0:00:39 > 0:00:43Psst, down here, it's me.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Trapped in a sofa under some teachers.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48This is not the way I expected things to happen
0:00:48 > 0:00:50when I decided to do something good.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53OK, let me explain the story "so far".
0:00:53 > 0:00:54SOFA, get it?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Nope.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Nope. Nope, nope.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Nope, nope. Nope.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Could you be more messy?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Nope.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You should keep your books filed using the Dewey Decimal System.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11I've just tidied up in here!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Found it! It was under Dad's football boots.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh, thanks, Hank.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- They're a bit dirty, aren't they? - Yeah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25What? Right, enough. That is enough.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Does no-one else care about the state of this flat?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Look at it!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Look, there's plates everywhere, there's congealed tomato ketchup,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36there's coffee grounds on the floor...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39How did a sock get on the mug tree?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41DOOR SLAMS
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Oh, perfect.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Today is a special day,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50a very special day,
0:01:50 > 0:01:56for today, Westbrook Academy gets to host a surprise teaching inspection.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58He loves that word, "special".
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Where some see falling standards, I see transformation.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Where some see surprise inspections,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I see Mr Joy, super-head.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10The question is, what do you see?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I don't think you want me to answer that question.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22It's unbelievable. It's like they think that cleaning fairies
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- pop out of the cushions the minute their backs are turned.- Kids!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27No, it's not just the kids, it's Stan.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I mean, how hard is it to clean a plate?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, but it's always the woman's job, isn't it?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Men have a higher tolerance of filth.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35But you keep this place tidy.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Ah, but I was taught by the best.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39When I started working at my father's deli,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43He let everything lie around for a week just to teach me
0:02:43 > 0:02:47how quickly things can get out of control if you don't clean up.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49That's a good idea.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yes, we had 15 cases of food poisoning and one lengthy
0:02:51 > 0:02:56court case, but it really taught me the importance of hygiene.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yes, that is a really good idea.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ah, Inspector, what a pleasure to have you here.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- What a lovely suit.- Grr.- What would you call that, midnight blue?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13A head teacher once tried to influence me.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14I ate his packed lunch.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Cold baked beans and an ice smoothie.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Yes, it's this way.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Hey, guys. Oh, give me a go at that. - I don't know, Hank.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Why, what's the problem?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I've got problems with throwing. They think it'll go in my eye.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- It might go in my eye.- Or his eye.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Or my eye.- Or her eye.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Guys, I promise, no beans are going in anyone's eyes.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh, nice, you got it, dude!
0:03:50 > 0:03:51HE SPLUTTERS
0:03:51 > 0:03:53He's choking!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54And if I might show you inside,
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I'm sure you'll find an environment which prioritises excellence.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Grr.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Ah!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13- FRANKIE:- Let's go!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Whoa, did you see that?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yeah, that was my first-ever Heimlich manoeuvre.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- It was amazing! Give him another bean.- No way.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Let's get to class before either of you two
0:04:25 > 0:04:27start hurting any more teachers.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Ashley, you just saved my life.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I know. Thanks so much, I loved it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:398:59 - the patient's respiration has returned to normal with no
0:04:39 > 0:04:41apparent damage to the airways.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Miss Adolf, this is impressive.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49It's so... What is it?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52It's a plan, Mr Rock, for your next lesson.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- A lesson plan.- Mm-hmm.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You know, I've seen one in the wild.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Yeah, I actually think I have a lesson plan here.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04There it is.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08"Teach and inspire children."
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Inspiration has no place in the classroom.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'll tell you what has no place in the classroom, Miss Adolf.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Let me show you, OK? All right? This has no place in...
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do that a little later.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Mr Rock, your slack, freewheeling attitude may have impressed
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- the low-lives in backstreet discotheques...- Arenas.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Impressed those low-lives in major international arenas.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It will not impress the school's inspector.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, you think I'm going to make you look bad.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I hardly think your ill-prepared teaching provision is likely
0:05:40 > 0:05:42to impact on MY assessment.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45No, your sunny disposition and guidance for all the kids -
0:05:45 > 0:05:47that will handle that.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You honestly think you are going to get a better grade than me?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Oh, are you up for a challenge? - I most certainly am.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Game on!- Oh.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56No.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57No!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04In your places!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Books out. Now!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Sorry, got a bit waylaid.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15It was Mr Rock's fault.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Right, so, if you could...- Grr.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Problem?- Er, no.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Right, class, if you could turn to page...- Grr.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Are those arranged using the Dewey Decimal System?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34No, I don't think it...
