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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Come on, come on.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- For only 1, you could be - the school's head for the day.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- All the names go into the hat.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- One, please.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Good luck.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Are you sure this is a good idea?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- It's only some end-of-term fun.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- It's all for charity.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Are you going to put - your name forward?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- What are the odds?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Of winning? For me, pretty good.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- For you, - as likely as Miss Sguthan is...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- ..of sending you - a Valentine's card.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- It would be like - being king for a day.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40- It's worth a punt.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Yes, but is it worth a pound?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46- One, please.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Thank you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Good luck, Henri.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- The fanfare.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- I could do so much good - as a headmaster.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Everyone would have to obey me.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- All the things I could have bought - with that pound.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- And the winner is...
0:02:24 > 0:02:25- Miss Lletchwith.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Henri, Henri!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Yes!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- No-o-o-o-o-!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- I hope you understand - what you have to do.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- What do you mean?
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Being head of a school - is a job with authority.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Oh, yes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Oh, yes.- - You must punish bad behaviour.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- That's just the parents.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- He couldn't be a team captain - let alone the school's head.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- What do you mean?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- I'm a born leader. Now that I'm - in charge, I'm going to...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- ..appoint a new deputy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Huw will take your place.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- You can't do this to me.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Of course I can.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- I'm the head, - aren't I, Miss Lletchwith?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Yes, I'm afraid.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Dilys, I beg you, stop this.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- I can't. I promised.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- I could never break a promise.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Good luck, Henri.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I'll see you all tomorrow.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Dilys! Don't leave me this way.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Things are going to change - around here.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I'd never betray your trust.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Henri the head - wants to look after you.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- Hear, hear.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Thank you, Deputy Head Huw.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- Who's fed up with all the vegetables - they feed us in the canteen?
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- From now on, Happy Burgers - will be providing school dinners.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Yuck!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22- Don't you want that?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- No.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Goodbye, Computer Studies.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Hello, computer games.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Karaoke instead of music lessons.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- # Walking without legs! #
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- The new school song.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Maybe we should come back later.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Maybe we should come back later.- - Good idea.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- We can't let this go on.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- We must fight back.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Enter.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- We've had enough. - You're not fit to be head.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- You walk into my office...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- ..to tell me this while I'm eating?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Listen, - here's an offer you can't refuse.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- 12 times around the school - and then a cold shower.
0:05:24 > 0:05:24- Or...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Or...- - Detention.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- How long do we have to stay?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I don't know.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- You're the most popular - headmaster ever.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- I'll second that. Enter.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- You wanted to see me?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Have you forgotten something?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Have you forgotten something?- - You wanted to see me, sir?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Could you make me and Huw - a cup of tea?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Why would I want to do that, - beetle brain!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Do you like being Henry's servant?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- I don't know.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- The coast is clear. OK?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- You know why you're here.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Our school is being threatened - by an evil force.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- My brother! Henri the head.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Destroying my home life - isn't enough for him.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- He's bringing this school - to its knees.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- Henri's abusing his position. - Enough is enough.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Away with the head! - Are you with me, boys?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- Boys?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- I take it no is the answer? Great!
0:07:00 > 0:07:06- Henri the head will have something - to say when he hears about this.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- I've never had detention before. - How long does it last?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- HE SNORES
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- He doesn't know.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- He doesn't know.- - I want Miss Lletchwith back.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- I want to be deputy head again.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I want to have my own way again.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- We're free to go.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- Phone.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- The real one!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- This is the school.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I'm worried about Henri.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I have no idea who phoned you.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- I have no idea who phoned you.- - If Henri is lagging behind...
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- ..why don't you give him - some more homework?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- I see. OK. More homework it is.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Thank you, Huw.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Well done on your promotion.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Take care.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- More homework? What are you doing?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- I got rid of them.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Who's there?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- What are those?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- What are those?- - End-of-term reports.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- You must fill them all in.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- This will take ages.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- No holidays for me then.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- No holidays for me then. - No holidays for me then.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- Can't you see what he's doing? - He's destroying our school.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- With his burgers - and silly school songs.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- We can't trust Henri. - He's abusing his position.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Where's the evidence?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Here. I heard him with my own eyes!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- No holidays... No holidays... - No holidays... No holidays...
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- He can't do that.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- No, he can't.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- So, out with the head.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Out with the head. - Out with the head.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Out with the head.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Out with the head.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- We'll see how strong you are now, - Henri the head.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- You said everyone loved me.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- They changed their minds. - It's part of being a head.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- That's the part I don't want.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Where are you going?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Where are you going?- - Miss Lletchwith can have the job!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Wait for me, Henri.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- I can't wait until - Mam and Dad read my report.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Nor me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Really?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Really?- - I wrote the reports when I was head.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- What? I mean, oh, no!
0:10:15 > 0:10:16- Which ones?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Only yours and mine.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Here you go, Mam. What's for tea?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- # Nah nah nah nah nah- - # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- # Nah nah nah nah nah!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- # Nah nah nah nah nah nah #
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