0:00:30 > 0:00:34For the most part, your essays were acceptable.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Mr Townsend, rudimentary but passable.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And Henry Zipzer.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Here we go again.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I can barely bring myself to say this, but...
0:00:47 > 0:00:48..A.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- What? BOTH:- What?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53No!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56THEY LAUGH EVILLY
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'Yes, I know this is an odd way to react to an A grade,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03'but trust me, this is the worst thing ever.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06'It all started when Mum got offered a new job.'
0:01:06 > 0:01:10So, it's a big, beautiful deli called The Crunchy Pickle,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12and the owners want me to run it.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13What's wrong with this deli?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Exactly. Is working with me so bad?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh, come on, Dad. This is a big opportunity for me.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21But is it safe?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I mean, employment in the food industry,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26it's highly unstable. What if they fire you?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, thanks for that vote of confidence. Why would they fire me?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Well, you do have a bit of a habit of losing your temper, love.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I have no idea what you are talking about.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Agh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41No! No! Agh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Take that!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46They have all forgotten about Mother's Day.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I was hoping for at least a nice meal,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50but I don't even think I'm going to get that.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Just Christmas fun.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Get out of my way.- I mean... - I think you better run.- OK.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Agh!
0:02:00 > 0:02:05OK, OK, I get your point. Well, it could be a bit of a risk.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Plus, it would mean that the whole family
0:02:08 > 0:02:11would have to move to America.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Say what?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Oh, yeah, because The Crunchy Pickle is just
0:02:14 > 0:02:15the biggest deli in New York.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19New York? That's, like, the most awesome city on earth.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I've always wanted to write about baseball!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24And America has a huge native lizard population.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Over 60 species of legless lizards alone.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- We have to go. - Emily's right. We have to go.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33This is weird.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I know. It's the first time we've agreed on anything ever.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Why would you want to be on TV anyway?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's a passive medium causing the decline of the attention span.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- What? Sorry, I stopped listening. - I still need you to do 164.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Pour the gravy into the serving jug. - I'm doing it!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- SHE GASPS - The plan. It's ruined.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Hank, you're so clumsy. - I'm just trying my best.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Sorry I'm not perfect like you, Emily.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Quod erat demonstrandum. You did it. Even Catherine could work it out.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Got lost, lizard breath. You always think I'm guilty.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06ALARM RINGS, HE GASPS
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Item number one failed.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I want you in that kitchen in 30 seconds.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Someone needs some Christmas spirit.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17OK, just to be clear, even though we agree on this,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20it does not make us...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- friends.- Eugh!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24What do you think, Dad?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Rosa, I'll miss you, of course, but I left Italy and came here
0:03:28 > 0:03:33on a great new adventure, and now you must do the same.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'll throw you a big party to celebrate.
0:03:36 > 0:03:42- You're not coming with us?- I can't. The Spicy Salami is in my blood.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43But I will come and visit, often.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46I'm getting too old for the cheek pinch,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48but I'll let him off just this once.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- BOTH:- America?- Isn't it the most awesome news you've ever heard?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Not really, no. - Going to miss you, dude.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You can come and visit me in New York.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05It has the best fast food in the world.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Burgers, hot dogs, pizza, fried chicken, pancakes, doughnuts!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Give me a second. HE SLURPS
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Better.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- When are you leaving? - Hmm, that depends on Miss Adolf.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25She's coming with you? Man, that does suck.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28No, but I heard Mum and Dad talking last night.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Don't worry about your dad, love. You heard him - he wants us to go.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37It's not so much my dad. It's more Hank I'm worried about.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It'll be a fresh start for him.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42You know, a chance for him to put all his disasters behind him.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Don't need to exaggerate. It's not that bad.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Rosa, we'll be lucky to have escaped without a lawsuit.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Whoa, whoa! - CRASHING
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Ooh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Agh!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Whoops.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25The key thing you need to make awesome pancakes, or Hancakes,
0:05:25 > 0:05:27is a frying pan. STAN HUMS
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Now you want to get some butter from the fridge...- Agh!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Dad, you completely ruined my fake accident.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I can't believe I'm going to be able to play with
0:05:36 > 0:05:38a Fit-Zopia One in games this afternoon.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Get...in!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Oh! Agh.- Oops.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Sorry.- Hmm, yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49OK, so, maybe a fresh start could be good for him.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51But he's been working really hard.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Look, there's even a tick on this page.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Maybe going to a new school might actually set him back.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Or, like a footballer transferring to a new club,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00it might turn him into the star striker.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Why does everything with you have to be about sport?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Tell you what, tomorrow, why don't we go and ask Miss Adolf