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Grr.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- BELL RINGS - Bella! All right, get out of here.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Now, if you enjoy the lesson, I want you to write a good review,
0:06:44 > 0:06:45give it to the inspector.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47If you didn't enjoy the lesson, report to the nurse,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49get a memory wipe.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Hank, I sense something is wrong. What's going on?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Ashley saved my life today. - Oh, that is a terrible thing!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Of course that's the reason to be down.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02It's not that, I... I want to pay it back to her
0:07:02 > 0:07:04but she's acting like I did HER the favour.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06OK, you know what I do when somebody does me a favour
0:07:06 > 0:07:08and I can't pay them back?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I pay it forward, do somebody else a favour.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Find somebody in need and pass them on the mojo,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15make the world a happier place.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I don't know what a mojo is but that sounds like a great idea.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Thank you, Mr Rock. - Oh, my goodness!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24All I have to do is save someone, like Ashley saved me.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27There's bound to be someone in trouble round here.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29There's one!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31BIKE BELL RINGS
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, he did it himself.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Hey, look out!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, she saved herself. This is harder than I thought.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48That ice cream is going to drop!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'm going to do it this time!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01OK, maybe not.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Oh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I'd like to offer you my help.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Urgh, why are people so hard to save?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23It looks so easy in my imagination.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Is someone there? Help, this lock's broken!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Quick, get me out!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Ah!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Oh...
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ugh...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'll get some help!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ashley, you have to come! Someone's been hurt!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- Two in one day? - SHE MOUTHS
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, Inspector!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Fancy running into you in one of our many specialist, erm, corridors.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Might I ask how the observations are going?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06You'll be appraised of our findings at the end of the process.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- My new apprentice. - Oh, we don't really...- Grr.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Why not? After all, Westbrook prides itself
0:09:12 > 0:09:14on its stellar careers advice.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I've shown her all the broken Bunsen burners.- Oh, have you?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- How wonderful.- Next up, the faulty lock on the toilet cubicle...
0:09:20 > 0:09:24I don't think the inspector is interested in looking at toilets.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Why don't you just...?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oh, look, an incident! Let's inspect it.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Put him in the recovery position.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Ah!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Ah, ah, ah, it's just our weekly toilet first-aid practice.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Nothing to worry about. - Why is a girl in the boys' toilets?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Good point. You are a girl, let's get you out of here.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Emily, fetch the nurse.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It's meant to be like that. It's specially designed.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Grr.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17PHONE RINGS
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Hello, Stan, everything OK?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Really? No clean plates?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well, erm, maybe you could try washing one up.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, maybe.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, hang on.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yeah, no, it's all right, I'll eat them out the pan.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Ugh...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Wonderful! If you've learned something today, make some noise.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50EVERYONE PLAYS TUNELESSLY
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I'll tell you, we are onto something special here.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57KNOCKING
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Sorry to interrupt, Mr Rock. I don't suppose you have that paperwork.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Paperwork?- Mm.- Paperwork!
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Yes, you know, targets, progress reports,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11attendance records.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, THAT paperwork! That paperwork.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, yes. Well, I had it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I don't know where it is.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22No need to trouble yourself, I'll just look in your desk.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Oh!
0:11:25 > 0:11:31Why, Mr Rock, your desk seems to be full of pretzels.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yeah. You know, I wondered where these guys went.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Homesick.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- It's almost as if you don't have any paperwork at all.- No!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Eek!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45This is very common.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49My being here brings out the basest survival instincts in them.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Perhaps your paperwork is in your cupboard.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Miss Adolf, do not open that!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ahhhh!
