0:00:30 > 0:00:32'Can you believe it?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'A girl has finally fallen for Nick McKelty.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39'Who could be duped by that two-faced, grade-grabbing faker?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'Oh, yeah. That would be me.'
0:00:41 > 0:00:43ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:43 > 0:00:46This is going to take a bit of explaining, isn't it?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'It all started when our school won some stupid award for...'
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Best disciplinary record in the borough.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56The mayor will be here tomorrow to officially present
0:00:56 > 0:00:58this award to me,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00at which point,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03you will break out into spontaneous applause.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Let's practise.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Louder.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Louder. Louder!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Standing ovation!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Thank you.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Thank you for that warm, warm welcome.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I know how much you've all missed me.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Well, I wish I could stay longer
0:01:23 > 0:01:27but, sadly, my successful writing career/global media empire
0:01:27 > 0:01:29means that, after receiving my award tomorrow,
0:01:29 > 0:01:33I will need to leave straightaway. Probably by helicopter! Ha-ha!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Oops! Students, I think Mr Love has forgotten
0:01:37 > 0:01:39he's no longer the head teacher of this school!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43It will be me who will be receiving this award.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- What does it say there? - "Sponsored by Pruitt's butchers,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48"more bangers for your buck."
0:01:48 > 0:01:51No, below that. It quite clearly states that the award
0:01:51 > 0:01:55is for the period when I was head teacher, so...hand it over!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yes, I see my mistake.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01How lucky we are to have Mr Love to come back to receive it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I will hold on to it until tomorrow.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Best head teacher - Joy or Love?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Neither, they've both got it in for me.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16That was weird, Mr Love being back, acting like he still runs the place.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18When I leave this place, I am never coming back,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20even if they give me a million awards.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23And the award for World's Most Untidy Locker goes to...
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Hank Zipzer.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Actually, you go. This might take a while.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38'Is your child happy getting Bs at school?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41'Are they happy coming in second place?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45'Are they happy being friends with only moderately attractive people?'
0:02:49 > 0:02:51If you want your child to be one of life's winners,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55then you need Tough Love by me, Leland Love.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56As a head teacher,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59'I turned generations of no-hopers into go-getters.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03'Let me help you do the same for your little loser.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07'Tough love - you have to be cruel to be kind.'
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Are you joking? You've got to be kind to be kind.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Life is not about getting As and coming first all the time.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Says the failed rock star with the shattered dreams.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18With a gold album and a million fans. You?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Listen, kids need tough love and the parents obviously agree,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23because the sales figures are through the roof.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I think you'll find it was teachers like me in the classroom
0:03:26 > 0:03:28who turned the no-hopers into go-getters.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yeah, but I provided the inspirational leadership,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33hence the award I'm getting for my outstanding work.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Let me show you around MY school.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- You'll be amazed how much it's improved since- I- took over.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I've actually got another video, the director's cut, so if you...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- I'll pass, thanks. - Me, too.- Me, too.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47What, too emotional for you?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Bring a lump to your throat?- It brings up something in my throat,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52that's for sure. I mean sick.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I got it the first time.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01"This skool suks".
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You're right, I'm amazed.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Discipline is falling, and spelling standards, too.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Zipzer!- I didn't do this, sir!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Oh, really? Then what is that?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Caught purple-handed, graffiti boy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17BARS SLAM
0:04:19 > 0:04:23OK, so everyone seems to have missed the "I didn't do it" part.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I see you've gone slightly overboard with the office.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Shame.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36Well, I suppose some people HAVE taste, and others have...this.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Shall we talk about the indelible stains
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I found on the carpet of the old one? Or shall we move on?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Let's move on.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Miss Adolf told me that she caught you last week writing
0:04:48 > 0:04:53"I hate skool" - with a K - on her board.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I was mad because she gave me an F
0:04:57 > 0:04:59for writing my homework in green pen.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02She didn't even read it! That corridor thing wasn't me.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You had motive, means and opportunity
0:05:05 > 0:05:08and a big purple hand that says "guilty".
