0:00:39 > 0:00:42No...!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44OK, I know what you're thinking.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46But this definitely wasn't my fault.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Well, not completely.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49It all started with a drink...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51HE BELCHES
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Disgusting.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53I've done it, I've got enough cans!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I've collected over 500 - or was it 5,000?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Anyway, I've got a lot of cans
0:00:58 > 0:01:01for basketball hoops and basketball balls.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03"Ball balls" - that sounds weird.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05OK, what's happening?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07A drinks company, Goodness Fizz, is giving away free sports equipment
0:01:07 > 0:01:09to schools that collect their cans.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Everyone's doing it. - I'm not.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Schools shouldn't have to beg drinks companies for sports equipment.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's not just any drink, it's Goodness Fizz -
0:01:16 > 0:01:19it's good for you, it makes you strong.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Look.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Nnrrgghh...!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Mm, impressive(!)- Hank, how much of this stuff have you had?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I've only had, like, six today, and I still feel pretty great!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And I've got a lot of energy - look!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37But other than that...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40TUMMY RUMBLES
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Oh, that doesn't feel good. Excuse me.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46HANK RETCHES AND GROANS
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Because you've all been so super at collecting our cans -
0:01:58 > 0:02:01not least one Hank Zipzer,
0:02:01 > 0:02:05who has collected an incredible 4,291...
0:02:08 > 0:02:13..it is my total pleasure to present to Westbrook
0:02:13 > 0:02:16these top-of-the-range basketball hoops
0:02:16 > 0:02:21from your chums at Goodness Fizz, the fizz that cares.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25A round of applause for the delightful Ms Lufkin
0:02:25 > 0:02:26from Goodness Fizz.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Thank you, Mr Joy.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Please, call me Adam.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I will.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34THEY GIGGLE
0:02:34 > 0:02:36(Mr Joy!)
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yes, yeah...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Let's see this equipment in action.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Zipzer, do a hoop toss.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- A what? - Basket, erm, hoopy toss...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- What? - Just throw the ball.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49You want to know a secret?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I've never played basketball before.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hey, you never know - I might be brilliant at it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05BUZZER AND CHEERING
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Oi! Hurry up, Zitzer - we're waiting.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Go and stand over there with the other sporting dropouts.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'm sure those losers would welcome you with open arms.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40If they can open arms without pulling a muscle, that is.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Leave him alone, Nick.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I'll get this for you, Hank.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51APPLAUSE
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Yes...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Your equipment's seen better days, Adam?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Yes, the previous headmaster didn't take his responsibilities
0:04:00 > 0:04:02nearly as seriously as I do, Miss Lovely...
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I mean, Ms Lufkin.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Plus, it's ever so expensive.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Maybe we could help you with that.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10And call me Gabriella.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm intrigued, Gabriel...
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Ow!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Zipzer!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15HE CHUCKLES
0:04:17 > 0:04:20And, as it spins, the centrifugal force
0:04:20 > 0:04:23causes the separation of the molecules...
0:04:23 > 0:04:28Attention! Please stand for Ms Lufkin.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh, no, please, please, sit down for Ms Lufkin.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Now, having seen the decrepit state of your gym -
0:04:36 > 0:04:39as well as a lot of other things in the school...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41THEY LAUGH
0:04:41 > 0:04:43..we have decided to create
0:04:43 > 0:04:47the country's first-ever Goodness Fizz Elite Sports Centre,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49right here at Westbrook Academy.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51A round of applause for Ms Lufkin!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Oh! Oh, thank you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, I reckon that Westbrook Academy, plus Goodness Fizz,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01adds up to some top-quality education, right, guys?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yes, well, talking of education,
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I was actually trying to teach a lesson.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, my apologies, Miss...?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Adolf.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Really?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Well, I think Miss Adolf needs a bit of cheering up, don't you?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Let's go! Whoo!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22KLAXON BLARES RECORDING: Get your fizz on!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24UPTEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:26 > 0:05:28BOTH CHANT: Goodness Fizz tastes so yummy
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Good for your bones and good for your tummy.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Woohoo!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Carry on, Miss Adolf.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44BOTH: Goodness Fizz, fun and delicious!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47It's fluorescent and nutritious!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Woohoo!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Is that the Fit-Zopia One?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54The hologram football trainer?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57They are incredible.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00You can play against any professional footballer.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01In super-virtual 4-D!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03At any stadium on the planet!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05You can even smell the grass!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I can't believe I'm going to be able to play with the Fit-Zopia One
0:06:08 > 0:06:11in games this afternoon - get in!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh...! Oh...
