Episode 11

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better turn off, this show ain't for you

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# With Horrible Histories: Gory Games

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Horrible Histories: Gory...Games! #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb.

0:00:27 > 0:00:32And me, Rattus Rattus, and are WEEEE happy to see you?!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35I said you couldn't last a minute without saying something rude.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37What are you talking about?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39You just said "WEEEE"!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Dave, honestly, do you have to be so rude? I said "we".

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Yeah, well, that's not quite how you said it, is it?

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- You went "WEEEEE"! - There you go again.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh, I do apologise, viewers. He just can't help himself!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55OK, let's just get on and meet our Horrible Historians, shall we?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hello, I'm Samuel from London.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hello, Samuel.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hi, I'm Leah from Lancashire.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02You're very welcome, Leah.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hi, I'm Rohan from London.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Hello, Rohan from London!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Welcome, everyone.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12And you can play along at home using the Gory Games app.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16If you haven't got it yet, check it out on the CBBC website.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19OK, that lot are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Yes, and at the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

0:01:23 > 0:01:26will win a prize that I fished out of the sewer.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30And let me tell you, it is a brilliant prize.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32If, and only if, you're a stinking rodent.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Let's just crack on with the first round.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38What's it about? It's over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42It's the Frightful First World War.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45So four questions on World War I coming up.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51and your four World War I topics are...

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Rohan, it's your turn to pick first. What would you like?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Um, can I have pilots, please?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Your question is...

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Let's see those answers now, please.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24OK, Rohan has gone for C,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Leah and Sam have both gone for B.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27What's the answer, please?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29The answer is...

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Well done, Rohan, the first eyeball is awarded.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Leah, it's your turn to pick a category.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Um, can we have Pianos, please?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44In 1915, why did one Londoner throw his piano out of the window?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Was it because...

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Ooh, that's a tricky one! What do you think? Is it A, B or C?

0:02:58 > 0:03:04Rohan's gone for A, Leah and Sam agreeing again - this time on B.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05What's the answer, please?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08The answer is B, he threw the piano out of the window

0:03:08 > 0:03:10because it was a German piano.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12That's right, the Germans were the enemy

0:03:12 > 0:03:15and the owner trashed the piano because he wanted to be patriotic.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18First brain, first skull, we're all off the mark.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Sam, what category do you want? - Can I have Farmhouse, please?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Irish soldier Patrick Fowler was caught in a farmhouse

0:03:28 > 0:03:35behind enemy lines and spent most of World War I hiding in a what?

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Was it A, a wardrobe, B, a toilet, or C, a coal bunker?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Let's see those answers now, please.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50A total spread there.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Rattus, who's right?

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Well, the answer's A, a wardrobe, so Sam's right!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Some Germans moved into the farmhouse

0:03:59 > 0:04:01so he had to hide in a wardrobe.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03There can't have been much room in there,

0:04:03 > 0:04:07what with the lion and the witch in the wardrobe.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08I do the funnies, Dave.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10So it would seem.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well done, Sam, that's another point for you.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15You go into the lead with one question left in this round.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18It's a question on Regent's Park, and this is what it is.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21During World War I, a massive building was put up

0:04:21 > 0:04:24in Regent's Park, said to be the largest wooden structure

0:04:24 > 0:04:26in the world, but what was it for?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36What do you think? Is it A, B or C?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Let's see your answers now, please.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Rohan and Leah have agreed on B,

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Sam is on his own this time on A.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44What's the answer, please?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47The answer is B, it was for sorting post.

0:04:47 > 0:04:5112 and a half million letters were sent to the trenches every week.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54E-mail would've been so much easier.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Well, it's a three-way tie at the end of the round,

0:04:58 > 0:05:01and that means it's a tie-break situation.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Beginning with the letter F, what was the name of the game

0:05:04 > 0:05:07that the British and German soldiers played in no-man's-land

0:05:07 > 0:05:09on the Christmas Day truce of 1914?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Sam.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Football. - Football is absolutely right, Sam.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18You won the quiz, which means it's time for you to choose a Year Sphere

0:05:18 > 0:05:23and it's time for me to say, "All hail the potty pyramid."

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Sam, help yourself to a Year Sphere,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33but choose carefully, because the AD dates will be added

0:05:33 > 0:05:38but the BC dates will be subtracted from your total score.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41So winning the World War I quiz means that Sam is

0:05:41 > 0:05:44automatically through to play the World War I game,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47but will he be alone, or will everyone else get to play?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Let's find out, shall we?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55It's a single-player silly game.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59So, Sam, off down the Time Sewer on your own.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Oh, it reeks!

