0:00:30 > 0:00:33- ALL:- Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I can't believe I'm about to deliberately face-plant
0:00:36 > 0:00:37into a bowl of custard.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Wait. Let's go back to when this whole thing started.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44It was just another boring Monday morning at school, until...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Take out your mobile phones. I've got something I want you to see.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Mr Joy, if it's another one of your talent show audition videos,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53then it's still a no from me. BUZZER
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- And me. - BUZZER
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- And everyone. - BUZZERS
0:00:57 > 0:01:02You will do as I say, before I expel the entire school.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04OK, fair enough.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Say hello to the World Wide Westbrook,
0:01:08 > 0:01:10the school's very own intranet.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12You can rest assured all my audition tapes are there,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15listed by the wow factor.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Soul Sensation is my personal favourite.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23# I say girl, girl, girl
0:01:23 > 0:01:27# You make my head spin like I'm double jointed
0:01:27 > 0:01:31# You make my heart beat triple time
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# I said, triple time... #
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- HE SINGS ALONG - # In triple time. #
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- It's good.- Wow!- Wow!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Wow, indeed. I understand that we need more content,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44so start making videos and vlogs and sharing them
0:01:44 > 0:01:46with the rest of the school.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49As long as none of you are more talented than me.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51That sounds ridiculous out loud.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Anyway, as you were.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55# Triple time... # You can sing along if you want, it's fine.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56It's easy. It's easy.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58# I said triple time...! #
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Finally, a school project I can do well in.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03No-one can see your spelling mistakes when you're talking.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Don't bother, Zitzer, you'll only mess it up like everything else.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oh, yeah? I say my vlog can get more views than yours.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12I'll take that challenge. It's going to be too easy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Is competing with McKelty a good idea?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16There is no contest. I have the perfect vlog.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Something I know more about than anyone else.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Accidentally spraying your neighbour's dog pink?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Food.- Ah. Yeah, that too.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Hello, Westbrook. Today I'm going to be giving you some cool tips
0:02:36 > 0:02:39on the hottest foods. Let's check out what's in the fridge.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Er, sometimes the door gets a bit stuck.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46You've got to give it a big pull.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48HE GROANS
0:02:49 > 0:02:53My friend Ashley says that frozen peas are good to reduce swelling
0:02:53 > 0:02:57and they're tasty to eat. It says here you need to boil them
0:02:57 > 0:02:58for two...
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Whoa!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Aww! Oww!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Salami. It's like sausage, but better.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Papa Pete says it's the food of the gods.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11He also says that about pasta.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13And olives.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Hank, you'd better not be eating that salami!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20So, there's my first tip on what foods are hot right now.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Actually, that is SO hot!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24So, so hot!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ugh! Ugh!
0:03:32 > 0:03:37Ugh! That's disgusting. Oh, it burns!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Zipzer.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- McKelty.- Here to pick up Nick.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Cricket club. He's been selected as the opening batsman.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'm here to pick up Emily. Science club.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58She's been selected as the opening...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Bunsen burner person.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Mr Zipzer, I am so glad I caught you before you left.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I've got a major problem with my adult choir.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I'm going to put it in sports terms - we're on the 30-yard line.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13We've got four seconds to go.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14We are down by two.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17You do know that American football is really just a poor man's rugby?
0:04:17 > 0:04:23OK, if you help me with my choir, I will call soccer f...
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- ..football.- OK, I'm listening.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- What's the problem?- We have a big concert next weekend,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31and I've got a tenor with tonsillitis.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, sorry, singing is not really my thing.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Plus I've got deadlines to catch...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Don't waste your time with him, Mr Rock.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39If it's a singer you need, look no further.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Can you sing tenor?- I can sing... # Bass...
