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0:00:32 > 0:00:37# Don't be a lonely dolphin Cos here I am

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# I'm a dolphin

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# And I can save you, lonely dolphin

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# With my dolphin song. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:46And, no. I have no idea how we got here.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49All I know is that it started with an idea for an assembly.

0:00:49 > 0:00:54- I've already said "no".- But I would like to do the next assembly!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58As much as everyone loved your three-hour assembly on statistical

0:00:58 > 0:01:01handling of Maths data, Miss Adolf, I think it's someone else's turn.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Me?- Him!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Yes, Mr Rock.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09And this is not another opportunity for you to play guitar or

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- talk about the tour of '72. - Great time!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16An actual assembly, where actual learning takes place!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18But I already have an assembly prepared!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- You do?- Perfect.- OK, so what's your idea, babe?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26- An assembly on marine life. - Oh, marine life, that sounds good.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Specifically, the cyprid larvae stage of the barnacle life cycle.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Starting with modified antennules. - That sounds less good.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Mr Joy, clearly Mr Rock is not going to be capable of...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41No, it's about sharing ideas.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Does anybody know anything about barnacles?

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Does anybody know anything interesting about barnacles?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Anya?- Barnacles live upside down, don't they?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56One time, I did a handstand for

0:01:56 > 0:01:58five minutes and it made my head hurt.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Nice. Anybody else?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Anya?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Well, I don't know anything else about barnacles,

0:02:06 > 0:02:10but I do know things about sea urchins and dolphins.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Wait a minute! I think you're on to something!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Of course! We don't have to do this about barnacles,

0:02:16 > 0:02:18it's just about marine life.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22We can do this about sea urchins, about fish, about dolphins.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24And when I say we, I mean you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28"Oh, thank you, Mr Rock. What a great idea.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32"Very nice of you to mention." OK, I need you to pair up.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36OK, Frankie and Ashley, uh, Nick with Toby.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Hank, you've got Anya.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Hank, obviously I won't be able to work with you.- You won't?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- It'll just be too awkward since we've broken up now.- Broken up?

0:02:46 > 0:02:50I didn't even know we were together. Well, there was the...

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Will you be my date to the Valentine Dance?- Yes!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Absolutely, definitely! That would be completely, totally, just...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- "Wow, I was squeaky back then."- Cool.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03But, I didn't know we were "going out," going out. I wish I'd known.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You know, breaking up is not a reason not to work together.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I mean, I did some of my most creative work

0:03:09 > 0:03:11when I had a bust up with my band-mate.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13The last four years of Flaming Rhinos,

0:03:13 > 0:03:17this band-mate would only talk to me through the drums.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Snare for "yes", hi-hat for "no".

0:03:20 > 0:03:21OK, I'll work with him but I'm not

0:03:21 > 0:03:24smiling and I'm not making eye contact.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Which won't be weird at all.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31At the end of the smallest bronchioles are alveoli.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36These are small sacs that are lined by a thin layer of cells.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39The tiny alveoli are the place where oxygen enters...

0:03:39 > 0:03:41HER VOICE ECHOES ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:54 > 0:03:57So, about the thing you said earlier...

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Not making eye contact is hard, I'm still not smiling, though.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07And, also, I've got an idea for our assembly.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Cool, so we should talk about that, then.- It's a dolphin song.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I like dolphins! - It's about a lonely dolphin.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17On her own. Because the other dolphin missed their one-month

0:04:17 > 0:04:20anniversary, and their two-month anniversary and also their

0:04:20 > 0:04:23three-month anniversary, and the other dolphin didn't even

0:04:23 > 0:04:27notice when she changed her parting to the other side of her head.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Well, what if the other dolphin said he was really sorry?