0:12:08 > 0:12:12I always knew that one day I would just knock her right off her feet.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Grr.- Grr.- Grr.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ah!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure smashing someone's face in
0:12:22 > 0:12:24is the opposite of giving them a helping hand.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28There's no doubt about it, I owe McKelty a double-big favour.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34So I'm cleaning his bike. He'll be really pleased about this.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37I got the bike really shiny.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40That's got to make up for smashing his nose in.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Say again about the front wheel? - Oh, I got it back on. Good as new.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Whoa. Whoa!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48CRASH
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Three in a day!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Is everything all right, Hank? Anything happen at school today?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Not really.- Not really?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02There were three major health and safety incidents.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's all here in my report.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Right, anyone notice anything?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Have you had your hair done? - That's it, got it.- Yeah.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yes, that's it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16That's what's different around here, I've had my hair done.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Right, anyone for dinner?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22OK, so there's only one clean pan,
0:13:22 > 0:13:25so I've just cooked everything together.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27There we are.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Excuse me, thank you. There you go.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Right, and there's no clean plates either, and no clean forks,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39so dig in.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I suppose we should be grateful it's not soup.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Mm.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54BELL RINGS
0:13:56 > 0:13:59So, yesterday I messed up, but today is going to be different.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Today it's wall-to-wall good turns for McKelty.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I brought in some of my mum's pastries. Want one?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- What did you do to them? - Nothing, they're delicious.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11If they're so nice, you eat one.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13No. That one.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Nishe, ishn't it?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30That's all right, you can have the rest.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Phase one complete. Now for phase two.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Carrying bags.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Ah!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Three - pushing up ramps.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Thanks, Zipzer.- No problem.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51What's that?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56That's awesome. A little mean, maybe, but awesome.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02You are a seriously talented artist.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04It's just a caricature, I do them all the time.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10These are brilliant!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Can you do anyone else?- I guess.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Do Adolf. No, do Joy. No, do Adolf and Joy and the inspector.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19OK, but you need to keep a look-out.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I can't do this, I can't do this.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Trousers on the floor!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40How can anyone leave trousers on the...?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44SHE WHIMPERS
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Be strong, Rosa.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You can do this.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Don't let the pants beat you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08You should all have projects to hand in. If you'll just...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Grr.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Just ignore us.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14If you'll bring them to the front.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Grr.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- I'll get it. - Come on, quickly, quickly.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh, a tatty folder.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- MR ROCK:- I hope we're not too early!
0:16:30 > 0:16:35You know, we're going to use music today to teach maths.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Yeah, it's Miss Adolf's idea.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40What? I...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43The song we're going to sing today is called
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Square Roots Are Not Square.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Miss Adolf wrote it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I most certainly did not.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51It goes like this.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# The square root of nine is three
0:16:54 > 0:16:58# The square root of nine is Hey, don't ask me... #
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Did you hand in my folder?- I did.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03But my project's in the orange folder.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What folder did you hand in?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Erm, the blue one.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08The blue one? But that's got...
0:17:17 > 0:17:19BELL RINGS
0:17:19 > 0:17:22That's enough! Everybody out!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# The square root of nine is three... #
0:17:29 > 0:17:32We've got to do something. We can't let her see that folder.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It's OK, I've got a plan.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Hi, Rosa, are you OK?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Yeah, I'm fine.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49I nearly did some tidying up but Katherine talked me out of it.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51She likes the flies, you see.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Rosa, look at this mess!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What have you been doing?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57What you told me to do.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You said this is how Grandad made you tidy up, remember?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03That was totally different!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07That was to keep tidy at the deli, our place of work.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10At home, the tidying is a woman's job.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Oh, er...- What?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Rosa, calm down. He's just an old man.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Stan, get out of my way.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- You didn't mean it, did you, Pete? - Well, yes, didn't I? I mean...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I think you better run.- OK.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Argh!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Miss Adolf, the inspector is looking for you.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Oh, no doubt about that debacle with Mr Rock.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36She went that way.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Nicholas, what are you doing?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Mr Joy, Inspector,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54so nice to see you here right outside the staffroom.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Nicholas is one of our most outstanding students.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Yes, school fills me with JOY.- Um...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Do you want to inspect my chair?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07- What?- Please.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Is this a deliberate ploy to impede
0:19:09 > 0:19:12the work of a government-appointed inspector?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14No, of course not. Get out of the way, Nicholas!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16No, inspect my chair.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Ah, another day, another surprise meeting.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34This is a designated fire-escape route! Move!