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- # Tenor... # - HIGH-PITCHED:- # Even soprano! #
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Welcome to the adult choir.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Whoa, wait a minute. You asked me first.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- But you just said no. - After thinking about it,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- I think I would like to join. - All right, I'll tell you what.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Since you both want to be in it,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59we'll have an audition right here tomorrow night at six o'clock.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02We'll be here. # At six.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- # At six!- At six! #
0:05:05 > 0:05:07OK, boys. Boys. Hold it!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Let's not shatter a window.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- 'Hello, Westbrook.' - Honestly, it's tragic.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You clearly haven't the slightest idea about mise-en-scene
0:05:19 > 0:05:21or Eisenstein's theory of montage.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yeah, like those are actually things!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26It is a teensy bit rough around the edges, Hank.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Rough around the edges? I seem smoother cactuses.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Cacti.- Bless you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32It's really bad, isn't it?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34No, it's not really bad, Hank.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You can always shoot it again.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38At least you've had a rehearsal now.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Oh, OK.- Perhaps this time you could give advice about calories,
0:05:41 > 0:05:46fat content and additives, rather than just what tastes awesome.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Like I need tips from you!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Says the boy who can't even open the fridge door!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52What? Who said that?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58'This is a Soppressata Toscano salami.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00'It is also like a sausage.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04'I rank it 23rd on the Hot 40 Salami list.'
0:06:04 > 0:06:05What do you think?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Good. Good. It was really...
0:06:10 > 0:06:11..in focus.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14And the sound was working. You could totally hear the chewing.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16You didn't like it?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Maybe there was just a bit TOO much about salami.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Dude, it was like rush hour at Salami Central.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24OK, I'll add some new stuff, but it's got to beat McKelty's.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'm sure it would be a SALAMI dunk!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Like slam dunk, but with salami?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32My talents are wasted here.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40That's all from Hank Zipzer, Westbrook's finest foodster.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- STAN DOES VOCAL WARM-UP - How are you doing, champ?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Dad, I was vlogging.- It looked more like you were choking.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Anyway, I thought you finished your "masterpiece" ages ago.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I have. I just need to upload it.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Right. There you go. I'm off to school to witness my triumph.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59In your face, McKelty.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Honestly, why does everything have to be a competition?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05A bit of healthy competitive spirit never hurt anyone.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Well, except in boxing. Oh, and karate, obviously.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10BELL RINGS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14'Welcome to my essential grooming tips...'
0:07:14 > 0:07:17McKelty is giving grooming tips? This should be a laugh.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20'It's important to keep your eyebrows under control.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21'It is eyebrows - plural.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25'You must have two, which means you need to keep your brow gap clean
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- 'and tidy.'- My food vlog is SO going to beat McKelty.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29'Say goodbye to those monobrows
0:07:29 > 0:07:32'and hello to those fabulous-looking follicles.'
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I mean, who would want to watch that?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Oh, come on.- I totally need to get some new tweezers.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You can't seriously be interested in that?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Well, the eyebrows do frame the face, Hank.- Do they?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47OK, well, whatever keeps you happy.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, look, it's Zitzer.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Bottom of the ratings.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Guess who's top.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56You're officially a loser - online and off.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, yeah? Then how come his hits are going up?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- They are?- How?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01'Let's check out what's in the fridge.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- 'You've got to give it a big pull.' - This isn't the vlog you showed us.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, no.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I've uploaded the wrong video.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09That's got all the bloopers in it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Just go with it, dude. You are a hit.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- You've gone viral.- You're a one-hit wonder, Zitzer.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18My next vlog, The Top Ten Hair Products You Simply Must Own,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20will put me right back on top.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27It's on me. I get them free anyway.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Nice!- Frankie, focus.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32How am I going to keep the number-one spot?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Honestly, you'd better start praying for some seriously good bloopers.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Stop.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I'm surprised you bothered turning up.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I think we both know who will get the seat on the choir.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50That's a nice outfit. Are you wearing that for a dare?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54All right! Good evening, gentlemen.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57What do we have? Two singers. One spot in the choir.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I say we solve this with a good, old-fashioned sing-off.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Gentlemen, start your engines.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05HE DOES VOCAL WARM-UP
