School Sleepover

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:31 > 0:00:34I'll admit it, some of my schemes are a little...crazy,

0:00:34 > 0:00:36like right now.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40It's the middle of night, I'm in school, in my pyjamas,

0:00:40 > 0:00:41with a hammer in my hand.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45But this time it looks like my plan's actually going to work.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Argh!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Or maybe not.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51It all started out so well.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54You know what, I'm starting to think I've been wrong about school.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- It's brilliant.- This sudden change of heart wouldn't be because there's

0:00:57 > 0:00:59a school sleepover tomorrow, would it?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Mr Rock's Outside-In Campsite. It's going to be amazing!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Even Emily's excited.- I'm going to be in my favourite place

0:01:05 > 0:01:09all night, with unlimited access to all the educational resources.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Just not for the right reasons.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Well, remember what else is happening this weekend.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Yeah, it's the all-you-can-eat marathon at Happy Burger!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21No, it's Mother's Day and this year we are going to give your mum a day

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- she deserves, unlike last year. - Why? What happened last year?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Exactly. You forgot, remember?- Oh.- Anyway,

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I want the whole weekend to be special for Mum

0:01:30 > 0:01:32and I want it to be a surprise,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34so while you two are on your sleepover...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36You mean "overnight educational experience".

0:01:37 > 0:01:41..while you're away, I am going to make her a lovely meal.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Not your Spaghetti Surprise again?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44- What's wrong with that?- Ugh!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48The only thing surprise about it would be if you DIDN'T make it.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Well, that's why I'm not going to, clever clogs.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55I am going to put together a menu to knock her socks off and, on Sunday,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58she's going to have a lazy morning until you two come home and give her

0:01:58 > 0:02:01her present. You have got her a present, haven't you?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yes, of course. It's a surprise.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Good girl. What about you, Hank?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Same. It's a surprise.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Why is it when Emily says, "It's a surprise", I'm fine,

0:02:09 > 0:02:11but when you say it, I get palpitations?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14No, really! I'm making her something in design technology.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Finishing it off today.- It's not that I don't trust you or anything,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21but...why don't you get some extra pocket money and go and buy her

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- a back-up present? - I don't need to.- Just in case.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27OK, thanks.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, and remember Mum's the word, literally!

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Hello, Vivian. I see you've progressed from the recorder.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42One parp for yes, two for no.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44ONE PARP

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Something's wrong. He's never normally happy about school.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Maybe they replaced him with a clone.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It's because there's only one day and three quarters

0:02:51 > 0:02:53till the sponsored sleepover.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Better still, I've got all this to spend on supplies.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Knowing you, you'll eat them all on the way to school.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- ONE PARP - See? Even Vivian agrees!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Turns out Vivian was right.

0:03:14 > 0:03:19So far, the school's fundraising activities have generated

0:03:19 > 0:03:21over £2,000.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Wow!- Please stop!

0:03:24 > 0:03:29To conclude this week's activities, and against my better judgment,

0:03:29 > 0:03:33we have Mr Rock's Outside-In Campsite...

0:03:33 > 0:03:34MR LOVE GROANS

0:03:34 > 0:03:38OK, thank you so much, Headmaster Joy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41This is going to make your heart pitter-patter.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Here we have the Outside-In Camp.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46The kidlets will come in and they're going to be under

0:03:46 > 0:03:49the branches of a big oak tree and they're going to set up their tents

0:03:49 > 0:03:50right about here.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53After dinner, they're going to toast marshmallows

0:03:53 > 0:03:54and there is a bucking bronco.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Now, it has no legs, but, boy, can it buck!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01And then, to end off, a water slide!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08We've got ahead of ourselves there! No, no, no and no!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11It's bad enough that they're sleeping here.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Mr Rock, are you sure you're up to the task of overseeing this event on

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- your own? - Of course I'm up to the task,

0:04:17 > 0:04:19or I wouldn't have asked to be in charge!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20But it's my school!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22And I want it still standing when you're finished.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Well, I understand what you're saying here, Mr Killjoy.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26- Sorry?!- I said...

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I... I... That makes two of us.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Did I explain the ice-cream truck?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40You know when you're looking forward to something, like the sleepover,

0:04:40 > 0:04:45time just seems to go into slo-o-o-o-o-ow...motion?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, well, at least we've got design tech now, and you're going to love

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Mr Lockjaw.- Quieten down, class.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I'm afraid Mr Lockshaw can't be here today due to an unfortunate incident

0:04:56 > 0:05:02involving a toupee and a glue gun, so I will be supervising.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03CHILDREN GROAN

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Now, I understand you all have assignments to finish.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Well, get on with it!

