0:00:33 > 0:00:34No sliding.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Just getting in some practice.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I want to hit ten metres, this Valentine's dance.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Last year's dance was brilliant -
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I got three cards, ate 17 heart-shaped cookies
0:00:48 > 0:00:50and hit eight metres on the knee slide.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54'So, Valentine's, bring it on!'
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Is it that time of year already? Right.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03If you are experiencing romantic feelings for a special someone,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06then my advice would be to ignore them.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07No good will come of it.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09However, if you simply MUST
0:01:09 > 0:01:12commit your over-sentimental feelings to paper,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14please remember the rules.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16She does this every year.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You wouldn't think there would be rules
0:01:18 > 0:01:20about sending Valentine's cards -
0:01:20 > 0:01:22but this is Miss Adolf.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25No glitter, no hearts, no animal pictures.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Animals do not experience love.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Bears do not like cuddles, they like eating people.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I have no idea what she's talking about.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I guess she doesn't like bears.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39BEAR SOBS Oh, no!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43No acronyms, especially no SWALKs.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I mean, who would kiss an envelope? Totally illogical.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Just wake me up when this is over.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I can't BEAR this!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52BEAR it - get it?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55BEAR SOBS
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I've got a list of 15 girls I could ask to the Valentine's dance,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06so I need to narrow it down.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Madinah has the cutest laugh, but Kaysha has super shiny hair.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Megan once gave me peanut crisps
0:02:11 > 0:02:14and you've got to love a girl who gives you peanut crisps.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It's a tough decision. How's your list going?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21There's only one name. That is not an impressive list.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I only want to go with Anya. But what if she says no?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yeah, that would be a disaster.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Being turned down is definitely NOT a thing.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It'd be less pressure to ask a friend.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32With a friend, you can eat 17 cookies
0:02:32 > 0:02:34without worrying about over-burping.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I know what you mean. The fun without the stress.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Problem is, I don't really have any friends who are girls.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- What?- Yeah, he's right. It's always just us three.- But...
0:02:45 > 0:02:46..I'm a girl...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51What's with the searchlight?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54have they finally let you make this school into a prison?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Very droll, Mr Rock, I'm sure.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's for the dance on Friday.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02This will eliminate any and all dark corners.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Dark corners encourage decadence.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Could you please turn that off?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11OK, what about decorations?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13The kids would love streamers, balloons...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16This and a sign reminding the children there's to be no touching
0:03:16 > 0:03:18are really all the decoration that is required.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You are such a romantic(!)
0:03:20 > 0:03:23OK, OK... What about fun food?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- You know, candy in the shape of... - No candy.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30- No candy?- A selection of sliced vegetables in fun arrangements.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33My carrot stack is something to behold.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Your what?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36My carrot stack.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40It is Valentine's, Miss A. It is romantic.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Don't you think the kids deserve more than vegetables
0:03:42 > 0:03:44and the brightest light in Britain?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Mr Rock, who exactly is organising this event?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Me or you?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Both of us.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- SHE LAUGHS - Oh? Since when?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Since you mentioned the immortal words,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00"carrot stack".
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Oh!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04No, I'm not going to let him get away with it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07OK, I've made a decision. I'm taking Maiya off the list,
0:04:07 > 0:04:11because she's so tall, I get neck pains looking up at her.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13She is awesome though, and I don't mind looking up.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Yeah, she's back on the list.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I've decided - I'm definitely going to ask Anya.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Dad says, "Fortune favours the brave".
