0:00:30 > 0:00:33- IN ROBOTIC VOICE:- You won't believe your eyes.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Look out, Miss A!- Argh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41LOUD THUD
0:00:43 > 0:00:45That is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
0:00:45 > 0:00:49and I made it happen, so why do I feel so bad about it?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51It all started last Tuesday.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53THEY ALL PLAY INSTRUMENTS
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- OK, OK, OK, all right. - TAMBOURINE METAL DISCS FALL ON FLOOR
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I'm telling you. You know what that is?
0:00:58 > 0:01:03That is the tambourine, just exploding with your musical power.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04PIANO PLAYS
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Hank, what IS that thing? - I think it's a piano?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09MUSICAL NOTES PLAY
0:01:09 > 0:01:11MUSICAL NOTES SHATTER
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- That did not sound good!- We are in desperate need of new instruments.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19BELL CLANGS ON FLOOR
0:01:19 > 0:01:20And a new bell.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Come on, Emily. You can crack this.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31An alloy that, when placed in water, produces a violent release of gas.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33LOUD PARP
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- It wasn't me! - LAUGHTER
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- TOGETHER:- April fool!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42PARP
0:01:42 > 0:01:45But tomorrow's April Fools' Day. Today is just Tuesday.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And that element of surprise sucked you right in.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49I refuse to me made fun of
0:01:49 > 0:01:52by someone who thinks calculus is a Roman emperor.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm going to stop this right now.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Announcement!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Now, in order to drag up standards around here,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04tomorrow will see Westbrook's first ever top teacher contest.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Top teacher contest? How interesting.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I presume there are rules, Mr Joy?- Rules?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, yes, the usual sort of thing.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17For morning assembly, a sensible presentation
0:02:17 > 0:02:21on the school motto, "Westbrook - Stepping Into The Future."
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Excellent! I have my presentation ready to go.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27How could you po...? He just said...
0:02:27 > 0:02:30You didn't make a presentation just for fun, did you?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33How I choose to spend my free time, Mr Rock,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36is entirely none of your business.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41And in the afternoon, a testimonial from a pupil of your choosing,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44saying why you should be our top teacher.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50The winner will get this very handsome, stylish trophy.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Teaching is not a competition. I'm out.- Ignore him, Mr Joy.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58He's obviously just scared of losing to me.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yeah, you know, I'm shaking like a leaf. Wb-wb-wb-wb.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You'll be missing out on a cash prize.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Cash prize? You should have led with that.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10The school has been given a grant of £1,000
0:03:10 > 0:03:12to spend on teaching equipment.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- This contest will decide who gets it.- £1,000?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Do you know how many trombones I can buy with that? I'm in!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Hank, will you make a speech tomorrow,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33explaining why I should be Westbrook's top teacher?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- You bet!- Oh, yes!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Will you make a speech tomorrow,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38explaining why I should be Westbrook's top teacher?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- I'd be honoured, Miss. - Oh, well, thank you, Nicholas.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Could you explain to me why we were running?- Running?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52An adult would never run in a school playground, Mr Rock.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- I could have sworn you were running. - I was walking!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Emphatically! Very different. Good day.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04So, after the fireworks, you come up through a trapdoor in the stage.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Does the stage even have a trapdoor? - Hank, please.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Then, once you're in position, the laser show starts. Ashley, hit it.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- ASHLEY PLAYS KEYBOARD - Hank, you've got to calm down.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Go, Saul. SAUL PLAYS A SINGLE NOTE
0:04:16 > 0:04:17And I'm on drums, obviously.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19HE HITS DRUMS AND CYMBALS
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oops. And that was my cue for the elephant and the canon.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:04:28 > 0:04:31This is Mr Joy's contest.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's his rules and he doesn't want any pizzazz.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36No pizzazz? Not even the elephant or the canon?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38TRUMPET WINDS DOWN FORLORNLY
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- No excitement. - But excitement is what you do.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Listen, we're still going to win this,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48when you give your amazing speech tomorrow afternoon.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I feel sorry for all the other teachers.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53They don't stand a chance, because Hank Zipzer is in the house.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Mr Rock - best teacher ever.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58LOUD OUT-OF-TUNE PIANO NOTE
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Sit down!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Silence!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Now, I want you all to start an essay
0:05:07 > 0:05:10while I take some of the more frivolous adjectives
0:05:10 > 0:05:12out of my Stepping Into The Future presentation.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- What's the essay on, Miss? - The human body.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Which is the most important body part and why?