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oops. Sorry!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Dude, you and sport just do not mix.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Enter.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Mr Joy, I've come to complain about Goodness Fizz
0:06:24 > 0:06:27advertising their product all over the school...
0:06:27 > 0:06:28O...K.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ah...!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I knew it was only a matter of time
0:06:32 > 0:06:34before you would come in here complaining, Zipzer.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36But, sir, students shouldn't have to be faced
0:06:36 > 0:06:39with advertising during lessons - it's brainwashing.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41That reminds me.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Good morning, students - this is an announcement.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47From now on, all non-Goodness Fizz drinks
0:06:47 > 0:06:49are banned from school premises.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Thank you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Now, where was I?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56The people at Goodness Fizz are helping us
0:06:56 > 0:06:57out of the goodness of their heart.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Perhaps that's why they're called "Goodness Fizz".
0:07:01 > 0:07:02But, sir, I just think...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I'm done listening, Zipzer.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Now run along and play whatever it is girls your age play.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Shops, is it?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Do you know anything about children?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I know that there's one too many of them in my office right now.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Off you pop.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25No, not on the list, over by the door, please.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26What's going on with Pav?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I think she's just been asked to stay in that group.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ouch.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Ah, so, Hank, Frankie and Ashley.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Let me just check my...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, dear.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37"Oh, dear"?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yes, sorry, Hank,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42this is now the Goodness Fizz ELITE Sports Centre.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Uh-huh...? - "Elite" means good.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Very, very good.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And based on your basketball display,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50you're a teensy bit not very good.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51So you can't come in.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53But that's not fair! We should all be allowed
0:07:53 > 0:07:55to play with the new equipment.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh, Frankie and Ashley are allowed,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59they're the kind of sporty types that Goodness Fizz wants.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02But you're...not.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Sowwy!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- In you go, guys.- No way, we're going to stay out here with Hank and...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- DANCE MUSIC PLAYS - Is that a DJ?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- And a ball pit?- Uh-huh.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Why not have a bit of fun with your fitness?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Go on, guys, I'll be fine.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- You're sure?- I'm sure.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Aw, not good enough to get in, Zitzer?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Get used to it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It'll be happening to you your whole life.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ah, Nick, isn't it?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28- It is.- Absolutely.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32OK, now I'm really mad.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39They don't know who they're messing with.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I'm going to take my hoops back.
0:08:42 > 0:08:48Now, we have to add precisely 4g of compound to the mixture.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53Any more, and the whole experiment is ruined.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55CHEERING, LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Oh...!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02BOTH CHANT: Goodness Fizz, all day long!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It cleans your teeth and makes you strong!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Goodness Fizz, it's a winner With your lunch or with your dinner!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11THEY CHEER
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Right, that's it! I've had enough of this nonsense!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And I've had enough of you, too - come here!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Yes, and I'm saying to you that that is not good enough!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27So tell Sampson that he's got 12 hours to sort it,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30or I will personally see to it that he never works
0:09:30 > 0:09:33in any company, country, in any universe ever again.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Understood?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, Miss Adolf, what can I do for you?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- I see you've been getting to know Robbie Rabbit?- Yes.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43It's about Robbie and his two energetic friends.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I demand that they stop interrupting my lessons at once.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh...have they been causing a bit of bother?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51They're disturbing my lessons continually.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- And you'd like me to get them to leave you alone?- Yes!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56- No.- No?!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What do you mean, "no"?
0:09:58 > 0:10:03You see, Miss Adolf, Robbie is the face of our product.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07And if Robbie goes, then the Elite Sports Centre goes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You wouldn't want to be responsible for depriving your students
0:10:10 > 0:10:16of the best possible environment in which to thrive, would you?