0:05:09 > 0:05:10See? I told Dad I wasn't lying.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's a spice rack. Mum's going to love it.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Congratulations, Zitzer.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You've made a few sticks with a lump of glue.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17What have you made, McKelty?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19A box to keep your King of the Creeps crown in?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21At least mine looks good.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yours looks like it's about to fall apart.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, yeah? A tank could run over this.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Prove it!- I will.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Are you sure that's a good idea?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32No, but...it's McKelty.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39See?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Argh! For pity's sake!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What on Earth? - It was Henry Zipzer, Miss.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- He stood on his spice rack.- Having been provided with a brain, Henry,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53it would be nice to see you use it occasionally.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56But, Miss, that's my Mother's Day present. I need to fix it.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Trust me, Henry, your mother will thank me.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- But, Miss... - You'll be too busy anyway,

0:06:01 > 0:06:04in detention for disrupting the class - again!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Well, at least no-one was hurt. - What am I going to do?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I've got no present and I've already spent all the money.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Good news is, I found some money down the sofa.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Bad news is, it's chocolate.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Actually, not all bad news. - Anyone seen my keys? I'm late.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Better get going, then.- Oh, OK.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Right, kids, are you excited about this weekend?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39After all, it is a very, very special weekend.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Well, it's just a sleepover, that's all.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- That's all?- There's nothing else special happening this weekend?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Hank? Emily?- No.- Hm...

0:06:47 > 0:06:51OK, all right, well, I'd better get off.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Bye, Mum.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54OK, Team Zipzer is good to go.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Now, we're playing for the win, not to draw, OK? So we want 110%.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01You know that's mathematically impossible, right?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03You know what I meant. All set, Hank?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Have you got Mum's present? - Yeah, definitely.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Of course I have! - All under control, then?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Let's get cracking!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13You haven't got her anything yet, have you?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Not at the moment, I haven't, but I'm going to fix it...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18somehow. I'm just going to have to be a bit sneaky.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Right, chargrilled squid and guacamole.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Lime juice, avocados, tomatoes and...

0:07:33 > 0:07:36..chillies.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38OK...

0:07:38 > 0:07:39OK.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44And now to deal with you, my slimy little friend.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54A bowl for the marinade.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57There we go.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58What the...?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Right, OK. Now, let's get cracking.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Hank has snatched triumph from the jaws of disaster.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21I give you Mother's Day present mark two.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Hank, what IS that? - It's a sculpture of my mum!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hank, that is the worst thing I've ever seen.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hank, this is really bad.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- And creepy.- I know,

0:08:35 > 0:08:38but I'm running out of time and it's not long until the sleepover.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's a shame about the spice rack. It was actually really good.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Until you jumped on it. - Can't you just fix it?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47How am I going to get it? Miss Adolf put it in the bin at school.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And that's where we're going tonight! Frankie, you're a genius.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Why do I always worry when you say that?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Rosa, you seem a little...agitated.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09No, I'm fine!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Fine fine or pretend fine?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Dad, I'm a grown woman.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15If I say I'm fine, I'm fine.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Fine.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23They have all forgotten about Mother's Day.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I was hoping for at least a nice meal,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27but I don't even think I'm going to get that.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I'm certain they have something very special planned.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Really? Do you think so?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I know! Now, go and get me some olive oil.

0:09:39 > 0:09:45If there's one person you know you can rely on, it's Stan.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47PHONE RINGS

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Hello?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52PHONE RINGS

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Hello.- Stan, you know it's Mother's Day tomorrow, don't you?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Yes, I've got it all in hand... - You are certain?- ..I think.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Here you go, Dad.- Because if you don't stop calling here,

0:10:01 > 0:10:05I'm going to report you! Now, for the last time, I'm not interested!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Goodbye!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's a bit harsh. HE called ME!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17So...let's blend this guacamole.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh, the chillies! Me eyes!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Ow! Ow-ow! Tea towel, tea towel! Tea towel!

0:10:36 > 0:10:37HE SHRIEKS

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I should have stuck to Spaghetti Surprise.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48This'll be fine, once I pick the bits out.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Three-second rule.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- OK, ten-minute rule. - HE LAUGHS WEAKLY

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- What are you up to?- Nothing.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- I'll leave it unzipped, so you can breathe.- Emily, what are you doing?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05There's no way I'm leaving her here.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08It'll be fine, I'll keep Katherine hidden.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- No-one will ever know.- Take it from an expert, whenever you say,

0:11:11 > 0:11:14"No-one will ever know," they always do.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Hi, honeys, I'm home!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, kids!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Can I have a hug? - Sorry, Mum, we've got to go.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26It's OK, love, I'll see them out.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28OK, lovely to see you...