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Essays in tomorrow. Is that clear, Henry Zipzer?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Not on Friday, not a week on Tuesday, not when you feel like it -
0:05:27 > 0:05:30tomorrow, the 1st of...
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Oh... What day is it tomorrow, Henry?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- April Fools' Day, Miss.- That's right and April Fools' Day is...?
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- Awesome.- Incorrect. I loathe April Fools' Day.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47And if any of you are thinking of trying to prank me, think again.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I am totally and utterly unprankable.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52No-one is unprankable.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Here are my top ways to prank Miss Adolf.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Prank one - doorknob dummy.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01When Miss Adolph tries to leave the classroom, she won't be able to.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05She'll be stuck in here forever. She won't know what's hit her.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Whoops-a-daisy. One hour's detention, Mr Zipzer.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19OK, prank two - ping pong pile-up. This one never fails.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Ah, Henry, would you get out the textbooks, please?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hmm?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Inappropriate use of PE equipment. Another hour's detention.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41This is bad. I can't even prank Miss Adolph in my imagination.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47OK, just explain to me why you want to ban April Fools' Day.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51It's just a waste of time - time that could be better spent on work.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Really? OK, have you ever heard of Leonardo da Vinci?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Leonardo da Vinci, from 1452, died 1519.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Architect, mathematician, inventor
0:07:02 > 0:07:04and one of the greatest painters to ever have lived.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07OK, I'm going to take that as a yes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Anyway, Leo said - and I'm not going to get this word perfect -
0:07:10 > 0:07:14but he said, "Go away for a while, relax
0:07:14 > 0:07:17"and then when you come back to your work,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19"your judgment is going to be surer."
0:07:19 > 0:07:26- He did?- He did.- So, pranks are a way for overworked minds to relax?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- MR ROCK GASPS - She got it!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33In that case, I'm going to have to study this very carefully.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Maybe a series of double-blind peer-reviewed experiments.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38We've got a different definition of "relax"!
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Argh! Mr Rock is Westbrook's best teacher. That's obvious.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49So, why is my speech so lame?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51SOUND EFFECT GADGET BEEPS
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Wait, got it! Everything's better with sound effects.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Mr Rock is the best.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59KNIGHT'S TRUMPET SALUTE He's way better...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01EXPLOSION ..than the rest.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03DUCK'S QUACK Yeah, that's not going to work.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- TOGETHER:- Argh! April fool!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Ha, ha, very funny. I think not.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Ah, don't try and hide it, Stan.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- We all know how much you love April Fool's Day.- Love it?