0:10:16 > 0:10:17No...
0:10:17 > 0:10:20In which case, apologise to Robbie Rabbit.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Sorry.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29"Sorry, Robbie Rabbit."
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Sorry...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36..Robbie...Rabbit.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Goodness Fizz, out, out, out! Goodness Fizz, out, out, out!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45What on earth is going...? Zipzer! What's all this noise?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47This is a student demonstration
0:10:47 > 0:10:49against the commercialisation of the syllabus.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- What?- We want you to stop advertising at us.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54"We"? You mean you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I speak for the whole student population when I say...
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Goodness Fizz, out, out, out! - Shh! Ms Lufkin will hear you!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I want her to hear me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04That's the point of a protest.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Goodness Fizz, out, out, out! - OK, shh, look, look, listen.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Tell you what, why don't we just forget all this silliness,
0:11:09 > 0:11:10you run back to class,
0:11:10 > 0:11:14and I'll see to it that your next report card is full of A*s.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18My report card is already full of A*s.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Well...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21And anyway, I will not be bribed.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I cannot be bought.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Goodness Fizz, out, out, out!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Not even for...? Hmm?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29No.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33'Get your fizz on!'
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Goodness Fizz...
0:11:34 > 0:11:35- Out, out, out! - In, in, in!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Erm... Yeah, name on the list, you can go in.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40So, what's the plan?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Plan?- To get in there. Aren't you working on a plan?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44To get INTO games?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46We spend all year trying to get out of it,
0:11:46 > 0:11:47why would we want to get in?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49We have just as much right
0:11:49 > 0:11:51to play with that new equipment as anyone else.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54New equipment just means new ways for us to be humiliated.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56We're better off here, away from it all.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00But that's not fair. We all deserve to play with that stuff.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So I say we get past those guys and get in there, yeah?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Fine.- Good. Now, I need someone who's prepared to wait out here
0:12:07 > 0:12:08and not go in.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Should have seen that coming.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Hi. How are you both?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Looking, uh...great.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19There's a package for you. It looks pretty heavy.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Make sure you keep your back straight.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Oi, you!- Get back here!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Open this door! Oi!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38See? I told you we could do it. Now, let's get in there.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oopsie! That was close.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You nearly went into the Elite Sports Centre by accident.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, well, no harm done, off you pop,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50while I deal with these two idiots for leaving their post.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Ladies and gentlemen,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57your classes are being turned into advertising billboards.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Goodness Fizz is selling you products when we should be...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:02 > 0:13:04BOTH CHANT: Goodness Fizz, here for free!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Come and take a can or three!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09No, don't go! That's what they want.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11They want to stop you from hearing the truth!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Oh, what's the use?- BOTH CHANT: Goodness Fizz, treats any holiday
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Lots of flavours from orange to salady!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28You skipped classes?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Yes.- To protest?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Yes.- Unbelievable.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Well done.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34- What?!- What?!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- I'm proud of you.- Really?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Yes, you're like a suffragette.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40You show 'em, comrades!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42All right, calm down, Che Zipzer.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45No! Emily's doing something she believes in,
0:13:45 > 0:13:46and I want to support her.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Well, I'm not sure I'm going to carry on.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50No-one's listening.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You're going to give up?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Did Marie Curie give up?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57No, she died.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00OK, look, maybe there's some other way you can make your point.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02In a more Emily way.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07I'll be in my room.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Roll up, roll up, see the incredible problem-solving mum.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Right here. Yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23OK, so what if we raise enough money to start our own sports centre?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25But it's only for people who are really bad at sport.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Sports centres cost hundreds of thousands of pounds, Hank.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Well, I've got...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34..£1.47.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35And a yo-yo.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I've got some string - string's useful.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Is he always like this?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Fine - we won't do that, we'll do something else.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50The thing is, Hank, we've got to be going.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Going? Where?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- You tell him.- No, you.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- OK, let's both do it.- OK.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56BOTH: Three, two, one...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58We've got basketball practice with Nick McKelty.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Hey, you didn't do it! - Sorry, I couldn't do it to him.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- What? Nick McKelty?- Yeah.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05The thing is, he started up a team and asked us to be on it, and...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That's fine. It's all right, go on.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Really?- Of course, go on.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11See you later.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Guess it's just you and me, Pav.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Dad, I need your help with a fight.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25You got into a fight?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Nice one, who with?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Stan!- It's a rite of passage.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29It's not a fight-fight.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32It's a fight to get me and my mates into the Elite Sports Centre.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh. Right. Well, there is a simple way.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- What's that? - Be good at sport.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Very helpful, Stan(!) - No, I'm being serious.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40If you want to punch with the heavyweights,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42you've got to be a heavyweight.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43But I'm not, I'm useless.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Well, with that attitude, you won't get anywhere.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47What's the one thing all champions have got?