0:05:08 > 0:05:12And to think that Hank showed such promise under my leadership.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16How quick the flock turns bad when the shepherd leaves.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21Henry Zipzer, you are excluded from this school.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25That's exactly what I would have done.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29However, under my new disciplinary system,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32you will be allowed back here once you confess to your crime
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and show remorse.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Could do that.- What's it to be, Hank?
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Confession, or a one-way ticket to exclusion town?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Why didn't you confess? - Because I didn't do it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Paint on the wall, paint on your hand.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Quod erat demonstrandum - you did it.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Even Katherine could work it out.- Get lost, lizard breath.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- You always think I'm guilty.- Hank, don't talk to your sister like that.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Do you know what? I'd love to believe you,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08but this purple paint stain is a bit of a giveaway.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I have to say, Hank, I am very disappointed.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14We've spent hours working on your spelling.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17It wasn't me! Why does no-one believe me?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'll prove that I'm innocent by catching the kid that did it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- How? By looking in the mirror?- Ohh!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Hank!- I'm going to bed! Don't wake me up tomorrow.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Which is Hankish for "I've got a great idea brewing".
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You're never going to catch the criminal.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31You're excluded from school.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Maybe I could invent an invisibility spray so I can sneak in.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Nice one.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Come on, Hank, you can't mope in bed all day.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You're not going to get up, are you?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56I'm beginning to think Hank's telling the truth.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57I've never seen him so down.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Well, that's because he's got a guilty conscience.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02He needs to own up, apologise and be done with it.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I think you're wrong.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07In fact, I'm going to go down to the school and protest his innocence.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'm going to get them to change their minds.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He said he didn't do it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14He also said that he didn't use my special towel
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- to dry his hands last night. - Oh, sorry - that was me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20This old towel is from Italia 90.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Half the England team have got purple faces now, thanks to you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Sorry, lads.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28School's not going to be the same without Hank.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yeah, it's going to be all lessons and no laughs.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Are you new to Westbrook?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38You can walk in with us, if you'd like.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Thanks, I'd like that.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Oh, my...- Hank! Have you totally lost it?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46What are you doing?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I'm going to find out who tagged that wall and get my life back.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Well, he is a good-looking girl. - Thanks! What you think of the voice?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Too much? I could go a little higher, or a little lower.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57This is your maddest idea ever.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Don't listen to her. You go, girl!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Mr Rock, I'd like you to compose music for when I receive the award,
0:08:08 > 0:08:09- please.- Oh, you do?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Yeah. Something that really captures the grandeur of the moment.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Perhaps use your admiration and respect for me
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- to really shine through in the melody.- Oh, trust me, it will.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21OK. Lighting guy, can you get lots of pink?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Yeah? Because yellows wash me out.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Give me as much yellow as you've got.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Mr Joy...- Hm?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Mr Love just asked me to compose music for the award ceremony.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Is that OK with you, Mr Joy?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I'm afraid you'll be too busy composing MY music.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, I wasn't aware that you asked me to compose anything.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- I did.- When?- Now.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- Oh.- I'm thinking a theme tune as I enter or exit the room.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Well, I asked first.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Well, he'll have to do us both, won't you, Mr Rock?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51But mine first.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I want it to go...
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Boom-boom! Boom-boom! - Ba-boom! Ba-boom!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Yeah, I want it to ba-boom, ba-boom, and then... Ah-haaaaaa!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02And then, bing-bing-bing, bing-bing!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Bing-bing?- Bing-bing, and then...
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And then...ah, angels crying.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08- Angels crying.- Children weeping!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Let me think about this, OK? Let's stop right now.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15The disguise is totally working, no-one is even looking at you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's called perceptual blindness.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19No-one expects to see a boy in a dress at school,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- so they don't spot it. - Oh, no. Here comes McKelty.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30See? Even McKelty can't tell it's you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32OK, let's look for clues.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Ashley, you're on forensics.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Check.- Frankie, you're on finding witnesses.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38The school register? Check.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40And I'm on getting these tights off as soon as possible.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43How do you wear these things?!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52So you make money from selling all this rubbish?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55One man's rubbish is another man's gold.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Piles and piles of gold.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- FROM DOLL:- 'Crybabies are not-prepared-to-try babies.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08'Whiners aren't winners. Second place is first loser.'