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- It's worse than Halloween! At least that's got sweets.- OK, Mr Grumpy.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- You two go and drag Hank out of his room.- Where's Emily? She's late.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Hank's probably hidden her as a prank.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Emily?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43What's the matter, Emily?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Er, acute pharyngitis caused by a streptococcal infection.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- I'll call an ambulance then. - Er, she's got a sore throat.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Yeah, I knew that. - I need to take the day off.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Off school?- Mmm.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58You must be feeling really awful. OK, stay in bed.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Your dad can look after you, unless, of course,
0:09:01 > 0:09:03you're scared of Emily pranking you, Stan?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05No, I think I'm quite safe from Emily.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Unlike some people, she knows how to behave like an adult.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Yep, definitely. That's me.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Totally prank-free.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Are you still doing your biology essay?- What biology essay?- Hank!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- I got distracted trying to write my speech for Mr Rock.- Oh, fair enough.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26But then I got distracted from Mr Rock's speech,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28trying to come up with a prank for Miss Adolph.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32And I finally got one, but it won't work without 100 helicopter drones,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34an ice rink and an x-ray machine.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Face it, Hankster, no-one can prank Miss Adolph.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38And she's going to win teacher of the year.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41She's bound to give the sort of boring presentation Mr Joy likes.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Unless...- Unless what?- Maybe there's still a chance. Follow me!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54FRANKIE SQUAWKS
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Excuse me, message from Mr Joy coming through, watch out.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- What's going on?- All teachers taking part in the top teachers contest
0:10:01 > 0:10:03need to make their Stepping Into The Future Presentation
0:10:03 > 0:10:05as exciting and innovative as possible.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- It's a last-minute change to test their improvisation skills.- Sneaky.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- I'm going to tell Miss Adolph.- Or you could forget to tell her.- Why?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14So her presentation will be really boring
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- and she won't win the contest. This is it. She'll be pranked.- Oh, dear.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I almost feel sorry for the boy.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Nice try, Henry Zipzer, but I heard everything.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Consider your message delivered, Miss Wong. Good day.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- How did I do?- Amazing!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Did she fall for it?- Yeah, totally. Miss A's been pranked!
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Yes!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Ha, ha! You are not pulling anything on ME today! No-one is.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Why are you here? - I just popped back from the deli
0:10:59 > 0:11:02while it was quiet to check on Emily but I wouldn't have bothered
0:11:02 > 0:11:05if I'd known you were looking after her quite so well.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07She's fine. I think.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09She's probably curled up asleep in there.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12No, Stan, if Emily were fine, she'd be at school.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15If Emily were ill, she'd be at school. Something's really up.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Emily, love, it's Mum. I just wanted to check that you were...
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Oops.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34What were you doing, Emily?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36What was so important that you had to miss school?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I need to prank myself under controlled conditions.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Of course you do.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Mr Rock said that pranks can make you better at learning
0:11:43 > 0:11:48and I want to be better at learning, so I want to like pranks.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Oh, and how's that going? - I still don't like pranks.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Well, you've got that in common with your father.- Right, how do I look?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Did I get rid of it all? - You, you missed a bit.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Better?- Yes, perfect.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Well, I love pranks and I want to show you how to love pranks too.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Er, as long as you do it far away from me, right?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- This is a prank-free zone. - Course it is.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15That's why I'm taking Emily to the deli.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22No, left hand up, boy!
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Mr Joy, I did wonder if I might possibly have
0:12:27 > 0:12:30a minute of your valuable time.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32You! Shout at that boy until that sign is straight!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34What is it, Miss Adolf?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's about innovation and excitement, headmaster.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Only I had thought you might prefer...- No! That's worse!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- I've said what I preferred, haven't I?- Mmm.- Get on with it!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Well, if it's excitement you want, headmaster,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54it's excitement you'll jolly well get! Hmm.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Emily, would you make yourself useful and get me
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- some mozzarella from the fridge, please?- It's not going to work, Mum.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I'm just not the sort of person that enjoys pranks.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Just do as you're asked, please, Emily.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- But, Mum, I know what you're doing. - The cheese, please.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17EMILY SIGHS
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Three, two, one. Cue the...
0:13:21 > 0:13:24MUM AND PAPA PETE LAUGH
0:13:24 > 0:13:26..clown.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31Hilarious. Mum, I've got an IQ of 142.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I can quote pi to 37 decimal places.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Really?- You're going to have to try a lot harder
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- than just surprise me with a clown. - OK, what about...?
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Not two clowns, either.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Welcome to the inaugural Westbrook top teacher contest.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52The first of our four presentations this morning
0:13:52 > 0:13:57on our school motto - Stepping Into The Future - comes from Mr Korpal.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Take it away. - APPLAUSE
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Stepping into the future - how does that relate to YOUR future
0:14:09 > 0:14:11and your position in the workplace?