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- how he's getting on? - That's a good idea.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10And then, if he's doing really well,
0:06:10 > 0:06:12we can forget about the move and stay here.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, yeah. Thanks, love.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah, all right.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Back to bed?- Yeah.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29For the most part, your essays were acceptable.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Mr Townsend, rudimentary but passable.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Miss Wong, thankfully, up to your usual standard.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40And Henry Zipzer...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And this is where we came in.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46..well, I can barely bring myself to say this but...A.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49No!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- What's wrong, Hank?- Yeah, that's your first ever A.- I know!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55And this is going to stop me from going to the land of squeezy cheese.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Looks like you might be stuck here with us, dude.- Or maybe not.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01All I need to do is annoy Miss Adolf before my parents arrive.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05And that just happens to be my specialist subject.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Miss me? No need to give an answer.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Experience tells us it would only be the wrong one.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Ah!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Prank, Zipzer! You got Miss Adolf.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Come on. Don't look at me like that. It's cheeky.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You! What's your name?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Hannah, Miss. - That skirt is too short.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Knee length means at the knee, not above the knee.- Yes, Miss.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Now, don't be late for detention. - Detention, Miss?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Well, for the next month.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36You don't think you can vandalise a textbook
0:07:36 > 0:07:38and get away with it, do you?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Now, copy these into your notebooks neatly.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Who threw this missile?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- ALL:- Me, Miss! - Thanks, guys, but I've got this.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- It was me, Miss. - No, it wasn't Hank.- It was me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- No, it was me.- It was me. - No, it was me.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05They're taking the blame for me and totally ruining my plan.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I thought they were my friends. Why would they do that?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11THEY PLAY ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA
0:08:16 > 0:08:19OK, I think I've almost got it. That's it, pull me out.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Ugh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- ALL:- Yeah!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm starting a magic blog. Want to be in it?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30As long as I don't get sawn in half.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33That's so going in one of my videos.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Oh, my...- What do you think of the voice? Too much?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I could go a little higher or a little lower.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I've got these amazing friends, Frankie and Ashley,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and they're the reason I come to school.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45It's, like, without them, I'm a total underachiever,
0:08:45 > 0:08:46but with them, I can do anything.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I have the most awesome friends.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Why did I ever think I could leave them?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- OK, forget what I said. I'm staying right here.- Good.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Cos I'd hate you to miss out on your punishment for throwing this.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- BOTH:- But it was me! - Stop covering for him.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10This crime has Henry Zipzer written all over it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- See me after school. - This is a mess, guys.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16She's going to give Mum and Dad such a bad report,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18they're bound to move me to America.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Get back in her good books before your parents arrive.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22In five minutes? BELL RINGS
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Leave them to me.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Now, before you all go,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I am sick and tired of you all leaving my classroom
0:09:30 > 0:09:32resembling a pigsty.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I want this place cleaned up.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Is anyone listening to me?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38I am, Miss.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Let operation "make Miss Adolf say nice things about me
0:09:43 > 0:09:44"to my parents" begin.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Henry Zipzer!- Oh, no.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04My sword should never be touched.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It is not a toy.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Neither is it a litter-picking device.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Detention! Indefinitely!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, Miss Adolf sent me to show you the way.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Don't want you getting lost, now, do we?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, isn't Miss Adolf's classroom that way?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, no, the corridor's closed for a clean-up.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Don't ask, just be glad you didn't get the seafood surprise.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35OK.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39OK, we need to keep quiet, so shh!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Look, Catherine.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46These are all reptiles that are native to North America.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49It's important we make some new friends while we're over there.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52The eastern collared lizard looks nice. What do you think?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I know it's going to be hard, moving to a new country,
0:10:58 > 0:10:59but we've got to be brave.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04We've got lots of amazing memories to take with us, haven't we?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06SHE GASPS
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You got me.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12You pranked me and...I enjoyed it!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Who knows what happens to Captain Johansson and his crew?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I do. I finished it at 4.17 this morning.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19But it's 560 pages long.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23What can I say? I'm an outstanding human being.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Right, Catherine, I need you to keep a close eye on this gravy. No lumps.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- I am proud of you!- Really?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yes, you're like a suffragette.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You show 'em, comrade.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39(Mr Bakowski - he does not like to lose.)
0:11:39 > 0:11:43That's a pity because I really like to win.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49He's objectively a solid specimen with a symmetrical face,
0:11:49 > 0:11:53but I'm not usually interested in things like...fringes.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57But then I noticed his eyes sparkled...