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Yes, it's the First World War and the skies are full of German planes.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's time to play...

0:06:11 > 0:06:15You are a British pilot trying to bring down the mighty Red Baron.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18To do that, you must load, aim and hit those enemy planes.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20One point for every plane you hit,

0:06:20 > 0:06:23two points if you get the Red Baron himself,

0:06:23 > 0:06:26and you'll need a total of six points to win the Year Sphere.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30So keep your eyes on the skies because battle begins now!

0:06:30 > 0:06:35Here goes Sam, playing Flying Circus, and what lovely goggles.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38First ball goes in. Let's see if he's got to grips with this

0:06:38 > 0:06:40from the start... Oh, Rattus!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh! Straight away there!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44What a start! Phenomenal start!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Let's see what he can do with this one.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah, well, that one's fallen a bit short.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Of course, aircraft pilots in the First World War

0:06:50 > 0:06:52didn't have much training,

0:06:52 > 0:06:54and Sam's had three seconds of training at this,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56so he really is doing extremely well.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, the Red Baron!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01The Baron's down!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03You know what that means, Rattus,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05two points, already halfway there!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07He's got four out of six already,

0:07:07 > 0:07:08he is on fire.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Very impressive.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, and he's just missed that one.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14There's Sam, look at him reloading.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16He's doing very well here,

0:07:16 > 0:07:17but after that fantastic start,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19he's falling a little short.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Certainly is. All he's doing now

0:07:21 > 0:07:24is knocking holes in the concrete cumulus nimbus.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yeah, there's one fallen out the end

0:07:26 > 0:07:27without him firing it,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29and I think he's getting

0:07:29 > 0:07:32a little bit tired here, Rattus.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37He just missed the Red Baron there, that could have won him the game!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh! He's winged one.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42He hit it, but it didn't go down.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Made of stern stuff, that one.

0:07:43 > 0:07:4630 seconds remaining.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, he's got another one!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50One more required.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Can he get it?- Pigeon!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Now the pigeon has got involved,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56and that can't be helping at all.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Look at that pigeon risking its life there in its little harness.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, and I think it's put Sam off

0:08:01 > 0:08:03cos he's dropped the ball.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, and another one escapes him!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09There's some turbulence up there at the moment.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Oh, he's done it!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13With seconds to spare, he has done it!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I hate you, pigeon.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16And he's having a pop at the pigeon!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Go annoy someone else.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Well, we've not seen that before! Brilliant!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Welcome back, Sam, well played.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Very good, very good piloting.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Well, that was a tremendous performance.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33How did you find that, Sam?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35It was quite difficult, and that pigeon was so annoying.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yeah, you are the first contestant ever to give the pigeon verbal.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Well done, Sam, congratulations.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Two Year Spheres already. It's time for Round Two.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46To find out what's up next, it's back to the Gory Grid.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48It's the Vicious Vikings.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Four questions again,

0:08:50 > 0:08:54and your four all-important Viking topics are...

0:08:59 > 0:09:02So, Leah, it's your turn to pick first this time.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Um, could I have Weddings, please?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07True or false? At a Viking wedding, the bride and groom

0:09:07 > 0:09:11would sacrifice a goat and drip the blood all over themselves.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Eurgh. Could that be true?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Show me now, please.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Well, everybody's gone for true.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Let's find out if they're all right.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21It's...true!

0:09:21 > 0:09:27Well played, everybody. That's a point apiece. Sam, what'll you have?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Er, could I have Fires, please?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36True or false? At home, Vikings would burn human hair

0:09:36 > 0:09:40in their fires to keep warm.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Vikings would burn human hair in their fires to keep warm.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Is that true or is that false?

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Everybody has gone for false.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Rattus, what's the answer?

0:09:52 > 0:09:58It is indeed false! They'd actually burn animal poo, yeah.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00A point for everyone there in that round.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Well, well done, good answering. Rohan, your turn to pick a category.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Can I have Seals, please?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Rohan, that is a prop question.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Prop question, prop question, prop question, prop question.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, it's in the top cupboard, Dave.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Yeah, Rattus, like I'm going to fall for that one.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- No, it's in the top cupboard. - Yeah, sure. Oh!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I told you, Dave, it's in the top cupboard.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm not listening to you, Rattus. Ow!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Would it help if I said, "Told you so"?

