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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Read all about it! - Read all about it!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Yeah, read all about it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Thank you and enjoy.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Read all about it!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- About what? - Fluffy fairies and pink dollies?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Not at all. - This is serious journalism.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- What's serious?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- What's serious?- - Journalism.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- You wouldn't recognise journalism - if it bit you on the nose.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Yeah, bit your nose.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- This is serious.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Look, Henri.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22- Why? It's a silly magazine Bethan - and her friends cobbled together.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Yes, at Miss Lletchwith's - personal request.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- This is serious.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- This is serious.- - Let me see.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- Who wears frilly pink knickers - and answers to the name Henrietta?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Full story with photographs inside?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- N-o-o-o-o-o!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Where did you find - those photographs?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- I can't reveal my sources. - Sorry, Henri.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- Read all about it.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- The frilly pink knickers shock.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Is it true, Henri?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Is it true, Henri?- - Of course it's not.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Well, yes, in a way.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Well, uh... See you, Henri.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Only one person - could have told Bethan.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Worm!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Where are you?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Hello, Henri!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Hello, Henri!- - What have you been saying about me?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Oh, that. Only doing my job.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Which is?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Which is?- - Knitting editor of the newspaper.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Knitting editor?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Knitting editor?- - Yes, he's a great knitter.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I publish safety guidelines - for everything.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- We publish - the Tidy Room, Tidy Mind supplement.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- Really?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Really?- - Dylan covers scientific topics.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Bleddyn...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Bleddyn...- - Let me guess. Restaurant reviewer?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Yes. Huw does the fashion review.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Huw? Fashion?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- How could you? - You're my best friend.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Well, most of the time.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Well, most of the time.- - What do you think?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Is that trendy?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- I think everyone's confused.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Boo-hoo!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- What's wrong now, Ben?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Bethan won't let me do anything - for the magazine.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- That's a good thing, isn't it? - Who'd want to work for her?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Me.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Dad's a newspaper journalist.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- He wants me to be just like him...
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- ..but I'm not allowed to do anything - with the school newspaper.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Hold on. Your father's a journalist?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Yes. Boo-hoo!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Yes. Boo-hoo!- - Ben, I need to speak to your father.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- If you can't beat them, join them.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- We want to start our own newspaper.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- We'd really appreciate your advice.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Well, it won't be easy.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- She's way ahead of you already.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- What we need - is something we call a scoop.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- A scoop? Like an ice cream scoop?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- You have a lot to learn.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- A scoop happens when you run a story - before anyone else.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- You publish it - and accept the plaudits.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- OK. We need a scoop. - How difficult could that be?
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- I thought we could call it - "knit one right and knit one left".
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Well done.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Huh!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Keep going, boys.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- I have to go. The next issue - is hot off the press as we speak.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Yes, hot off the press.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- You'll get it hot off the press.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Henri...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- Henri...- - Do you have a scoop?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Well, I'm not sure.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Try me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Try me.- - Well, it's Seth.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16- Yes?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Yes?- - Someone heard him in the lab...
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- ..talking to someone called Eirwen.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Come and see for yourself.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29- Eirwen. Oh, Eirwen.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- What are you doing here - at this time of day?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- We came to ask you...
0:05:41 > 0:05:42- Yes?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Yes?- - Who's Eirwen?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- Eirwen?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48- Eirwen!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Eirwen the goldfish.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- Oh, yeah. - Of course, Ben, Eirwen the goldfish.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Yes.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I'm writing a piece - on the life of a goldfish.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- They're great creatures.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- They have a memory span - of five seconds.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Really? Well, that's incredible.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Well, must go.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Incredible. Absolutely incredible.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Incredible. Absolutely incredible.- - Yes. What's incredible?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Now then, little fish, - what's your name?
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Thank you, Miss Lletchwith, - everything's been arranged.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- You two are stalking me again. - Have you found your scoop?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Ha, ha!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- How do you know about that?
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- I wouldn't be doing my job if - I didn't know about the competition.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- We interviewed your father!
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- The most well-known journalist - in town.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- He told us everything - about your pitiful little project.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Sorry, Henri.
0:07:04 > 0:07:11- I know everything before you, - Mr Journalist Without a Scoop!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- I'm the Queen of Magazines.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- No-one will change that, - especially a snitch like you!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- OK?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- BELL RINGS
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- "School Dinners Please Everyone."
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Says who?
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- Tudwal.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Tudwal.- - He never says anything apart from...
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Not according to this magazine.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Hmmm.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Come on, Henri, we'll be late.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- Hey!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- "When we asked Tudwal - for his views on school dinners...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- "..he replied, - 'They're delicious, I love them.'"
0:08:00 > 0:08:01- That's not true.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- What links school dinners, - Tudwal and the Queen of Magazines?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- What do you like best - about school dinners?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- I don't know.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- I don't know.- - Henri! What's the answer?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- I don't know.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- That's it, Henri, - I've had enough of your cheek.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Go to Miss Lletchwith's office - right away.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- OK, Miss Hen Sguthan.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Take this as evidence.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- OK, Miss Hen Sguthan.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Henri, still waiting - for a scoop, are you?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- I have an important appointment - with Miss Lletchwith.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- You need an article - about school dinners.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I'll write about school dinners...
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- And mathematics.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- If we can go through - that list again...
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- ..one article - on the delicious school meals...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- ..an article - on the wonderful PE lessons...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- ..and then mathematics.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- What are you doing here?
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- I was sent out - for not concentrating.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Do you have your camera?
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Of course. What kind of journalist - doesn't carry a camera?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- In we go!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- I should have known.
0:09:39 > 0:09:45- The Queen of Magazines accepting - money to write favourable articles.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- Who'd have thought?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Who'd have thought?- - Henri... Ben, I can explain.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Can you really? I can't wait - for everyone to read about this.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Well, no, that's not what I meant.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- How much, Henri?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Money isn't everything.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- So, what?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Read all about it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Read all about it.- - Yeah, read all about it.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- You can do better than that.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Read all about it.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Henri is the King of Magazines.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Read all about it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- That's better.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Now then, Huw, - about these fashion pages...
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