0:11:58 > 0:12:01..which, of course, was obviously some trick of the light.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's funny how you don't start to miss a place
0:12:05 > 0:12:07until you're about to leave.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Haven't we been down this corridor twice already?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15No, no, definitely not.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- How...how big is this school? - Oh, it's big.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Um, actually, I need to go and check the map. Wait here.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23It's the same room!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I messed up. Change of plan.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Tell them Miss Adolf's busy and take them to see Mr Rock.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30He likes me. He'll give me a great report.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I feel sorry for all the other teachers -
0:12:32 > 0:12:35they don't stand a chance - because Hank Zipzer is in the house!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Mr Rock is the best. FANFARE
0:12:38 > 0:12:40He's way better... EXPLOSION
0:12:40 > 0:12:42..than the rest. QUACKING
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Hank! Will you make a speech tomorrow
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- explaining why I should be Westbrook's top teacher?- You bet!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I've got a spot at Glennington Rockstival next weekend.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Rockstival?- Yeah. - Hey, Mr Rock keeps rocking.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Hey! My great aunt used to hide in cupboards.- Thanks.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'm sorry, I'll explain later.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And then, of course, my great aunt thought that beavers could talk.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Haven't you heard of Zipzy and the Zipzers?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Did you get their latest single, Coughing Up Chicken?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10They're on in 20 minutes, come on.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Oh, I miss the Rock family Christmases.
0:13:12 > 0:13:18The tree, the food, Granny Rock, body surfing at midnight mass.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- That sounds awesome. - But he's American.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Won't he say it's an awesome place and that you should go?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Well, if it's so awesome, why is he living here?- Good point.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Mr Rock's away for the day.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29He's being inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Now what do we do?- Hey, Hank.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Miss Adolf sent out a search party to find us?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I just had the best idea ever.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Miss Adolf thinks it's best
0:13:38 > 0:13:40if you get an update on my progress from Mr Joy.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I'll go see if he's free now.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48So, you want to me to say nice things about you,
0:13:48 > 0:13:52so your parents would move you to a school in America?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Look, I had to lie or he wouldn't say nice things about me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Yes, sir.- So how long would you go for? Like, a term?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Forever.- Forever?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Like, no more Zipzers? No more school disasters?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09No more memos from your sister telling me how to run the school?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Come on, sir. We haven't been THAT bad.- Oh, please.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16You Zipzers have made being head teacher at this school
0:14:16 > 0:14:18an utter nightmare.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23Your son is a one-boy crimewave and he must be stopped.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I've come to complain about Goodness Fizz
0:14:25 > 0:14:28advertising their product all over the school. OK...
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Ah! I knew it was only a matter of time
0:14:31 > 0:14:34before you would come in here complaining, Zipzer.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Look what one of your little hooligans has done to me.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Oh, hi, Miss Zipzer.- Hi, Mr Love!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42What on earth is going on here?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45There seems to be a mistake with the timetable, Mr Joy.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Zipzer! My office now.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I've been doing some research into Goodness Fizz.- Oh, great.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- I've discovered something very interesting.- What's that?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- It's junk.- Zipzer!- This is my dad's lucky two-headed coin.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Where has it gone?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Don't listen to him! He's an exchange student from a zoo.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Might I ask how the observations are going?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I've shown her all the broken Bunsen burners.- Oh, have you?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19How wonderful.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Next up, the faulty lock on the toilet cubicle...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I don't think the inspector's interested in looking at toilets.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Why don't you just...?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I said enough!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33OK, we haven't exactly been...easy.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35But if you want rid of us,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37all you have to do is big me up to Mum and Dad.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42We'll make a list of nice things to say about you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Right, go.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51There's actually nothing in my mind.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Me neither.- Ah!
0:15:55 > 0:15:56- No.- No?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- OK, how about we just make stuff up? - We're going to have to.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09OK, tell them about the time I saved the school from burning down.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Where did the baby come from?
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Who cares? It sounds heroic. - It does.- Hmm.- What else?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32What about the time Miss Adolf gave me a trophy
0:16:32 > 0:16:34for my amazing school work?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Congratulations, Henry.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39FANFARE PLAYS
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Hooray!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- They'll never believe that.- Never.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45How about...?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48FANFARE PLAYS ON THE KAZOO
0:16:50 > 0:16:52He's won an award for the best pupil
0:16:52 > 0:16:56with a surname that begins with the last letter of the alphabet?
