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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- So, you keep your teeth in this?
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- It's not fair. - I want to watch Lloriwr Lloerig.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52- Hush.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54- Grrrr!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Come on, how much is it?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- This is so exciting.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- It's a priceless piece from Japan.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Even in this condition...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- ..it's worth 300,000.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- 300,000?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13- For an old pot?
0:01:14 > 0:01:19- Mam, Dad, the Old Unwanted Antiques - show visits the park next week.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I have a T-shirt - signed by the Killer Boys Rats.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- It must be worth millions.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- I could retire - even before finding a job.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- Henri...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- The pot. I've seen one - just like that somewhere.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44- Yes!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47- Where are you going?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Where are you going?- - Great Aunt Greta's house.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Mam's been tidying up!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Yes! But where are the autographs?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- She washed it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- It was very dirty, Henry.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- That T-shirt was worth millions. - How could she wash it?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- I was depending on that.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Rubbish, nothing but rubbish.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Yuck!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- What's this?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Pah! Old letters.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- To Great Aunt Greta.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- There's nothing down here.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Watch out, Henri.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- What's in the box?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Look at this.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- It's just like the one on TV.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Yes, it cost me 100.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Great Aunt Greta - drives a hard bargain.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- A small price to pay - for an early retirement.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- I'll never retire early.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I bet you Alun - has loads of valuable things.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- It's time to pay Alun a visit.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42- I just want to talk to you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- You're not getting your hands - on the first edition of Happy Nappy.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- I'll never sell them.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I'll never sell them.- - I wouldn't be seen dead with them.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- They're for smelly nappy babies - like you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Those autographs - were counterfeit anyway.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Anyone could have scribbled - on that T-shirt.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Of course. That's the answer.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Anyone can forge a signature.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Well, here we go then.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Good luck.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- A new car - is the first thing on the list.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- It'll have to be a big car - for all the shopping I'll be doing.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Anyone can forge a signature.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54- What do you think?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- This time next week, - you'll be in a gold cage.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Alun, the antiques show - is about to begin.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Coming.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Off you go, worm.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Look, there's Bethan.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- How much is it worth?
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Well, I've seen these - selling for thousands at auction.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Thousands?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Unfortunately, this is a fake.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32- What?!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Bad dog!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Poor dog.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Where's that feather?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Who sent this?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- A-ha! I know, Matthew Prys.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- All my love, George Adair.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- Easy.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Owain Glyndwr.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- Not!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Where did you find - these undergarments?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- I don't know.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Any idea how much underpants - from WWI are worth?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33- I don't know.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- People collect them - and they're worth 30.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- What do you think of that?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- What do you think of that?- - I don't know.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- OK, I'll be off then. With the - letters I found in the cellar.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Letters you said I could have.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Where are you going?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Where are you going?- - Huw's house.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- OK, shut the door on your way out.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Look, it's Dad!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Out of my way!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- I'll get you, Henri!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- This is an exciting moment - in the show's history.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- Where did you find this?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- It's my great aunt's.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- I wish my great aunt - was as generous as yours.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Yes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Oh, no. Only two minutes to go.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- It's an emergency!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- It always is.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Let's value this piece.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Well, if you insist.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Well, if you'd rather not know.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- Tell me...!
0:07:50 > 0:07:56- I'd have to say - this is worth half a million pounds.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57- Half...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Half...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- We're rich, we're rich.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- We're rich!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- On that incredible note, cheerio.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Hey! Wait!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Oops. You have to look - at these, they're priceless.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Look at this.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Henri?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- This would have been worth more - without the autographs.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- How about these?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- This was signed by Owain Glyndwr.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Yes, indeed, but it's a gas bill!
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- This was signed by Matthew Prys, - but it's for foot ointment.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- A common problem for film stars.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53- See you later, Henri.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- George Adair has bought a bra! - You forged these autographs.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- Maybe so.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- You forgot this.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05- Hold on.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I'll take that too.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Unless I'm mistaken, - this is a Red Rose.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- This stamp is priceless.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- That stamp is priceless.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- We're twice as rich!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Wait for me, Dad.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Ooh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- You sat on it!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- We have some strong glue at home.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Fear not, Henri sat on the pot...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- ..but we still have this.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Um...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Oh, no, you don't. That's mine.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- I fancy a cruise!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Don't worry. It's just money.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- What else in this house is valuable?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Happy Nappy!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:36 > 0:10:37- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- # Nah nah nah nah nah- - # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah #
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