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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- # We're so very happy, - we're the happy hippos
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- # Happy, happy, happy - every morning and afternoon
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- # Happy, happy, happy - every morning and afternoon
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- # Happy, happy, happy - every morning and afternoon #
0:00:56 > 0:01:01- Switch this baby nonsense off. - I want to watch something.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Henri, it's my turn to watch a DVD.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Even you must be bored by now.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14- No, I'm not. This is - the Hooray Happy Hippo box set.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- The dentist gave it to me - for being so good.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Of course, you're given - new DVDs to watch.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- I've watched mine - over 50 million times.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- I can't rent anything - from the DVD club...
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- ..because my pocket money's - been stopped.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- That was your fault. - You were horrid.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46- Pssst.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- What are you doing?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- What are you doing?- - Hush, it's top secret.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Take a look at this.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Gross Cam Zero?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Gross Cam Zero?- - The Extended Version.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I've wanted to watch this for ages.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Bogey, fart, poo!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- We're all sick and so are you!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- I don't believe it. Gross Cam Zero.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Mam and Dad won't let me watch it...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- ..because they're - the worst parents in the world.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- Off you go.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- Mam!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- It's OK. You can watch - the DVD if you want.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- I just thought you wanted - to watch the parade.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Parade?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- The Happy Hippos - march along the streets...
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- ..giving prizes to children - with the best costumes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Ooh. Are they coming here?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Hurry. They won't be long.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- When they're gone, they're gone.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I'll fetch my costume. - Wait for me, Happy Hippos.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- And now...
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- ..get ready for a film - full of the yuckiest things ever.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- DOORBELL
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Hello, Ffion. - What a pleasant surprise.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- And you've brought Carys with you.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Fussy Ffion and Carys? Oh, no.
0:03:20 > 0:03:26- We won't stay long. - We were just passing and called in.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Isn't that right?
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- Hello, Ffion, nice to see you. - Pity you can't wait long.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- You can stay for a cuppa.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Thank you very much.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- This will take ages.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- When I'm King, uninvited guests - will have the welcome they deserve.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- If you're having tea, - go to the kitchen...
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- ..closer to the tea-making equipment.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- We're happy here, thanks, Henri.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- The garden. You're always - telling us to go out for fresh air.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- What are you up to?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- What are you up to?- - Nothing, nothing.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Then I said, - "Well, that's not what I've heard."
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- She said, "You'll never guess - what he said about me."
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Oops. Just a little wind.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29- A little?
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- It's OK, these things happen. - I'll fetch a cloth.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- More than one, possibly.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- I'll do it Mam. - Leave everything to me.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Really? Are you sure?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Yes, Mam.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- I'll tidy the lounge for you. - You know how I like helping.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Thank you, Henri. You're very kind.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Hooray!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Oh, yeah, I'd better clean this up.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Yuck.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- At least I can watch Gross Cam Zero.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Gross Cam Zero. The fart and bogeys - extended version.
0:05:09 > 0:05:16- More bogeys, more farts and more - horrible stuff than ever before.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17- Dad!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Hello, Henri.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Mam and Ffion are in the kitchen.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- I know, but I'm so tired after - shopping. I'm going to have a nap.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- But...
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- This isn't fair. - I'll never watch the DVD.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Unless... I wonder what - the Gross Cam Zero crew would do?
0:05:46 > 0:05:51- This is the same as when they had - to get the teleporter out of the lab.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- I need to get the DVD - and the television up to my room.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- It was lovely to see you.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- It was lovely to see you.- - Don't look up. Please, don't.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Cheerio. Goodbye.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- How can a baby that small - produce so much sick?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14- Phew.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- What are you doing with the TV - and DVD player?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Hush!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- What's going on?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Henri was taking the TV and DVD - player to his room.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- What? You could have broken them.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- Well indeed, Henri.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- He wanted the TV to himself - even though it was my turn.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- He also told me there was - a happy hippo parade outside.
0:06:49 > 0:06:55- I waited and waited in my happy - hippo costume but no-one came.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- How could you be so horrid?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- For that, Alun gets more time - in front of the TV.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- That's not fair. - He gets time all the time!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- You should have thought about that - earlier.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Put the TV back where it belongs.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- There must be a way.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Everyone into the clubhouse.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Of course. That's the answer.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- Hello, Bethan.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- What?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- You have a DVD player - in the clubhouse.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39- What's it to you?
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- I was just wondering - if you wanted to watch my DVD on it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Depends. What is it?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- A spy film.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- I don't like spy films, - apart from Gross Cam Zero.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Wait, it is Gross Cam Zero. Look!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01- OK then.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- OK then, I'll play the film...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Steady on, Henri.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- We have to vote to see if - club members want to watch it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Yes, Henri.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Supper's almost ready. - We have to hurry.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- All in favour of watching - Gross Cam Zero.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- OK, can we start?
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- All against?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- Motion passed.
0:08:30 > 0:08:37- Now, what can you give me for - allowing you to use the DVD player?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- What can I give you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- If you want to watch the DVD...
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- ..I get to lead - the Purple Hand Gang for a week.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- What? Wise up.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- You can watch your film - somewhere else.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Yes, Henri.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Yes, Henri.- - OK then.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- You can lead the gang for a week.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- And pass the popcorn around.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- You're right next to it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Do you want to watch - the film or what?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- OK, OK, I'll do it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Here you go.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Can we watch the film now, please?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Play it. And hurry up.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Yes, Henri, - what are you waiting for?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Finally. Gross Cam Zero... Hippos?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Are you ready for fun - with the happy, happy hippos?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- You said you had Gross Cam Zero...
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- ..and all you wanted to do was - watch was Happy Hippos like a baby.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Yes, Henri, little baby.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Oh, no, I must have switched DVDs.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Why are you so late? - We've been waiting for you.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58- Who cares?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Who cares?- - I'll stop your pocket money again.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Here's your DVD.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- The rubbish DVD for little babies - who don't stop crying.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Mam!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Don't be so horrid, Henri.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- I've just remembered. - I picked up a film in the library.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Gross Cam Zero!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Do you like Gross Cam Zero?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Of course. - I loved it when I was your age.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Bogeys, farts and poo.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- We're all sick and so are you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- Yuck!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Can I watch it with you?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- That was the plan.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- It's too late now. If we'd eaten - on time, you could have watched it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- It's bedtime now.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:53 > 0:10:54- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:54 > 0:10:55- # Nah nah nah nah nah- - # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:11:00 > 0:11:01- # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah #
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