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Stan, why is there a squid on the ceiling?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42OWL HOOTS

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- It's amazing!- It's so incredible! - It's so lame!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53When we get the chance, let's go to the design tech room.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Gather round! Come on!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59All right, welcome to the great outdoors...

0:11:59 > 0:12:03indoors. OK, unfortunately, we cannot have paintballing,

0:12:03 > 0:12:08an ice-cream truck or a water slide, but everything else goes.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11We're going to have a great time under a beautiful sky,

0:12:11 > 0:12:13guaranteed no rain, and we've got

0:12:13 > 0:12:17a flickering campfire to warm our cockles.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19There will be no cockle-warming on my watch!

0:12:19 > 0:12:23What are you talking about? I was supposed to run this show.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Mr Joy was concerned that things might get a little out of hand

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- under your tenure. - That's exactly the point, isn't it?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32That we are going to have fun.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Which is why I have drawn up some guidelines, and by guidelines,

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- I mean strict rules. - THEY GROAN

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Anyone breaking them will be sent home immediately.

0:12:40 > 0:12:45First, on no account will any pupil leave the hall at any time.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Miss, how are we going to make use of all the educational resources?

0:12:49 > 0:12:53You won't, Miss Zipzer, you will be staying right here. Rule two...

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- But...Mum's spice rack!- You heard her - if you leave the room,

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- you'll get sent home. - I guess it's going to be

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- the cheese grater with legs, after all.- Not if I can help it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02For reasons of health and safety,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05all marshmallows should be served untoasted.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06GROANING

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Laughter will not be tolerated after 1900 hours.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11HE LAUGHS

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Anyone requiring the toilet...

0:13:14 > 0:13:17see me, for the bucket.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Wow, Stan, what's happened?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I told you I'd clear up, didn't I?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29And there's more.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- You thought we'd forgotten, didn't you?- Me?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37No! No, no, of course not.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38You know I trust you.

0:13:39 > 0:13:45And when the old beast of Westbrook devoured its last child,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49blood dripping, bones crunching,

0:13:49 > 0:13:53they say it transformed into a teacher -

0:13:53 > 0:13:57into a strict, female teacher.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Now, some say it still inhabits the school

0:14:01 > 0:14:05and when it sees an unsuspecting victim...

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- ..it leaps out! - KIDS SHRIEK

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Don't tell me you're actually scared by that rubbish.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I need everyone to go to sleep, so I can sneak out.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16And Mr Rock's scary stories aren't exactly helping.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19It's time to take matters into my own hands.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Here you go, Katherine, a nice mealworm.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Emily! What are you doing?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Just...having a snack.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27I hope it's something healthy.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yes, it's almost entirely protein.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Eat up, then.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Surprisingly...palatable.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Miss, I made you a cup of hot chocolate,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42make you feel nice and sleepy.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Well, thank you very much, Henry!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Isn't it about time we all started getting ready for bed?

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Heavens! It's 2000 hours - you're right!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Uncharacteristically responsible of you, Henry.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Don't suppose it will last.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03BALLOON POPS

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Right, everybody!

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Lights out!- Wait a minute, we haven't had our camp song yet.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Thank heavens for that!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11BLOWS WHISTLE

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Into your sleeping bags!- What?- Now!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17So, what's for the main course?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Right, yeah, are you sure you don't want any more canapes?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24They were a bit...

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- gritty.- Could be the carpet.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Maybe we should move on to the main event.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Mmm.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33HE MIMICS DRUMROLL

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Wow! Less of a main event, more of a tiny incident?

0:15:38 > 0:15:42No, this is small-plate dining, it's very in.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm sorry, love. I wanted this to be really special for you,

0:15:48 > 0:15:50but I had this little disaster with the blender

0:15:50 > 0:15:52and everything got a bit out of hand

0:15:52 > 0:15:54and then everything got a bit in my eyes

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- and then everything got a bit sort of everywhere.- Stan!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Thank you for trying to make a fuss of me this weekend.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03I've got three words to say to you.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Papa Pete's lasagne!

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Oh, yes!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14SNORING

0:16:20 > 0:16:22CLANK

0:16:22 > 0:16:24SNORTING

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Where's the light switch? - No, Hank, someone might see!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42OK, fair enough.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44It should still be in the bin.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Here it is. Now, where's the wood glue?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54SHE SNORES

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Katherine?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Katherine, where are you?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Katherine?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13SHE SNORES

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Just one more nail to hold it, while the glue sets.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Amazingly, this time, it looks like my plan's actually going to work.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33'And this is where we came in.'