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Ah!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Oh, ah...
0:19:37 > 0:19:42It's fine, he's injured rather than disabled, so it's absolutely fine.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Shall we just, um...?
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Principal and Inspector person, congratulations,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52you've made it into the teachers' lounge.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- And, uh... No!- No?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56HANK GASPS
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- What was that?- I don't know. I didn't hear anything.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Anybody hear anything? - Sounded like a gasp.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04It's my gaspy...cushion.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Gaspy cushion, yes, that's a thing.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12You know, it's like a whoopee cushion, except it goes, "Ahhhh,"
0:20:12 > 0:20:14instead of, well, you know what I mean.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Ah, Inspector, there you are.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I don't know what Mr Rock has been telling you
0:20:19 > 0:20:22but I absolutely do not subscribe to music in class.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- No!- Ah!- Oh.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Gaspy cushion.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And this is where we came in.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I didn't even manage to get the folder.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Well, whatever Mr Rock has been telling you, we have a very
0:20:36 > 0:20:39traditional approach to mathematics here at Westbrook,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42as I'm sure you'll see if you have a look at these recent projects.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43You know what is amazing to me?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You have not seen the boiler all day long.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I don't want to see the boiler.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51No, and I think that's a good choice because the boiler,
0:20:51 > 0:20:55it makes such strange noises and gurgles and...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I don't think it's safe for anybody to go down there.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00A dangerous boiler is an instant whole-school failure.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's like the Holy Grail of inspection.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Take me to the boiler, now.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09If anyone is showing her anything, it will be me.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- MISS ADOLF:- And me.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I think we'll be fine without you, Mr Rock.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15I can't agree more.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Grr.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Mr Zipzer, can you please explain to me
0:21:21 > 0:21:25why I just blew the last of my cool on a gaspy cushion?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27OK, I can explain.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30The pictures are in the blue folder? Right, OK.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Wait a minute, if the inspector finds those pictures
0:21:33 > 0:21:37in Miss Adolf's homework, then she gets a bad assessment and I win.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Win what?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41You know what? Never mind, never mind.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Just go get the blue folder.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Oh, look out, everyone!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Henry Zipzer, stop running! - I was wheeling, Miss.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You know, technically he's right, he WAS wheeling.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54You know, I've got to apologise for interrupting Miss Adolf's
0:21:54 > 0:21:58math class because she is such a fine, fine educator.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03She is a pinnacle of educational professionalism, that's what I say.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06And, um, you know what I think?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I think that you should give her top marks.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11As for me, I'm going to go
0:22:11 > 0:22:15sit in a dark room until I've come to terms with what I've just said.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Please, Inspector.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30You know what? I'm starting to think me and Nick could be friends.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Maybe paying forward the mojo really does make the world a happier place.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Whoa! Oh, oh, ah, oh!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40What? Can't be me.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Mm.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Looks like multiple contusions and possible trauma. Fantastic!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I hate you, Zitzer.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56This school is history.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I doubt it. After all,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01who is going to believe someone with a concussion?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Particularly when the reports give such good marks.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'll just change a few of these and, Emily,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10the apprenticeship is over!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Oh!
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Well, this is nice.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Ah, looks like I finally got through to you.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Sorry, love, we'll try and keep on top of it in future.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- It's not really so hard. - Yeah, tidying is easy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33It's just finding where to put everything is the hard bit.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35What do you mean?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36ALL: No!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Maybe we'll stay at mine tonight.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52I've got an idea for our assembly. It's a dolphin song.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- You think he likes me, then? - Yeah, I do.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I don't know, cos I've got something better to do.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Aren't we working together any more?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- What was that? - That was me winning Anya back.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- There's something up with Emily. - Really?- Yeah, she's acting oddly.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Emily's got her first crush, how brilliant!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Good luck, kid, don't mess this up.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Anya, I...- Nick offered to do my dolphin song with me.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15That doesn't mean they're definitely going out.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I've got to win her back, Frankie.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20As I predicted, a total disaster.