0:04:25 > 0:04:28You do realise he was talking about football, not girls?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29I've got to at least try.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32There's...something about her.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I can't explain it, but... it's there.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Well, if you're asking her to the dance,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40then you also need to send her a card.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- And that's a whole new minefield. - It is?- Yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48GUNFIRE
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I was just going to make her one.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Well, handmade IS a thing this year.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59But if you want my advice, just buy one from the shop.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Because if you get it wrong, handmade can be a bit...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05You know what I mean?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Totally.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I have literally no idea what he means.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Mr Joy, I always arrange the extracurricular activities -
0:05:23 > 0:05:25excellently and alone.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm really very busy.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Mr Rock has to go.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34He wants to fill the hall with red balloons!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36The children are already giddy.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I saw two year 11s holding hands today.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41This kind of behaviour cannot be encouraged.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Would balloons encourage it?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Yes! As would cake.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I really don't know why he wants to be involved at all.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Maybe he's drawn to you -
0:05:50 > 0:05:52like a moth to a flame.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57The only thing that man is drawn to is mischief!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I need you to work together -
0:05:59 > 0:06:02quietly, without involving me.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Bzz!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Hank! Anya's on her way over.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13OK, Hank. You can do this.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Take a deep breath, check your hair...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'm sorry!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27No, it's my fault. I'm awful at judging distances.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30It's better when I wear my glasses, but I'm always losing my glasses.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Especially when I'm nervous and I'm really nervous,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36because I like you, even if you do look funny with your mouth open.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Also, will you be my date to the Valentine dance?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Yes, absolutely, definitely, that would be completely, totally...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- I'm going to stop talking now.- Cool.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I have to go, cos otherwise I'll say something really embarrassing.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Like that looking at the back of your head
0:06:52 > 0:06:55is my favourite part of double French.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58See, I said it.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Bye!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It won't be a surprise if you leave it out like this.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- It's not mine.- It's Hank's.
0:07:18 > 0:07:24He bought it from Cardz with a "Z" at 16.14 this afternoon.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- What are you working on, Emily? - Oh. It's about you two.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh. Why do I feel a bit nervous?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I'm doing a study on 21st century human behaviour.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33This chapter is on relationship customs.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Is it for school?- No, for fun.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Valentine cards have just got pinker over the years.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I mean, what's the day really about?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43- Romance.- Money.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, right... Yeah. Yeah, money.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48That's why we don't make a big deal about it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- It's just another day.- Mmm.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Now, don't forget,
0:07:55 > 0:07:59when you write the card, it's got to be anonymous, but not too anonymous.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Anya has to know it's from you, without knowing it's from you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04- Got it?- Absolutely.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06What card did you pick?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- It's pink, and it's got a skipping panda on it.- A panda?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Yes?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Nice. Pandas are a thing - for girls, obviously.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Not for dudes.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Phew, cos I wasn't sure what she would like.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Girls can be so confusing, don't you think?- Totally.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24You both know I'm a girl, don't you?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Yeah, but...not really.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32I mean, cos like, girls, are like girls and you're like, Ashley.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I am like a girl, because I am a girl.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Always have been, always will be.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Not that either of you have ever noticed!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Girls be crazy.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50So, one minute, we're talking about Valentine's cards,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54the next, she's shouting at me about being a girl.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's like there's a zombie virus going around
0:08:56 > 0:08:57that's making everyone act weird.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00You know what girls are like about Valentine's Day.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02When you're Ashley's age, it's a big deal.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's up there with your first bra.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08You think I should do something to cheer Ashley up?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Sounds like it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I could give her first sniff of the sports socks
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I've been keeping in my locker since Christmas.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I WAS saving that for me and Frankie, but...
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Um...maybe not that. But something.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I know it's hard being a boy, Hank, but it's tough being a girl, too.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I can't let one of my best friends feel that bad. So...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46What was that thing Frankie said?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48"Anonymous, but not too anonymous"?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Wait till your mum sees this.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10You and Mum said Valentine's Day was a way for companies to make money.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11We said that, but...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Mum seemed pretty sure she didn't want to make a fuss.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Well, saying you're going to do one thing and then doing another
0:10:16 > 0:10:19is just something that adults do sometimes.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21People behave so unscientifically.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Trust me, your mother is probably on the phone now,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26ordering me a dozen red roses -
0:10:26 > 0:10:27real ones, not plastic.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Now, watch this - the piece de resistance.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- PANDA:- 'I wuv woo.'