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- He tries, but it's too late. - Why?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Because the lonely dolphin is caught

0:04:38 > 0:04:40in a tuna net and it's dragging her away forever!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41DOLPHIN CLICKS

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Told you not to eat tuna sandwiches, Hank!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47I never knew dolphins were so complicated.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49If I had known we were going out, none of this

0:04:49 > 0:04:51would have ever have happened. I would have remembered our

0:04:51 > 0:04:54one-month anniversary AND our two-month anniversary.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59I might even have noticed her different parting. OK, probably not.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Man, I really miss her.- How can you be upset if you didn't even

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- know you were going out?- You wait until you've broken up with

0:05:04 > 0:05:07something you've not known you were going out with. I've got to win her

0:05:07 > 0:05:12- back, Frankie. What do I do? - Hank, I will pass on to you

0:05:12 > 0:05:16everything I know about girls. You must be cool, act like what

0:05:16 > 0:05:19she does makes no difference to you. If she's in the room, pretend

0:05:19 > 0:05:22she isn't. Or pretend you've got something more interesting to do.

0:05:22 > 0:05:27- Like burping the alphabet? - Yeah, that or something else.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30But most important of all, though, never, ever tell a girl what you're

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- really feeling.- Why not?- Because girls be crazy.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Be they? I mean, are they?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I can't have written the words myself. There must be a

0:05:39 > 0:05:42logical explanation. It makes no sense.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46OK, point taken.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Did you hear about me and Hank breaking up?- I didn't exactly

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- know that you two were going out. - He wasn't a very good boyfriend.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01He said "hi" a couple of times, but if you like someone you say

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- more words than "hi".- Uh-huh. - My dads both think

0:06:04 > 0:06:05I'm definitely too good for him.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08The thing is with Hank, he probably didn't know what

0:06:08 > 0:06:10else to say except from "hi". I know he talks a lot but

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- it's different.- To what?- To talking to a girl he really likes.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- You think it likes me, then?- Yeah, I do.- Thanks, Ashley, I'll get

0:06:20 > 0:06:23my tree book in case he wants to ask me to the park to look at leaves.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32Then, if I really did write those things, maybe I'm ill.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Maybe I'm hallucinating. Well, I'd have to be, if I was going

0:06:35 > 0:06:37to write "sparkling eyes."

0:06:37 > 0:06:39ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Thanks.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59What's happening to me?

0:07:00 > 0:07:06I trust you're taking exceptional care of my assembly materials?

0:07:06 > 0:07:10I think you will find them almost untouched.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12But don't you need the information on the cyprid larvae?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- All completely digested. - The modified antennules?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Well, we modified the antennules and

0:07:17 > 0:07:20then we modified the entire barnacle theme.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- "We?"- Well, the kids and I. They came up with incredible ideas

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- on the Marine Day theme.- Oh, dear, you're not making the mistake

0:07:28 > 0:07:30of encouraging children, are you?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Well, I will do anything to avoid barnacle boredom.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Do not aim too high, Mr Rock.- No.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Think of Icarus.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Yes, I'm going to write that down.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43And also health and safety regulations.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Absolutely.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47All right.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Note to self, ignore everything that lady says.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Three of the best chocolate milkshakes in the Western world.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Thanks, Papa Pete.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Hi.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I always walk this way. Except when I walk the other way.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Which is quicker, and it has more interesting clouds.- Does it?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Hank, about this dolphin song, I don't think the lonely

0:08:20 > 0:08:24dolphin should be too lonely. Because they are very

0:08:24 > 0:08:27sociable, so I think they should talk.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Even if it is awkward.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Time to play it cool.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah, I don't know, because I've got

0:08:37 > 0:08:38something better to do.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Better than our dolphin song? Aren't we working together any more?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah, I'm just kind of over dolphins now, like, you know,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48me and the guys've been working on some pretty sweet seagull stuff.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Don't you want to work with me?

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Yeah, well I'm just more into the seagull thing now.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57OK. I think I'll go, then.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- WHAT was that?- That was me winning Anya back!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- It was. Wasn't it? - You're wrong. So very wrong.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Well, you see the thing is Ashley, I don't quite think you know girls

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- the way I'd do.- I AM a girl!- Hmm...

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- I thought you were hungry.- Yeah, strange. So did I.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28So hungry, you couldn't wait till dinner?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I assumed it was hunger, but...