0:17:33 > 0:17:34HE HOWLS IN PAIN

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, it really did.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48At least you stopped me from screaming. Thanks, Frankie.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50No problem. You would have done the same for me.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00HE SQUEALS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- SQUEALING - The beast!

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Is this really necessary?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Don't blame me, I wasn't the one who dropped a hammer on your foot

0:18:09 > 0:18:12You were bouncing around like a kangaroo on a pogo stick,

0:18:12 > 0:18:13but I think we got away with it.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Look, how many times do I have to tell you?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20There's no such thing as monsters.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22It came from down the corridor.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24It's the beast!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Now, it's... It's just some pipes or something.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Come on, I'll prove it.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Katherine? Katherine?

0:18:40 > 0:18:41I'm scared.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I want go back now.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Don't be ridiculous, it's nothing!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47SCRAPING

0:18:47 > 0:18:50It's the beast! Is going to devour another schoolchild!

0:18:50 > 0:18:51But...

0:18:51 > 0:18:53it... It's just a stupid story.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08HE GASPS

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Told you, it's just a Zipzer.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Right, I'm reporting you for being out of the hall.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16What, like you are?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I could just as easily report you.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Well played, Zipzer. That's not something I get to say very often.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Right, come on.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Katherine? Katherine, where are you?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I don't think your hand is broken, but it's probably best

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- not to hit it with a hammer for the next several days.- Thanks, Ash.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37And, hey, the good news is

0:19:37 > 0:19:38I finished my spice rack.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46SHE GASPS

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Katherine?

0:19:51 > 0:19:52- Whoops.- This way.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Zipzer!

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Mr Rock!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Wake up!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Aargh!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04A zombie attack!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Oh, it's just you. What do you want at this hour?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Watch these children. I have a Zipzer to hunt.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17All right, children. Rise and shine. Come on.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Let's get back to the hall. - I should have known! Another Zipzer.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23THEY ALL GASP

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Seriously?- I told you there was no such thing as monsters.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Just a bunch of losers, like this lot.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30What's that, then?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Aargh!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Every night that beast of Westbrook stalks the hall,

0:20:39 > 0:20:41looking for its prey.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- No, Emily, don't!- It's all right.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48It's just Katherine.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50There you are!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52And there you all are!

0:20:52 > 0:20:53ALL: Run, run, run!

0:20:53 > 0:20:56SCREAMING

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Yep, that'll be her.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01SCREAMING

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Got you!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Zipzers!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13We're so lucky to be in here by the campfire.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16What do you say we have some real fun?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Anybody up for a marshmallow?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- ALL: Me, me, me! - Me, too!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Thank you for a wonderful evening.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Thank YOU for the wonderful lasagne.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm sorry I've ruined everything.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33No, it was a lovely night!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Nothing could spoil it. - I will drink to that.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38PHONE RINGS

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Are you going to get that or am I?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I trust they will be severely disciplined.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh, believe me...they will!

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Dad, I can explain...

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Can you? Really?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Actually, I can't.- Just wait until I get you two home.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09I know Dad seems mad, but it'll be all right in the morning.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10I'm sure Mum will understand.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18I can't believe those two sometimes. First they ruin our evening

0:22:18 > 0:22:21and I bet they haven't even remembered Mother's Day.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Oh, of course they have!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I bet they just want to surprise you.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Surprise me? What are they going to do? Blow up the apartment?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Don't be silly!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's time to face the music.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Who knows? Maybe our presents might cheer Mum up.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Maybe. I just hope the glue sets.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Sorry about last night, Mum. - I'm very disappointed in me.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I've given myself lines.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54"I must not take Katherine to school sleepovers". 100 times.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Happy Mother's Day, Mum. - Happy Mother's Day.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oh, wow! You did remember!

0:23:10 > 0:23:13"New Adventures In Italian Food"!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Wow! How perfect!

0:23:16 > 0:23:17How did you find this?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20There's this thing called the internet, Mum.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23And here's my present.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31- What is that? - It's a spice rack, Stan!

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Well, that's just what I need.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Thank you, Hank.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Let's have a proper look, then. - With pleasure.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46ALL: Hank!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49At least I know the glue set.

0:23:49 > 0:23:54Tomorrow will see Westbrook's first-ever Top Teacher contest.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56If it's excitement you want, Headmaster...

0:23:56 > 0:23:58You won't believe your eyes.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00- What day is it tomorrow? - April Fools' Day, Miss.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03That's right. And April Fools' Day is...?

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Awesome.

0:24:04 > 0:24:09The school has been given a grant of £1,000.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11This contest will decide who gets it.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Miss A has been pranked?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Look out, Miss A!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15SHE SCREAMS