0:10:08 > 0:10:10What a repulsive toy.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12And a bargain at just £8.99.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- You've got purple paint on your face.- What? Where?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Not on you.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20On YOU.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22HE SIGHS
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Who could do such a thing to such a lifelike replica?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30And only £15.99 plus free stick-on swimwear.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36I've spotted 437 fingerprints and collected 23 different hair samples.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37- Any witnesses?- No,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41but I did get a ton of guys asking me to give you their number, so...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Score.- I guess I'm flattered(!)
0:10:43 > 0:10:47So, apart from some dates, we've got nothing?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Who else apart from you spells "skool" like that?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51No-one. Miss Adolf always tells me
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I'm the only person in the school that has spelling this bad.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57So someone deliberately spelt it like that
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- to make it look like you'd done it. - Who would do something THAT twisted?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01ALL: McKelty!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04He must have waited until we were all in assembly.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And snuck along here when no-one was around.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14McKelty is one evil dude.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Stop dawdling and get to class.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You! What's your name?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Hannah, miss.- That skirt is too short.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Knee-length means AT the knee, not above the knee.- Yes, miss.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Hmm.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34We can prove McKelty did it if we can link him to the spray can
0:11:34 > 0:11:36and I think we all know just where to find it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37- His locker!- The toilets!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39That was going to be my next guess.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I think these tights might be affecting my brain.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45We couldn't find the spray can.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I think McKelty must have stashed it in his locker.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50My hunch is, it's still in there.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54So, we need to get rid of him so we can break into his locker.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56I think he's onto you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59No, I think he's INTO you.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I can't believe this is happening.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Still, it IS one way to get him away from his locker.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12There's a bit of dirt there, still there, still there...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Forget it, I'll get a student to do it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Mr Joy, Hank tells me he is not responsible for the graffiti
0:12:18 > 0:12:21and I believe him. You need to let him back to school.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I will - when he confesses and apologises.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29Please don't stand on the red carpet. It's for VIPs only.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Visibly Irate Parents?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Because that's me!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Mrs Zipzer, I must insist you leave before the mayor arrives.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I'm not leaving until you let Hank back in.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Look at what one of your little hooligans has done to me.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, hi, Mrs Zipzer.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51- Hi, Mr Love.- I'm sure the culprit will be found, though, personally,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I think it's a definite improvement.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58That's the same purple paint used in the corridor.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02What? That means that whoever wrote on the wall must have done this,
0:13:02 > 0:13:07and it couldn't have been Hank, because he is at home, excluded!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Oh, dear.- Well, if there's been a...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Grave miscarriage of justice.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16..a mistake, I'm sure we can sort it out.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Tell him he can come back.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Come home with me right now and apologise to my son's face.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24If I was head teacher, that's what I'd do.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28And that's what I was about to suggest. Please, lead the way.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Bye, Mr Love.- Bye!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Right, how do girls talk to boys?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Like, how would you flirt?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I'd ask if you'd ever broken any bones and kept copies of the X-rays.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Boy, you are one fun date(!)
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Listen up. Guys love a girl who laughs at their banter,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- so keep the jokes rolling.- But McKelty never says anything funny.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54What can I say? Girls have it tough.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- BOTH:- Testify!- Go on.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03My friend Hannah likes you.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Tell her she's got exceedingly good taste.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Tell her yourself. She wants to meet you over at the science lab.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Let's hope you two have CHEMISTRY!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Give me a break, I'm new to this.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21'And off to the science lab I go. Wish me luck.'
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Do you want to be that player always being shown the red card?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Missing matches, getting booed by the fans,
0:14:35 > 0:14:38or do you want to be the player with a clean sheet?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Respected by everybody, idolised by the fans,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45raised shoulder-high after scoring the winning goal
0:14:45 > 0:14:47in the World Cup final?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Yeah!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52A-A-A-hhhhh!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Mr Joy, you know my husband Dan.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Always a pleasure. Just having a little pep talk with Hank.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Look at my poor boy. He's so upset he can't even get out of bed.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Hank...