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Pah-pah-pah
0:09:07 > 0:09:10# Papetty-papetty-papetty-papetty pah! #
0:09:13 > 0:09:14HE COUGHS
0:09:14 > 0:09:17That's it, is it? That's your vocal warm-up?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- A cough? - That is all some of us need.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22OK, if you can sing these tongue-twisters,
0:09:22 > 0:09:28you can sing anything, any time, anywhere. Nick, you lead us off, OK?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30OK, here we go.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36# I am the very model of a modern Major-General
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
0:09:38 > 0:09:41# I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
0:09:41 > 0:09:44# From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
0:09:47 > 0:09:49# I'm very well acquainted, too with matters mathematical
0:09:49 > 0:09:53# I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
0:09:55 > 0:09:58# With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
0:10:01 > 0:10:03# I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
0:10:06 > 0:10:11# In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral-l-l-l
0:10:11 > 0:10:17# I am the very model-l-l-l-l
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# Of a modern Major-General. #
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Well, that was a good, clean fight, generals.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And the winner is...the choir.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You can both join.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- You were flat.- You were sharp.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I take it there's a solo spot in the concert?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- There is.- Pick me.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- # Pick me!- Pick me!- Pick me! - Pick me!- Pick me!- Pick me! #
0:10:40 > 0:10:41You know what, gentlemen?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You work it out yourselves.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Hey, guys, my problems are solved -
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'm not going to make a vlog any more.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm going to make a movie.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Aliens Versus Dinosaurs.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Dude, what happened?- We're pretending I've broken my leg.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Pretending? That looks really gross.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's all about the application of fake blood.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02- Want a go?- OK.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Why don't we paint an alien trying to eat its way out of your leg?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Then you can be in my movie. - Dude, movies take months to make.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Stick to the bloopers.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Wait a second.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I could fake the accidents.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No-one could tell the difference.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You know what? Faking accidents can actually be dangerous.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20I just need something to trip over.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23There's got to be something in here somewhere.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24You can see and hear me, right?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Trust me. This is going to be epic.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34The key thing you need to make awesome pancakes - or HANCAKES -
0:11:34 > 0:11:40is a frying pan. Now, you want to get some butter from the fridge... STAN SINGS
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Dad, you completely ruined my fake accident.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Actually, you stay there. I'll trip over you.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48But no singing.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55- ALL:- Oooh!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Didn't that hurt? - For about three hours.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00But it was totally worth it when I saw the look on McKelty's face.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02You so faked that accident.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Oh, look. Your lame vlog is second place behind mine.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09My vlog on getting rid of troublesome spots
0:12:09 > 0:12:10will deal with you, Zitzer.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13The only troublesome spot around here
0:12:13 > 0:12:14is where you're standing, McKelty.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16'So, we supported the leg.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20'Now I'm going to show you how to reset the bone!'
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Ew!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Next I want to try taking out a fake appendix.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28How about you do it for real, on me, while I'm falling off a ladder?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31No, no! No real surgery.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I swear you're holding me back.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37HE HUMS
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Holy macaroni.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Will you look at all those zeros?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42And there's a number in front of it.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43That doesn't usually happen.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Being part of the choir, I've realised
0:12:45 > 0:12:47how underfunded the department is.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48I just want to do my bit.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Let's hear it for Mr McKelty.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Please, call me Mick.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Listen, with a cheque like this, I'll call you Tallulah.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59You should have seen the size of the cheque.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Bigger than his ego.- I'm sure Mr Rock won't give him a solo
0:13:02 > 0:13:03just because he flashed some cash.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Maybe I should just pull out now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07That way I won't have to see the smug look
0:13:07 > 0:13:09on McKelty's face when he gets picked.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Sometimes you've just got to know when to throw in the towel.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Rubbish.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18If the song is inside you, it must come out.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Thanks for the advice, Pete,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21but maybe you should stick to making pizzas.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Listen to me, Stan.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25With just a little training,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28I'm sure your voice could be spectacular.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Yeah, right. What do you know about singing?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35# Jammo, jammo 'ncoppa, jammo ja
0:13:35 > 0:13:41# Funiculi, funicula, funiculi, funicula
0:13:41 > 0:13:47# 'ncoppa, jammo ja, funiculi, funicula! #
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Fair enough...Coach.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56HE SINGS LOUDLY
0:14:04 > 0:14:08THEY SING CONTINUOUS NOTE, STAN COUGHS
0:14:20 > 0:14:21# A, E, I, O, U... #
0:14:21 > 0:14:25THEY SING SCALES
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Yes!- Yes!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45'Ouch! My face!'