0:09:30 > 0:09:33If it's OK with you, I think I'll go to my room.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Of course.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43It feels very odd, Catherine. Like indigestion.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46But, I didn't eat too fast, because I didn't eat.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48He is objectively a solid specimen,

0:09:48 > 0:09:51with a symmetrical face, but I'm not usually

0:09:51 > 0:09:54interested in things like fringes.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57But then I noticed his eyes sparkled.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Which of course, was obviously some trick of the light easily explained

0:10:01 > 0:10:04if we recreate the circumstances of the experience.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10That's it! I'll solve the mystery of the sparkling eyes using science!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Thank you, Catherine. This has been most helpful.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- There's something up with Emily. - Really?- Mm.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Yeah, she's acting oddly. She's staring off into the distance.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23She barely ate supper. You know she always eats.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Mm. That is worrying. Maybe she got an A- in something.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, you know I don't really like to snoop,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31but I do feel that if a parent has deep concerns

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- then snooping's allowed, right? - Yeah, absolutely. In fact, I think

0:10:35 > 0:10:38snooping is allowed even for mild worry or just boredom.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39OK, right.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44A+, A+, A+...

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, check this out.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48BOTH: Ooh.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Aww!- Ah!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Emily's got her first crush, how brilliant!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I don't think this is brilliant, Rosa.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58In fact, it feels the exact opposite of brilliant.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- What are you going to do?- OK, well, first of all just breathe.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04And then just do nothing. I'll handle it all.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Oh, I'm so excited, my first

0:11:07 > 0:11:09mother-daughter girlie chat with Emily about love.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Shouldn't you do that now?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Stan, it's 11 o'clock at night. - Yeah, no time like the present.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Stan, Stan? Give me back the book!

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Stan! Your fingers are turning...blue.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24BELL RINGS

0:11:55 > 0:11:58No obvious source of light refraction.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00It just doesn't make scientific sense.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Are you sure about this?- Totally. - OK, OK. I'll tell her I was an

0:12:05 > 0:12:08idiot and I definitely do want to sing the dolphin song with her,

0:12:08 > 0:12:10but what if she just doesn't like me any more?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Trust me, she still likes you.- Hmm.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16OK, here goes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18DOLPHIN CLICKS

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Good luck, kid. Don't mess this up.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24DOLPHIN CLICKS

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Anya, I... McKelty.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Hi, Hank.- What's going on?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Nick offered to do my dolphin song

0:12:30 > 0:12:33with me because you said you didn't want to.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Because you like seagulls now.- I've been working on some lyrics.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Perhaps I could sing them to you.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43I already have got a lot of lyrics but OK, I guess.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Don't be a lonely dolphin

0:12:48 > 0:12:51# Because here I am

0:12:51 > 0:12:52# I'm a dolphin

0:12:54 > 0:12:58# And I can save you, lonely dolphin

0:12:58 > 0:13:01# With my dolphin song. #

0:13:04 > 0:13:06HE MAKES DOLPHIN NOISES

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- So if you come along...- This is going to be a great seagull dance.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19I think we should spin and bend down in this neck bit

0:13:19 > 0:13:22so it looks like we're swooping in to catch fish.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I don't know, can't we do something a bit more like this?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35No, cos seagulls don't break-dance.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Well, I don't think I should be a seagull any more.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Maybe I'll be like a really cool guy just busting out some moves

0:13:40 > 0:13:43while you're kind of a seagull flapping around in the distance.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46You're too obsessed with being cool. Look where that attitude got Hank.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Your advice wasn't any better.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Well, it would have been if he'd listen to me any sooner.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Mr Rock?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yes?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Don't think we need fear you'll fly too close to the sun.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Plummeting into the ground at high velocity seems more likely.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Why don't you just cool your jets, Miss A? When you see

0:14:06 > 0:14:09these people perform, your socks are going to go up and down.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Mr Rock?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Yes, my darling Molly? - Could I be an iceberg?

0:14:13 > 0:14:17What a great idea. Yes on being an iceberg. One condition.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20You be the most creative, most wonderful iceberg in the ocean.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Cool, I've always wanted to be an iceberg.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Well, that or a political correspondent. Or a wizard.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Yeah, well you follow your dreams.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32You will be hoisted by your own petard, Mr Rock.