0:16:56 > 0:17:02He was up against some stiff competition from Sally, um...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Z? Um, Zeppelin.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07But Hank was the obvious choice.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12He's improved so much in his time at Westbrook, I can't tell you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- I have to say, this is not what we were expecting to hear.- No.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Ah, just the people. Your son is the worst-behaved student
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I've ever had the misfortune to teach.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Yeah, that's what we were expecting to hear.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Wait a second, Miss Adolf. Let's not be too hasty.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Hank has made marvellous progress recently.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What on earth are you talking about?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34He's been an unteachable disaster since day one.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36What Miss Adolf is trying to say
0:17:36 > 0:17:41is he's a spirited boy with a creative imagination.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44No! I mean he's a disruptive terror
0:17:44 > 0:17:47who delights in challenging my authority in front of the class.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Precisely.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52He's a breath of fresh air who keeps teachers on their toes.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58In my experience, the fault usually lies with poor parenting skills
0:17:58 > 0:18:01and a lack of discipline in the home. Hmm.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Excuse me?- I beg your pardon?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Did I mention the time
0:18:06 > 0:18:10when Hank saved a baby from a burning building?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Yeah, I think we're done here.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14You know, he's clearly not getting the education he needs here,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17so maybe a move to America will do him the world of good.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19That's wonderful news!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22No more Hank! I mean, oh, no!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25What a loss to our school.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Do you need any help booking flights?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Cos I can happily do that for you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Yes!- Come on, Hank, we're leaving.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Thanks for trying, guys.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Come to my leaving party, though, yeah?- Yeah, see you.- Bye.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Hopefully, I'll find a way to fit in in New York.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Ow! I always thought it was an ice cream.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I don't think Dad's taking this move very well.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- HE LAUGHS - He looks OK to me.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Maybe it's not such a good idea.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Rosa, everybody worries like this before a life-changing decision.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15You know, you wonder if you're making a huge mistake.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh, yeah, like when before we got married. Hmm.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23America will be good for us. Just wait and see.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26OK.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- I'm really going to miss you guys. - We're really going to miss you, too.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I have to go to a new school and make new friends and...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Mum's getting a bit nervous about going.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Go and see her and get her back on side.- I want to stay, too!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Well, you were really excited about going this morning.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42HE SIGHS
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Please tell me you still want to go to America.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Yes, of course.- Oh, that's a relief.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56But...Catherine's having second thoughts about it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, is she?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Well, that's understandable.- I mean,
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- what if the other lizards don't like her?- Are you kidding?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- They're going to love her. - Really?- Yeah!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12She's smart and funny.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15She knows a lot about lizards.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- Oh, Pete. You're OK about us going away, aren't you?- Of course!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29We must be strong, you and I.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32The decision has been made and we have to see it through.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34My thoughts exactly.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Oh.- Oh.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42And I will remember the good times. Always.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45That's right, Pete. Stride it out.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, my goodness. This is so relaxing!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Trust me, Stan, I worked off at least double this!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Feel the burn, baby.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55No, no pasta.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- It's time to get serious. Don't! - HE MUMBLES
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Give me the pasta! Give me the pasta.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07THEY YELL
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Don't eat the soup!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14No! Poison!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17April fool!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20What do you know about singing?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Fair enough.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31- ALL:- No!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Maybe we'll stay at mine tonight.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Mio figlio! - HE SOBS
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Vita mia. Goodbye, my topolino!
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Ciao, ciao, my little pulpetti.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Rosalina bella!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I'm going to miss you so much!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12OK. OK, fine.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Forget America. We're staying here.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- SHE GASPS - I am so glad you said that, Stan.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23- This is our home. This is where we belong.- Yeah! Yeah.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Well, let's cancel the leaving party.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Yeah! - THEY CHEER
0:22:27 > 0:22:31No, let's have a staying party! Yeah!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Henry Zipzer! I've just found out you're going to America.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38This is the kind of lax parenting I was talking about.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40How am I supposed to finish moulding Henry
0:22:40 > 0:22:43into a passable human being if he's on the other side of the Atlantic?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- We're not going, Miss. - You may be prepared
0:22:45 > 0:22:47to give up on him, but I am certainly not.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I refuse to let him leave the country.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- We're not going, Miss Adolf.- What?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Hank will be at school tomorrow morning.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Oh, right. Well, good.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Er, yes. Well, that's...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02..business as usual, Henry.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I shall see you tomorrow on time.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08You're not going, Miss Adolf!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12You are staying! And celebrating!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- SPEAKS ITALIAN - Ah!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Dancing! - MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- May I have this dance, Mrs Zipzer?- You may.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- I will try not to step on your toes. - THEY LAUGH
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh! Ah.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- How can people dance to this? - Play some house.- Bassline.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- DANCE MUSIC PLAYS - Oh! This is awful!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Look at that. There really is no place like home.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- Come on, guys. Let's show them how it's done.- Yeah, let's do it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yeah! Go on, Miss A!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Yes! Nice one, Frankie.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Go on, Hank!