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You keep this up, I won't need to fake my first-aid videos.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50It's nothing.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Just a scratch. And it's totally worth it to beat McKelty.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55I think you should stop while you can still walk.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Rule number one, Frankie - always keep the fans happy.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Thank you.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Thank you, everybody. Thank you very much.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- You're very welcome.- Hank.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Hank.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Let's go. It took hours last time.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'm here all week.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20# Funiculi, funicula, funiculi, funicula
0:15:20 > 0:15:26# 'ncoppa, jammo ja, funiculi, funicula! #
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Bravo!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Mr Rock HAS to give you the solo.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Well, there is only one way to make sure.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42ALL: Trip! Trip! Trip!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44The problem with being a viral hit
0:15:44 > 0:15:46is that you don't always get to eat your lunch.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Textbook. That's a ten from the Russian judge.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Great work on the video, Zitzer.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05They've got a permanent online record
0:16:05 > 0:16:07of what a joke you are, for everyone to see forever.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You're just jealous.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10So jealous.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Because I wish I could have custard in my face.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Are you OK?- I'm fine, I think.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19That's good cos you've got a whole lot of fans
0:16:19 > 0:16:21ready and waiting for more.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Hi!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Hi, Mr Rock.- Hey!- I just thought I'd pop in on my way to...
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Um, on my way to...work. - I thought you worked at home.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I took the scenic route. Anyhoo, just to show my appreciation
0:16:38 > 0:16:41for all the hard work you've done with the choir,
0:16:41 > 0:16:43some Italian pastries from my wife's deli.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Wow, they look delicious.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You and Mick are spoiling me today.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- You what?- Yeah.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55I got him two tickets to Wimbledon.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Men's final.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Seats in the Royal box, plus access to the five-star dining lounge.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04And Mick is also helping me clean all the instruments
0:17:04 > 0:17:05before the concert.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Maybe I could help too, so he doesn't have to do it solo.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Not a problem for me!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18ALL: Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip! Trip!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Get him! Get him! Get footage!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I want to see him trip!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Trip! Trip! Trip!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Getting tired of being the clown, Henry?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41No, Miss.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Just taking a break from my millions of fans.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46The only thing they are fans of is you making a fool of yourself.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49You don't know what you're talking about, Miss.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50I'm a viral sensation.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52The internet is for imbeciles.
0:17:52 > 0:17:5410% of it is kittens riding tortoises,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57the rest is laughing at other people's expense.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Your fans only like you when you're flat on your face.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03You're wrong, Miss. You'll see.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Aargh!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Aargh!
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Stop moving!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18THUD!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Right again.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Wow, what a great job!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29I could eat my lunch off this, which I think the children already did.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31OK. I'll see you guys at the concert.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- What about the solo? - Have you made a decision yet?