0:14:32 > 0:14:37Already happened. '72 tour. That's why I don't wear Lycra any more.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41It will look weird if I'm a seagull and you're just a guy on the beach.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, maybe you could try and steal my chips?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Do you want to show me the dance move for that?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49THEY LAUGH

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Nice. What do you think, Hank?- I think just because Anya and McKelty

0:14:52 > 0:14:56are working together, that doesn't mean they're definitely going out.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Two dolphins can sing a song together and not go out, right?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Wrong, sorry, Hank.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Yeah, sorry. Maybe you need to active even cooler.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You know develop a dismissive walk, or...

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Listen, it's got nothing to do with walks.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- It's about showing her how you feel. - Can't you guys agree on anything?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16- No!- Yes. No.- Ye- No.- Yes.- Yes.- No. - Yes.- We can, yes.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20ASHLEY GROANS

0:15:20 > 0:15:23But I can't dance like a seagull if I'm not feeling the seagull vibes.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, I know, Hank should be a seagull!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I don't think I'm feeling the vibes either.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh, come on, man, this could be what you need. Don't you reckon, Ashley?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Actually, I think I'm with Frankie on this one.- I guess.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36But this doesn't mean you get out of being a seagull, all right?

0:15:36 > 0:15:37We're all doing this for Hank.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40OK, but can I at least be a break dancing seagull?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43OK, fine, we'll work it in. So the swooping move goes like this.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Yeah, I think I've got that.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50THUMP

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Um, yeah it's nearly there. We'll just try it with the music.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:06 > 0:16:10- What's up, Hank?- There's still a bit of me that wants to be a dolphin.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Have you ever seen light where there logically shouldn't

0:16:15 > 0:16:21have been light? Um... And in seeing that light, on one hand you

0:16:21 > 0:16:25thought, "that's scientifically impossible," but on the other,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- "wow."- Not exactly.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I think I need to talk things through.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Absolutely. And you know who you need for that, don't you? Your mum!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Rosa? Rosa!

0:16:39 > 0:16:44Blimey, what's taking her so long? Rosa!

0:16:45 > 0:16:49She said she needs to talk. With you, please? Not with me.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Oh, she so reminds me of me.- Really? - Yeah, I mean, you know obviously as

0:16:53 > 0:16:56I've got older I've got more confident, but when I was her age,

0:16:56 > 0:17:00I was a wreck. I once told a boy that he had nice earlobes and then

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I got so nervous that when I went in to kiss him,

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I head-butted him instead.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Well?- No, actually I don't think I'm the right

0:17:09 > 0:17:12person to talk to her. I think... I think she needs a best friend.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17Catherine, there is only one possible explanation -

0:17:17 > 0:17:21perceptual bias. I think his eyes sparkle, not because they

0:17:21 > 0:17:25actually do, but because of the lens I view him with.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27And it's only now that I've had the chance to look at

0:17:27 > 0:17:30this situation objectively. And I can see where it's all heading.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Tomorrow, Catherine, I think it's time to tell him how I feel.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I knew you'd agree with me.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Mr Rock? What do you think?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Did I go creative enough?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50If by "creative" you mean "massive", you have outdone yourself.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53You're going to knock these kids right out of their chairs.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Come here, let me place you right here.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Anya? A preshow present.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09I didn't know we were doing presents.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I didn't get you anything. I'm sorry.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14It's fine, you didn't have to get me anything.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20It's for your charm bracelet. So, no matter where you are

0:18:20 > 0:18:24you can look at this dolphin and think of me.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27I... Didn't wear my charm bracelet today.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32It just didn't seem like something a

0:18:32 > 0:18:34dolphin would wear but thank you.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44All right, everybody, let's take our places because it is showtime!

