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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- On, Gross Cam Zero, on!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Hey! I'm watching TV.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Be thankful Mam didn't ask you - to tidy up.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- I wonder why Mam didn't ask me? - She usually does.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- She wanted it done properly, - that's why.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Someone very important - is calling here today.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- # Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques... #
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Five more minutes - and then the TV's off.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19- OK, Mam.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22- And it stays off.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- And it stays off.- - OK, Mam.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25- CAR HORN
0:01:25 > 0:01:26- CAR HORN- - He's early.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Who's early?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Who's early?- - Mr Mwsog.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- He's coming over - to discuss a promotion. Oh, no!
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- What's wrong?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- What's wrong?- - It's Ffion.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Oh, no. Not Fussy Ffion.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41- And Carys.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- And Carys.- - Great! Carys too.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- I invited them round for coffee.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Well, it will have to be a quick - one. Come on, switch the TV off.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Why? Mr Mwsog isn't here yet.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Switch it off, Henri.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Now. Show some manners - for once in your life.
0:02:01 > 0:02:07- Today will be a good day. - Today will be a good day.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- Hello, Ffion.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14- Hello, hello. - That's what I was just saying.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15- What's that?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- What's that?- - Today will be a good day.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Well, maybe not for everyone.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Hello, Ffion.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- Hello, Alun.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Urgh! What stinks?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42- Me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Me.- - No, not you.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50- It's Carys.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I think she needs her nappy changed.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Poor little baby!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Oh, no. He's here.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Ffion, boil the kettle. Henri, take - Carys to the bathroom and wash her.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Oh, that's a good idea. - I could do with a cuppa.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Here you go, Henri.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- What am I supposed to do with her?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- What am I supposed to do with her?- - Clean her up and change her nappy.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- You do know how to change a nappy?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Uh...
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Uh...- - He'll be here soon.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- I need tea cups, biscuits...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- You do have a sugar bowl, don't you?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- I can't do this.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Mr Mwsog, lovely to see you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Today is going to be a good day.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- Henri...
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- Henri...- - Finally.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- It's not locked. - Are you here to help?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- No, Mam asked me - to play the cello for Mr Mwsog.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Ffion thought you might want this.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Aren't you going to say thank you?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Aren't you going to say thank you?- - Thanks for nothing.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Mam says - you have to stay up here...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- ..and keep Carys happy - until Mr Mwsog leaves.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26- Or what?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Or what?- - Or watch out.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- See you later, Henri.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Oh, no.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- No! Not Mr Lladd.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Thank you, Carys. - I'd better clean you up.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54- No more sick, Carys!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Very funny.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Your nappy still needs changing. - Where's the changing bag?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Wait for me.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I'll fill the sugar bowl, Mr Mwsog.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- You can't come down now. - He's about to offer her a promotion.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- # Girls are best, girls are best
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- # Yes, yes, better than boys #
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- That's all I need.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- # Girls are best, girls are best, - yes, yes, better than boys #
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Can you be quiet? - I have things to do here.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Ha! What things? Girly things?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Yes!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Yes, girly things.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Of course. That's it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- They know how to change a nappy. - They are girls, after all.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- If you're girls, - can you do girly things?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Such as?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Only real girls can do this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Try me, Henri.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- OK then. - Do you know how to change a nappy?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Change a nappy?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Change a nappy?
0:06:29 > 0:06:35- I've changed more nappies - than you've had hot dinners.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36- Really?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Really?- - No, but he doesn't know that.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- OK, tell me how to do it.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- What are we going to do now?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- I know how to change a nappy.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I change my little sister's - nappy all the time.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52- Why are you whispering?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Why are you whispering?- - It's nothing.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Do you want to know - how to change a nappy?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59- Come on then.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Come on then.- - Well...
0:07:01 > 0:07:02- Tell me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- What's it worth?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Three chocolate biscuits.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08- Four.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Four.- - Deal. Tell me.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- SHE WHSIPERS
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- First, open the nappy.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- I'd worked that out.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Wipe the yucky stuff away.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- OK, I'm wiping the yucky stuff away.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- # Girls are best, girls are best
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- # Better than boys
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- # Girls are best, girls are best
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- # Better than boys, girls are best
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- # Better than boys, girls are best #
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Shush! I can't hear myself think.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Ooo-ee-ooh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- There's no need to be like that.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Yeah, no need to be like that!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Look, tell me what comes next.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- It's not easy.
0:08:07 > 0:08:13- If it were easy, anyone could do it - - even you!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Tell me!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Tell me!- - OK then.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Place a clean nappy on the baby.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Place a clean nappy on the baby. OK.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Which way does it go?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Which way does it go?
0:08:39 > 0:08:44- The rabbit at the front, - the little kitten at the back.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Here goes.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Not bad, even if I say so myself.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Oh, no, you don't want to do that.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Argh! Henri!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- Oh, no.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Thank you very much for calling, - Mr Mwsog.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- I appreciate this very much.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Henri! Thank you for looking after - little Carys.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Henri's so good - at looking after little babies.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- I'll get you, Henri.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55- Henri!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- What are you laughing at?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- You're...
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- You're really...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- What am I?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- A stinky nappy baby!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- No-o-o-o-o!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- # Nah nah nah nah nah- - # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:41 > 0:10:42- # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah #
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