0:13:17 > 0:13:21All right, Lady Frankenstein, let's get to work!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- We're lost...- This is ridiculous, where's our tour guide?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28What was his name? McNulty, McNumpty? I liked him...
0:13:28 > 0:13:30THUMPING ON DOOR
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Oh, phew!- I'm all for discipline, but even I draw the line
0:13:43 > 0:13:44at locking pupils in cupboards.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46It's barbaric.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51No! No, I was just rehearsing for...a play.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Above average rating...
0:13:54 > 0:13:56While McKelty was boring the visitors stupid,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I was having the time of my life.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02At lunchtime you come here and they serve everything with custard!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05You can get fish fingers with custard, sausage with custard,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08custard with custard!
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Ta-da!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19They are alive! Oh, we've got music!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Thank you, Em!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Do you know what just dawned on me?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42We haven't had a visitor all afternoon. Where is everybody?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Did they cancel Open Day?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48I don't know, let's go find out. Come on.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And you'll get given one of...these.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Careful when you open it for the first time though.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I heard one kid used to keep a snake in his.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Some people like to clean their lockers out, but I prefer
0:15:05 > 0:15:06to keep the element of surprise.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Last week I found a gerbil, two garden gnomes
0:15:09 > 0:15:11and eight slices of salami in mine.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I heard there's a teacher here called Miss Adolf?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Yes. Yes, there is.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20I hear she is impressive.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22What's she like?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Well, erm, impressive would be a word to...
0:15:29 > 0:15:30You don't like her, do you?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Well, er...
0:15:32 > 0:15:37like can be a confusing word, like glockenspiel.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Hey! That reminds me, you know who everyone likes?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Mr Rock, our music teacher. You've got to meet him!
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Follow me!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55He can't have gone far, we'll just wait for him to come back.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57No, I want to meet Miss Adolf.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Only someone who's never met her would say that.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Emily...
0:16:01 > 0:16:06Is it just me, or is there no arrow pointing towards Music?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07They've left it off the tour!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12I missed a tour once. I got on the wrong plane.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14My band went to Austria, I went to Australia.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16And when I got off the plane, I was wondering,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19why aren't the kangaroos talking German?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22No child is going to miss this tour because of an arrow.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Let's go.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Ten seconds remaining.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Come on, Ashley! - He's beating you, come on!
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Time's up!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Well done, Miss Chen, you go to the top of the leaderboard.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Where's Nicholas? He's supposed to be keeping an eye on you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Well, obviously he thinks "keep an eye on" is code for
0:16:47 > 0:16:49"lock in a cupboard".
0:16:49 > 0:16:52If it wasn't for me, this group would still be lost.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54And now what really happened?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Let's have another demonstration. Hank, let's see you up on that bike.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Clear? One, two, three, clear!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Go!
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Go!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Go!
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Sorry.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27You want Henry to have a go on the bike?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well, let's face it, this tour couldn't get much stranger.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I must apologise. Nicholas was meant to be the official guide.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I'm sorry your tour wasn't up to scratch.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37The tour was exceptional.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- It was?- It was?
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Yes. I've not seen Azmat have this much fun at school since, well,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46ever, and that's down to you, Hank.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Now, let's see if your legs are as fast as your mouth.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51That's not possible.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Sorry, Miss Adolf?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I said anything is possible! Let's begin the experiment!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Who's going to take me on?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01We've all had a go, except...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Miss Adolf hasn't!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I really don't think that would be appropriate.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Besides, I can't, I'm supervising the experiment.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Plus, Miss has just had a new hairdo.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yes, thank you, Henry. I don't think the visitors need to
0:18:13 > 0:18:15know about my hairdressing arrangements.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18And it wouldn't be fair, cos I'd beat her too easily.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Get on the bike, Henry.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Ready, Miss?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Ready!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Hello, welcome to the music department.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36We are going to make the most noise we can possibly make...
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Ready, set, go.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Louder!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48100 and five decibels!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I love it! You're a genius!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Mr Joy, this is for you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- 20 seconds left!- He's letting it slip!- Pedal like you mean it, Hank!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Sit down! - Hank Zipzer takes the lead!
0:19:06 > 0:19:12Ten seconds left! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Dig deep, Agnes.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18..4, 3, 2, 1...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20In my top ten list of disasters,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I'm putting this pretty close to number one.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41My hair is ruined!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Can anyone else smell burnt toast?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45That's my hair!
0:19:47 > 0:19:52- You never know, it could catch on. - Henry ZIPZER!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Keep pedalling!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Get out of my way.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01And this is where we came in... Oh, boy!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Pedal, legs, pedal! - Come back here!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Look out.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Sorry!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Sorry, you will be, I assure you, Henry Zipzer!
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Henry Zipzer, you will never escape!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27K is for Kinship.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Here at Westbrook, we like to think of ourselves as one big family.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34C is for Caring.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Here at Westbrook, our teachers truly care
0:20:37 > 0:20:39about each and every...
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Come back here, you despicable child!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Wait until I get my hands on you!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46It was an accident, Miss!
0:20:57 > 0:21:03And D...is for Drama! We hope you liked our performance!
0:21:07 > 0:21:14Thank you, Hank and Miss Adolf, for that highly realistic piece.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25And M is for Music...
0:21:28 > 0:21:32..led by the awesome Mr Rock, and my little sister, Emily?!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Here at Westbrook we have a very lively
0:21:34 > 0:21:36and engaging music department.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41Yes, yes. We like to encourage music here at Westbrook.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44But...we seem to be a little light on instruments.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48But I heard Mr Joy is buying lots and lots more.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Yes. We are going to buy lots more instruments.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Because music is so important at Westbrook.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Isn't that right, Mr J?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Mr Joy. Yes, yes.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Music is a very important subject, here at Westbrook.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Top three?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Don't push it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10If you'd like to try any of these handmade instruments,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12follow the arrows to the music room.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Let's get this show on the road!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Hours I spent choreographing that routine,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23only for you to come barging in, and mess the whole thing up!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24It was a total shambles.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26PHONE RINGS
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Head Teacher Joy speaking.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yes, it was an innovative presentation.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35All part of the Westbrook approach.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37We look forward to welcoming your child.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Thank you very much, goodbye.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Now, where was I?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Oh, yes, the shambles.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44What on earth...?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45PHONE RINGS
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Head Teacher Joy speaking.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Well, thank you very much. I will pass on your congratulations.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55The pupil's name?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58QUIETLY: Hank Zipzer.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03We look forward to welcoming your child.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oh, triplets?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08We'll do our very best to accommodate them. Thank you very much.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Goodbye.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Get out of my office immediately.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'll let him thank me later.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Ah, triplets! Triplets!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26A seat on Westbrook's school council has become vacant.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28What kind of supergeek would sign up for that?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I am not letting McKelty win.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31McKelty must be stopped.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32You're standing for school council?!
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Against McKelty?!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36This way to meet Hank Zipzer! Don't forget to vote.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37- Oh...- My...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39..Golf cart!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Vote McKelty for free sweets everyday!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Do whatever it takes, but win!
0:23:44 > 0:23:45McKelty means business!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47HE SCREAMS