0:10:36 > 0:10:40The subject seems to be experiencing temporary insanity.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Happy Valentine's Day!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Wow, thank you!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I thought we weren't going to get sucked into all the commercialism?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Ha-ha! As if! Now, watch this.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56You might want to prepare yourself.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- PANDA:- 'I wuv woo.' - Wow!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04And you had better prepare yourself, Stanley Zipzer,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06for having your socks knocked off
0:11:06 > 0:11:12by the romantic things that I have got prepared for...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Yeah.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Hey, Hank - I got my skirt stuck in my lunch box.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I can't get it out, so I'm going to see if I can get it to be a thing.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57I've got my outfit planned for the dance.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01It doesn't involve a lunchbox, in case you were worried.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Bye.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08What?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Hi. I was just borrowing one of your markers.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Make sure you return it.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- I label all my pens. - MR ROCK LAUGHS
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, you really do label all your pens.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Thank you very much.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Thank you so much, it was a pleasure to see you.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, Mr Rock...
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Like a moth to the flame, indeed.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh, an acronym.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Aren't you all lucky I'm feeling tolerant?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55And it's misspelt.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58S-W-A-L-C...
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Must be Henry.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Anya, here's your mis-acronymed card from Henry.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oh, look.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Henry sent two.- You sent two?!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Ashley, here's your mis-acronymed card from Henry.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21I think something really bad might be about to happen.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25This was the best, most glittery Valentine's card I'd ever seen.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29And then, I saw there were two.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- I just... - I can't go to the dance with you.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35And now, I'm going to leave,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37before I cry.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41She might not be the only one.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Nice knowing you, Hank.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Um, about the card...
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I sent it cos... I know you're a girl.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Right. Good. Just because I hang out with you and Frankie all the time
0:14:02 > 0:14:04doesn't make me a boy.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09But just because I was annoyed about that, doesn't mean...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Um...I mean, I do like you...
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Wait, you like me?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Yes...?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Uh-oh.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Even though I don't want to, I'm going to have to say...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I...like you too?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Oh.- So, are you two a thing now?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Are you going to go to the dance together?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Um...- Don't know.- Yeah.- I suppose.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh... I was joking...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40but next time, tell me a bit earlier.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I like to know when a thing is a thing.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I can't believe this is happening.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Well, it looks like somebody has changed her tune.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59When Cupid fires his bow, who are we to repel the arrow?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Do you need the school nurse? Are you OK?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Never better.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07That's good, cos we have a lot of work to do.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09We're going to stay late.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16The man is completely smitten.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24What if we ate at 5.30?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hello, love!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28So, I was thinking that maybe
0:15:28 > 0:15:31we should postpone Valentine's until tomorrow.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- You didn't wait too long to book a table, did you?- No.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37That would be silly, cos then all the tables would be booked.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39DOOR OPENS
0:15:39 > 0:15:41HANK GROANS AND SOBS
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Er... What's up with you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Nothing!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yeah, I can see that(!)