0:15:03 > 0:15:06There appears to have been a mistake.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm afraid this is what happens when you get interference
0:15:09 > 0:15:12from less qualified ex-heads.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Please except his...
0:15:13 > 0:15:19- Um...- ..and my sincere apology for this unfortunate episode.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24OK, Hank? Come on, you've made your point.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Come on, get up and make friends again with Mr Joy.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Hank?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Hank!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Oh!- Ha-ha! I knew it!
0:15:33 > 0:15:38He snuck back into school to deface that cardboard cutout of Mr Love.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Your son is a one-boy crimewave, and he must be stopped.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49I mean, I can't believe you fell for the pillows-under-the-duvet trick.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51How gullible are you?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54He lied to me.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59He looked me straight in the eye and told me a whopping fib.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's like I don't know him.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04I can't believe I wasted my World Cup motivational speech on a pillow.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Normally, I find it awkward
0:16:06 > 0:16:08talking to girls, but it's weird.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10With you, I don't have a problem.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12It's like I've known you for ages.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15'Question. How do I get myself into these situations?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16'Eurgh!'
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Me too, Nicholas.'
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Nick, please.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23You look...very familiar.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25You're not related to Hank Zipzer, are you?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27He's my cousin.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Poor you.- You don't like him?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31I thought everyone liked Hank.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34He tagged a wall saying "skool suks".
0:16:34 > 0:16:37How could he say that about Westbrook?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Being in assembly yesterday, seeing that award -
0:16:39 > 0:16:42it made me so proud to wear this uniform.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You were in assembly? You didn't pop out for a minute?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47And miss the head's inspirational speech? Never!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I heard someone sprayed that wall to make it look like Hank.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52No, this has got Zipzer written all over it.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Just like that wall!- He was in assembly, so he can't have done it.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I've got to stop them from breaking into his locker.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Can you just wait here while I nip to the loo?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Might take a while. Tight issues. - No problem.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Um... Isn't the girls' toilet that way?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, yeah. I'm always getting that wrong.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Hey, Hank! That is a great wig. - How can you tell it's me?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Are you kidding? I know these things.
0:17:16 > 0:17:181972, I wore a full dress for a year.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Glam rock!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Now, those were the times!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I would love to stay and hear the story, but I've got to go.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Sure.- Did you have problems with the tights?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35The itching!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Next time, we're going to go over eyeliner tips.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I got a million of them.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42CREAKING
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, give it here.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Remind me to never arm-wrestle you.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50It helps if you paid attention in physics when we studied levers.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Ooh, fluff-remover! Awesome!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Bingo. Got you now, McKelty!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Silly string! He's starting to grow on me.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- I don't think he did it.- We were starting to think the same thing.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06What now? Now we need to fix this locker
0:18:06 > 0:18:09before I get into any more trouble.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Ah! Head teacher, Mr Joy! Welcome to my school, Mr Mayor.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17The school with the best disciplinary record in the borough.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Or at least it was when I was head teacher.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Hi. Mr Love. I'll be receiving the award this evening.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Well, they do say two heads are better than one!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Ooh!
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Would your Royal Mayor Royalness like to come this way?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh. Just a word of warning.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37There has been an increase in crime since I left, sadly,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39so do keep your valuables on you at all times.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41He's joking!