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Obviously we have a connection which is very deep.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I think we should go out.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02And, when we're ready, tell our parents about it.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04They'll want to meet, and it'll be awkward.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06But we'll laugh about it afterwards.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10It's what comes next that concerns me. I intend to go

0:19:10 > 0:19:15to Oxford, or Cambridge or Harvard but I've seen your grades.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17And it's unlikely that you're

0:19:17 > 0:19:20going to get into any of those universities.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23So, we'd have to have a long-distance relationship.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Arguments on the phone, disagreements online, but one

0:19:26 > 0:19:30day you'll call and I won't pick up because I'll be studying with

0:19:30 > 0:19:34some sweet, slightly nerdy boy who just gets me.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36I think that we both know deep down

0:19:36 > 0:19:39that it just won't work between us.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42So, it's best that we end it now.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Welcome to the best, the most creative,

0:19:53 > 0:19:57the biggest Marine Day assembly ever!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Prepare to have your minds blown!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Sit up! Sit up!

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Hank, me and Frankie were talking.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08And we're both in agreement. You even said it yourself.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10You're not a seagull, BOTH: you're a dolphin.

0:20:12 > 0:20:17And now, for your edification and entertainment allow me to introduce

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Frankie and Ashley doing their very famous seagull dance!

0:20:20 > 0:20:21DANCE MUSIC

0:20:52 > 0:20:54And now, this is about dolphins.

0:20:57 > 0:21:02# Here I am, a lonely dolphin

0:21:02 > 0:21:06# I used to be a happy dolphin

0:21:06 > 0:21:09# But my boyfriend didn't text me

0:21:11 > 0:21:16# Don't be a lonely dolphin

0:21:16 > 0:21:20# Cos here I am, I'm a dolphin...

0:21:20 > 0:21:25Oh, this is a disaster. McKelty's won Anya over, and now the crowd

0:21:25 > 0:21:28are going to love him too. I've got to do something.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30# With my dolphin song. #

0:21:30 > 0:21:32MCKELTY MAKES DOLPHIN NOISES

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- # I'm not sure what I'm doing...- #

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ah!

0:21:43 > 0:21:46This iceberg is too heavy!

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Anya! Look out.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56I've got you!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Wow!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Are you OK, Molly?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I should have gone with political correspondent or wizard.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- But, I'm OK.- OK, that's wonderful.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12In that case...

0:22:12 > 0:22:15OH, MY, SOMEBODY HELP ME!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17ASHLEY: First Aider coming through!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh, my leg!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Wow, that was amazing.- My favourite bit was about the crabs.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- As I predicted, a total disaster. - Did you not hear those kids?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- They loved it, everybody loved it. - Yes, yes, I knew it was a

0:22:32 > 0:22:36brilliant idea of mine to have staff share ideas. I must have

0:22:36 > 0:22:39missed the bit about barnacles, but otherwise, excellent.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Thank you.- I suppose, in your eyes, the approval of children

0:22:42 > 0:22:46makes this whole farce worthwhile. Even at the expense of a broken leg.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47It's not broken.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52OK, you're right, you win. It's broken.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Could you take your hand off my leg, please? Thank you.

0:22:56 > 0:23:01- You are a ridiculous man.- And you are filled with warmth, madam.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- You saved me.- No, I just...- You saved me.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10DOLPHIN CLICKS

0:23:10 > 0:23:13SPLASH

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- So, did it work?- Are you back together?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Yes, but mainly no.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29She's moving. It turns out the whole lonely dolphin thing is

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- just a metaphor because she's been dragged away.- What, you're kidding?

0:23:32 > 0:23:36I wish. One of her dads got a new job in Edinburgh and

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- they're moving there.- No way! the dolphin's still going to be lonely.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yeah, but at least this time the boy

0:23:40 > 0:23:42dolphin is going to remember to text.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Man, all of that and she's still moving. Girls be crazy.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Next time, be cool.- Frankie!

0:23:50 > 0:23:54I think Mr Love has forgotten he's no longer the headteacher of

0:23:54 > 0:23:57this school. The Mayor will be here tomorrow to present this

0:23:57 > 0:24:01- award to me. ZIPZER! - I didn't do this, Sir!

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Then what is that?- Caught purple-handed, graffiti boy.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- It's like I don't know him.- Why does no-one believe me?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09You are excluded from this school.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Oh, my... Hank, have you totally lost it?

0:24:12 > 0:24:16- What are you doing?- You? What's your name?- Hannah, Miss.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Who are you, anyway?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm going to find out who tagged that wall and get my life back.