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I accidentally invited Ashley to the dance.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Well done, son. Ashley's great.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53She'd make a wonderful addition to the family.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Stan, they're kids.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57We're not exactly at the "addition to the family" stage yet.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59And we never will be.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I've known for her ages. I've seen her pick her nose.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07You can't go on a date with someone if you've seen them pick their nose.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- This is all your fault, Mum. - What? How is it my fault?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13You told me to try and do something to cheer Ashley up,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15so I sent her a Valentine's card.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- I didn't mean do that!- I give up!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20MUFFLED SCREAMS
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Good, I bought pizza.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33The food of love!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You know, I'm pretty sure that's music.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39You would say that, wouldn't you?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44MISS ADOLF GASPS
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Why are you smiling like that?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50And could you please stop?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57ALARM CLOCK RINGS
0:17:00 > 0:17:01ALARM STOPS
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Only a few hours until the worst dance of my life.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I'll be feeling awkward with Ashley, and wishing I was with Anya.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I think the smart thing to do in this situation
0:17:20 > 0:17:21is stay in bed all day.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Hank? Come on, you're not staying in bed all day.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Every time.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I like the "no touching" sign.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Miss Adolf demanded that they be 12 font sizes larger than last year.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45She's a woman who understands how passions can be inflamed.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47You're joking, right?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49OK, OK, you're not joking.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56Who could fail to fall under the spell of such a glittering goddess?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Do you think she got my card?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05William, I think tonight is going to be a lot of fun.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12So, guess what? Matthew Tomkins asked me to the dance.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I said I was going with you, but then I thought about it and...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17You'd rather go with him?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Yeah.- Thank goodness!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- But I thought you liked me? - I thought you liked me.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23You sent a card - with a panda on!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26It's a panda of friendship.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Look, shall we just pretend none of this ever happened?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Good plan.- So, are we good?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Yeah. She's going with Matthew Tomkins.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Solid choice. But the question is, who are you going with?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46She's just SO tall...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Well, looking up is cool - and besides, you need a date.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Everyone has a date. It's a th... - OK, I get it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Do you want to go to the Valentine's dance with me?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06No, I'm going with Ollie.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- She's going with Ollie. - Makes sense, he's massive.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Looks like you ran out of luck.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18But do you have to have a date?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19He really does.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Then the date doesn't have to be an actual date.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25If it's just about arriving with a girl... Well, then...
0:19:28 > 0:19:29This is a new low.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Mum, I am not going with Hank.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I have a date. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:40 > 0:19:43No, THIS is a new low.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48MISS ADOLF GASPS
0:19:50 > 0:19:53A tender rose, for a tender rose.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- MUFFLED:- Whmmm-hmm...- What?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03What are you doing?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Don't way a word, my angel.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Let me just drink you in.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12My goodness, your hair is so glossy.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's like a cocker spaniel.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Mr Rock, I really don't think that...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Don't say a word...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28MISS ADOLF SQUEAKS
0:20:28 > 0:20:31..because I have something very important to say to you.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37It was Bill the caretaker that sent you the card, not me.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Honestly...
0:20:44 > 0:20:48..the lengths some men will go to to hide their true feelings.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53'I'm trying really hard not to think about
0:20:53 > 0:20:55'everyone at the dance having fun.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58'I'm trying even harder not to think about Anya.'
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I'm failing.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Extra spicy salami?
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Averagely spicy salami didn't seem enough for this situation.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Thanks.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15This is hot!
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Hank, when have you ever followed the rules?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22But...if I go on my own, everyone will just look at me.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Yes. When you first walk in, by yourself, everyone will stare -
0:21:26 > 0:21:28for a second -
0:21:28 > 0:21:31then, they will turn and look at something else.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Happy Valentine's Day!
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Oh, and wait...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- DOG:- 'Ruff! I'm barking mad about you.'
0:21:50 > 0:21:52That is ridiculous -
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- and exactly what I wanted! - LAUGHTER
0:21:54 > 0:21:58How did you know what I was thinking?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I don't know. A good wife just does.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:21 > 0:22:23MUSIC GRINDS TO HALT
0:22:27 > 0:22:29DANCE MUSIC RESUMES
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Why aren't you here with Ashley?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I didn't send the card because I "like" like her.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48I sent it because she's my friend and I was worried I'd upset her.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51That's...actually really sweet.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Do you want to dance?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:23:26 > 0:23:27CHEERING
0:23:28 > 0:23:30'OK, back to reality.'
0:23:35 > 0:23:39If you want to knee slide, I don't mind.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I know you want to break your record.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Actually, there's something I'd like to do more.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Even I've got rules about some things.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I know having your tonsils out is only a minor operation,
0:23:56 > 0:23:58but she's going to be worried about it.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59- Hank can do it.- Do what?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Look after Katherine. - On top of looking after himself?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03How hard can it be?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Mum, Dad, Hank is an unfit guardian. We have to go home.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Ta-dah!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Congratulations, Henry. It's an empty box.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Exactly - camouflage!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16No, Hank. It really is just an empty box.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I don't believe it! She's gone!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Where's Katherine?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Now, I'm officially dead.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23DEATH CACKLES