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Mr Love is famous around here for playing the clown.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Pupils have absolutely no respect for him.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Oh, Mr Mayor!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm so happy to see you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I love all your mayor-ing work.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I love ALL your work!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I've got all the Flaming Rhinos albums!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm a big fan!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I especially love Big Green Candy Shower.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14# Do-de-do-de... #
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Mr Rock, stop bothering the mayor.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I've been thinking, Mr Joy, why don't you collect the award?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22You want me to have the award?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24No, why don't you collect the award from your office
0:19:24 > 0:19:28so the mayor can present it to me on stage in front of everybody?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30You three!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31My office now!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Hank Zipzer.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Yes, sir.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Where is he?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I know you're friends of his.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- We haven't seen him, sir.- I'm pretty sure he's at home,
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- because of the exclusion. - I've been to his home
0:19:44 > 0:19:46and there's nothing there but a big pile of pillows.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Uh-oh!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Do his parents know?- They know,
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I know, and now I want to know what you know.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Have you seen Hank? Have you seen Hank?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Have you seen Hank? Who are you, anyway?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Oh, come on, we can't keep the mayor waiting.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Where's the award?- It's right here.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
0:20:15 > 0:20:19It's been stolen! And no prizes for guessing by whom.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Zipzer!- He didn't do it.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25I mean, why would he steal some stupid award?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Um, it's not stupid, thank you.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29It's mine. And now Mr Joy is going to come to the hall
0:20:29 > 0:20:31and explain to the mayor how he lost it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Stay here. I'm not done with you three.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41And IF Zipzer decides to steal anything else,
0:20:41 > 0:20:44tell him he's on CCTV - put in last week.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Oh, sorry I dragged you two into this whole mess.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53You're kidding! This is the best fun I've had in ages.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Whenever something bad happens, everyone thinks it's me.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- I just wanted to prove them wrong for once.- I think you can.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02The footage from that will show us who took the award.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03You can find the footage?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Hannah, dude, I can do so much better than that.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09When I think about what has become of this proud institution
0:21:09 > 0:21:12since I left, it brings a tear to my eye.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Hit it, Zo!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16BAND PLAYS ROCK MUSIC
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Hold it. Hold it! What on earth was that?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh, that's the mayor's favourite.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25HE SHOUTS OUT
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Anyway, back to me.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30When I was head teacher, we didn't have walls vandalised,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33display stands defaced, awards stolen.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, by the way, if you've had an award stolen,
0:21:35 > 0:21:39why not replace it with the Golden Leland - or Gleland?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Yours for a special one-off payment of £199.99,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45or why not try one of our low-interest repayment plans?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Hit it, Zo.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Leave the music. Leave the music.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Perhaps it's time for a change in leadership at Westbrook.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Perhaps it's time to bring back the Love.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Roll VT!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57'The Leland Love story.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01'This is the story of one man's rise from humble beginnings
0:22:01 > 0:22:05'to become the greatest educator the world has ever known.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08'Cometh the hour, cometh the man.'
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Great film, Mr Love,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14but I've got an even better one to show you.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Everyone thought it was Hank Zipzer who did all those bad things. -
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Well, looks can be deceiving.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Zipzer!- Zipzer?!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Oh, I'm going to be sick!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I can't believe you guys didn't know that was Hank Zipzer!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Let me show you who's really to blame.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33This is an outrage! Put my film back on, please.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45HANK: And I think you can guess who did the purple spraying, too.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Nice knowing you, Mr Love.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Not so much fun when you're the one being caught, is it?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00You know what? I enjoyed this ceremony.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03It was well worth spending the school's IT budget
0:23:03 > 0:23:05on the CCTV system.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09It will be me who will be collecting that award.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Mr Rock, his exit music.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Hit it, Zo.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Forget it!- Forget it! - We'll do without it.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I'm sorry we didn't believe you, Hank.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I'm sorry, too. But now you need to say sorry for stealing my skirt.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I only borrowed it and it's still in one piece.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Your tights, though...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Not so much.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I don't understand why Mr Love would do such a terrible thing.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40He was trying to make Mr Joy look bad so he'd get his old job back.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I thought he was making loads of money with his books?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Turns out no-one's that keen on "tough love".
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Are they, Mr Love?- Is it me, or has he lost a bit of weight?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52It's Mother's Day and this year,
0:23:52 > 0:23:54we're going to give your mum a day she deserves.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Here we have the Outside-In camp.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58No, no and no.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Surprise me? What are they going to do, blow up the apartment?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Ah!- That's my Mother's Day present, I need to fix it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Trust me, Henry, your mother will thank me.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Welcome to the great outdoors...indoors.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Into your sleeping bags.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Katherine?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Where's the wood glue?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Ah! A zombie attack!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Ah!- The beast!