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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
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0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Do you want to win a trip - to the Gross Studios?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Yes, yes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- And enough slime for a whole year?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Yes, yes.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Answer this simple question and - you could win these great prizes.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Gross!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- This week's question is...
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- ..how often does a black beetle - break wind?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Go, worm! Now.
0:01:16 > 0:01:22- Henri, it's my turn on the computer. - I'm on the Hello Hippo website.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- You can log back on the baby nappy - website when I've finished.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Mam!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Right then, - black beetle breaking wind.
0:01:33 > 0:01:39- 326,741 results?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- That's not fair.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Henri? - It's Alun's turn on the computer.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Go - now.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- But...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- No buts, Henri. No means no.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- No-o-o-o-o!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Hello? Is that Ask a Silly Question?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- I want to know how often - a black beetle breaks wind.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- What? No, I don't want Pest Control.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- I want to know how often - a black beetle breaks wind.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- What a silly question.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Hello, is that the zoo?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- You have black beetles, don't you?
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Great. How often does - a black beetle break wind?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Of course I'm serious.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Hello? They hung up.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Can you search something for me?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- What?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- I want to know how often - a black beetle breaks wind.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- That's disgusting.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Do it, worm.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- Mam, Henri's asking me to do - horrible things on the computer.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Hush! You're such a baby.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Go and look for a black beetle.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Of course. That's the answer.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25- I will.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- What are you doing?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Looking for a black beetle. - I can't see one anywhere.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I hope not. - Black beetles like dirty places.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- My kitchen isn't dirty.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- I'll have to make it dirty then!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Urgh! Pwoah! Whoa! Yay!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Henri!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Uh-oh.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- No computer for a fortnight. - No pocket money for three weeks.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- No TV for a month. - I'll never discover the answer.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Hold on. A black beetle?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34- Aw!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- A black beetle ran into your garden. - I could catch it for you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Stay away. It's my black beetle.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Now, where did it go?
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- When I'm King, I'll have - as many black beetles as I want.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- I sentence you to death - by a black beetle breaking wind!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- If you want to know more, - head for the library.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- The library? Of course.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16- In a hurry, Henry?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- I'm going to the library.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- I'm going to the library.- - Oh, well, off you go then.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- Hiya, Henri.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Hiya, Henri.- - Hi, Huw.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Where are you going?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Nowhere.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Huw, you have detention.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53- But...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- But...- - I said now, boy!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Phew, that was close. Uh-oh.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Bethan, I want to speak to you - about your ballet lessons.
0:06:13 > 0:06:13- But...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- But...- - Now would be good.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19- Yes!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- Hush.
0:06:30 > 0:06:37- Hang on, Henri, have you used - your computer time for this week?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- I've hardly been here at all.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45- You've used all your time - for this week and next week.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46- What?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- One hour - on I Love Killer Boys Rats...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- ..and one hour on wild drums.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- You shouldn't even be - on those sites.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- I need to do some research.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03- Henri, if you have research to do, - look in a book.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- There are enough of them here.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- There are enough of them here.- - Here we go. Animals.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Let me see.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Donkeys, wolves, dogs...
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Black beetles!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26- It's mine.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Get your dirty paws off this book.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Aw!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Horrible Facts About Insects?
0:07:49 > 0:07:50- Cool.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Insects vomit on their food - before eating it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55- Yuck!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Caterpillars.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Here they are - black beetles.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- Whoa!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Whoa!- - Caught you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Hey, give it back.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Hush.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Ha, ha!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- Henri!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- No-o-o-o-o!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- A black beetle breaks wind...
0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Dylan Deallus?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Dylan, switch that off.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Sorry, Miss. I was doing research - for a competition.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- What's the answer?
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- The answer is once every 15 minutes.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- You like Gross Cam Zero?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Yes, it's my favourite TV programme.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Remember, Henri, no TV.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- OK, Mam.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41- No computer.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- OK, Mam.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- It's so unfair.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- No pocket money, no computer, - no Gross Cam Zero.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- I have the world's worst parents.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55- DOORBELL
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Hello. Is this the home of the boy - who entered the competition?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Well, yes. At least, I think so. - Did I win?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Yes. Congratulations.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Your favourite hippos - are joining you for tea.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Hippos?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- # We're happy and joyous
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- # We're the happy hippos
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- # Happy, happy, happy, happy
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- # Every morning and afternoon #
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- No-o-o-o-o!
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