0:10:29 > 0:10:35No, it wouldn't. Oh, good heavens. Oh, there is the prop.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39That is a plate of seal blubber.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43True or false? Vikings would eat seal fat.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46What do you think? Is that true or false?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Let's see your answers now, please.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Rohan's gone for true, Leah and Sam have gone for false.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I can tell you that it is true.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59The seal blubber was eaten in place of butter or used for frying.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01So that's another eyeball for Rohan.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06The final question in this round is on Laws, and this is what it is.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11True or false? Viking women could claim land for themselves

0:11:11 > 0:11:13if they fought and won an arm wrestle.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17What do you think? Wow, everybody in total agreement.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19What's the answer?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22It's false. Of course it is.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27But they could claim the land if they walked around it with a cow.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well played, that's good points for everyone, and look at that,

0:11:30 > 0:11:33at the end of the round, with a full house, Rohan,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35you have won yourself a Year Sphere.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Let's hope for a nice big AD date, shall we?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Rohan, as winner of the Viking quiz,

0:11:41 > 0:11:43you're through to play the Viking game,

0:11:43 > 0:11:47but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Fingers crossed, Sam, fingers crossed, everybody,

0:11:49 > 0:11:53and arms crossed! Let's find out.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59The finger-crossing has worked! It's an all-play silly game!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02So off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Bye, then!- Bye, then!- Bye-bye.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10The Vikings were surprisingly clean people

0:12:10 > 0:12:14and would use tiny ear spoons to clean the wax out of their ears.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's time to play...

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Your challenge - to clean out a Viking ear,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23carry the wobbly wax on your Viking ear spoon

0:12:23 > 0:12:26over the wobbly bridge and flick it into your bowl.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30The person who gets the most ear wax from their ear into their bowl

0:12:30 > 0:12:33within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36What a game! You'd better get ready, cos your time starts now.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38HOOTER BLOWS

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Off they go, then, with I'm A Viking, Get Me Out of Ear!

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Oh, and look at that - wax is just pouring out.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Oh, Rattus, this is an appalling game.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I mean, ear wax being carried over bridges.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55See-saw, there's the see-saw action, the pivot.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58First delivery for Rohan, and Sam, delicately delivered.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59First one in there from Sam.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yes, it's not so much a flick,

0:13:01 > 0:13:03it's more of a delicate placement,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05and you wouldn't want to get any of that ear wax

0:13:05 > 0:13:07on your clothing, would you?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, unless you wanted to be waterproof, Dave.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Well, true, you could make yourself

0:13:11 > 0:13:12a little waxy jacket there

0:13:12 > 0:13:14by melting some of that stuff down,

0:13:14 > 0:13:16rolling around in it,

0:13:16 > 0:13:17and you've got a waterproof T-shirt.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Rohan's dropped his.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Ah, but look at this, what a lovely delivery from Sam there.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Here comes Leah, here she comes.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Oh, dear!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Really getting that spoon deep into the Viking ear.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Now, here he goes.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34He's over the bridge, look at the way it pivots here, pivots.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Now watch, oh...- It's on the floor.

0:13:35 > 0:13:41Often you're concentrating so hard on the pivot bit

0:13:41 > 0:13:43that when you get past it, you lose your focus and it drops.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45But delicately done by Leah.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46It's close between Leah and Sam.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Dave, I think I've got some wax in my ear!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Let me have a quick look, Rattus.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh, heavens, that's not wax!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56There's Rohan - can he make it?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yes, he can!

0:13:58 > 0:13:5930 seconds remaining.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Two bits!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Rattus, she's got two bits!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04This is unheard of!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Two bits of ear wax going over the bridge!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10What a delivery! It's there!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Well, that's changed the game forever.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, that really is extraordinary, and you can't see anyone

0:14:15 > 0:14:19coming back from this, really, Leah has done remarkably well there.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22And here she comes with her sixth dump, can she make it in time?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Yes, she can! Can Rohan get his fourth?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- No, he can't, getting frustrated with that.- Time's up.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30SIREN BLARES

0:14:30 > 0:14:32And it's a waxy win for Leah.

