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0:00:05 > 0:00:06- # It's not fair
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- # When Mum and Dad nag-nag
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- # "Stand up straight! - Don't be rude!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- # It's so not fair, - cos the Killer Boys Rats know
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # School stinks, kids rule
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- # So when they send you to your room
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- # Sing a little tune
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- # You sing nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- # Nah nah nah nah nah - nah nah nah nah nah!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- # Nah nah nah nah nah
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- # Nah nah nah nah nah #
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Please, please, can we stop off - in Happy Eater on the way home?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- But the food is disgusting, Henri.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49- The food is delicious.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- And I have a voucher - to eat my weight in burgers.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01- You should treat your body - like a temple, not a compost heap.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- You're the compost heap, worm!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- That's enough, Henri.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- We wouldn't stop at Happy Eater - if it was the last place on Earth.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- This isn't fair. - We never go where I want to go.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- OK then. Where first?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- I want to visit Women's World.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- What?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- What?- - Oh, no! Not Women's World.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Excellent. I like Women's World.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- I know you do. - They have a lovely cafe.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- We can all have tea there.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- People have nipped into that shop - and never come out again.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- It's a pink Bermuda Triangle - full of perfume.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- I feel sick. Car sick.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I haven't started the car yet.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Yes. Strange, eh?
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Sounds horrible. - I'll stay home to look after him.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Sorry, I was really looking forward - to our little trip.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Have a safe journey.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Have a safe journey.- - Yes, have a safe journey.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Only you and me, Dad.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Yip.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- All alone.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What can we do? - Watch some Gross Cam Zero?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Play Mad Gladiator on the computer.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Later maybe.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- I want to sort out the shed.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Try and be good.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Hello. Lost your fishing boat?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Hello. Lost your fishing boat?- - I found these in the shed.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- I started thinking...
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Father and son. No-one to disturb - us. How often does that happen?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02- Once too often?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Once too often?- - Henri. We're going fishing.
0:03:13 > 0:03:19- I spy with my little eye - something beginning with...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- ..W.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Uh... window?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Yes! How did you know?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- Lucky guess.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Will we be there soon?
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Yes, love. It's only a small queue.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Hurry up, Henri.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- I don't know why - I didn't think of this sooner.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Father and son, at one with nature.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- Great!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05- Aw!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Look, the perfect place.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- We are kings of the jungle, - lords of the forest.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15- Lazy by the lake.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- We'll soon be eating - the fish we've caught.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- The only ones I eat - are in breadcrumbs.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- It's all coming back to me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Watch and learn. - It's all about timing.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Over the shoulder, aim and cast.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- In one, perfect movement.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Um... Uh...
0:04:49 > 0:04:50- Oh, dear.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Oh, dear.- - Oh, dear.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Oh, drat.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Oh, dear. Drat.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- You might catch some flying fish.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- What lesson have we learnt, Henri?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Don't cast under a tree.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Well done, Henri.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I've caught something.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- A hat?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- Hey!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Hey!- - What? Sorry, Madam.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Stealing my hat.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Nasty man.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40- Big bully!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42- It was an accident.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Why does everyone have to - beep their horns all the time?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- I'm really hungry now. - Is there any food in the car?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Yes, love. Organic crackers.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- Lovely.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- I spy with my little eye...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Move it!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- OK, Henry. Let's do this properly.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Watch and learn.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Help, help.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- That's a huge catch, Dad!
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- Look at that.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42- PHONE RINGS
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- It's your mother.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Hello, love. - How's it going in Women's World?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Sorry, I can't hear you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Oh, dear. I see.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Yes, well...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18- Cool!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Is that your plane?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- It's so cool. Can I have a go?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- I'll give you three magazines, - a bopper and a pot of slime.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- This is your captain speaking. - We're flying at a height of 100ft.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Watch this. Upside-down.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Tractor? Tyre?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- I have no idea, Alun.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- No, Alun, I'm not angry with...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Oops. - This isn't as easy as it looks.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10- I'm sure you'll be moving soon. - Got to go. Cheerio.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- What is that noise?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- A true innovator - adapts to his environment.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- All I need is two pieces of wood - to rub together.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- I'm starving.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- ..seven, eight, nine, ten.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Deep breaths.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Why do you need such a big car?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Does it make you feel more powerful? - Does it?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Easy, Mam. Keep counting.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- One, two, three...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- What's all this mess?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Litter bugs!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Yes? Yes? The same to you too.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Thieves. - This place is overrun with thieves.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Let's go home.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Let's go home.- - The house keys were in my trousers.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26- Let's phone Mam.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Let's phone Mam.- - The phone is soaking.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- No phone, no clothes.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- No fish for supper.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- Oh, dear.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- We do have something.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Do we?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- My Happy Eater voucher. - Eat your weight in burgers.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Hooray... - But I don't have anything to wear.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Try these.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- I feel silly.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- I feel silly.- - Relax, no-one will notice.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Ready to order?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- This father-son experience - has made me hungry.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- I'll have one of everything.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Great. And for you, sir?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- What do you suggest?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- One of everything.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Ahem.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21- Mam?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- How was Women's World?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- How was Women's World?- - I ran out of petrol.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27- Join us.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Thank you.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Hooray! Happy Eats!
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0:10:50 > 0:10:51- # Nah nah nah nah nah!
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