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Goodness Fizz.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Self-belief. You have to believe that you can win.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55And once you believe it, your opponents'll believe it,
0:15:55 > 0:15:56you can't lose.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59So what you're saying is, if I call myself captain,
0:15:59 > 0:16:02my team will believe that we can beat anyone, and we will.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Actually... - Thanks, Dad, you're the best.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Don't forget your lunch, Hank.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- BOTH:- I know what I'm going to do! Bye!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- How did you do that? - It was easy, I just...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17just told him...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Got no idea.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27So that's where the cross trainers will go.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29And where will the happy trainers go?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31SHE LAUGHS
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh, Adam, you are silly!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37KNOCK ON DOOR
0:16:37 > 0:16:38What is it now, Zipzer?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41It's actually Ms Lufkin I've come to see, sir.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Aw, how lovely.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46And what can I do for you, little lady?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- I've been doing research into Goodness Fizz.- Oh, great!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50My research was in the nutritional information.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I've discovered something very interesting.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- And what's that? - It's junk.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Zipzer!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Goodness Fizz is 97% refined sugar and high-fructose corn syrup.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Hm...that is high-ish.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04It is. Watch this.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06This is my dad's lucky two-headed coin.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- HIGH-PITCHED:- Where's it gone?!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Exactly. - But...it's called "Goodness Fizz".
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Goodness. As in "good".
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Well, in this case, it's goodness as in "Goodness!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30"This is 500% of my recommended daily sugar intake!"
0:17:32 > 0:17:36So what happens now, little girl? Do you make a fuss?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Cause us to take away the Goodness Fizz Elite Sports Centre?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Yes.- No!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45It'd be such a shame, because it would mean cancelling our plans
0:17:45 > 0:17:48for the Goodness Fizz Elite Science Wing, too.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Exactly.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Wait, what? Science wing?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh, had I not mentioned it? Yes, we're building
0:17:53 > 0:17:55a state-of-the-art science department
0:17:55 > 0:17:57for Westbrook's best and brightest.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Be a shame if all these protests got in the way of that, wouldn't it?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yes...it would, it would be a real shame.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Excellent. There.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Now, let's see that Goodness Fizz grin.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Hee-hee!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Nick McKelty.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Basketball. Your team versus mine.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25In the playground, after school.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27You're joking, Zitzer.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Why do I demean myself by playing against you?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31WESTERN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What's the matter, Nick? Chicken?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- ALL:- Ooh...
0:18:35 > 0:18:36No, but...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Why?- Cos you're the best, Nick.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43If my team beats the best, we get to play in the Elite Sports Centre.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44You're not going to beat us.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Fine, then it's just another chance for you to humiliate me.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49How can you resist?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Fine. See you there.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Too easy.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58And what happens now?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I beat him.- Us, you mean. We're on his team, too.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Well, I'll beat you, too.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04We're pretty good. You haven't even got a team.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Don't worry, I've got it sorted.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11McKelty versus Zipzer, after school in the playground.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Hey, Pav - catch.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18McKelty versus Zipzer after school in the playground.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Hey, Pants - catch.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Hey, Cherie - catch.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I am not wearing that.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28McKelty versus Zipzer after school in the playground.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31McKelty versus Zipzer after school in the playground.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34McKelty versus Zipzer after school in the playground...