0:14:32 > 0:14:37Welcome back, everyone, back behind those podiums. Well played.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40The winner of the Year Sphere was Leah,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42so help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Six bits! Six!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46And two in one go.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Two in one go, first time we've ever seen that.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Right, Round Three,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57It's the Rotten Romans.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Four questions, as always, and here are your four Roman topics.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08So, Sam, it's your turn to lead us off this time.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Which one will you choose?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'm going to go with Claudius.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Steady yourself, Rattus.- Why?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Because this is a question from Death!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Emperor Claudius is believed to have died from poisoned mushrooms

0:15:23 > 0:15:25given to him by his wife.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29So, sadly, his death wasn't stupid, but his last words were!

0:15:29 > 0:15:30What were they?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32A, is that your donkey?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35B, I think I've pooed myself,

0:15:35 > 0:15:38or C, can anyone else smell lemons?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40What do you think?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, well, a complete spread of answers here.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- What is the answer?- The answer is...

0:15:49 > 0:15:51B, I think I've pooed myself.

0:15:51 > 0:15:57When it was his time to go, it was also his time to...go!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00As in to poo.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03He's quite funny, Death, isn't he, really?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Only when he says the word "poo", though, eh, Rattus? Yeah.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Oh, I've wet meself. - Oh, for goodness' sake.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Rohan, congratulations, a good point scored,

0:16:11 > 0:16:13and it's your turn to pick a category.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Can I have Elephants, please?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17When he was a young man,

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Roman General Pompey fought a successful campaign in North Africa.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25On his return to Rome, he led a procession in a chariot

0:16:25 > 0:16:28pulled by elephants, but what happened?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31A, the elephants panicked and squashed Pompey,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34B, one of the elephants weed on him,

0:16:34 > 0:16:39or C, the elephants couldn't fit through the city gates?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42What do you think?

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Interesting.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Leah and Sam in agreement on C.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Rohan thinks it's A.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Let's find out what the answer is.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51The answer is C.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Pompey's elephants couldn't fit through the city gates,

0:16:54 > 0:16:56an incident he wanted forgotten,

0:16:56 > 0:16:59though I bet the elephants never did!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Cos elephants never forget.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Well done, Leah and Sam. It's all square again.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Leah, it's your turn to choose, what will you have?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Can I have Bears, please?

0:17:09 > 0:17:14Emperor Valentinian used to throw his enemies to two pet bears

0:17:14 > 0:17:16and watch them being eaten alive.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18But what were the bears called?

0:17:26 > 0:17:32Was it A, B or C?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Let's see your answers, please.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Everybody's gone for A.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Are they all right, or are they all wrong?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42The answer is A, Goldflake and Innocence.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44They were deliberately kept hungry

0:17:44 > 0:17:47so they'd viciously attack Emperor Valentinian's enemies.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48OK, that's a point each.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52And there's one question left in this round, on Warts,

0:17:52 > 0:17:54from Mr Rattus Rattus.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Here we go.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57A Roman cure for warts...

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Let's see those answers.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14The boys have agreed on B.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Leah thinks it's A.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20Oh, Leah, I'm afraid it's B, it's dog urine!

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Yeah, so after you've been treated,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23you've not only got a wart,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- but you've got a wart that smells of wee.- Nice!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28And that means at the end of that round

0:18:28 > 0:18:31we have a two-way tie between Rohan and Sam.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Yes, it's a tie-breaker situation!

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Beginning with the letter N, name the Roman emperor who...

0:18:40 > 0:18:41- Sam.- Nero.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Nero is absolutely right. I'll give you that full question.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Beginning with the letter N,

0:18:46 > 0:18:50name the Roman emperor who had his wife Octavia murdered

0:18:50 > 0:18:53and her head sent to his new girlfriend, Poppaea.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58Absolutely right, Nero. Superb work, Sam. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Hey, did you say "Poop-paea"?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03No, I didn't say "Poop-paea", I did say it second time.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Very good, Sam, you are the winner of the Roman quiz,

0:19:08 > 0:19:10and you're through to play the Roman game,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13but will you be playing alone or will the others get to join in, too?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Let's find out, shall we?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Oh, it's a single-play gory game.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23So, come on, Sam, back down that Time Sewer.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Smells like Rattus.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27What?!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Romans loved their food, but what did they actually eat?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34It's time to play...