0:14:11 > 0:14:16..Therefore increasing seasonally adjusted musical productivity
0:14:16 > 0:14:19by 0.70%.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22And I would just like to say, before I end,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26yes, this was THE most boring speech you will ever hear,
0:14:26 > 0:14:32but I've got to win this contest because trumpets just ain't cheap.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37SOUNDLESS BLOW LAUGHTER
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Thank you, Mr Rock. That was very good, surprisingly.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Now get off my stage!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Next...
0:14:48 > 0:14:50APPLAUSE
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- IN ROBOTIC VOICE:- Step into the future at Westbrook.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57You won't believe your eyes.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00What will 2060 look like?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Well, try this on for size.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04LAUGHTER
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Look what you did!- I know.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09DANCE MUSIC
0:15:09 > 0:15:12LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:15:14 > 0:15:15(Slide.)
0:15:20 > 0:15:22She's going to fall off the stage.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Thank goodness for that. It might end this horror!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Look out, Miss A!- Argh!
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Argh! - LOUD THUD
0:15:33 > 0:15:36GASPS AND LAUGHTER
0:15:40 > 0:15:47- Prank, Zipzer! You got Miss Adolf! - Yep. So, why do I feel so bad?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Was that meant to be some kind of April Fools' joke?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54No, headmaster.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I thought it was...
0:15:58 > 0:16:03..innovative and exciting, just like you wanted.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07It was horrendous, Miss Adolf, and embarrassing and expensive.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Have you seen the dent you made in the floor?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I... I'm so sorry.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17And if you think you're going to be Westbrook's top teacher now,
0:16:17 > 0:16:19you've got another thing coming.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- But...- You didn't even look like a real robot.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I'm not looking through the telescope.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34But you love space stuff, don't you? Just do it!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36But I know there's shoe polish on the end.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Just look through the telescope, Emily.- Fine.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42EMILY SIGHS
0:16:44 > 0:16:46MUM LAUGHS
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- April fool!- I've changed my mind. I want to go back to school.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I've got a chemistry problem I need to crack.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Nope, not until you love pranks.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Emily, come with me.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Your mother is trying to help you
0:17:03 > 0:17:06but you're too clever for her to surprise,
0:17:06 > 0:17:10so why don't you go and fill the sugar pots, stay out of her way?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21EMILY GASPS AND LAUGHS
0:17:21 > 0:17:26You got me! You pranked me and...I enjoyed it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- This is all down to you. You must feel amazing.- Yes, sort of.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Playing humble, huh? I like it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39PUPILS LAUGH
0:17:45 > 0:17:47LOUD PARP
0:17:47 > 0:17:49LAUGHTER
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Uh-oh, don't blow a fuse, Miss.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54PUPILS LAUGH
0:17:54 > 0:18:00Ha, that's very, um...funny, Frankie.
0:18:00 > 0:18:06Um, today's, um, lesson will be on...
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- PUPILS LAUGH CLASS:- April fool!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Miss Adolf, do you want me to collect in the essays for you?- What?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Oh, um, yes, please, Nicholas.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Hank, you've broken Miss Adolf. - I haven't broken Miss Adolf.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Miss Adolf, Henry Zipzer hasn't done his essay.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32- Well, um...maybe tomorrow, Henry. - PUPILS GASP
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Oh, no, I've completely and totally broken Miss Adolf.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38MECHANICAL WHIRRING AND POPPING
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Miss Adolf, if you can't punish Zipzer
0:18:42 > 0:18:44for a clear homework infringement,
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I cannot speak on your behalf at the top teachers contest this afternoon.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I resign.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Very well, Nicholas.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56What have I done?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03KNOCKING
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Come in.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08I wanted to apologise, Miss.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Er, apologise? Whatever for?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15For making you think you had to dress up.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I wanted to prank you so badly that I didn't even think
0:19:17 > 0:19:21about how it might...you know, make you feel.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Oh...not to worry. - Not to worry, Miss?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Yes, I mean, I, I did so want to be Westbrook's top teacher
0:19:29 > 0:19:31but that chance has gone now.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Let's not dwell on the past, Hank.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Do you mind if I call you Hank?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Hank?! This is awful! I need to get the old Adolf back somehow.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I know. There's only one thing for it.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Oh, come on, Miss! That's got to be worth a month's detention at least!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Er, time for the top teacher prize-giving.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Haven't you got a speech to give?