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Oh! Yes, I've made a decision! And the solo is going to...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44IMITATES DRUMROLL
0:18:44 > 0:18:46..neither of you. If you're going to bribe me, you've got to do
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- a lot better than that. - I wasn't trying to bribe you.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50All right, maybe a little.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Could I, um, have those Wimbledon tickets back?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Yes, you can.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57But, Stan, I'm so sorry.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'm keeping those pastries. Wow!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Listen, you cannot have a solo,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05but you guys can do a duet.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07No, I don't think our voices go together.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10My voice would just overpower his.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13I disagree. I think this rivalry has got to end right now.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Now, shake hands.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Like you mean it.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22You can let go now. Let go.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Ha-ha! He let go first!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Oh, you guys!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35So, all this happened because of your stupid vlog, did it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Everyone has uploaded my skateboard fail.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I am numbers one to ten in the rankings.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42McKelty is nowhere. I'm like a daredevil hero.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45You're more like a human crash-test dummy.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47With the emphasis on "dummy".
0:19:47 > 0:19:49You can't REALLY have done all that just to beat Nick McKelty.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Yes, imagine going to such lengths to beat your rival, eh, Stan(?)
0:19:53 > 0:19:56That's completely different. That's real life, not just the internet.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59No more blogging for you, Hank. Give us your phone.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03It's for your own safety. And now I imagine that your father
0:20:03 > 0:20:06has some very serious words to say to you.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Actually, no.- What?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Why?- I've got to go on vocal rest for tonight
0:20:11 > 0:20:13if I'm going to beat Mick.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Loser.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Number one, McKelty.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Read it and weep.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Hank, come on, just let it go.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34How am I going to keep this number-one spot
0:20:34 > 0:20:36when I've got these stupid crutches.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well, I'm starting a magic blog.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Want to be in it? - As long as I don't get sawn in half.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43That is SO going in one of my videos.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to our little hoedown,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50featuring songs from the American frontier.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Howdy!
0:20:52 > 0:20:57First up we have Mick McKelty and Stan Zipzer,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00with Bury Me Not On The Lone Prairie.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01APPLAUSE, STAN AND MICK ARGUE
0:21:03 > 0:21:05MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
0:21:14 > 0:21:21# Oh, bury me not on the lone prairie
0:21:21 > 0:21:30# These words came low and mournfully
0:21:30 > 0:21:39# From the pallid lips of the youth who lay
0:21:39 > 0:21:49# On his dying bed at the close of day... #
0:21:49 > 0:21:50I've been doing this segment.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53And you're out of tune.
0:21:53 > 0:22:01# Oh, bury me not on the lone prairie
0:22:01 > 0:22:09- # Where coyotes howl and the wind blows free... # - MICK HOWLS
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Ow, ow, owww!
0:22:11 > 0:22:18# In a narrow grave just six by three
0:22:18 > 0:22:25# Oh, bury me not on the lone prairie... #
0:22:25 > 0:22:28You've just done your bit! I do a bit and then you do a bit.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31And you're out of tune. Out of tune.
0:22:31 > 0:22:39# And the cowboys now as they roam the plain... #
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Ow!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Stop filming. That's my dad, it's not funny.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Are you sure, Henry?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I thought this sort of thing was supposed to be hilarious.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You can borrow MY phone if you like.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Right again.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08You know, it's historic that a lot of hoedowns in cowboy folklore ended
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- in a fist fight. - You're lying on my arm.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Right, our next act will be up very shortly.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Can you walk?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Looks like you're not the only crash-test dummy.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24With emphasis on the "dummy".
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Guess it's not as hard making a fool of yourself as I thought.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Hmm?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32If I'd known even you could do it, I'd never have bothered.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34You are for it now.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Agh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39The Alien Adventures is all that's on anyone's mind.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41On the news, on the web, on the street.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44We've got the books. Hot off the press!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Pupils cluttering up corridors as they read it.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Can we just talk about something else?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Not everyone is obsessed by The Alien Adventures.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Everyone's doing this thing that I can't do. It's rubbish.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, my days. That is...
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Unbelievable!- Kathleen Murray herself, The Adventures' creator,
0:24:00 > 0:24:04has agreed to come for a book signing tomorrow afternoon!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Zitzer did this! Get him!