0:19:36 > 0:19:38They're having a basketball match
0:19:38 > 0:19:40after school in the playground, headmaster.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Really?- Mmm.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43How interesting.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Should we put a stop to it? - No, Miss Adolf.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50What better way to show off our elite team to Ms Lufkin
0:19:50 > 0:19:54than have them pummel Zipzer and his rejects?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58It'll be like David versus Goliath.
0:19:59 > 0:20:05Are you familiar with the story of David and Goliath, headmaster?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06No.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09But I'm sure that with a name like Goliath,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12he came out of it very well indeed.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Hmm.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16How's everybody feeling? Ready to go out there and win?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19No. Let's be realistic, Hank - McKelty's team is going to smash us.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21They will if that's your attitude.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24But what if we go out there like we've never played before?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- I HAVE never played before. - Exactly.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29There's always a first time for everything, including winning.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32This is our time, our chance to prove to people
0:20:32 > 0:20:35that we're not losers!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Come on!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Argh!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41And watch out for stray basketballs.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Good luck, everyone.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Stop running!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51On your way to your brother's misjudged basketball match, Emily?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Yes, miss.- Not protesting against the drinks company this afternoon?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I gave that up.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00It all seemed a bit...immature.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Ah...- I needed to look at the bigger picture.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Perhaps a little immaturity is just the thing.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Miss? - There's plenty of time in life
0:21:10 > 0:21:13for bigger pictures and compromise, Miss Zipzer.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Don't sell yourself short, hmm?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Yes, miss. You're right, miss. - Yes.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Excuse me, miss.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Don't run!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Sorry, miss.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31CHEERLEADERS CHANT
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Stay tight and we've got this.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Come on, guys, I know we can do this,
0:21:34 > 0:21:37just believe in yourselves, come on.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38WHISTLE BLOWS
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Captains!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Now as a devotee of basketball - well, netball -
0:21:45 > 0:21:46and of fair play,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I shall be refereeing this match.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Ready?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51- WHISTLE BLOWS - Go!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Dribble!- Defence!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Tackle, tackle him!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Get the ball, quickly! Over here!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Come on, we can do this.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Adam, come on.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- OK, now what? - Now you shoot it.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- I did it! I did it! - Of course you did!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23You're useless, all of you, complete waste of space.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Thanks, Captain. - Yeah, really encouraging(!)
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Don't tell me you want Zipzer's "believe in yourself" nonsense?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Let me show you real leadership.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Pass me the ball, I'll show you how it's done.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Out of the way, loser. - You'll have to go through me.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40If you say so.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Oi! - Too easy.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Goodness Fizz tells you lies!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46It makes you fatter than ten meat pies!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48It makes you spotty, it makes you sick
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I've found evidence it makes you thick!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Oh!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59What kind of second-rate, run-down, lawless hellhole
0:22:59 > 0:23:01are you running here, Joy?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Goodness Fizz will be taking their sponsorship somewhere else.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Hey, we won these basketball hoops fair and square.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Ugh, keep them! Come on, we're going to Eastbrook.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Gabriella! I thought we had something!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Fine, well, I'm keeping the Goodness Fizz underpants.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Nicholas McKelty!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21My office, NOW!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Guess we can count that as a win, then, can't we?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Hey, Pav. Signing up for hockey club?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I didn't know you played hockey. - I don't. Yet.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'm signing up for loads of stuff.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Hey, see you at practice tonight, yeah?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Practice?- We started a new basketball team.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Really? Nice job, Pav.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Ow! Ow!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53You want the perfect Christmas, we'll have the perfect Christmas.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55It's summer. You can't have Christmas in summer.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Is it Christmas already? - Only in Hanktown.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Drop those inches and get you back your ho-ho-ho.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Sounds like it's going to be full of fun.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03It'll be chaos.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Drop the pasta...!
0:24:05 > 0:24:06This is so relaxing.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Sorry I'm not perfect like you, Emily!
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Zipzers!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Level two? I'm putting this baby on ten!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16ALARM CLOCK RINGS
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I want you in that kitchen in 30 seconds.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Someone needs some Christmas spirit.