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Seven foods, but only five are foods

0:19:38 > 0:19:41that were really eaten by the Romans.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Your challenge - to work out which five.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Choose five items from the larder

0:19:46 > 0:19:48and then move them onto the feasting table.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Touch the drinking goblet to find out how many you've got right.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Keep trying different combinations until you get all five correct,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58but you'd better be quick, cos your time starts...now.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59HOOTER BLOWS

0:19:59 > 0:20:01So here goes Sam playing Foul Food.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05What we've got to do here, he's got to put the genuine food,

0:20:05 > 0:20:08the foods he thinks were genuine in Roman times,

0:20:08 > 0:20:12he has to move them onto those tiny miniature plinths

0:20:12 > 0:20:14that are somehow like plates.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15They are kind of plinth plates.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Oh, now, he's going for stuffed snails here.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20You like a bit of stuffed snail, don't you, Rattus?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Why anyone would stuff and cook snails, I have no idea.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26They are so much better raw!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Urgh!

0:20:28 > 0:20:32What's next? Well, he's gone for scooped-out flamingo brains.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Whoa!

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- I'm so sorry about this. - DAVE BURPS

0:20:37 > 0:20:38You have four correct.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41That's a bit of a lacklustre touch of the goblet there.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Kind of casual, wasn't it?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45He's put the cheese in.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48The fish can go, jellyfish can go back. Cheese is in.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51DAVE BURPS You have four correct.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Oh, it's not worked for him, that. - No.- Now, what's he going to do here?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58He needs to think very hard here, Sam.

0:20:58 > 0:21:0030 seconds remaining.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03He's gone for the giant tortoise liver, of course.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I have to say, giant tortoise liver and stuffed snails -

0:21:06 > 0:21:08not exactly fast food, is it, Rattus?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10You have three correct.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12So the liver and potatoes are incorrect.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Can he work it out in time?

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Yes! Back comes the cheese. Bye-bye, liver. And the jellyfish.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22This could be good, Rattus, I think. The potatoes are going...

0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Going!- The jellyfish is in place!

0:21:23 > 0:21:27BURP You have all five correct.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Welcome back, Sam. Help yourself to a Year Sphere, well played.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40So, well done, and now it's the final round,

0:21:40 > 0:21:42so it's over to the Gory Grid one last time

0:21:42 > 0:21:44to find out what we've got.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48It's the Slimy Stuarts.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50No quirky quiz in our final round,

0:21:50 > 0:21:54it's straight to our all-play Stuart endgame.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Back down the Time Sewer, the lot of you.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Oh, it really is terrible down here!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04It's time to play...

0:22:06 > 0:22:10It's 1666, you are King Charles II,

0:22:10 > 0:22:13and you're helping to fight the Great Fire of London.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Your challenge - collect water in your bucket,

0:22:15 > 0:22:18carry it along your lane and slosh it onto the fire.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20But watch out for falling buildings.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Whoever gets the most water on the fire within the time limit

0:22:24 > 0:22:25wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28And your time starts now.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29HOOTER BLOWS

0:22:29 > 0:22:31So, here we go, then, with London's Burning

0:22:31 > 0:22:33and this, you have to say,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35is very careful bucket-filling from them all,

0:22:35 > 0:22:37and it's Rohan that's first to show.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Whoa, that's excellent cheese-hopping.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41We'll explain the cheese later - don't panic.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Let's see what he can do here.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Rohan gets a little bit of water going in there,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48that's nice, a good start. Here's Sam.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50He overstepped the mark there a bit,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52got his foot on the cheese,

0:22:52 > 0:22:55and he's making his way back now. Whoa! Slippy doo-da.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Leah really taking her time here, Rattus.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Good tactics or not?- No, considering it's against the clock, Dave,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03taking your time is not a good idea.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06It usually means you'll fall on your backside,

0:23:06 > 0:23:08spilling it all over the walkway.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11There speaks the voice of bitter experience.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Oh, and Sam's down again, look, that could cost him.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Leah, arriving with her first bucket at last,

0:23:17 > 0:23:21but it's a full one. And wahey, that's nicely done.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23The Great Fire of London, of course,

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Charles II famously helped

0:23:24 > 0:23:26to try to put it out.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28There's a bit of Parmesan cheese

0:23:28 > 0:23:30halfway up the lane there, Rattus.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Samuel Pepys buried his Parmesan during the Great Fire.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34That's right, to stop it burning.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Rohan now arriving with his next payload, and that's decent.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Oh, Leah's down! But she's not out, she's regained her composure nicely.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Oh, but she's thrown the bucket!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, that's one way to make sure you get all your water in.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50And I have to say, her scoring egg is filling up nicely.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Oh, dear! Now the falling-over's begun in...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Oh, oh! In earnest.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Over the cheese, it's very slippery out there.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Who do you think's going to win this, Rattus?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Whoever's got the burning ambition, Dave!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Oh, Rattus! Yeah, you are on fire.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Oh, I've done one!

