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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:31 > 0:00:37- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- I took him to work last time. - It's your turn.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54- That's not fair. A famous author - is coming in to sign books today.
0:00:55 > 0:00:55- Who?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- Who?- - Ceri Arian.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Ceri Arian? - Henri's favourite author.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- I know, but I can't risk it. - She's very famous.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07- HE BREAKS WIND
0:01:07 > 0:01:08- HE BREAKS WIND- - Finished!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- What? What have I done now?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Nothing much, again.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Mam? - What were you two whispering about?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- I was telling Dad that you could - come with me to work today, Alun.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- I love coming to work with you.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29- I love coming to work with you.- - Ahem!
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- Mam said that Ceri Arian - was coming to the bookshop today.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35- Ceri Arian?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Yes, Henri. So, Alun, - you'll be coming with me today.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- I've always wanted to learn - how to make a toothbrush.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Ceri Arian? - The Gross Cam Zero books author.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- I don't believe it. I'll get - all my books and he can sign them.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Thanks!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- For once, only for today...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- ..you're the best mother - in the world.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Thank you, Henri.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Ceri Arian! - I'm going to meet Ceri Arian.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Hooray!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Henri, it's time to go.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Only one book, Henri.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Hurry up, I don't want to be late.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29- OK then.
0:02:34 > 0:02:34- Ow!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Ow!- - Cool School.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- I'll take this one.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Come on, we don't want to be late - for Ceri Arian.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Any nonsense today, Henri, - and you won't meet Ceri Arian.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- Yes, Mam.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- We're getting off here.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Hurry up, Henri.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- My book.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Oh, no.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- She's Mrs Mwsog, not Mrs Blewog!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- There you are. Nice to see you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Hello, Mrs Blewog... Mrs Mwsog.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Hello, little dog.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Since it's quiet, I was hoping - we could count some stock.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Of course, Mrs Mwsog.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- I'll sit here and wait.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Oh, no, Henri, - I have a job for you too. Follow me.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54- There you go, Henri. - Put these books on those shelves.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- OK.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- There are plenty more too.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- OK.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- I've finished putting the books - on the shelf.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- It's time I had something to eat.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Which one? Red or yellow?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Henri, - I've put more books out for you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- OK, Mrs Mwsog.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Hello?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- Hello?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Oh, Henri.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- It's nice to see you - spending your day wisely.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Hello, Miss Hyfryd.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Hello, Miss Hyfryd.- - I'm looking for Expressing Emotions.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Sometimes, it's good to get it out - of your system. It's for a friend.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Yes, Miss Hyfryd.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- We'll look under E.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Hello, anyone here?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- You go, Henri, I'll be fine here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- It's all the way up there.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Henri, I'm searching for a book.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- I'm searching for... - What am I searching for?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Oh, yeah, - a book about improving my memory.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- What was its name?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- I think it's red with a picture - of a football on the cover.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Hey! That's mine!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- This is mine! - How did you do that, Henri?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I don't know.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- Thank you, Henri. I think.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Phew. - It's definitely time for some food.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Ah, Henri. There you are.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Cool. Gross Cam Zero.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Put the pre-ordered books out early. - I think we'll be busy.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- Don't let anyone in - until it's book signing time.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33- These books are like gold dust. - You can unpack more books.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Ceri Arian. Gold dust.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Let me in. Let me in, I said.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- I want Ceri Arian's book.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Henri!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Henri! Is that you? Let me in now. - You're so horrid!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Henri!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Go away, the door's locked.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03- No, it's not, you've just opened it. - Let me in right away.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Ah, Ceri Arian!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- No, you don't. Stop!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Give it back.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- One for me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Boo!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- And another one for me.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Because I'm worth it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27- There you are.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- You'll have to wait your turn, - you ugly little witch.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Henri, - there are more books to unpack.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- What do you want now?
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- I thought I could get - plot A in and plot B...
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- ..leaving enough room for plot C.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- What are you talking about?
0:08:02 > 0:08:07- I'm discussing ideas for - my new book, thank you very much.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Girls can't write books.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- Henri, have you met Ceri Arian?
0:08:15 > 0:08:20- Uh, I'm... uh, you're a girl.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Yes indeed. And you're Henri.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Uh, yes. I think so.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Nice to meet you, Henri. - I've heard so much about you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Have you?
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- "And no-one lived happily - ever after.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- "They were doomed to a life of - misery, stench and school dinners."
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Next, Ceri Arian - will sign books over here.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Form an orderly queue.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Take only one book.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05- What's your name?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07- Dyfrig Drewllyd.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Come on, move it!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Thank you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- What's your name?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17- What's your name?- - Wena Wael.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Less talking! Come on.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Go and get your book - and join the queue.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26- Thank you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29- Sorry!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- You must be...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- You must be...- - Myfanwy Mwyn. Thank you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- Can you write, "Some day - you'll be as famous as me."
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- OK.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- My book!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Thank you, Ceri Arian. - You're the best.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- This isn't fair.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Get lost, you ugly rat!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Do something, Henri.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I will.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- There you go, Henri.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Thank you.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I'll get you for this, Henri.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- She's written a special message - for me.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Wait, she's written something else.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Carry on being horrid, Henri!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Hooray!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:52 > 0:10:53- # Nah nah nah nah nah- - # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- # Nah nah nah nah nah!
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