0:20:06 > 0:20:10HE SIGHS Yes, yes, I have.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I'm so glad Papa Pete's prank worked for you.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Now you can see how fun it is.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Argh!- What? What's that?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21April fool!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27After Papa Pete's prank, I had an idea about my chemistry project.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I added a compound of magnes... Never mind.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I added some chemicals to the soup, and voila!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Smoke and bubbles.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Right, nice.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42- And, um, these chemicals - are they safe to eat, yes?- Safe to eat...
0:20:42 > 0:20:47- PARPING - The soup! Don't eat the soup!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49No, no!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53TOGETHER: April fool!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55THEY LAUGH
0:20:55 > 0:20:57That's not funny!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Minions, we are just three pupils' speeches away
0:21:03 > 0:21:06from discovering which teacher's department
0:21:06 > 0:21:10will be the recipient of £1,000.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- PUPILS: Ooh!- Don't say, "Ooh!"
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Now, I understand that Nicholas McKelty has declined to speak
0:21:17 > 0:21:20on behalf of Miss Adolf after today's debacle,
0:21:20 > 0:21:22and who can blame him?
0:21:22 > 0:21:26So, I call on Henry Zipzer to speak on behalf of Mr Rock.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29APPLAUSE
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Mr Rock is a great teacher and if I have any musical talent at all...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37- He doesn't.- ..it's because of him.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43He's taught me the school is about so much more than exams and grades
0:21:43 > 0:21:46but he's not Westbrook's top teacher.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Westbrook School is like the human body.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51No part is more important than the other.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Mr Rock - he's the heart keeping the rhythm.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Mr Joy - decide for yourself which part HE is.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59LAUGHTER And Miss Adolf - she's the feet.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03She's tough, she's supportive and she keeps us moving forward.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Every part of the body is important, so that's why my vote
0:22:06 > 0:22:09for Westbrook's top teacher goes to everyone!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:14 > 0:22:17What a lot of nonsense, Henry!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20The most important part of the human body is the spleen,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23as you would well know if you had done your essay!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And school is ALL about grades and examinations,
0:22:26 > 0:22:30whatever this transatlantic troubadour might tell you.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Honestly, if you're going to spout this egalitarian claptrap,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35just because I relax for a couple of hours,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37then I'm going to have to double the pressure on you!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- PUPILS GASP - On all of you!
0:22:43 > 0:22:48So, if everybody wins, who gets the money?
0:22:48 > 0:22:53Well, me! Yes, it'll go nicely towards my holiday to the Bahamas.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Excuse me? - Er, for research for headmasters
0:22:57 > 0:23:00and how we react to sandy beaches.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- PUPILS MURMUR - All right,
0:23:02 > 0:23:03it'll be shared between everyone.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08Then that gives me enough money to get half a trombone.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Dismissed!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- I'm sorry, Mr Rock. - Are you kidding?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You did the right thing, Hank. My presentation was boring.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21It wasn't even worth £1, let alone £1,000.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25But I'm telling you, from now on, it is fun Rock or no Rock at all.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Thank you for your kind words, Henry.- You're welcome, Miss.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Now, don't be late for detention. - Detention, Miss?- For the next month.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You don't think you can vandalise a textbook
0:23:35 > 0:23:37and get away with it, do you?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42And she's back!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- I've got enough cans. - What's happening?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Goodness Fizz is giving away sports free equipment to schools
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- that collect their cans.- Get in!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Ow!- Oops.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Sorry. We should all be allowed to play with the new equipment.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, Frankie and Ashley are allowed but you're not.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You're like a suffragette.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Do you make a fuss?- Yes.- No!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06You show them, comrade.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09My team beats the best, we get to play in the elite sports centre.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10You're not going to beat us.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- WHISTLE - Let's go!- Argh! Zipzer!