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Oh, what magnificent punning.

0:24:10 > 0:24:1230 seconds remaining.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13And there's Rohan.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Well, there goes Rohan! He's still smiling though, look.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Where's Sam gone? Oh, there he is. Oh, and that's lovely.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Now here comes Leah with a full bucket.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, dear, that's not gone very well at all.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Quick factoid for you.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29To stop the fire spreading, some people's houses got pulled down,

0:24:29 > 0:24:33so our players need to watch out for falling masonry.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh! What did I tell you?!

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Oh, Leah, not again!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Hold on to your bucket!

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Oh! Look, Rohan's down again!

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Time's up!

0:24:42 > 0:24:46And it's all over, and look at them, they're absolutely exhausted.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48And a quick look at the collecting cylinders

0:24:48 > 0:24:50tells us Leah is the winner.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53She's the best fireman out of the lot!

0:24:53 > 0:24:57Back you come, out of that Time Sewer. Very well played.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Leah, help yourself to another, and a final, Year Sphere.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07It's now time to count up those Year Spheres

0:25:07 > 0:25:09and remember, the AD dates are added to your total,

0:25:09 > 0:25:14and BC dates are subtracted from it.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's the moment of truth.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Rohan, let's have a look what you've got in yours.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24Wow, that's a good one, 1969 AD.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Man landed on the moon, I think that might be

0:25:26 > 0:25:29one of the highest possible scores in a single sphere.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31That puts you right back in the game.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Leah, let's see what you've got.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39It's 1564 AD, the birth of William Shakespeare.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Let's have a look at that second one.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Oh, it's 495 BC! Oh, deary me,

0:25:47 > 0:25:51the death of Pythagoras, Greek philosopher and mathematician.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54That means that you are in second place currently.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56So, Sam, let's have a look at what you've got.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Oh, dear.- Oh, no.

0:26:00 > 0:26:041213 BC, the death of Pharaoh Ramesses II,

0:26:04 > 0:26:07but you've got three Year Spheres to make that up.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Let's see what you've got in the second one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13And you've started to make it up already.

0:26:13 > 0:26:171305 AD, the execution of William Wallace.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Let's have a look at that third one.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Oh, no!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Oh, no! That's not good news.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26You may well put your head in your hands.

0:26:26 > 0:26:329000 BC, Stone Age man started to use bow and arrow round about then.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34That's no consolation, is it?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Come on, Sam, let's open up the last one.

0:26:37 > 0:26:43It's 1099 AD, too little too late, the first Crusade was that year.

0:26:43 > 0:26:48You've ended up with a total of minus 7,809,

0:26:48 > 0:26:52which is sad for you, but brilliant news for you, Rohan,

0:26:52 > 0:26:58because you are today's champion, with 1,969 points.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Which is loads of points, unlike today's prize, which is pointless,

0:27:02 > 0:27:04because it's been chosen by Rattus.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Actually, I found a great prize down in the Time Sewer!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well, look at that!

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Ta-da!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- You have to say, Rattus, that looks absolutely delicious!- It is!

0:27:14 > 0:27:18Humble pie, which was a Tudor delicacy,

0:27:18 > 0:27:20filled with sheep's guts.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Ugh!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Rohan, I'm afraid it's a rather disgusting pie.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Please don't eat it, I've just done that,

0:27:28 > 0:27:30and that's something I'm going to have to live with.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33So it's bad luck to our runners-up, Leah and Sam,

0:27:33 > 0:27:36who have a whole host of bad tastes and smells to look forward to

0:27:36 > 0:27:37on their journey home,

0:27:37 > 0:27:40because we're going to flush them down the Time Sewers.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Go on, off you go. I'm afraid this bit's deeply unpleasant.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Bye, Dave.- Bye!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Bye, everyone.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50- Bye!- Stinks in here!

0:27:50 > 0:27:52If you want to play along at home next time,

0:27:52 > 0:27:55don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59I've been Dave Lamb, he's been Rattus Rattus,

0:27:59 > 0:28:03once again proving why rats aren't usually allowed to host TV shows.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05If you don't want that...

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Oh, he's eating it. That was Gory Games, goodbye!

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